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>> No.21632994
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21632994

Sure Tesla will close red today

>> No.21633015

>>21632994
Doesn't look like it for now.

>> No.21633016
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21633016

what happens if i do this

>> No.21633031

>>21632957
Fed notes release when?

>> No.21633032

Just bought 4k of coca cola. Time to have an ice cold coke zero.

>> No.21633039
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21633039

Fcel bouncing off 3.50 resistance slowly eating away at it. Once that breaks were flying to 4 hop in boys

>> No.21633048

>>21633016

You lose money

>> No.21633051

>>21633016
You lose everything.

>> No.21633064

FCEL about to bust through 3.50 resistance then it's off to the races. Get in before 4.

>> No.21633077

>>21633016
You lose $1755 dollars.

>> No.21633086

>>21633016
riches beyond your wildest dreams

>> No.21633090

>>21633016
thanks for the theta

>> No.21633097
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21633097

Got 500$ still looking for a good investment and Ive got no ideas, oshkosh maybe? Anything bros?

>> No.21633098

>>21633016
Weeklies are basically a lottery ticket unless you're daytrading them

>> No.21633108
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21633108

>>21633032
based

>> No.21633129

Ouch, BLNK is really shitting the bed today

>> No.21633134

>>21633039
I don't know if you saw, Celchad, but, >>21631657
I did, however, buy 2 FCEL calls at a Strike Price of $3.50, expiring on 9/18. Should I keep those? They've made about $30 so far, but idk, should I buy a better option?

>> No.21633137

just got some gt puts and fractional shares of that aapl and tsla. did i do good today?

>> No.21633149

>>21633032
Coca-Cola has no way to grow their business anymore, they've capped out. Plus there is huge anti-sugar push lately.

>> No.21633181

>>21633137
>Just bought GT puts
Hello fellow big brained trader.

>> No.21633184

>>21632957
RKT doing really nice. should be a 50+ dollar stonk end of year

>> No.21633186

>>21633032
Coke is unironically a good investment. They will still be here after we are all long gone.

>> No.21633193

>>21633149
So they can grow their business with non-sugar on their drinks. Ezpz

>> No.21633201

>>21633149
Anti-sugar doesn't bother them, they have artificial sweeteners.

>> No.21633211

>>21633149
lol you don't buy that shit for growth, you buy it because it's never going to stop selling and will be continuously consumed.

>> No.21633217

>>21633149
>Plus there is huge anti-sugar push lately.
They literally sell sugar-free coke retard. But I do agree they capped out, there's only so many people to market to.

>> No.21633227
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21633227

GBTC

>> No.21633234

>>21633016
Just remember, at 2pm the horse rides. Easy gains if you day trade that

>> No.21633240
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21633240

The jew fears the voluntary homeless stock investors

>No bills
>All money can go right back into stocks
>No responsibilities
>Free drugs
>Able to wrestle with other homeless bros for exercise like the ancient greeks
>spend downtime learning to play music


Stop letting jews steal your investment money, take the homeless pill

>> No.21633244

>>21633016
Charge your phone faggot

>> No.21633253
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21633253

Im 5k in wkhs. I have 5k left what what do I do?

>> No.21633268

>>21633149
Factually untrue. Also Buffett-sama is all in on coke and he would know better than you.

>> No.21633286
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21633286

Where is that little faggot that kept posting "CLSK $7 EOW"?

>> No.21633291

>>21633134
Honestly idk bro. Earninhs have historically dumped but this one may be first profitable one and tuted have loaded millions of shares. Its worth a gamble but i always prefet shares

>> No.21633303
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>>21633240
its tempting
you could probably live off of covered call income with just 30k in the market if you're homeless

>> No.21633316

>>21633253
DPHC or FCEL

>> No.21633323

>>21633240
Don't forget a cool dog for warmth/mental sanity

>> No.21633326
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21633326

lol CNBC writers are sorta funny

>> No.21633333

>>21633240
>free drugs?
Is it free if you have to give blow jobs in trade.

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21633350

Dare I say, based?

>> No.21633361

>>21633291
Yeah, that's fair. Approximately when are the earnings? Also, what do you think FCEL is looking like at EoW?

>> No.21633370

>>21633326
I have a feeling NVDA is gonna dump hard after earnings tonight.

>> No.21633378

>>21633240
What’s will be your source of income?

>> No.21633384

Surely Tesla will cl

>> No.21633390

>>21633268
He bought 3 generations ago and only holds for dividends. How do you even grow your business when you already own the market? There is only so many people you can sell to. How can their stocks grow more than 10% a year for the next 20 years, I feel like they'll struggle from now on to get bigger. Not gonna bankrupt or anything, but why buy stocks that grow slowly?

>> No.21633399

>>21633031
Anyone?

