/biz/ - Business & Finance

deal with those problems first. look into mindfulness... Eckhart Tolle's books helped me.

>>13602
Mechanical Turk kind of work.
Check lionbridge or leapfrog (or whatever these companies were called).

>>13602

Make videos on youtube.

Web Marketing.

Was thinking of doing it myself too.

Getting paper requires dropping NEET status, it's one or the other.

With the exception of muh autism bux.

>>13914
Cure for agrophobia? Pills don't help.

>>13914
Don't forget FOREX trading, or whoring yourself out over text chat, other traditional NEET means of acquiring currency.

>>13938
cure agrophobe by remove anxious.

>>13938
Stop being a bitch.
Get therapy if you need someone to tell you to stop being a bitch and cuddle you when you make progress despite being a bitch.

>>13602
Ask people to pay you money for making crazy videos on YouTube. Do all kinds of weird shit, dress up in the opposite sex's clothes, gargle milk and say it's cum, shoe on head reciting the Koran, etc.

>>14017
I was heavily implying that therapy is useless.

>>13964
Decent therapy costs money. And back to square one he goes.

>>14019
Ah ok.

>>14019
maybe for you

I'm preparing for my Restart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or6CwOyx30I

>>14042
True. Just reading about the methods and applying them yourself is not the same for all people. Many want someone to hold their hand and pat their head and say "there, there".

>>13842
market's already oversaturated

>>14052
Just be more outrageous, use your personality. All the 'minions' wont do debasing stuff, just do the fucking debasing stuff. Put on a mask if you have to. If you're serious about making money you'll put in the effort.

Crypto currency

>>14047
CBT is proven to work, classical psychoanalytical methods are not as effective, but still have a measurable effect that is enough to justify their existence.

Complex neuroses require another person because you can't make yourself stay with a thought/feeling without somebody making you ordetect errors in your thinking.

But generally, OP, I recommend CBT. It was made to be self-help and it's statistically the most effective treatment, with a better full recovery rate than drugs.

Psychoanalysis IMO helps cure the causes, but it takes more time and money. You're better off fighting the symptoms first.

Hopefully this doesn't come off as advertising.

If any NEET is looking for making a quick few bucks (and a potential long-term "job"), I'm hiring. You need to be able to talk to indians on the phone and fill out forms. $20/hr. If you can do this, you've got the job.

js2johFW6Oxk@meltmail.com

>>14118
Thanks.

These threads are going to become problematic on here.

>>14120
Meltmail?

That's not suspicious at all...

>>14118
I don't see the point of having a person apply CBT is all I'm saying.
Getting rid of errors in thinking just requires discipline, and some intelligence, and everything else follows from that. Finding causes is a waste of time that may or may not uncover trivia that has no relevance for the cure in any case. Knowing why the boy is crazy with no way to determine the veracity of any thesis is impossible and the actual danger of making a false thesis real in his mind and creating false memories makes the whole process dangerous on top of that.
I really don't believe in psychotherapy, but that could be a result of my psychopathology.
But then again I'm sane, many people are incredibly deluded on top of their phobias and maladjusted behaviours and these people often get very mad if you confront them.

>>14118
How can CBT change emotions?
Even if you change your perceptions, emotions from depression are independent of thought.

>>13602
>Learn HTML basics (5 min)
>Learn CSS basics (5 min)
>Learn PHP basics (30 min if you have no programming experience, otherwise it's 10 min)
>Register at a free hosting service or install Ubuntu server in Virtualbox.
>Practice making webpages and services
>Make your simple personal website citing your skills, and link it to your other projects (you'll get some ideas when you start learning)
>Look for freelancing jobs online
>???
>profit

>>13602

Where would I get a "you die if you work" T-shirt?

>>13602
>>14223
OP, you could desing and sell those shirts online!

>>14175
Well, I partially agree with you. It's difficult, if not impossible, to measure subjective phenomena. In that profession, you mostly rely on practice rather than conscious learning. That's why experienced therapists are so valued.

But they also get taught to study the body language and figure out the person's feelings from the bodily sensation the person is experiencing. And the sessions mostly consist of questions rather than any concrete suggestions of what might be wrong. In fact, I think "molding" somebody is the one greatest fear that therapists have.

Classical methods mostly rely on a sort of profound internal realisation experienced by the person, which is both intellectual and emotional.

As for CBT, it's quite impressive. I think you can actually make yourself believe anything given enough time. It's also measurable more than any other method.

Most people have at least some neurotic tendencies, by the way, but that's just how the world works.

>>14190
There's automatic thoughts you experience that are preter-conscious, meaning you cannot typically catch them without deliberately trying to.

They are what makes you feel emotion, for the most part. If you challenge them often enough, they will emerge into consciousness and slowly fade away.

>>14120
talk to Indians on the phone at whose expense?

>asking sociopaths how to deal with emotional problems

>>14229
>I think you can actually make yourself believe anything given enough time.
>I think "molding" somebody is the one greatest fear that therapists have.
Hue.
The problem with overly emotional delusional people, is that they will think on their own once the quest for the cause starts and can easily deceive themselves and start to believe that their daddy abused them or whatever, and then they have that on top of their other bullshit.

CBT is the only form of therapy that I trust in, and you don't even need a therapist for it. Many dislike it because it's not about wallowing in feelings but rather about pragmatically unfucking them.

>>14190
You might be able to have hypnotherapy to tweak the emotional component. I've never tried it myself but a buddy of mine who needed to present to his bosses but was petrified of public speaking tried it - apparently the hypnotist tried to make it so he felt safe and at home when he stood up, like he was talking to his grandma. Apparently it didn't work perfectly, but he got through it much better than he thought possible with less terror. If I were a hikki I'd try it, the worst case is it fails and you wasted some money, best case is you feel tons better.

Look at all that wasted space created by NEETs, i wonder if it's possible to somehow harness that energy and turn it into something useful, it'd be one of nature's largest untapped resources.

Much of like the Dinosaurs, we'd use something useless and outdated to bring innovation and efficiency.

>>14228
Fucking this. Go register neetshirts.com. Make a 'Mega Milk' one too.
>Our shirts are pretty neet. Our spelling less so.

>>14190
>emotions from depression are independent of thought
Let's not mix up "I'm sad" depression and "my brain chemistry is fucked"-depression.
One goes away if you will it. The other not so much.

If you want money you're going to have to work for it boy. Or play the lottery every week and buy a million magnets.

Come up with an idea, big or small. Don't think about profit but think about something you might enjoy doing. Keep thinking about it until you have an idea you think could work for you. Could be anything for making those T-shirts as one anon suggested, to brewing beer. When you're confident in your plan, go for it, put effort and time into it, and then before you know it, you're no longer a neet, but a confident small business owner.

>>14138
They're funny

>>14267
Burn them for fuel.

>>14259
Yeah, but those are different therapy methods.

I mean, I think it's kind of a doomsday scenario when you think people will blame shit on their daddies and even if they do, therapists often drill right into you when you start blaming people.

I also believe in CBT, as I said. Mainly because it has applicatios more or less beyond therapy.

