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I'm I'm COOOOMING

I am down 90% on this coin already rekt in one day. Selling now for dave portnoy coin hopefully make back some gain

>>21596180
the old whales have prematurely ejaculated, now it's time for the true coomers to take hold

fucking PAAMP IT

Looks like jannies are actively trying to suppress COOM energy
I'm not going to let them do as they please.
>>21596367
Sure, sell at a loss. Don't come crying in a few days because you weren't able to hold it in. The token is not even 24 hours old. Do you register this yet? This was to be expected.

>>21596367
enjoy losing your money twice

almost half a mil in daily volume already kek
once it goes on geck it'll blow up like crazy

i'm currently financially destroyed
hopefully this goes back up at some point

>>21596462
This is a no-brainer.
And there's so much stuff coming on the road to make COOM a huge gainer in the following weeks.

>>21596515
another round of cooming is inevitable

Imagine not having at least 1M COOM. If you sell now, you will look like the guy on the right.

> Who is ready for us to burn 1% of the entire $COOM supply tonight?
I will COOM so hard it will shake the entire galaxy

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOMING

BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP

>>21596633
>>21596791
You have to hold it in. You MUSN'T COOM

$0.00014229
I bought when it was 3 times as high, feels amazing.

>>21596869
>>21596869
What am I looking at here? It destroys the entire desire to COOM.

>>21596918
Such retraces are natural, especially for meme coins. This ALWAYS happens. Trust me, keep edging for the week. It's always like this
>>21596941
Perhaps this will be more fitting to your tastes. Jannies stopped being based though, so you'll have to make due with softcore.

How are you supposed to get this? Coinbase wallet is cockblocking me

>>21597013
that’s my ex WTF. BUT I CANT STOP COOMING

>>21597052
uniswap cumswap

>>21597111
Yeah I get that, but it says "connect to wallet" so I use cuckbase wallet, and its not listed

>>21597055
HOLD IT IN.
>>21597052
You can't buy ETH directly from Metamask?

this place gets worse everyday....

>>21597207
metamask

>its another PnD meme coin
it's so tiresome

>>21596367
>buy high sell low
Ok good

>>21597345
>peeen ID
>not all-in coom

>>21597345
It's not a pump and dump. It's a COOM and COOM

\>>21597377
Wait..I think....I think...IM GONNA

>>21597500
You WHAT??

>>21597207
Use metamask unless you are a beta simp cuck basedboy

>>21597570
COOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21597211

>>21597261
Metamask isn't working for me Im on Android and I tap it but nothing happens

>>21597663
HOLD. IT. IN. ANON.
Don't disappoint your COOMRADES.

>>21597758
When I was really desperate to make trades on the go with one of my wallets, I used Kiwi Browser with the metamask extension on Android to do so. I don't know what browser you're using, but it normally should work.

On uniswap, don't forget to increase slippage to at least 7.5%.

>>21596396
NEW 7.3M COOM WHALE HERE

>>21597792
It’s so hard not to COOM... how do you do it bros?

CoinGecko soon = instant 10x.

>>21597994
More like instant 100x NWO illuminati currency

>>21597963
Kegel exercises, meditation and a strong mental. Add that to a lot of past experiences that told me the longer you hold it in, the better it gets in the end. COOM is unironically a sexual life lesson applicable to the crypto market, and will serve as an example of how stupid it is to sell early.

>>21598091
im learning to control the dopamine pathways in my brain, slowly becoming a big-balled sperm whale

Up to 700k in coom
Not great not terrible

>>21597901
You lie. No such transaction recently.

>>21598372
stop stalking other coomchads and buy your own

>>21598368
That's a fair stack, congratulations anon. Get comfy, and most of all enjoy the buildup. Just like with any masturbation session, there are ups and down in stroking volume.


I can't stress this enough, but this is only one day old. The website alone, along with the locked liquidity, should be proof that it's supposed to last for a loooong time. God, I can't wait to see where we'll be in two weeks.

>>21598457
I have a comfy bag. Also, stfu.

>>21598514
Is this bait? You all got PnD hard.

>>21596180
post your coom stack
mine is
1. vitamin D, C and zinc
2. lots of pineapple (the taste is as important as the quantity)
3. 2 million COOMCOIN
4. regular exercise

in for comfy ride to 500k marketcap

>>21598619
Holders increasing as I type. And despite your ramblings, I'm still at 100% profit compared to 500% during the day. I suppose I should be crying?