>> No.21633408

>>21633378
Preying on weak looking men and women’s sympathy

>> No.21633410

>>21633370
They usually seem to, even after great earnings reports. But they always recover very quickly

>> No.21633416

>>21633350

Thought police type shit.

>> No.21633419

>>21633350
Why is politic not accepted, but BLM? Isn't that a prop of the dems?

>> No.21633420
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21633420

>>21633208
I'm a garbo trust fund brat. Quite comfy.

>> No.21633423

>>21633350
>Left Good
>Right Bad
>We're Capitalists btw

>> No.21633425

>Bought some OSTK at $120
>Broker thinks I bought it at $100 and is showing massive gains on it
uhh I'm afraid to sell this now

>> No.21633450

>>21633370
it's totally going to dump and retail trader redditors are going to get demolished. Just look at NVDA options chain, all these people are going to get IV crushed tomorrow morning, this isn't AMD

>> No.21633453

>>21633420
I envy you.

>> No.21633462

>>21633350
Got GT puts a few hours ago, they are so fucked along with Workhorse.

>> No.21633469
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>>21633425
proof

>> No.21633479

>>21633390
They are going to get into different markets, sparkling water, alcohol, possibly thc beverages. They will just diversify and cut products that are obsolete.

>> No.21633489

>>21633423
>implying the Democrats aren't capitalists too

>> No.21633500

>>21633423
Left =/= Libertarian

>> No.21633515

>>21633286
Relax man. Poor dude just wants a nice entry point, but he may never get it at this rate. CLSK looks resilient as fuck.

>> No.21633519

>>21633462
WKHS will be my next put purchase.

>> No.21633537

*ahem* go horse go

>> No.21633542

>>21633479
Like they tried with Coca-Cola Energy and failed miserably? Like they tried with spiced drink mixers and failed miserably? Like they tried with every single Coca-Cola except Coca-Cola Original and failed miserably? Remember Coca-Cola Life?

>> No.21633551

>>21633253
oil stonks eazy 300% gainz

>> No.21633556

>>21633453
Why? Nobody knows I got handed 400k at 18 and I still wageslave in a 50k condo at a job I hate. I'll just prolly retire at 50 instead of 60 (or 80 for the poor zoomers).

>> No.21633562

>>21633419
It's like this. I have 3 boats. One has only blue people, one has black people, and one has everybody (including both blue and black people). Now they're all sinking at the same time, but I only have enough resources to save one boat. If you don't choose the boat full of niggers you're racist.

>> No.21633570

>>21633425
Check your order to see where it executed at, you may have just won the lottery and your broker caught some retard setting a limit sell too low

>> No.21633571

Was there really not a single executive that was just like "Hey guys, we're selling fucking tires here are we sure this is the best approach?"

>> No.21633588

>>21633551
More like 50% mid 2021. Big banks might double by 2022 as well.

>> No.21633596

>>21633571

Nope they were all scared of getting canceled

>> No.21633600

>>21633571
Executives are notorious for horrible fucking decisions, what fucking universe are you living in?

Do you think people who actually are competent and make good decisions, are actually in position to make any decisions?

>> No.21633605

>>21632957
This is the first i've heard of the armpit licking strat desu.

>> No.21633619

>>21633542
>what is coke zero
Literally can't find it anywhere right now because it flies off the shelf. If you think coke is going to mysteriously fail you are gonna be sad.

>> No.21633620

>>21633149
>grow their business

literally just get more people to buy your stock at higher prices, fuck the business

>> No.21633628
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>>21633350
Years ago, back in management training I specifically recall that politics were a taboo in the workplace to avoid bullshit lawsuits

Times sure have changed.

>> No.21633640

>>21633571
stonetoss.jpg

>> No.21633642

>>21633571
Leftism is a mental disease. Don't expect rational thought.

>> No.21633644
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21633644

should i buy 50 more shares of net and become a salesman

>> No.21633651
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what does "making it" look like?

>> No.21633672

>>21632957
using the likeness of the land of lakes lady is racist and this image is going directly in my cringe folder

>> No.21633684

>>21633425
You bought at market price, not limit. You just lucked out.

>> No.21633685
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>PHUN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21633687
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>>21629662
>>21629745
>>21630197
>Why are you shorting eBay? I figure their business would be booming right now.

lol SD channel wins again :^)

>> No.21633690

>>21633651
Literally that picture but with a mansion instead of shit shack

>> No.21633695

>>21633419
I know this is really off-topic, but it's all in the name. It's very much a "gotcha". If you say you DON'T support BLM, people will think "He doesn't support Black Lives Matter, he thinks they don't matter, huh?" When in reality, people usually just mean the organization. Most people who say they don't support BLM don't mean they actually think black lives do not matter. There's just a tiny bit of nuance and idiots can't even see past that.