>>14267
>>14280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PsdaoKuNLg

>>13602
So i'm a medical staff who deals with x-rays and shit but the machine got fucked up 2 weeks ago and i've been a NEET ever since.
My gf's birthday and now valentine's day came up and my bank savings decreased by 50%, what do i fucking do /biz/?

>>14271
Fuck, that's actually a good idea.

>>14322
>funny humorous NEET t-shirts

Hell I might buy one.

>>14271
I'm stealing this idea.

>>14325
you can fuck right off normalshit

Idiot proof investing.

https://leancy.com/~GT3000

>>14373
>normalshit

This isn't a neet circlejerk board where we magically tell you how to make millions as a hikikomori. This is a board for people to discuss business and their state of finance. I's suggest you go elsewhere if normal members of society offend you so much.

>>14396
/>>>http://boards.4chan.org/biz/catalog/

>>14388
advertising shilling reported

Anyone got the image of some lad from /g/ who got a poor, homeless NEET and feminized him, gave him hormones, bought him girls clothes and kept him in a cage under his bed?

>>14459
w-what

>>14459
You caught my attention. I'm seriously curious about this now.

>>14215
With experience like that expect to get outcompeted by indians and chinese who are willing to make a whole website for 10 bucks.

>>14459
I've seen it but I didn't save it.

>mfw I acutally told my friend about it today by random
what a coincidence.

>>14459
It wasn't a poor homeless NEET it was someone from /jp/

Wait it was a poor homeless NEET

>>14459
My penis is interested

Well since nobody posted it

If you are American or Canadian enter contests. My first year of contesting I got super fucking lucky and won $30,000 cash. I fucking wasted it on figurines and pizza so now I'm a $0 a year NEET again.

>>14459
>>14478
>>14488
>>14509
>>14515
>>14518
>>13602
Delivered.

>>14547
thank you

>>14547
is this even legal? i'm surprised that freaks like this exist.

>>14541
What type of contest, like the lottery or a raffle?

Aren't most of those "contests" really just pay-to-play pseudo advertisements that never cash out?

>>14568
Pretty sure it is mutual

The bars are just for show. That anon by the way has a job. It's being a man whore.

>>14547

>>14575
Internet contests that are regulated in the United States or Canada. The less sketchy ones are posted on reputable contest forums where people amass them.

I haven't had a job in 4 years and it has kept my parents off my ass. 2013 was a shitty fucking year for me though with onl like $3-4k worth of prizes won. It's really all luck.

My best year (2012) I won a trip for 6 to Rome worth $16,000 and that $30,000 cash cheque.

>>14585
Links?

>>14547
>136xxxxxx.jpg original filename

Yeah, it's an obvious troll. I'm guessing the guy made that post also made that image.

>suck a dick for $1
>suck a million of dicks
>profit

>>14254

do you really think /biz/ is full of Jim Profit wannabes?

>>14849

Jim Profit?

>>14866
You're not only a NEET you are also uneducated?

>>14866
>Jim Profit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profit_%28TV_series%29

>>14120
Vince?

>>14872

I heard that the tripfag with the same name had retired.

Get really smart like that guy with autism and do really good with the stocks market.
Go to the bank and make a money account that uses interest to yous your stock money to make money by interest in the bank
go to an online casino and learn to count cards like the other guy with autism and use your interest money from the bank from your stocks to make more money in internet poker.

>>14849
It take nutjobs to get to the top or have any talent or skills.

>>14872
I'm neither NEET nor uneducated. Please shut up.

>>14900
working man please

>>14917
Just come here for fun in between making money and spending it. Enjoy your life, i'm enjoying yours. :D

>>14900

skills and experience are important but networking (not that shit from facebook or twitter) but HUMAN networking is the thing that makes you rich and successful

we are social animals, OP, you can be a shut in, but you have to develop your human networking at least at home on internet

Advertise jobs for female escorts, you provide accommodation and security and in return you take a %25 cut.

>>15008
Are you implying that NEETs on 4chan can become pimps?

>>15030

manwhores

>>15030

They could be like Denzel in The Bone Collector.

>First go to a counsilor or therapist
>Tell them about your condition
This is good two ways, they can help you get over you issues but also that can wrote a recommendation to your doctor to perscribe you pills, not only that but a therapist is a major plus when you want NEETBUX as they can testify that you have a mental illness which prevents you from working.
>ask your therapist what you should do about money
Now just come out and say it the first day, wait a few months. Mention something like you not being able to pay your bills or perhaps the therapists bills. You can mention what options you have while you recover.
>Evaluation
You will then have to be evaluated by a psychiatrist, which is by far one of the most stressful experiences a person with anxiety or agoraphobia can go through besides an anal exam by some cutie doctor.
>Dont try to act cool
The point you are there is to show how fucked up you are in social situations, the sweatier, the shakier, the better. Im serious, if you have trouble just being ariund the guy he can pick up on it so it only reinforces your case that you freak the fuck out.
>questions
What kind of questions will he ask?
Usually it depends on the guy, but they have a check list of requirments so i assume the questions are similar.
Questions like:
>what happens when you are put in workplace situations?
Just list symptoms of your anxiety.
>What do you do in your spare time?
Lie. They dont want to hear "masturbating and browsing the jay" say some upstanding hobbies like reading.
>where do you see yourself in X years
Say that you hope to be cured of anxiety. This guy is not only trying to sniff out whether you have anxiety or not but also whether you will be a leech on the system. Cont.

>>15008
Or alternatively, pimp yourself out to somebody like that guy from the picture.

>>15039
Or bend over, collecting bones for money.

>>14929
>Enjoy your life, i'm enjoying yours. :D
>i'm
>:D
You do know that we don't count middle school and highschool as being employed or successful, right?

>>15104
But you still replied. Keep dancing, idiot.

Sorry about the typos.
>>15041
>were you abused or sexually abused
Depending on if you were or not just answer truthfully.
>math questions
I shit you not he/she will ask you math questions, if you are bad at math or even worse at math under stress, you most likely will have a hard time answering these questions. Esspecially if you have anxiety.
>Do you have a spouse or dependants
Y..you too
>Are you currently seeking help for your condition
By this point you should have a counsilor or therapist so say yes.
>Has it helped you?
Lie if it hasnt helped much. Say you are making progress. Most likely you are making progress if you got the courage and pills to walk in there and take the evaluation.
>What month is it.
If you have bad enough anxiety even answering a simple question like this under stress can be hard.
>various medical questions
Answer those truthfully.

If you are a young man, 16 - 25 its likely you will get OK'd for NEETBUX, if you are 30+ its more difficult and you may have to take it to court if they deny you NEETBUX, which can be nearly impossible if you really have agoraphobia.

Depending on your state (im assuming you are in burgerland) they have varying degrees of payment based on how high your bills are are how much of those bills you are paying

So if you are just paying the internet bill whike your parents are paying for everything else, you will get less money.
If you are paying for nearly every bill and your parents want to leech off your NEETBUX for booze and leave you high and dry they may give you more.

Depending on the state they may give you anywhere from 400 to 700 a month, which is not enough to live by yourself on and rarely enough to pay bills, so enjoy having that money vanish as soon as you get it and never having enough to save or use on yourself.