Where the fuck do I even see the price of this meme coin? I'm in with a 500k stack.

>>21598693
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>>21598660
2 million COOMCOINS, just like you COOMrade. Besides that, it's mostly been kegel exercises.

>>21598619
That was just one person dumping like crazy today. The holders are increasing actually.

>>21598693
>500k
anon...you're a COOMlet

Help me gently spread the COOM on ex-redditors:
https://consumeproduct.win/p/Gv6IZjb7/

>>21598907
every sperm whale was once a coomlet, i have hope

>>21598870
Yep, spread is getting healthier and healthier. Honestly, I'm actually glad he's been dumping this early when the damage is easily recoverable.

dios mio..... AI.... AIIIIIIII.................... AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EYACULARIDOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21599034
That's actually unironically me. I don't know the first fucking thing about crypto. I treat it like gambling. 1.5M COOM stack by the way

>>21599092
Me too fellow coomer, me too

>>21599034
What happened to reddit? Every sub has a laundry list of rules you have to abide by before making a post or it gets auto removed and banned, makes it impossible to shill now.
And the alternatives have such a pisslow pop that it's not even worth it to submit a post.

>>21599034

god the devs are actually fucking working on this as we speak, im buying a fucking yacht with my coom

>>21599034
a consoomer is just a coomer in denial

>>21599092
Most of what I have is in the stock market. I also treat crypto as gambling. To me bitcoin is no different than COOM, as they are both memes to make money.

>>21599748
call it whatever you please, im making more money than my shitty minimum wage job rn

>>21599989
Actually legit tokenomics lol. Can see this at least 5x

Aaaaaaand we're back

>>21600470
COOM never dies, it just takes brief breaks

>>21600470
going to buy this for my $WAIF with my $COOM gains

devs are at it again, shit is pumping, WHERE IS THE COINGECKO

>>21596180
cumpswapped a bunch off eth into COOM right in time

>>21600938
hold your COOM, no matter how tempting it is

30k COOMSTAIN reporting in

>>21596180
there's fucking liquidity between COOM and Tendies I'm done

I have been trying to tell you. Don't miss this chance anon, all is here for you to see.

So I just bought 40k COOM and I don't see it anywhere on my CoinWallet but the transaction went through, is there somewhere else I should be looking? I'm a boomer

>>21601273
On metamask you need to press "add token" and provide the address of the contract

>>21601273
it happens with the new coins.

Fucking whales fuck it up everytime it goes up.

cant believe im actually gonna make it with a stupid memecoin based on cum references

>>21601323
>>21601337

thanks friends

any other shitcoins to invest in? i've got a few hundred dollars to throw around

>>21601569
More coom. 40k is nothing when most people have millions.

>>21601643

but what's the endgame with this? wouldnt the name brand itself put people off of investing in it? how is the creator even expecting it to gain traction?

>>21601569
COOM is the one true coin my friend, you are set if you bought it

coingecko when

>>21601690
Listen. ACID, an utterly useless token, got pumped to 0.40 from 0.04 cents in two weeks because of a logo and a website. This is the market you're currently investing in.

>>21601690
It has a better chance than %99 of the shitcoins since it has the meme value. Are you talking about the company backing? A lot of the shitcoins already have that and they aren't going anywhere. But who knows? Maybe PornHub starts supporting $COOM

>>21601780
>>21601841


good points. Last question, I'm gonna buy some more COOM. When I transfer my ETH from Coinbase into CoinWallet is there any downside? does it freeze at that price or will it continue to be volatile?

>>21596180
send this to your normie friends they love this meme

>>21602106
One ethereum is always going to be one ethereum. The price against USD is obviously going to keep fluctuating.

good choice on those coomies btw

>>21596180
men in my village are all coomers. they will love this. what exchange sir

I wonder how panic sellers must be feeling, now.
Being a quick shot is not easy

I threw in a couple ETH now I have a 4mil COOM bag. lets do this COOMERS

>>21602355

This thing still has legs? I 2x'd last night and got out of dodge.

>>21602392
You better believe it brah. My CUM has fucking VELOCITY!!!

>>21602392
Infertile. This is the next leg up before the parabolic x10.

>>21596180
be the whale

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT?
ARE YOU COOOOOOMING ANONS?

where are you COOMers watching this price

>>21602563
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>>21602563
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
Have fun masturbating to the price, anon.

>>21602195
we need more memes for the king of the meme coins. there's even a meme contest for 1.75M COOM on twitter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm officially a COOMILLIONAIRE

>>21602458
Almost 6M here. Am I a whale now? Never selling btw...

https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295831679966347265
Coom meme contest. Post your best cummies.

