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How do I into being rich, /biz/?

Get Quick Rich Thread

>> No.21376

buy lottery tickets
OR
find a lot of money in a suitcase somewhere

>> No.21416

OP you should be proud for making the first of what I am sure will be a shitload of these threads.

>> No.21477

>>21416
Is this the birth of an epic new meme? :^)

>> No.21492

>>21477
It's fucking cancer and it needs to stop.
Pretty sure this is why moot was so hesitant to make the board in the first place

>> No.21513

>>21477

I expect some sort of copypasta to respond to these be created or "please get me money" threads to be outright banned after people realize how annoying it will get.

>> No.21517

>>20968
these threads should be a bannable offense

>> No.21569

To get more money you have to convince someone else to give it to you. You, by asking us how to get money, are literally confessing your total fucking incompetence in this matter. And because you didn't even have the proper sense to lurk & learn instead of blabbing your incompetence, are unlikely to understand anything we tell you anyhow.

By definition of being on this board, we also want money. And we already don't like you. Now when we give you advice at this point, who's interests do you really think are being served?

You know what, fuck it. Just send me 2 bitcoins, and I'll tell you exactly how to get rich in the next 10 months.

>> No.21584

Breed "designer" dogs. Anything with poodle in it goes for a fortune.

>> No.21586

buy dogecoins
dogecoins are the future

>> No.21601

>>21584
>>21586
Real talk, breed dogecoins
Australian Labrodoodlecoins are the future

>> No.21619
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21619

Just made an OC... Nobody tipped me last time ;-;
Hope you use the oc amdoge

>> No.21636

>>21619
wrong thread ;-;

>> No.21860

>>20968
...I know this is against the rules, and I don't give a fuck, but SOURCE OF THAT .GIF OP!

>> No.22028

Sell a gallon of your blood, your sperm, your kidneys, your eyeballs, your bone marrow, your liver, and your testicles.

You know, all the worthless organs that you don't really need that much.

>> No.22087

Change last name to Romney. Intern at a couple investment firms. Then apply work at a Leveraged Buyout Firm, err i mean "private equity" firm. Close american businesses and move them to China. Make short sighted business changes. Demand companies you bought with debt pay you millions in "management fees" and take on the debt you took on to buy them. Then take the company public and cash out your stock. Then light a cigar with a $100 bill as you watch MSNBC and hear about the company going bankrupt a few months later.