You cant get a job while on it. If you want more money youll have to suck dicks as getting a REAL job will cause your free money to go Byebye.

Enjoy still being poor.

>>15149
Pretty positive I know that girl.
Either I do, or she has an identical twin who was in Biochem with me in Uni.

>>14175
>Getting rid of errors in thinking just requires discipline, and some intelligence, and everything else follows from that.
You could also say that about pretty much every form of training that isn't for something with absurdly lethal hazards.

>>16524
Yeah, because it's true.

>>15263
Anyone got a Canada-specific guide? I think it's not as easy as America, or is it pretty much the same?

Build a coin mining rig

I'm making at least $30/day. Doesn't even matter what coin you mine as long as someone is buying it.

>>18725
why, at that rate you could make back the money you spent on a couple of 290X's in just 7 short months

where do i sign

>>16832
You need to deal with social worker coming to check on you every two weeks and making you go to "rehabilitation" and/or "skill training" shit and following up on all that.

It's not worth it if you're not very seriously disabled.

Wait, autismbux is a real thing? Can I get them even though I went to college?

>>18790
>college

Too functional for autismbux.

Sorry.

The sad thing is that many of these NEETs are a lot more capable than your average office worker simply because of their proficiency with computers.

Unfortunately the social retardation prevents them from ever getting a job in the first place.

If we can find a way to harness this autism, there may be a way to make some money.

>>18961
Actually, someone in my city started doing that. Signed up, got turned down. C'est la vie, eh?

>>14272

>buy a million magnets

I'm intrigued. How do this work?

>>14547
Fuck, I'm straight, but subduing another man like that is just...so fucking hot.

>>19163
>"I'm straight"
Yeah, keep on thinking that.

>>14073
A mask works, just as iMustDestroyAll or GirlDoesRant. Of course, be sure to have a voice modulator.

>>19208
>tfw no qt feminized slave neet

Make Flappy Bird.

>>14547
Isn't this the plot to the Skin I Live In?

>>15263
As an Aussie, I feel so fucking lucky. I get $1600 a month in autism pension money, don't pay rent because parents and also get to work a part time job that pays over $20 per hour.

On top of that, I already have a degree and plan to start up a software biz when I can eventually move on with my life.

>>19257
I'd be up for that. Probably. Maybe.

dont stick it in my pooper

>>19349
Don't worry, you'll want it in the pooper eventually.

>>19349
>dont stick it in my pooper
why the fuck would you buy qt neet if you can't do that? You gotta get the biggest bang for your buck.

>>19346
living the dream
i get 1100 CAD monthly because i'm a shut-in, but i do have to pay rent and buy food.
i've recently started buying myself nice things with the money that doesn't go towards rent and food so i'm trying to get myself a decent job to continue buying nice things.
it's not going well since i have panic attacks in public and my only skills are posting on 4chan and masturbating.

>>14547
lol femdom gets more and more retarded every day

>>15337

>I know her, she went to my school

>>19557
I don't think his/her master is a woman.

>>13602
what the f*ck I got banned for posting a NEET thread yesterday

Piss in women's panties and sell them to men on the internet claiming to be a qt girl.

>>19653
>tfw you pretty much have to be dependent on the person
>tfw you are basically their slave for real because after a while you're too feminized

in same situ as OP.
people think therapys a magical word.
therapists are just normal faggots who work 9-5 and dont really give a fuck & certainly arent clever enough to give you the answers you need. which can only really come with age and wisdom.

>>19706
I had a great grandma therapist. Very experienced, but I ran out of monies.

Also, before her had to work with some 30-ish blond who kept asking me how I felt about her during our later sessions.

/jp/ pls

>>19557

If it was femdom, he'd have to pay rent lol. It's economics.

/jp/ pls

>>19850
>tfw no qt mistress to exploit you financially and use you as a sex toy

>>19735
>>19911

Well it's nice to see that we're only one day in and already have a cancer killing the board. :^)

>>20007
This is 4chan, son. Cancer's been here since the first, most ancient of Faggots posted the first thread on /b/

>>13602
Get a job.

>>14349
>>14322

There's a flaw in the t-shirt plan: NEETs don't have a lot of disposable income and why buy shirts when the old, dirty one works just fine for a day of not going anywhere.

This is speaking as an unemployed fellow myself. Personally though I find the term "NEET" pretty insulting, because you can always, always educate yourself without paying an institution. Of course, this is the "loser's" way or something because people can't do anything by themselves.

>>21469
that comic looks like every single panel got jumbled

>>21469
Man, if only interviewers were actually that friendly

>>18961

It's depressing in a way because with my autism I'd be an excellent stocker at a store. I know that's not really much to aspire to, but I needed a job so I attempted to get it. It was a local hardware store, but during the interview they told me I needed more retail experience. It was disheartening, honestly.

If I had thought about it at the time, I could have lied and said I stocked stuff at the Games Workshop before it closed, which isn't even a lie since I would help the employees when I was there.

Not even a job agency would help me, as I'm pretty sure they took my information and sold it to companies without even attempting to help me. I asked them, but they said "wait until we contact you" which is the complete opposite of what the woman told me during my "interview."

I don't get it.

Family can get me jobs but I can't handle it and I just end up skipping work then not coming in at all.

>>21628
They tell you to get a job, but nobody wants to give you a job.

Then when you finally do, you throw fifty years of your life down the drain doing something you can barely stand, with people you have nothing in common with and bosses who don't give a shit about you.

Then when you finish that up, you spend the last thirty-ish years aimlessly wandering, because stockholm syndrome kicked in and you'd rather be drain-throwing your life away in a cubicle than having all the time in the world to do the things you want with the people you like.

You die if you work.

>>21597
I'm not sure if you're reading it right. It's a 4koma which is read top-to-bottom, right-to-left. Sorry if you already knew that and were just criticizing it.

>>13794
lionsbridge looks promising.

not sure where you mean with leapfrog though.

anyone have experience with either?

>>21765

I just wanted to stock shelves at a local hardware store for some money.

>>18961
Former NEET officeworker here. Haven't had my first evaluation yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing quite well in the job, provided my issues don't get in the way. When something triggers my anxiety I pretty much shut down and work at a snail's pace for quite some time though, but I think my performance is high enough otherwise to make up for it. The pay is nice too, but I don't think it's something I want to work until retirement on. I'm not sure what the next step to take is, which is why I'm interested in seeing how this board turns out.

>>21893
what do you do/how did you get the job?

Not being nosy, but i'm just super curious

>>13938

Face your fears. Go the fuck outside and talk to someone right now!

>>21765
>you'd rather be drain-throwing your life away in a cubicle than having all the time in the world to do the things you want with the people you like.
Joke's on you, I don't have things I want to do or people I like. Being a NEET taught me that.

Working still sucks though.

>>21838
same question, european here. I've read about some scammy stuff they (lionbridge) have apparently done in 2011, like forcing their "workers" to pay a subscription fee for a translation tool, but no recent reviews whatsoever. Am I just giving them my information for free when applying there or can I expect to actually get to work there, whatever the work may be?

>>21917
Not that anon but inner workings of my mind circa about 2 hours ago: 'I hate being like this. I should fucking just go outside right now! ...no no there is no reason for it, someone might see me, my parents would wonder why I was outside, etc. etc. I shouldn't do it.'