>> No.21633714

>>21633605
I should have changed it to lactation but we were on page 8
It was armpit-licking last thread and I just copy-pasted

>>21633672
no it's OK they got delisted so we are allowed to use their brands in any case

>> No.21633728

>>21633628
they dont classify blm as politics, hence the unacceptable politic slogans etc., but im sure that only includes politics they dont like

>> No.21633730

>>21633149
The coffee will tank but the slimline booze is popular in the states could take off when launched in europe.

https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2020/08/03/Coca-Cola-to-launch-hard-seltzer-and-Coca-Cola-With-Coffee

>> No.21633739

>>21633542
Most products have a lifespan of a few years. They have a line of brands that will be here forever. Coke is too big to fail.

>> No.21633744
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>>21633350
Goodyear put out a statement denying authenticity of the image. I bet it is indeed theirs and they will now quietly try to remove it from whatever internal course featured it, now that it has been leaked. Wouldn't be the first time.

>> No.21633751

>>21633184
>up 5%+ yesterday
>up 6%+ as of right now

its been really nice steady increase since the PnD.

>> No.21633755

>>21633684
I bought a limit

>> No.21633761

>>21633695
it's 100% intentional, of course. they know people are stupid and won't differentiate between a marxist organization and something that most reasonable people would agree with.

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21633764

>>21633651

>> No.21633774

>>21633651
What a supremely comfy image

>> No.21633794

ALL

Why dont people buy mass amounts of Dividend stocks the day before the ex date, and sell it on the es date, and move their money to another dividend stock directly after?

is this doable?

>> No.21633796

Insider buying on AEY, they were hitting ATH before they got cucked by covid.

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21633804

>>21633651
this

>> No.21633807
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>>21632957
reminder to short goodyear, their leadership is obviously retarded if they thought this was a good idea

>> No.21633822

is this big dip on BLNK a trap?

>> No.21633826

Is Apple gonna keep going up until the split?

>> No.21633827
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21633827

>>21633744
>crashing this stock

>> No.21633847

>>21633794
Where do you thin the dividend comes from?

>> No.21633848

>>21633826

Yes.

>> No.21633857

>>21633794
sure it's doable. not going to give you an edge though

>> No.21633864

>>21633571
SJWs live in a bubble of virtue signal and peer confirmation. they literally are NPCs

>> No.21633872

>>21633794
Dividend capture, but it doesn't really work because people do it which jacks up prices and lowers them.

>> No.21633888

Holy fuck my stocks are crabbing, any big economical news in the US today or something? Looks like everyone is waiting for something.

>> No.21633903
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basically the Goodyear thing is an example of companies who are supposed to just give a token show of good faith, instead taking it too far. a good example of what they're supposed to do is putting a black square on their website for awhile or MTG erasing some cards from history via taking them off of their gatherer card search website. things that don't actually do anything meaningful or cost any money, but that are good enough to avoid getting chimped out on.

>> No.21633916

>>21633744
>similar forms of advocacy that fall outside the scope of racial justice and equity issues
>for any candidate, party or political organization
this isn't even an attempt at denial

>> No.21633923

>>21633651
>house on the water near Monterey, CA
>have time to surf every morning
>nice apartment in 6th Arrdondissment to visit from time to time
>marrying my current girlfriend
>encouraging her to succeed at her dream of writing spy thriller novels
>having 1 kid I can raise without worrying about work
>being able to leave a small fortune to ensure my kid's future
>spending all my time with family and friends
>maybe write the book I always wanted to
>ensure my non-verbal autistic brother has the care he needs after my parents die

inb4 someone calls me a faggot

>> No.21633927

>>21633690
I'm pretty minimalist so I think that comfy shack is all I would need. I don't like too much space

>> No.21633935

>>21633690
That's just the shack at the dock, the mansion is behind it

>> No.21633939

>>21633291
Being dumped.

>> No.21633947

>>21633847
>>21633857
>>21633872
hmmm but assuming were in an uptrend quickly recovering environment..
maybe i can sell a few days after the ex date after a bit of stock price recovery

>> No.21633952

>>21633600
Kind of an extreme take there fren. You'd think we'd be sunk already.

>> No.21633974

>>21632957
Who here bought the FCEL top right before the nose dive just like the prior tip only 7 cents lower lmao

>> No.21633978

>>21633755
Buy at limit is just the max you're willing to pay. If the market price is lower, you get it at the lower price.

>> No.21633997

>>21633923
Dangerously based, Anon. I wish you well

>> No.21634016

>>21633744
i bet they're sponsoring that nigger racecar driver whom i don't watch drive, but patiently wait to hear of his death in a horrible "accident"

>> No.21634017

>>21633923
Only children are sad and strange, have no more or less than 2.

