/biz/ - Business & Finance

I COOM TO SAVE THE FUTURE

Wow, this purchase of coom token could save your life sir

based devs

It checks all the boxes for a moon landing honestly. Retards on /biz dismissed this coin too early lmao. I might wait for another dip before buying any though.

The Chad $COOM
>locked dev liquidity pool
>200K volume in 1 day
>maximum fertility
>will get you a $WAIF
>infinite profits
>saves people with testicular cancer

you are still early

Fuck you faggots you are toxic to /biz/

Fucking kek. You coomers are getting desperate now that you've successfully managed to squeeze out every single low IQ brainlet of their money to buy your COOM bags. Why are you suddenly moving the goalposts and trying to create an usecase for this token? Do you even realize how foolish this endeavor is? Please tell me HOW IN THE FUCK a random ERC-20 token will be able to help funneling funds to help testicular cancer. I'm unironically triggered at your sheer amount of stupidity mixed with greed. You all deserve to stay poor.

What business, venture or investor is going to seriously consider accepting volatile, worthless internet money? You pajeets are getting tiring. I wish from the bottom of my heart that you all get burned or rug pulled. This token and the coomer meme in general that originated from wojaks are making me seethe to no end. Kill yourselves. Fucking kill yourselves. COOM has no future, and it will vanish into irrelevancy in two weeks. And trust me, I'll be there in your COPE threads to brag and say: "I told you so."

KILL YOURSELVES NIGGERS

>>21649238
sounds like no COOM cope my man

>>21649121
>>21649238
Angry clueless faggots are a sign this will 100x. Follow the angry faggots, you’ll get the money.

>>21649238
infertile detected

now is expensive

>>21649333
Trips confirm my theory
>>21649388
Dubs are just icing on the cake

>>21649238

balls drained completely dry

Fine
Where do I buy
Direct link please to whatever shit tier exchange
Thanks

>>21649514
uniswap sire

>>21648849
definitely wait for another dip, it went up like %15 since I wrote this, but it is bound to dip a few times more. besides fucking Coinbase wallet does not work on my phone right now. no worries, it will dip again.

>>21649238
Based copypastaposter

>>21649238
I was waiting on the sidelines, pondering whether or not I should buy a worthless memetoken. Seething fudders like this are usually huge buy signals. I've seen it happen with AMPL, ACID, MYX and YAM before their massive pumps.
It may be stupid, but I'll throw in 0.3 ETH just in case.

>>21649514
>21649564
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

>>21649388
>>21649333
>>21649443
based

>>21649238
Infertile cuck seething bc he can't impregnate his wife and has to raise her boyfriend's son detected. Get on the COOM train before it's too late or you will look like this.

>>21649443
COOM TO THE NOOM!!

OH GOD AAAAHH MY TRIPS MY MY MY TRIPS ARE GONNA MAKE MEE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>21649238
>gets angry about wojaks and internet money

You need to go back.

do hit 1$?

Forgot to post the Pic. This will be you if you don't hold your COOM

>>21649596
This guy gets it. I did the same and bought yday. Already up 50%

>>21649673
$tendies did, but granted that was at a much lower supply. 0.01$ would still be huge profit if you bought now.

>>21649514 #
Connect MetaMask wallet to Uniswap. Make the slippage something high like %5. Like others are saying it might be a better idea to wait for the dip.

so youre telling me we're going to get rich AND save all the testicles? im in

>>21649673
Add a few more zeroes bud

Hope you fuckers lose everything

6$ no more

>>21649238
cope, seethe and lastly dilate

It's literally day 2 and it's already COOMing hard, definitely buying another sack at next dp

>>21649787
You are seething bc we are literally saving testicles but it was too late for you. Sorry fren.

>>21649673
Supply is too high for that. 0.1$ is a better goal. That is if the people actually see the potential here and not be seething faggots.

>>21649787
Nothing to lose at this stage. This is only the beginning.

waiting for a dip to buy?

>>21649787
You only lose everything if you put everything dumbass.

If I hold both COOM and WAIF can I COOM on anime titties?

>>21649839
Top kek

This plebs fud is exactly what I was hoping for

It's about to dip in a couple of minutes, as soon as it dips, I'll officially be a $COOMer

>>21649962
waiting for... meanwhile... fap!

>>21648652
you know this might be a pajeet pump and dump but if they do donate some to charity that sells me. Just bought some COOM.

>>21649238
fucking kekd ngl

>>21649238
lmao

I tried the uniswap link but it says transaction failed. Help bros, what do now?

>>21650377
Nice dubs
Increase the slippage

>>21650377
increase slippage percentage, 5% works

>>21650412
>>21650419
thanks coomers

>>21649962
and I'm in. nothing can stop the $COOM now

>>21648652
is this real?

just bought 100k thanks OP

>>21650614
it's very real. time to get rich and save untold amounts of testicles so they too can COOM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM GONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DONNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

>>21649596
is this you?
0xb39551d4214237d5344724d6dacadd9f8bfa1a8f

>>21650784
Hello sire I would be very grateful if you COOM on my poorfag face as well

0xB8B1C5852cC3b8F04e3563487972B82Eae72f050

WERE GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAVEEEEEEE THE TESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

>>21649238
Based

I am become COOM

>>21651212
The dubs....i'm..i'm...COOMimg!

Based and bogpilled

>>21648849
>Retards on /biz dismissed this coin too early lmao
Its a meme token that does nothing, its literally just gambling

>>21651964
and what does your coin of preference do actually? other than inventing buzzwords