>>21979
A PERSON ON THE INTERNET TOLD YOU TO GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
STEP FORWARD FIVE TIMES

FUCKING DONE, FAGGOT.

>>13602
I found enough junk in the yard that I made a forge.

I did a bit with it, but there's no support here for blacksmithing or anything so everything is down to me doing research.

I have to do it in stints where I'm into it for a month or three, then lose interest and do other things.

Beekeeping and fishing are good ideas, because you don't need a lot of capital to start- and the former IMHO is a fun hobby.

Remember as a NEET your capital is the time you have, but it's not worth anything if you don't stay a bit optimistic all the time.
Something I've learnt also is to not worry about the wasted time - you have to live in the now.

>>21979
I am like that too - walking to the bottle shop to get some rum, was in my mind like going over the top of a world war 1 trench. It felt like it too. After that I felt confident and took up running at night.
But!
Even if you succeed once, you might relapse later in the year when the various factors on the body cause you to become depressed, less active and confident etc. I know I did, and now I've given up running months ago and procrastinated going to the shops for a week to get some herbal toothpaste. So much for all that progress!

It's hard to change your mindset from the internal-self-critical into a more rational/objective one, but nobody ever died from trying to- or continuing to try!

>>21989
That wasn't even aimed at me though it was for the other anon.

>>22021

Wait, how do you make money beekeeping/fishing? Do you make enough to sustain yourself? I need more info here.

>>13964
Not even kidding this. Had a close friend tell me this and all of a sudden I am taking more care with my body and life than I ever was before. The past makes me cringe now.

>>21911
I've only been working for an extremely short amount of time, so I probably got lucky by landing this job. However you can't get lucky if you don't even apply. Employers will ignore that 2 years experience requirement if they really need a spot filled. I also think the area you're in matters a lot as well.

As for the anxiety, I try to keep to myself, just bury myself in work, and be polite when interaction is necessary. I can sort of compensate for my utter lack of social ability by doing that.

>>14047
I should add that a therapist was not help to me but after taking a course in psychology I became more self aware and was able to overcome past problems.
I highly recommended you try and get in a course if your school offers it.

online poker/ selling currency from MMO's/reselling collectables

le me shitposting on /biz/ lel el

>>22030
It depends where you live.

I went on the internet and found an industry report that listed the economics and production values for my country:
http://www.honeybee.com.au/Library/gibsmuir.html
You'd need to find one for your country/area/ continent.

from this I was able to produce pic related, a table of possible earnings per hive kept.

It's a viable hobby for some pocket change.
Wether it's a viable business depends on your country.
I am planning to sell the product to friends and family as well as at markets. I am considering selling to health-freak mummies that buy in co-operatives.

If you are doing it as a backyard thing, you'll just be making honey and wax.

This next bit will focus on business, so ignore it except for interest's sake.
If you have enough capital well you could do it as an occupation/business - but consider that what you produce varies on country.
Here in Australia it's mostly honey as a primary product and wax as a by-product, but there are also pollen, royal jelly, propolis and pollination sectors.

For instance the USA has a large pollination sector- not enough other insects to pollinate their plants.
Russia (and IIRC, Europe) has propolis production.
Emerging markets are royal jelly products, especially for the Chinese market, and pollen is increasingly looked upon by the health freak nutters.

Mead remains an interesting thing, especially with the rise of geek-chic in terms of things like Game of Thrones becoming mainstream- potentially a good market.

>spend 15 minutes writing a large reply
>finish
>delete it

>>22152

You're in AUS, but I'm in US, but I'm sure the following question transcends borders: How much space do you need? I have about an acre of land with a shed and a house taking up a decent amount of that.

>>14396
agreed. Ideally this board should host the most adjusted and successful of 4chan retards. Neet elitist fags need not apply

>>14396
>>22250
lol

>>22250

>>22301

I've looked up tutorials on porn sites and tried making a site last month. Bassicly just using wordpress and reuploading images/video links on a daily basis. Up to 6$ a day now from one site. Considering opening more sites now on specific fetishes and ranking them all. If each site can get 10$ a day.. with 5 sites that's 50$ a day which is a cool 1500 a month!!!

>>22301
>>22316
This is now a Futaba Anzu thread. Everyone else get out.

Hey guys, is being a network specialist an easy job? I was going to be a security guard, but then I wanted to git da green for anime figures. My ideal job would be to just sit around all day as a psuedo-NEET. Judging by what I see online, a network specialist just has to adjust a couple things in the network every now and then and make sure it doesn't shit itself.

>>22202
Not a whole lot, people in cities put hives on building roofs for instance.
Bees tend to fly outwards and upwards from the hive, so there's sort of a zone around the hive which is the landing airspace (a bit like the restricted airspace at an airport). Obviously you don't want to be doing too much in this space.
They need a water source- be that a creek, a gravel filled water container or one with bits of wood/weeds floating on for them to sit on while they drink. Or your neighbours swimming pool, heheheh.

For the rest of the activities you need somewhere to hang up your suit, a workbench to fit frames with new foundation wax.
For a hobbyist or even medium scale producer, the extraction plant size isn't that big - you need somewhere to put the incoming honey supers (boxes with frames of honey), a place to uncap the frames, and a centrifugal extractor (either hand cranked or electrically powered.

>>22250
Ideally this board won't have any elitists whatsoever and be for everyone.
But honestly, secretly I loathe all the speculative finance morons, and the armchair economists who post conjecture with nothing backing it up.

>>22339
Absolutely, IT has the great advantage of "nobody knows what the fuck you're doing", and as such the outward appearance of an underutilised IT worker and one doing plenty has no real difference.

People don't care either- as long as you're keeping the spice flowing, the everything working, they don't really care.
If you like the company etc, it could be prudent to make sure though that you're not taking them for too much of a ride- job security through being a good guy pays dividends.

Well, I can put together computers.

I suppose I could make and sell my own computers.

Sounds like a lot of work, though...

>>14175
>Getting rid of errors in thinking just requires discipline, and some intelligence, and everything else follows from that.

That's exactly what people who need CBT don't have.

>>22398
Not sure if that's even profitable anymore. It's not really cheaper to buy the parts and put them together these days unless you want something custom.

>>22301
>>22316
>>22335
I can smell the butthurt.

It smells good.

>>22317
Any specific tuts?

>>22426
Just crap i've been reading on blackhatworld making money section.

>>22436
Alright, for the $6/day site, how long have you been working on it? Link?

>>22433
>enjoying the smell of an ass in pain

I bet you have a scat fetish

>>22433
I don't smell any butthurt.
Only a cute girl called Futaba Anzu.

>>22481
Started in December with 0 previous knowledge and barely any html/php ability (it's pretty much just change values to adjust stuff and plugins).

Don't wanna link it sorry, it's working for me and i don't want the idea copied.

>>13936

Not OP but I've considered gay phone sex if I ever lose my job.

Play this OP.

It's a Visual Novel which you guys love, and it teaches you about computer science

>>22516
Where did this come from? Is it new?

>>13602
Is this the new board for NEET threads?