>> No.21634018

>>21633923
>>ensure my non-verbal autistic brother has the care he needs after my parents die

damn.. I know that feel. my younger brother has severe autism. I really wish I had buckets of money for his sake but I do not. good thing I'm buying this TQQQ now and this Palantir IPO soon?

>> No.21634028

>>21633923
what if the one kid that you have is a daughter though ?

>> No.21634046

>>21633923
Sounds like the dream. What's your job?

>> No.21634051

>>21633651
Cheating on your trophy wife with your au pair

>> No.21634066

>>21633923
sounds like you're the autistic brother lmao

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>>21633469
I sold 10 overstock at $16 to some bullshit FUD in an /SMG/ thread.

>> No.21634076

>>21633903
Fuck bro I bought so much HAS at $54 and just want to see 90 or so before flipping it. The userbase it fucking over WOTC.

>> No.21634081

>>21633888
>Looks like everyone is waiting for something.
Yes. Stimulus bill and election.

>> No.21634094

>>21633923
Only problem with this is commiefornia.

>> No.21634108

>>21633923
BTW do your parents have life insurance? They ought to.

>> No.21634111

>>21634066
lmmao got him

>> No.21634113

>>21633822
Sure does smell like a trap. But the reason for the dip is culpher research's hit piece.

>> No.21634130

>>21634051
t. Ben Affleck

>> No.21634137
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21634137

Look at the put to call ratios..should I be worried?

>> No.21634142

Why do my stocks go down when I look at them?

>> No.21634148

Got 1000 shares of ONTX @ $0.4. Should I sell to buy apple or hold this bag?
I'm up 250% on the horse but I don't want to let go of it

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Fuck you FLIR Anon(not actually it's my own fault)!! My calls expire in 2 days, I paid a huge premium so they wouldn't fall out of the money, yet they crashed hard on a respectable earnings. Feels bad

>> No.21634176

>>21634137
probably
I have a vertical on amazon that is 250 points OTM expiring this friday and I'm "down" 50% on it due to the increase in put volume today

>> No.21634179

>>21633923
Faggot
(Sweet picture though anon. You should seriously consider 2 kids as only children tend to grow up lonely and even resentful)

>> No.21634192
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>>21634142
Inverse watched pot phenomenon.

>> No.21634197
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>>21633423
>the Left are communists but are actually closet capitalists
>the Right are fascists but are actually closet communists
>Capitalists are capitalists but are actually closet fascists
You learn everyday.

>> No.21634202

>>21634142
Something something a watched pot never boils

>> No.21634237
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21634237

I-is Charles Schwab down for anyone else?

>> No.21634249

>>21634028
>what if the one kid that you have is a daughter though ?
it's up to God. I'm fine with a daughter, my girlfriend and I have good values and if I have time to raise her right I think she'll be fine. Just want my kid to accomplish his/her dream in the way I was never afforded growing up lower middle-class.
>>21634046
I'm a project manager at a real estate development company. it's good money if you never went to college, they let you work your way up and now I have a stake in some of the commercial properties we've developed.
>>21634094
i'm from here, still love it despite the retarded politics.
>>21634108
My dad does but my mom doesn't.
>>21634179
ty for the advice, my gf wants 2 and I wanted one just because it would be easier to raise one I feel like

>> No.21634259

>>21634237
Worked for me an hour ago

>> No.21634284

>>21634142
Just set alerts and never look at them. this is the secret to trading. if you just tickerwatch all day you're going to drive yourself insane.

>> No.21634287

I desperately want to buy a NVDA put but I'm too much of a pussy to drop $1600 on a gamble.

>> No.21634301

I'm just glad I know to buy Goodyear from now on desu

>> No.21634305

>>21633923
I love spy thrillers. Grew up reading Robert Ludlum. Good luck to both of you

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>>21634176
Is this the big crash?

>> No.21634314

>>21634287
stop loss, bro. set the amount you're willing to lose and roll the dice.

>> No.21634326

>>21633923
only children are psychopaths and thus inevitably end up with poor friendships, relationships, and business partnerships. Have 2 at least.

>> No.21634335

>>21634237
their stock is down for me since I bought it :(

>>21634197
all of what you said is true
except 75% of people don't know what is going on and 20% know but don't care, so ideology is only impactful now because the internet amplifies it by orders of magnitude

>> No.21634337

>>21633016
Solid play hope you did it

>> No.21634336

>>21634287
don't do it anon. even if it dips down to 470 it won't be worth it

>> No.21634349

>>21634308
Nothing can go vertical forever, the higher it goes, the harder it will crash.

>> No.21634353

Free market died in 2009 with TARP retards.
Privatize the profits, socialize the losses.

