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>buy a bunch of shitcoins on uniswap
>they're shit, need to get rid of them
>go back to uniswap
>try to trade them for ETH
>says i don't have enough ETH for gas price
>decrease the ETH payout manually to compensate
>doesn't work, says insufficient balance
>deduce that i need to have ETH in my wallet prior to the transaction
>can't buy any ETH because i maxxed out my limit on coinbase
What the fuck man

>> No.21623121
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>>21623028
you did it to yourself anon

>> No.21623128

>>21623028
>buy a bunch of shitcoins on uniswap
there's your problem

>> No.21623150

>>21623028
Don’t forget the classic, where you forget to get it approved ahead of time and then have to wait 15 minutes before you can try to sell

>> No.21623176

Just use something other than cuckbase retard

>> No.21623351

>>21623176
Can I trade ETH immediately after buying it on Kraken? Because if I have to wait 14 days for a bank transfer then it obviously defeats the purpose

>> No.21623411

uniswap is pretty risky like that. High risk/high rewards.

>> No.21623419

>>21623351
>make an account
>verification pending for 24 hours
Epic

>> No.21623472

>>21623351
Just use crypto (CRO) they waiving fees right now and verification when I did it was like 5mins.

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>>21623472
Wtf is this? I'm losing like $5 per minute on shitcoins as we speak and I'm supposed to learn how to "set up devnet" ?

>> No.21623610

>>21623584
Bro just download the app make the acc ur done in like 5 seconds, holy shit you do deserve to lose all ur money.

>> No.21623701

>>21623610
Alright thanks anon downloading right now

>> No.21623893
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>>21623610
>>21623701
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>> No.21624020

Just hold you retard. Dont sell during a dip.

>> No.21624041
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>to buy ether with other coins you need to already have ether for gas fees
>to sell any coin you need ether
>there is no way to just buy ether with USD immediately
>tfw sitting here watching my money burn for the next couple days
>>21624020
Im holding literal scam coins that have slightly recovered from massive tanks but are still in bear markets

>> No.21624045

Why do you retards keep using Uniswap?
only thing i bought from there is PNK.

fucktards. use binance, kucoin etc.

>> No.21624092

>>21624045
Do those make you already have ether in your wallet in order to buy ether?

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>>21623028
DEX says you ran out of credit no ETH. And Centralize exchanges making sweet loving with your donut hole.

very bad situation anon.

>> No.21624359

>>21624092
No, you can buy or swap ETH at anytime and not hold any ETH. and you dont have to pay fucking miners fee everytime you do a swap or trade.

>> No.21624404

>>21624359
Really? Gonna try now, thanks anon

>> No.21624413

>>21624041
enjoy your statera gains sir. 0$ EOM.

>> No.21624416

Why the fuck would you not hold any ETH

>> No.21624444

>>21624045
Uniswap is completely retarded, imagine having to pay fucking gas fees. Use binance OP

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>>21623028
>>21623584
>>21623893
TOPKEK

>> No.21624624

>>21623028
which shitcoins are you holding anon?

>> No.21624647

>>21623028
Been there, done that.
You learned the hard way, now keep at least .5 eth for transactions at all times.

>> No.21624702

>>21624359
>>21624404
>>21624444
FUCK, I registed for Binance and none of my shitcoins are on here.
>>21624416
Traded it for shitcoins
>>21624624
MYX, LAYER, SHRIMP, and MXT

>> No.21624732

Somebody throw this guy $20 worth of eth...
I guess of he posts his address we can see what kind of shitcoins he's holding.

>> No.21624795

>>21624702
Shrimp KEK absolute state of /biz/ rn

>> No.21624794

>>21624702
God dammit son, dont buy shitcoins if you arent willing to risk everything. They are scams 99% of the time (but anybody can make a buck out of them, if you get lucky and have the wits)

>> No.21624803

>>21624702
>MYX, LAYER, SHRIMP, and MXT

do you also fuck prostitutes without a condom?

>> No.21624835

>>21624795
>>21624803
I thought I could simply back out if I lost too much and I didn't think they'd all tank at the same time

>> No.21624870

>>21623028

Should have bought Tellor.

>> No.21624882

>>21624020
This.

>> No.21624906

>>21624444
Binance charges a 1% fee on all trades, retard. If that's less than the gas fees, then how do they make money?

>> No.21624920

>>21624732
Im currently trying to verify my Binance account so I can just buy ETH with USD and then send the ETH to my coinbase wallet to pay for uniswap fees

>> No.21625077

>>21624702
“MYX, LAYER, SHRIMP, and MXT”
Daaayyyuuum, son! I thought I was in a tough spot holding STA, PNK and BUIDL. I don’t know what to do either, man. I’m wondering if I should hodl or put it all in PNK.

>> No.21625152

>>21625077
I have STA too but I didn't even include that in my list because I'm fine with holding it

>> No.21625418

>>21625152
Sucks, man! Expect to lose money while learning. I’m right there with ya.

>> No.21625512

>>21623893
Lol they prob will email you in 3 hours though

>> No.21625778

>>21624041
which tokens?

>> No.21626051

>>21624803
I do

>> No.21626152

>>21624702
LAYER has bottomed out, keep holding. In fact it moved up two cents since you created this thread

>> No.21626265

>>21623150
This triggers me so much. Having to pay an absurdly high fee to approve it just to pay an absurdly high gas to swap it.

>> No.21626435

>>21624702
I feel bad for shilling MYX here.. I dumped over the weekend.

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>>21625077
sir, ,yuo know what the to do is...

>> No.21626549

just buy PNK

>> No.21626638

>>21626265
ETH is digitized global jewery

>> No.21626712

>>21623028
It's what you get for being short-sited and greedy and using uniscam.

What is always said? Follow smart money, and there sure as hell isn't enough liquidity there to house any smart money.

>> No.21626754

>>21623351
>What is transfering BTC in like 10 minutes with Cash App

>> No.21626760
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21626760

We are witnessing the end of the blockchain era (thankfully) this market is dying and in its waste a new tech will be born for us to finally be able to rise like we envision. The future brings you Holochain, Happs, and HoloFuel...prepare accordingly!

>> No.21626759

>>21624835
>I didn't think they'd all tank at the same time
have you seen the crypto market? Every single chart is exactly the same

>> No.21626859

>>21626525
Thank you, sir! Almost forgot, must do needful thing!

>> No.21626992

>>21626051
Tell Me more