My mom brought down my diner tonight and since it was valentines day I knew THAT conversation would come up. She wanted to know when I was going to leave the house and "get my life together". Well I called her what she was, a dumb cunt who doesn't understand anything. She left my room in tears then I ate my grilled cheese and masturbated while playing Otome Crisis.

>>22555
/biz/ is going to become a home for all sorts of blogging and shit that ruins other boards

neet things, dogecoin, college wut do, etc

honestly its the board I always wanted

>>22174
>So spaghetti you spaghetti your spaghetti all over the spaghetti

>>22555
Can I join in on the NEET/Pseudo NEET problems? Just copying over from the /adv/ thread, but whatever

>Father separates and moves out in January 2012
>Get out of High School in June
>NEET it up, while searching for work
>Mother uses me as her "rock"
>Can't find work, bills not in the best situation
>Finally manage to get work in fastfood(Burger King) last May
>Working and interacting with people makes me physically sick, and I often end up extremely light headed
>Stick it out, try to at least help her with the bills somewhat
>Continue to search for better job, preferably using the A+ and MTA certs I got in high school
>Nothing
>She has mental breakdown and tries killing herself over father around christmas
>Must continue to be rock despite own problems(Depression, unsure of own health{No Medical "Thanks Obama"])
>Somehow manages to get back together with father, who moved back in 3 weeks ago
>He acts as if he never left, disregarding changes that have happened since
>She's okay with since she's happy to just have him back

cont

>>22646
>Hours at work get cut due to low sales(5 hours on Monday, been off since, not scheduled again until this upcoming Monday, and then off for at least the next three)
>Go out grocery shopping with them today
>On way home, request to stop at work to check schedule
>Get bitched at because I'm not being scheduled
>"Why aren't you working"
>"You should be out looking for a job"
>"Why didn't you take up brother in law's offer?" (to work as dishwasher at somewhat upscale restaurant) to which I've done similar work at BK and got sick/threw up after a shift that would be less than half of what the place would expect
>"I told you I could get you in at Walmart, why won't you talk to them?" to which he offered a month ago, I said I'm up for talking to them, at which point he won't take it any further, but continues to bitch about me not saying I'd take the job
>"Is this really what you want to do for the rest of your life?" despite that fact that I've been searching for somewhere else since I got the job, with no luck

My life consists of Work, coming home, sleeping, attempting to keep this decrepit old house clean/from falling apart more than it already is, talking with a single person online, and browsing the 4chins.

I honestly don't know what to do, where to go from here, or how to get out of this situation.

To finish up in a similar fashion, I don't feel like masturbating, but am playing Megaman 4.

>>22650
>low sales
>burger king
what?

>>22656
Don't ask me, I don't make the schedule. All I know is we have something like 45 people for our restaurant(no idea if that includes the 8 managers) and that several of the people who have been there longer(read 6months+) have been getting next to no hours.

I ordered a pizza and I am getting really anxious about answering the door guys. Any tips to steel my nerves? I was considering doing a few shots.

>>22646
>>22650
you aren't a NEET dont even reply to my posts again

>>14190
It can't, it's a dumb pseudoscience.

It's not "proven" to work whatsoever.

That's why I said Pseudo NEET

I only have this job because I am forced to.

>>22681
prick yourself with a needle, you'll be too focused on the pain to worry about the anxiety.

>>22708
Not him, but needles give me anxiety so that might not be good. Still, pain and adrenaline are a good, easy retaliation against anxiety.

>>22692
>>22646
>>22650

Listen, man. I'm about in the same situation as you are. Sometimes, people use you as a crutch. I know it makes you feel better, but it actually, in the long run, it puts you worse off.

Try to find a place of your own or save for college. That or find a better job. But you need to go, and leave. Mom and Dad can work out their own problems.

If it persists, get your Mom a psychiatrist. A second separation may be inevitable.

>>22433

>>22801
I want to smell her

>>22708
>>22741
Oh man guys. I fucked this up big time.

I got a needle and pricked myself before going out and it went like this:
>poke too hard in my right hand
>bleeding
>doorbell rings in the middle of this
>quickly run down stairs
>open door and realize I had forgotten money
>"j-just a sec"
>walk upstairs and get money
>come down and realize I didn't have enough
>I am sweating at this point and my hands are shaking
>go back upstairs
>come down and hand the guy the money
>I'm still bleeding
>I bled on the money and his hand
>He is extremely disgusted
>I tell him to keep the change
>I close the door and realize my daki is at the kitchen table in view of the front door
>I realize that all of this transpired while I only had my underwear on

Welp, it's time to kill myself.

>>14017
He could try indecent therapy.

What I find funny is that N.E.E.T.s can justify themselves. They're no better than homeless.

They're just homeless who mooch off of kin, than the government. It's really sad.

Unless, of course, you've worked and then removed employment, education and training from your life. Then you're retired.

>>22812
I don't give a fuck. You shouldn't either.

>>22812
At least you gave him a tip. I forgot to do that at my local pizza hut and now im too afraid to call back for another pizza. I might be on a list.

>>22792
She's currently seeing one.; I think.

And I really don't see how I'm supposed to save up for a place of my own(as I would like). I get $200 USD every 2 weeks if I'm lucky, it's usually closer to $160. One whole paycheck goes directly to Comcast for phone/internet/TV, and the other is split between transportation to and from work, food while at work, food at home, and misc items for myself.

I've got $450 in bank right now, and that's only due to ludicrously high checks from December and me penny pinching like a motherfucker.. Last check was bad($140), next check will be worse, and the one after that really won't even be worth depositing.

>>22833
except being homeless is very difficult and trying. it's like having a job in and of itself. getting autismbux is, relatively speaking, very cushy.

>>22833
*tips fedora*

>>22833
m8 we all need an ego, to blame one's self causes one to spiral into shit.
It's purely a protective measure that people blame other things on any failure they have.
Keeps people sane.
Making a NEET feel pathetic will just deflate their ego even more, they're usually quite critical people.

>>22812
It could have been worse. If I was in that situation, I probably would have gotten light headed and thrown up after seeing the blood. At least you didn't throw up or release any of the really embarrassing bodily fluids.

>>13602
>>15041
before you do any of this, check yourself into a hospital saying you're having thoughts of suicide so they put you on suicide watch
That will stay on your record so when you see a psych, they'll see that and know your shit is serious

>>22840
Penny Pinch Harder.

Commute with friends. If you have an old bike, use that. If not, carpool.

Cut phone and TV from your Comcast bill. Do you even use it? If you have a cell use that. Otherwise, keep the phone or get a prepaid phone.

Eat healthier and cheaper. Look at low priced foods in supermarkets and buy that.

See if you apply for financial aid / welfare. Get that shit if you can. If you're tinfoil, don't worry about that then.

Lastly, cut down on frivolities, but it is okay to treat yourself. Work out, endure.
The enemy isn't against your finances or position in life. You are your own enemy.

But please, take these one at a time. Don't overload yourself.

>>22250
>most adjusted
>>>/reddit/
>successful
Exactly, only a NEET would fit this role.
NEETdom is the only realistic success anybody in 4chan can accomplish.

>>22812
holy shit just imagining this made me cringe
is your waifu at least alright anon?