>> No.21634359

>>21634314
I'm worried that even if I set a stop loss I'll have trouble liquidating it due to bid spreads being to large.

>> No.21634371

>>21634284
>if you just tickerwatch all day you're going to drive yourself insane.
Can confirm.
t. addicted

>> No.21634373

>>21633350
>we preach inclusivity and tolerance
>now let me introduce you to our zero tolerance policy

>> No.21634376

>>21634353
sounds good to me as long as my stocks go up

>> No.21634404

>>21632994

I don't see Tesla going past 2000 for a long time. I bought a little tiny bit at 1600 and I may as well sell and get a $100 gain. Maybe buy myself one of those big-boobie anime pillows.

>> No.21634414

>>21634326
>>21634249
also, 1 is easier as in cheaper yes, but if you have them within ~3 years of eachother, 2 won't be much more of a time investment because they will play together and entertain eachother, rather than you having to entertain them or schedule playdates

>> No.21634418
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21634418

All futures green all over the world except Chink Shit 300 index. Get fucked commies

>> No.21634436

>>21634371
how have you performed by tickerwatching like a meth-head? genuinely curious

>> No.21634448

>>21633097

They're probably getting a chunk of the USPS contract along with WKHS, so it might be low-risk.

>> No.21634452

>>21634404
then sell a call
SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>> No.21634455

>>21634353
what do you expect me to do about it? Congress doesn't give a shit what I have to say. That's not a reason to not-participate in investing.

>> No.21634463

>>21634418
All that money will surely flow to the American companies now? Plus more stimulus and Trump winning, is the market crash averted?

>> No.21634473

>>21634197
>>Capitalists are kikes but are actually closet fascists
ftfy

>> No.21634480

>>21634349
s-should i move to bonds for a bit? LQD or something?

>> No.21634481

>>21634418
the sitting president does little to effect economic outcomes. stop politicizing peoples' livelihoods and cheerleading the death of the dollar and capitalism.

>> No.21634483

>>21634452
I still dont know what calls and puts and shit are. Tutorials don't explain the concepts clearly. I just know to buy low and sell high.

>> No.21634506
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>got out of the last part of my AMD position with a small profit because it's the afternoon session and i didn't want to wait and see if it reverted to the mean
>was worried because it was coming back down (see: the leg before the current jump up, i was in near the bottom)
>look at it now

hurts just a little

>> No.21634516
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>first month investing

AAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL MAKE ITTTTTTT

>> No.21634526

How are you holding up, srne bros? I want to make sure you're still alright.

>> No.21634528

>>21634483
and thats all you need in a nut shell.

>> No.21634537

>>21634516
good job anon.

>> No.21634552

Kek. Apparently cats are people according to Robinhood's options EULA/TOS. Their definition of a "natural person" is "an individual human or feline being"

>> No.21634558

>>21634436
Lately at least. Watching my tsla call like my life depends on it. Bouncing between etrade and here. Having to be at work sometimes is driving me crazy... I wear a hand brace at night for carpal tunnel to keep it in check.

>> No.21634567

Everything about KODK is putrid, vile, and jewish

>> No.21634586

>>21634552

Buncha fags.

>> No.21634597

>>21634404
If it doesn't get past 2000 by next Friday it won't get there for a couple of years

>> No.21634606

>>21634567
>He fell for the KODK P&D again today
>>21634552
They're hedging on the catgirls Elon promised becoming traders down the line.

>> No.21634609

>>21634249
>ty for the advice, my gf wants 2 and I wanted one just because it would be easier to raise one I feel like
That's fair. It probably is easier just to raise one, but wanted to pass on because I've been there when my relatives kids start getting curious and making friends at school who have siblings etc. and when they ask why they don't have siblings it can be sad, especially if parents are sometimes tired and can't always play with them. My ex was an only child and even had an imaginary friend. She always talked about her childhood with a tinge of sadness about her mum not being able to give her a sibling.
Also, practically speaking in life it can be a good benefit in terms of networking or encouragement or even just being part of an immediate support network.

>> No.21634610
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QUICK SOMEONE GIVE SAUCE FOR PIC IN OP

>> No.21634614

>>21634516
great job, better than I've done all year.

>> No.21634626

>>21634552
It's so the furries feel included.

>> No.21634635

>>21634552
Does that mean I can sign a cat up for a robinhood account for free stock?

>> No.21634641

>>21634249
How do I take the right steps to become a project manager at a real estate development company?

