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I think that's vitalik

>>21645511
he's connected to Erskine Bowles, part of the secret global monke cabal society, overruling Sergey's vision for the future. Although there isn't a direct connection, all of these individuals are connected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
its monkey season. $1000 EOM.

>>21645511
yes he's the reincarnation of demeter and sergey is the reincarnation of saturn and they love and fuck each other tenderly

>>21645625
>demeter
literal who

>>21645616
How do I acquire? Please help

>>21645511
Yes sir he is founder of tisticles for privacy.
He is also a known member of the Wu Tang clan, and is currenty searched for interrogation by the Democratic Republic of the Congo's police department for his involvement in many drive by's there.
He also has terminal stage gonorrhea caught by giving a foot massage to the Holochain CEO, which is why he founded tisticles to help advance medical research to save his eggs.
Be careful of this man anons and red*itors.

>>21645511
hes the man behind the scenes
sergey is just the face of the company

>>21645856
Also, phoneposting because the faggot nigger kike jannies banned me for making a sharpie in pooper thread a few days ago, I didn't beg I just made the thread, fuck those communist speech shutting janjans.

You do realize that he is satoshi right?

>>21645616
wtf is this shit? this chainlink stuff is building its own culture. please, guys. JUST FUKKKEN ARCHIVE EVERYTHANG

>>21645511
He gets him cheap burgers from his local synagogue
Great guy

>>21645511
>Get out

>>21646725

this mixtape... stinks

I once had my mom take me to a Chainlink event so I could meet my idol, Sergey Nazarov and hopefully take a picture with him. I approached him after the speaking event concluded to discuss my appreciation of his work and the incredible potential of the tech he's developing and blockchain in general. He was very rude and dismissive and seemed to only want to talk to my mom. I kept having to get his attention but he kept asking my mom if she wants to "link his chain", whatever that means. Finally I got around to asking about taking a picture with him and of course he agreed, but only if my mom would be in the picture with us. By this point I was getting some seriously weird vibes from the dude, so I decided to stand between him and my mother for the picture. A bystander named Ari was kind enough to take it for us. At the end of the countdown right when Ari said "say cheese!", I felt a sharp pain in my side and yelped, ruining the picture. I pulled up my shirt to see what happened, and there was a tiny pin-sized hole in my side that was bleeding quite a bit. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but I swear Sergey stabbed me with a syringe or something. He then complained loudly about how I ruined the pic and suggested we take another with him in the middle. At this point I just want to be done with this weirdo so I'm like whatever. So we line up again and I shit you not, the guy palms my mom's entire ass cheek and squeezes. Obviously my mom was extremely offended and forcefully removed his hand while walking away. This made Sergey angry and he started yelling profanities at her. We both stormed out of there and my mom grounded me for having her go through something like that. The whole experience made me extremely disillusioned with the space and I decided to sell my Link at a loss.

>>21645616
Honestly I wanted to h8 but this shit fucking slaps. Linkies are the greatest.

>>21645641
How new are u>>21645641