>>22856
An ego is a luxury.
The question is if you can afford it.

>>22833
>Unless, of course, you've worked and then removed employment, education and training from your life. Then you're retired.
Good goy.

>>22833
>What I find funny is that normals can justify themselves. They're no better than sheep.
>They're just pigs who work themselves to death.
>Unless, of course, you've worked and then removed employment, education and training from your life. Then you're retired.

>>22902
>Commute with friends. If you have an old bike, use that. If not, carpool.
No friends(except the online one listed), biking on these roads would be dangerous as all hell, but a thought.

>Cut phone and TV from your Comcast bill. Do you even use it? If you have a cell use that.
I could deal with no TV, and even no phone to an extent, but it's the bill for the whole house. If I even tried to cut it, I'd get my head torn off. And I don't have a cell phone; Wouldn't be able to afford the payments even if I did.

>Healthier and cheaper
I do what I can, and am trying to learn how to cut food costs. When my mother is the one who does the bulk of the shopping, that isn't easy though.

>financial aid/welfare
I could get some money for school, of which I wouldn't need to pay back, but I need to get my mother's tax records for it to be anything sizable. This has caused me the miss the cut off date for FASFA twice now. Nearly positive I couldn't get anything from welfare since I'm listed as living under her roof, and she can't get shit from them(aside from a moderate disability payment). I don't even have medical of any sort, and haven't really had any type of check up in years

And despite "autismbux" being a long running thing of NEETdom, both of my siblings(33 and 34) mooch gub'ment money, and I'd rather not turn a pair into three of a kind; Without a legit reason that is.

>Cut down on frivolities
A cheap game once in a blue moon is it. All other money goes to house/above.

>>22911
Yes thank you.

>>22993
Who is your waifu?

>>22996
You ~

>>22996
Reisen

>>22996
All the right curves, all the right places.

>>23022

>>22941
>>22953

Delude yourselves further. Two things are inevitable in the scarce modern world:
Work and Taxes.

It may not seem so now, but the consequences will rear their ugly heads soon.

Yes: Retirement seems like a pipe dream, when 50 percent of Americans with 50 percent of their money cannot put away 50,000 dollars.
Who said retirement was something easily attained for the masses?

Let me tell you the story of my great great great grandfather, Uli. Uli had been a Norwegian immigrant during the end Guilded age in my country. Now, my grandfather was worked to the bone, tooth, and skin, surviving on small rations that he could get due to the shit he had to go through. My great great grandfather Franklin had to work himself to the bone making munitions for troops in World War I. My great grandfather Julius had worked himself to the bone as a carpenter as well.

I come from a long line of workers and god dammed if I don't support their legacy.

>>23010
sorry im taken

I have been a neet for over a year now and want to go and get a job. But being 360 pounds is preventing me from leaving my house to get one becasue I am too scared and no one would want to hire an ugly fat fuck anyways. I am trying to lose weight as fast as I can but fuck, it feels like its going to take forever.

>>23065
Not your blog sven, go back to measuring the circumference of nigger dicks with your lips.

>>23065
That's like, you know, really good for you!

>>23065
[Applause]

I respect your commitment to your ideals, and your strong moral fiber. The world needs more men like you and less men like me.


However, that doesn't mean I'm okay with working myself to the bone for some meagre scraps.

>>22996
Flan because she is a Shitposter and so am I.
It's a match made in heaven and we get along really well.

fatNEETs are easily the worst people in the NEET community.

>>23080
n-normal pls g-go

</3

>>23110
I always imagine other NEETs as malnourished skeletal spectres but maybe I'm just projecting.

>>23102
I can understand.

Hedonism is a temptress and I refrain, however others indulge or revel in it.

You have my respect.

>>23115
Sorry she would be jealous if I hung out with you......

>>23098
flan is a bad shitposter!

>>23085
>I am trying to lose weight as fast as I can
not relevant to this thread, but that's doomed to fail.
>>/ck/
>>/fit/

I'm NEET for almost 4 years now due to stuff happening over the course of that time that made me not want to do anything.
Can't apply for the welfare program in my country because you need to have worked at least a year under a contract.
Can't apply for disability checks, because I'm probably too sane for that, despite my issues.
Shit sucks. I just need friends.

>>23110
w-why?

>>23085
It's easier than you think, anon, the trick is to not give up
I was about 270lb a few months ago, I started off really small (walking two miles per day, which was kinda tough at first) but now I'm 180 and can sprint 5.
Still don't have a job yet, but I'm feeling way better about everything.
Baby steps, anon.

Are neet threads gonna be a thing here on /biz/? This could be my new home!

>>23182
Uh, by "a few", I actually meant 7.
Holy shit, it's already been that long.

>>23160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy8HPSIFXEM

>>23110
I agree. All fat NEETs should just die.

>>23185
If they could just be contained in this general..

>Hey /biz/, So I'm an 18 year old NEET
>20-year-old stereotypical shut-in NEET with 130,000€ here
>20-year-old NEET with $6,000. What do, /biz/nessmen?
>I used to be a NEET

>>23185
>Ghetto capitalism meets real capitalism

oh man.

>>23207
>€

>>23198
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy8HPSIFXEM
Heh, that's actually my backup plan if my parents decide to kick me out. I'd much rather get some money out of something I enjoy doing though, but that proves to be harder than imagined.
>nofun allowed in a work environment

>>23230
Copied from the catalog, I'm not supporting this pig disgusting crypto-currency EuroCoin.
Well, actually I would if I worked. Hail to the NEET

>>23198
jesus christ if thats not bad music I don't know what is

I would like to think we don't have dixie posters on here, please go away

>>23285
>implying it was posted unironically
I used it for the title, not because it isn't shit.

>>23302
my house that I NEET in is two stories and a basement. It's pretty small but somehow they crammed three toilets in there.

to keep my water bills low I rotate the toilet I use and shit 3-4 times in each of the ones in the basement and the top floor before I flush it. the first floor one is piss only and I flush it when it is about at the lip of the bowl

to keep the scent down for the fecal matter I sometimes use some of my cats litter mixed with drain cleaner sprayed with febreeze.

>>23322
...how much do you even save by doing that

I migrated here from /jp/ for the NEET general.

I still have a lot of trouble knowing who people are quoting but ill work on it!!

>there are people in this thread that are calling themselves NEETS, even though their parents are paying their tuition and they are in fact enrolled in classes, THIS VERY MOMENT

>>23334
about 25 dollars a month

>>23339
a year** fuck im tired

>>23343
stop protecting you fakeNEET

>>23345
I don't think that's worth it m8
Especially when you could starve up for a year and buy a few thousand in div stocks, then you'd be getting much more than that yearly.

Where does a NEET get a qt NEET gf?

>>23373
its worth it, I am just scraping by right now

I have a sort of complicated situation

>>23374
>NEET gf

NEET gf is a housewife, and those go to men with jerbs.

>>23374
They don't.

The better question is where does a NEET get a qt sugarmomma.

>>23385
Well where does your income come from?
Do you even HAVE an income?
Also, if the house is yours, fucking sell it and buy a small 1b/1b/1k.
Put the rest of the money in divs, and you'll be doing much better for yourself.