>> No.21634654
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>>21634610

>> No.21634657
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>>21634516

>Only up 10%

NGMI

>> No.21634679

>>21634610
>He doesnt have iqdb search button for pictures

>> No.21634692

FUCK BLNK IS TIMBERINGGGGGGGGG

>> No.21634694

>>21633542
>thinking novelty is anything but a way to reduce taxes and get a better profit on the overall brand
>ok retard I guess you're a better financial analyst than those paid by fucking COKE

>> No.21634696

Anyone knows a stock that recovered and crabbed the last months but will drop at a possible leg 2 to buy some cheap puts as hedge?
>PS: stop banning GERMans you faggots, i had to open my browser to see the ban that already ran out just because somebody else posted muh ebil image with the ip i use right now

>> No.21634714

>>21634610
i got some sauce for ya, right here
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/white-sauce-or-bechamel-sauce-40046

>> No.21634718
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>>21634516
keep it up bud, good job holding through the dips

>> No.21634729

>>21633149
Is that why Pepsi hasn't grown?

>> No.21634745
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21634745

FOMC AT 2PM

THEYRE GONNA CRASH THE MARKET, GET READY

>> No.21634777

>>21634610
u start with
https://nhentai.net/tag/cowgirl/popular?page=1
then u find it:
https://nhentai.net/g/170160/

it's very funny 2bh, be ready to laugh

>> No.21634798

>>21633097
RGR for a medium term investment.

>> No.21634808

>>21634694
>Failure is good!

>> No.21634847
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FCEL drilling.. did I get pump and dumped again

>> No.21634870
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>It is estimated that you may receive $1,968.44 over the next 12 months from dividends.

>> No.21634873

>>21634641
apply for entry level positions at real estate development companies. I applied as a project coordinator, which is just administrative bullshit. I was lucky to work under a project manager who taught me everything. got promoted to Assistant Project Manager after 1.5 years, then Entitlements Manager after 6 months, then Project Manager after another 6 months. I'll probably be in this position for 5-8 years before I have a shot at a VP position either at this firm or another company

>> No.21634877
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21634877

I have 350k in a checking account that I’m planning on using to buy a dental practice once I finish dental school. Why shouldn’t I just buy 100 shares AMZN and sell covered calls on it for the next 3 years until I graduate to grow my stack? I can’t think of any reason not to do this and everyone I’ve asked doesn’t really have a good answer.

>> No.21634901

>>21634847
No itll be fine its still up 6%

>> No.21634917

>>21634729
The only reason Pepsi is still in business is because of mountain dew.

>> No.21634929

>>21634877

Nothing wrong with it and no reason not to other than theoretically there’s the risk of losing it all somehow. Very small chance of that though.

>> No.21634950

>>21634777
THANKS BRUDDA

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>>21634516
You will be on track to until you start playing options

>> No.21634985
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>>21632957
>tfw holding NVDA

we're going to be okay in a few hours right bros?

>> No.21635025

>>21634985
You could always buy a put to hedge your stock.

>> No.21635028
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>>21634877
Do it. Buy the top. Post pictures. You're either gonna make it, or you're gonna blow up your savings.

>> No.21635030

>>21634985
sell now, you're going to get dumped on. just look at today's volume

>> No.21635041
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https://img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/cc91fda7-4669-4d1b-81ce-a0b8d77f25ab/downloads/Culper_BLNK_8-19-2020.pdf?ver=1597843273545

HOLY FUCK HOW IS BLNK NOT GETTING DELISTED

>> No.21635046
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21635046

took a small diagonal position on blnk. calls in sept have lower IV so i'm selling high IV august calls to offset the cost a little. please let me know why this is retarded thanks guys

>> No.21635057

>>21634111
Trips on dubs confirm I did in fact gettim

>> No.21635060
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>>21634606
If Musk actually intended to build cat girls, I would unironically throw 75% of my cash into tesla without looking back

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>>21634567
>There are people who fell for the kodak pump and dump 3 times

>> No.21635075

>>21635028
Post your shorts.

>> No.21635079
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21635079

Remember how everyone bought Jumia

Say something nice about black people

>> No.21635089
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>9million volume on GT

>> No.21635106

>>21635079
no

>> No.21635112

>>21635030
Idk anon

>> No.21635123

>>21635079
>Say something nice about black people
Why?

>> No.21635130

$COW

>> No.21635166
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21635166

What's wrong with WDC?

>> No.21635169

Celchad did i or did i not say we would be below 3.3 in a matter of hours. At this pace fcel could end red lmao

>> No.21635187

>>21634901
>>21634847
If it loses too much momentum it will go back down to $2. It's only still growing because of the momentum, the momentum is what's holding it up.

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>>21634614
>>21634718
thanks bros

>>21634971
promised myself i wouldnt touch options until i have a year in and have read the intelligent investor

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>>21633350
Noo This cant be happening

>> No.21635203

>>21635079
no thanks

>> No.21635209

>>21635089
im losing my ass on these puts dude

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>>21635079
kek

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>>21635079
>Say something nice about black people
no

>> No.21635238

>>21635209
big crash incoming

>> No.21635239

is NVDIA going to tank after earnings?