>>21602697
fuck I wish I had ps skills

>>21602661
One thing I find to be sad is how my rank in etherscan keeps dropping. COOMERS are increasing in numbers

(and that's a good thing)

>>21602731
can't wait for the coomdecko

>>21602661
I could have had 6M if I bought just a few hours later than I did.

we're all gonna make it bros, no one can stop the COOM flow now

Hopefully the nuwhales who bought at 0.00015 won't get spooked and sell

>>21596180
IM GOING IN

>>21602943
Surprisingly few whales desu. Apparently with 3mil I'm halfway to being a sperm whale already.

>>21602943
They will. They sell the minute it hits 2x. 2x is nothing for a coin like this.

>>21602949
COOOM before it's too late

>>21596180
Whenever I try to make get some token on uniswap
>looks at txn fees
>$30

I'll just wait for Radix to launch where these kinds of BS would not exist on their protocol

That whale sell-off is getting bought up nicely.

jesus

wait a sec i'm holder #5
what happened

guys is it still fucking worth it even if i have $10 for this? The txn fees would kill me, right?

im goona com

>>21603168
Everyone else coomed early, don't sell bitch. I'm #23

>>21603173
no COOM is low COOM but you might get in on the next big whale dump

>>21603173
Probably.

>>21603173
pretty sure the tx fee is about that much yeah

we're back boys, lets see which bitch ass whale sells first.

>>21603305
fuck i guess i won't coom tonight :(

Come on anons. Sell. Give me that sweet COOM to buy.

>>21603370
Gas is around $6 right now. So you could still COOM for $4 if you wanted to. Pretty limp dick, but if you gotta cum then you gotta cum.

this is going to be insane, two whales just sold and it was instantly bought up

>>21603380
No selling. Ever.

How high is this going tonight lads

>>21603410
It's a race for the cummies!

>>21603490
I fucked up not buying the dip this morning..at least I'm still a 3mm Coomnoisseur

This shit needs a lot more holders.

im a fucking sperm whale now and its PUMPING

>>21603380
Never sell, always buy.

>>21603648
COOMlets not seeing the potential here. I'm already almost 2x but still not selling.

Fuck this scam. Rug already starting to be pulled

>>21603803
imagine writing this while the pump has been going for two hours

>>21603648
goybase is giving me an error when trying to send ETH to metamask so im stuck

>>21603407
I think I will still COOM but without the token though

guys i'm gonna...i'm gonna....COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

>>21603867
Use pro

don't crack you fucking whales, hold it in for a little longer. wait for the coomgecko

>>21604069
can i get a qrd on gecko? what's it take to get on there

>>21604197
https://www.coingecko.com/en/methodology
Nothing about sexual stuff or something like that if you are asking for that.

holy shit

STACK COOM:
>2.1M CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it waifu prego
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

>>21596180
the amount of coom i have inside of me is kind of scary but i will keep edging

>>21604817
COOM on me anon

>>21604886
Show me your big juicy load, bull

>>21602392
it was created this morning you liar

Hold your $COOM

I wish I had more to buy the dips

AUUUUGH! I got 600k COOM in my COINBASE WALLET!

seems to be invisible how do I get it out?

>IMAGINE WHEN $WAIF AND $DONUT INTEGRATION IS ANNOUNCED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K4oym9Pw48
Imagine not holding lots of coom for the singularity right now

jesus

>>21605517
I'm unsure about how coinbase lists custom tokens, on metamask you just have to add the token address to see the COOOOOOMS

>>21605204
do you think she is a COOM COIN investor?

>>21605648
You can tell just by looking at the she walks. She's definitely a COOM chad.

>>21605698
* way she walks. sorry for retardation

>>21605611
nevermind I can see it now, just took like 20 minutes

When gecko..

>>21605775
this
uughhhh edging so fucking hard uuggmmmmmmmmmmm

need fucking coomgecko

Together we will make our memes reality.

>>21605874
Post it on twitter

>>21604817
KEK THEN IM THE COOM MEGLADON SHARK 7.7M COOOOOOOMCHAD HERE

This needs some shilling fellas, experienced shills required:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/ic9t6c/a_new_coomer_in_town/

>>21605943
Upvoted and commented
I think I have a few more accounts

>>21605910
I don't use twatter, I just unload my memes here.

>>21606000
All the other posts are banned or hidden. You need to spread the COOM but not the shilling too obvious.