>>23399
>The better question is where does a NEET get a qt sugarmomma.
Mine left me a few months ago, which is basically the reason why I'm still NEET. dat vicious circle

>>23439
How did you woo her? How much money did she have? How fat was she?

>>13938
>>13952
>>13964
Says the ones who never had agoraphobia/anxiety and that everything is going well with them.

>>23456
>How did you woo her?
met her while playing in the same brass orchestra as she did
>How much money did she have?
savings probably ~2k$, with the college degree she is getting monthly salary is going to be ~4k$
>How fat was she?
sadly not at all, if she was she probably would've stayed. much2beta

>>22980
school. school. school.
in the long run you will get training out of it
and it will [re[are you for real world stuff.
the world needs more college grads

>>23488
The number of "college grads" I work with at burger king makes me think otherwise, at least about my area.

That and I have no idea what I'd go for.

At one point I was on board the whole "FUCK YEAH, COMPSCI!" train, but I really can't see myself being able to go through with all the work for that; I'm fine at math, but not to where I'd want to go down that route.
Culinary school was a thought in the past, and I've been thinking about it more recently, but I have no idea what to expect, or even if the financial aid would cover that.

>>23404
income:
I get a little help from my parents who I have been lying to that I have an entry level job and need a little more money to make ends meet

house:
I am basically squatting my grandmas house while she lives in a condo in florida

when money gets tight I sell small things from her house on craigslist

>>23525
>sell small things from her house on craigslist

How does one get an IT job? What do I need to go to school for?

>>22538
>>22516
SICP doesn't exist. The image was made up to trick people to click on the GNAA link.

>>23525
What the fuck dude.

That's just fucking... Wow.

>>23525
So you have a grandmother who owns at least two homes, parents that clearly have enough to help you out, and yet you're reduced to squatting in her house, begging for scraps?
That's fucked up.
Whatever happened to families that fucking help each other?
My parents would never let me get to that point.

>>23542
IT

>>13602
You have to either suck it up and do a lot of bullshit to work from home (as in, freelance work online)--or you have to be able to create value from your home in some other way.

>>23524
its about discipline. then proof of discipline. its really not about what you can see yourself doing its what you can prove you can do. and do well for good measure.

>>13620
hum yeah Eckhart Tolle is pretty cool

>>23542
Most places will hire IT support without a degree since most IT degrees are a double with comp sci.

Experience is highly preferred though, so I would get on craigslist and start building up some rep. Do shit like fixing computers, installing antiviruses (avast is pretty popular and easy to understand), scanning with malwarebytes. Make small money while gaining "experience in the field". Capitalize on said experience when applying to a job. Make sure to mention how some dumb chucklefuck managed to get the blaster virus and you wiped it clean.

>>23110
I've been a NEET and a shut in for some years now and I can agree to you.

FatNEETS are fat because they still can get access to all these food and things to eat.

I'm in the worst situation where I live in the third world, no such thing as online ordering and home delivery or anything, good thing siblings exist.

>>23525
>when money gets tight I sell small things from her house on craigslist

>>23185
Most people here aren't even NEETS.

>>23525
What the fuck are you going to do if she dies or wants to check on the house?

>>23343
This guy.
>>23359
Stop making it sound like a trend.

>>23586
Being a NEET in such a country must be tough!!! I wish you good luck in your NEETdom.

>>23555
So what was the point of going and getting the two certs I currently have?

And when I say "can't see myself doing" I mean that I don't believe that, after the two years I've been letting my mind just idle, I'd be able to just jump in and be able to do the math work for a course like that. Something a bit lower level would be appropriate, but going as low as IT would be essentially throwing my time away.

How do I get on the dole

>>23643
T-thank you.
I still don't know what to do when my brother gets married/move out or anything. I can only go out the house once every two months and that's at very late at night at the nearest gas wstation.

>>23736
why can you only go out of the house every two months

>>22812
I use to be a NEET. Sometime I want to go back to being one, but then I remember how horrible spending day after day doing nothing is. I got so depressed that I got depressed about being depressed

>>23815
How did you escape NEETdom

>>23826
2 things. Being depressed about being depressed and wanting to change my life, and my mom moving in with her fiance and kicking me out

>>23807
I know this sounds pussy-ish but I have these "clans" around my town that hates me.

this happens when people around start to know I was from a different country and that's a luxurious thing here. Mostly when someone is white (not a white guy though, more like a philipino type of light skin)

It starts with them calling you names on the first month and the next months picking a 1vs 5 fight with you.

Of course I end up on the floor, so I choosed not to go out anymore.

The worst thing is that its really hard to earn money and move out of here.

I'm not NEET, I'm just taking some time off for
>personal enrichment

>>23866
that sounds pretty fucking awful
you are a prisoner in your own home

>>21957
>>21838
I worked at Leapfrog for about a year during 2010-2011. The pay was pretty good and they would offer bonuses for doing certain things at certain times. The base pay was $13.50/hr but during bonus weeks I would make around $17/hr. The job itself is pretty easy and you can work from home whenever you want (if there is work available). After a few months, I got the highest rating possible, and if I had persisted and worked more, I could have qualified for a promotion to $17.50/hr base. I received their payments every month, about a month after the end of the working period. There was one month I did not receive payment, but that is because I did not do enough work to meet the minimum requirements so they did not accept my invoice. It was only $20, so it was not worth the effort to dispute. (also I stopped caring about maintaining the job because I got a real one)

I found a lot of downsides, though. The work was mind-numbing. I didn't really need the money at the time, so for the most part I only did a bit over the minimum work to maintain my position. You have to use Firefox and install a toolbar that you sign into and it tracks your activity. You have to keep detailed records of when you work and what you did then, which they compare to their records from the toolbar. I wrote a small program to help me record what tasks I was doing at what times.

For a NEET though, I would recommend it. The interpersonal communication required is negligible and in the rare occasion that it is necessary, it is close to anonymous between users. The main skills required are critical thinking and familiarity with the internet. Work hours were flexible for my then-shitty sleep schedule.

Things have probably changed since I was there, but I never found any indication that it was a scam.

>>23866
I don't get it you live in a third world country and are poor but the other locals assume you're rich because you came from somewhere else?

>>21957
>>21838
I worked at Leapfrog for about a year during 2010-2011. The pay was pretty good and they would offer bonuses for doing certain things at certain times. The base pay was $13.50/hr but during bonus weeks I would make around $17/hr. The job itself is pretty easy and you can work from home whenever you want (if there is work available). After a few months, I got the highest rating possible, and if I had persisted and worked more, I could have qualified for a promotion to $17.50/hr base. I received their payments every month, about a month after the end of the working period. There was one month I did not receive payment, but that is because I did not do enough work to meet the minimum requirements so they did not accept my invoice. It was only $20, so it was not worth the effort to dispute. (also I stopped caring about maintaining the job because I got a real one)

I found a lot of downsides, though. The work was mind-numbing. I didn't really need the money at the time, so for the most part I only did a bit over the minimum work to maintain my position. You have to use Firefox and install a toolbar that you sign into and it tracks your activity. You have to keep detailed records of when you work and what you did then, which they compare to their records from the toolbar. I wrote a small program to help me record what tasks I was doing at what times.