>> No.21635240

>>21633350
holy shit this is some real 1984 style propaganda

>> No.21635259

I don’t wanna goto work bros REEEEE

>> No.21635263

>>21634877
100% of it is risky. Put about 12 months of expenses aside somewhere safe, either a savings account or an ultra-short US treasury bill ETF, and then invest/speculate the rest to your heart's content.

>> No.21635267

>>21635209
How? What puts did you buy?

>> No.21635279

>>21634808
>thinking multi branding is failure
>thinking cutting the grass under your competitors feet is failure
>venturing is failure
>OK RETARD

>> No.21635283

>>21633794
If a stock pays a $10 dividend, the share price will drop by $10. The benefit being the company's value decreases so if you're a holder, you use the dividend to buy more shares at a "discount" but if you buy just for that day and sell the share as soon as you get the dividend, you will make no profit bc the share price is already lower that amount.

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>>21635075
I'm still waiting for some surefire signals, but i'm not investing in a "bullish" market that has a fraction of the volume of the market prior to Rona and has gone into hyperspeculation mode on equities that have had slowing growth for the past couple years.

>> No.21635315

>>21635259
ALL in RKT and sell before earnings. its really undervalued right now

>> No.21635328
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21635328

Imagine not owning any CLSK

>> No.21635340

WKHS 16.40 wall about to be tested and purchased and now we're off to the races

>> No.21635357

>>21634635

Shit, I hadn't thought about that angle. I'll take a look at their registration contract tonight.

My roommates have two cats. I could make some money that way.

>> No.21635366

>>21634985
Sell now NVDA is dead vive NUVIA

>> No.21635370

>>21635263
Its only 46% of the total stack with the rest either cash or real estate.

>> No.21635387

>>21635219
At the 26ish second mark there is a black guy who as soon as he notices a camera holds up a rolled magazine or something and blocks his face from it the entire time he's going by while all others either carry on like normal or wave at the camera. Very suspicious behavior compares to literally everyone else who doesn't try to hide their identity.

>> No.21635395

>>21635328
what is CLSK and why is it bullish

>> No.21635465

Wonder if I should exercise my CLSK $10 call? Expires Friday

>> No.21635481

>>21634873
What skills did you have to get hired as a project coordinator?

>> No.21635486
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TQQQ NOSEDIVE
ITS HAPPENING

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>> No.21635538

>>21634567
If it makes you feel any better I redoubled my short position at 7 dollars and erased a third of my gains.

>> No.21635560
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21635564
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21635564

dump it

>> No.21635580
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JEROME NO

>> No.21635585
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>>21635486
It's never gonna crash you stupid bear!

>> No.21635589
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>>21635486
>>21635560
this is just the beginning

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21635608

Just bought GDXJ and it immediately starts dumping.. What am I missing here?

>> No.21635613

WKHS IS BEGINNING

>> No.21635631
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>>21635060
>only 75%
Why so bearish, anon?

>> No.21635640

>>21635187
Nah youre just retarded its never going below 2 again

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21635647

Tqqq is $135? Fuck that. I'll wait for a dip.

>> No.21635651

What's with all the market crash predicting people? Feels like they've been saying it since the lock down, is it just people who missed out on the minor crash at the start of covid and didn't get the mega deals on big companies that plummeted for a week?

>> No.21635668

Okay, anons. I just purchased both SPY and SQQQ so I could switch the market into crab mode.

>> No.21635675

>>21635647
i've been waiting for a dip for days anon

>> No.21635698

>>21635651
>imagine being this new and naive

>> No.21635701

>fcel up 8%
>losers that cant make a good trade to save their lives - “hurrr gonna end red! Goin to $2!!”

You people are so pathetic. Imagine being a bear in the current market. Nothing but losers

>> No.21635702

>>21635651
Doomers. If they're so confident they should put their money where their mouth is and start shorting.

>> No.21635726
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GRWG pumping AGAIN? Who's in?

>> No.21635751

why is everyone talking about nvda dumping? Earnings are tomorrow I thought?

>> No.21635777

>>21635701
>Being this toxic about 1 stock
Did you all-in or something?
Just so you know, FCEL almost solely relies on its partnership with Exxon. If Exxon backs out, FCEL immediately tanks to penny stock status.

>> No.21635783

>>21635651
A second "minor crash" is coming. Some are just salty due to missing march, while others are anxious about losing their gains. It won't be until October at the earliest. This upcoming stimulus will keep the pump going.