For a NEET though, I would recommend it. The interpersonal communication required is negligible and in the rare occasion that it is necessary, it is close to anonymous between users. The main skills required are critical thinking and familiarity with the internet. Work hours were flexible for my then-shitty sleep schedule.

Things have probably changed since I was there, but I never found any indication that it was a scam.

>>24005
What exactly did you do?

>>14950
I really do believe this. The question is, how does one into social skills.
Not asking for mannerisms in certain scenarios but raw personality. Make myself more memorable.

>>24054
There's a page you go with tasks. It just gives you a couple categories that are available. The most basic one gives you a search query (something that someone actually typed into google) and a link to a webpage. You read the query and then go to the webpage. You have to rate the usefulness of the webpage for someone searching for that query.

You have to figure out the searcher's intent behind the query, analyze the page for its quality and to make sure it's not spam/plagarized/porn, then use a rating scale to determine how highly it should be displayed when someone searches for that query.

You have two minutes to rate each query/link combo. Once you submit your rating, they bring you another query and link if there are any left, or send you back to the category page if there aren't.

>>24001
Yes, that's it.
Everyone from other countries are assumed rich over here.

>>24194
If they were rich in the first place why did they go to a third world country? Flawed logic... But then again we are talking about third worlders here.

>>24213
A friend of mine in America earns 500$ a week babysitting.

500$ in our place is top-tier pay. Can use for taxes, loan, food etc etc and still have change.

Sometimes some people save up for just a bit and go to our place and looks rich as heck so that's how it started.

>>24058
Don't be a faggot. That's pretty much it. Your raw personality will shine to someone like you. You can't fake a real personality, it comes out eventually and it can really hurt your reputation if you've been lying for years.

Like those guys who work office job dead-end pencil pushing shit, they lie and say they have a wife and kid, have a decent car, then after they blow their brains out they find out they were living in a one room apartment eating spaghetti-os when they decided they were sick of it all.

Basically, stop trying to become something, be yourself you fucking cunt, no one's gonna like a fake you, and we can all tell, no matter how well you think you're fooling us when you pretend shit.

>>22817
are you me?

excellent thread, i'm loving this board already

>>24452
Smelly NEET pussy!

>>24452
Agreed. This board has some serious potential!

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>>24137
Many thanks for the info, I'll have to see if they employ Europeans without much hassle. I guess they are a US based company, so that could be a problem with the payments.

>You have two minutes to rate each query/link combo.
Goddamnight, might have to wait until my 48kb/s internet gets upgraded soon

>>24587
And it still smells of fresh plastic. Mmmmmmh...

Found OP's t-shirt on zazzle:

http://www.zazzle.com/you_die_if_you_work_t_shirt-235520073482001459

>>24660
mmmmmmmmmmhhh

>>14223
>T-s
here:
http://www.zazzle.com/you_die_if_you_work_t_shirt-235520073482001459

>>24804
Shit font, no buy.

>>24865
More than one font there :/

http://www.zazzle.com/you_die_if_you_work_t_shirt_design_3-235231201975558801

http://www.zazzle.com/you_die_if_you_work_t_shirt_design_2-235578111295290206

>>24955
Wow that is even worse

What do you do if you're afraid of doctors to seek psychological help? I've never had a correct diagnosis from any kind of doctor, ever since I was very young. They just pretend to listen for a couple minutes and then tell me to get some otc medicine that doesn't work and send me out the door. I'm thinking of maybe trying religion, have anyone been helped by that?

>>24961
buying this for my bro

http://www.zazzle.com/you_die_if_you_work_design_4_tee_shirts-235209919982650347

>>24990
know the feels. They're always in a rush to get to lunch or the next patient. Been through 5 docs, only 1 has listened. He left to go to a lower income area. :/ Eneagram, the bible and Aristotle works for me

>>25009
don't buy my bros. It'll end up becoming a trend if you show it on the outside.

>>24990
Try seeing a non-shit doctor, and try seeing a therapist either instead of or in addition to the psychiatrist. Most psychiatrists just throw medicine at the problem until it goes away, for better or worse. Sometimes medicine is all someone needs.

Neuropsych testing might be worthwhile as well, but that's mainly if you think there's something wrong with your actual mental faculties.

Also, it's worth note that it really can be hard to accurately judge your mental state if you never put your mind to use. (IE if all you do is lay around and post on 4chan.)

How do I go about getting medical, so as to see a therapist/psych/etc with end goal being autismbux or otherwise.

>>25061
Apply for medicaid.

>>13914
>not in employment/education/training
Doesn't say anything about going outside. Perhaps you're confusing it with Hikkikomori, a person who doesn't leave their house.

>>13938
Serious answer: Expose yourself to the outside, slowly, little by little. Are you fine being outside if you're in a car? If so, then try driving (or being driven) to a small building, then going inside and trying to be comfortable in that space. Agoraphobia is more of a fear of open-spaces, than a fear of the outside.

Do you have a friend or a relative? When you try re-introducing yourself to the outside you should get them to come with you for emotional support. It helps.

>>25079
>medicaid
I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly http://www.medicaid.gov/AffordableCareAct/Medicaid-Moving-Forward-2014/Medicaid-and-CHIP-Eligibility-Levels/medicaid-chip-eligibility-levels.html
>Other Adults
>Pennsylvania
>$0^6
>"The state covers some 19 and 20 year olds... ...PA (33%),"
How would I tell if I'm eligible?

>>25136
And if I am, would this mean I'd get booted in a few months anyway (assuming they didn't find significantly wrong with me)

>>25033
but so much want

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

>>25184
No you can't billy, mom already bought you croc shoes so that's it for this month.
Now close that website and go play outside with the other friends.

I was raped as a kid I can be a NEET without feeling bad right? I'm too fucked for work!

>>25229
If you got raped I'll say you're fucked
ba dum tis

>>25229
NEET !== hikki
there's no reason to be purposedly NEET if you were raped, unless you don't leave the house anymore, like I do.

Sources: raped as a kid too. By a nigger.

Have you guys ever tried buying stuff from thrift shops and reselling on Ebay

>>25298
>$30 for untested PS2 with no AV cable or controllers
My local thrift shop is too over priced to make anything off of reselling.

And even if I found something nice, I have no way to price check it before I buy so as to not lose money.

>>25229
No, lots of people who were raped as kids go on to be productive members of society. You should feel bad.

>>25718
Got a source study?

Didn't think prostitutes or druggies are very productive

>>24005
Is Leapfrog dead for home-office work? I could just find some manufacturer of tablets.

>>24005
Nevermind, it's Leapforce and you've got confused by the first poster.

>>25830
My friends and I called it "Leapfrog" because we thought of the job as a joke. Sorry if that was confusing; I thought the image having the correct company name would be enough.
>>24650
They are based in the US but they have specific positions for people in other countries. Google wants their European results to match what European users would expect. They used to mail me checks, but before I left they were talking about using EFT, so I doubt there will be a problem. Also, they don't employ you. You're just an "Independent Contractor" so they don't give you any benefits. The upside of that is that paying foreigners should be much easier for them.