>> No.21635790

>>21635751
not sure. earning forcasts look pretty good

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>>21635651
HEED THE WARNINGS, NEWFAG

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21635794

>>21635701
>someone in Investorplace is shorting FCEL

>> No.21635803

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21635818

>>21635166
>puts picture of kid on internet
>doesn't expect trolling
Sven, I..

>> No.21635831
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I wanna see VIX spike up over 24

>> No.21635835

oh I get it... if I had 3 boats. one with blue people, one with black people and one with all types of people, the boat with just black people needs to be saved because those people are already sold and some one elses property. the rest are full of migrants or cops, so like fuck 'em.

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Aww fuggin fug fug fucking fuckers. That spike up on the dollar just now caused gold to drop enough to hit my stop.

Also sell signal on airlines. Break even exit for me on this attempt.

>> No.21635893

>>21635777
>toxic
Kys

>> No.21635918

>gbpusd
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21635954

>>21635856
Just got stopped out on my e-mini s&p futures long. we're still gonna make it

>> No.21635970

>>21635651
first crash was just algos shitting the bed
september crash will definitely happen, but how big it will be we can't tell

>> No.21635988

HORSE NOOOOOOO

>> No.21635994

>>21635166
step son? so he's raising the product of some dead beats pump and dump?

>> No.21635995

>>21635701
I trust Celchad, he hasn't let me down yet.

>> No.21635999

>>21633651

I'm dropping 2000 euros on True Blue by Tina Brooks and I'm not throwing up afterwards. Thats making it.

>> No.21636007

Guys, it's been an honor. Enjoy the rug pull.

>> No.21636015
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21636015

This is the beginning of the end

>> No.21636019

Why do boomers have this weird emotional attachment to the integrity of the market? I literally could not care less about muh manipulation as long as inflation doesn't go hog-wild.

>> No.21636022
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>> No.21636029
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I hope you guys aren't holding NVDA right now, or if you are, post losses!

>> No.21636030

TSLA RUG PULL AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21636032

>>21635835
>If I had 3 boats
>one with Black people
You’d be Jewish

>> No.21636049

>>21635893
Are you upset because you lost 10% in the last hour?

>> No.21636061

>>21636019

Because they still know and care about wrong and right and they have a whole lot more invested in it than a bunch of zoomers with no hair on their ass.

>> No.21636062

>>21635701
Seething F(in)CEL

>> No.21636066

>>21636015
IT IS DUMPING!!!! ABANDON SHIP! SAVE YOUR GAINS!

>> No.21636073

>>21636030
Yeah wtf is going on. Everything is tanking

>> No.21636075

>>21635988
the entire nasdaq is trying to dump it and is failing

>> No.21636076
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Fuck fuck fuck

>> No.21636099

>>21635197
dont touch option period unless you have A LOT of experience. Its speculative gambling otherwise. My account would be up 50% for the year if i didnt touch options. Now im up 20%. Think about that... i had to dig my way out of a -30% hole with 7 months of aggressive trading/securing profits. During which time i wanted to rip my hair out.

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>> No.21636111

Holy fucking shit am I glad that a crash in US stocks is hedged against GBP/USD crashing. This might be a good time to convert my dollars into pounds now.

>> No.21636118

>>21636049
Im currently up 26% on my shares so no im not too disgruntled over that. I do get frustrated with the incessant retardation and bear posting though

>> No.21636136

is it happening?

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>>21636030
Going up again. You missed the dip.

>> No.21636138

>>21635279
>cutting the grass under your competitors feet
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

>> No.21636154

>>21635995
>Trusting some retarded attention whore
You deserve to lose money.

>> No.21636155
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21636155

Just healthy profit taking. Nothing Is going to crash don't worry.

>> No.21636160

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.21636163

>>21633097
Invest in the cabbage industry

>> No.21636174

>>21636029
stop shilling, there is no single reason why NVDA should dump

>> No.21636186

>>21636154
yeah but he made me money

>> No.21636188

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

going down ?

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

>>21636169
>>21636169
>>21636169

>> No.21636189

>>21636075
>>21636066
>>21636073
no idea, iron hands, ASSEMBLE!

>> No.21636192

>>21636118
I gave you a valid reason the stock could go down and you instantly shat your pants and threw a tantrum. Don't all-in on a single stock, namefag.

>> No.21636212

>>21636160
The line went down but I think it is going to go back up.

>> No.21636216

>>21636174
News flash, the whole market is dumping.

>> No.21636220

Power hour will save us all, well except for GT.

>> No.21636278
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>>21635640
On its way back to below 3

>> No.21636333

>>21636019
Spite and insistence on the idea that they are more intelligent than the market.

>> No.21636348

>>21636186
No, speculating on worthless fool cell stocks made you money. You're so retarded that you're taking advice from another retard and claiming it's gospel because a stock went up like the majority of stocks have done recently.

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>>21633903