AHHHH I'M ACOOOOOMULATING!

>>21606057
Do it for COOM:
https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295831679966347265

>>21606057
i made a twatter account and they almost immediately required phone number verification

>>21606000
Nice trips btw

these transactions usually take over 1h to process?

>>21606305
yes if you use the shitty coinbase and if the slippage is too low

>>21606337
sir how do i jelq

Is Brap happening again? Does no one remember literally one year ago when Brap and all those shitty deflationary tokens popped up? Where are they now..??? Well I can show you a metamask wallet with WHOLE lot of fucking worthless merit badges in it

>>21606438
use pliers

>>21606478
Buy COOM and WAIF sir. If you don't that's ok too.

COOM

Where are all the shills when you need them?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/ic9t6c/a_new_coomer_in_town/

If you never normally get replies, but all of the sudden your posts in threads about a certain coin get tons of replies - that coin is a scam.

>>21607096
Either a scam or a PnD

chrust

>>21606000
CHECKED AND COOMED BULL

>>21607096
>all of the sudden
the reason you don't get responses is because you're a fucking retard

https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295831679966347265
BE A SEAL SWIMMER
10K: Private
50K: Luitenant
100K: First luitenant
200K: Captain
500K: Major
1Mil: Colonel
2mil: Brigadier General
10mil: Major General
20mil: General
100mil: General of the Armies

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

https://coomer.cash/

https://beta.uniswap.info/token/0x2f3e054d233c93c59140c0905227c7c607c70cbb

Stop with this pnd scam. It will. Never. Gain. Traction. Stop polluting reddit and twitter

>>21607096
Post TOEFL score

>>21607721
Is there a sauce on pic related?

>>21605925
SHOW ME YOUR BIG LOAD CHAD BULL

>>21607852
Someone sold his coom for a loss

>>21608139
thats a dude my nigga

major league coomers

based

COOOM

VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM VITALIK JUST RECEIVED 690,000 COOM

>>21611093
i just bought 690000 coom nice

>>21596180
They're burning the supply soon, fuck I'm gonna COOM https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1295919076632600576

>>21611507

>>21611093
>how to solve the $WAIF no children problem
just use COOM

they fucking burned 1%, IM GONNA FUCKING COOM

>>21611749
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x6b07fa31ebe07b4e8c893f98b147a7c6e56e25e28cba7a3f50f2d0f6098c6eee

it's real COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

2020 is actually crazy.
buy a new car, or buy internet fucking COOM coin... I think im about to COOM

MADLABS BURNED 1% OF ALL COOM

>>21611749
pray to the brother bog for a beautiful pump

Where we coomin' next boys? Binance? Sergey? I wanna spread more COOM

>>21612185
edge your coom further, until sperm whale status

>>21611879
IT CAUSED IT TO PUMP COOOOOOOOOM

i am in 2 eth...i dont even bother to loose money to cooom on her face

ITS FUCKING PUMPING WTF

>>21612346
STILL PUMPING FEEL SORRY FOR COOMLETS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. I"M GONNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

I've got 55k COOM. That should be enough if this meme coin actually does something

>>21612889
as if it already hasn't

>>21597345
>peEEnx

>>21613162
peenx but empty, infertile balls apparently

who the fuck sold 4.5 million

>>21612889
>not even a suicide sperm count stack
NGMI

>>21613481
Not me

COOM $1 EOY

>>21613481
A weak ass coomer that can't even edge it.
Coomgecko is next and we easy 30x.
You are witnessing history. If you aren't holding at least 1 million, why are you even browsing these threads? Don't miss the coom gravy train

>>21615358
>SKALLS LIQUID FROM PICKLE JAR

COOMIOLI

Lost 50% so far in this, it better go up soon.

Where my Sperm whales at?

>>21615358
we all know its a pump n dump. how do we help?

>>21616422
sirs you can help by cooming and spread the word sir now do the needful

alright you bitches win,

i'm buying in.

what do

>>21616422
Accumulate COOM now at day one prices. Hold COOM. Spread the COOM to your friends. Once COOM gets any public traction, we will all be cooming so hard and rich off of pure meme magic. You are free to sell at any point. Why not profit from the PAMP?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21616422
This guy doesn't know how to coom..

wtf

I bet you've loaded your bags with this smallish dip, right anons?

Nigga this is amazing ngl, /biz/ pls never change

>>21615289
%100 guaranteed

>>21596180
COOM is unironicly the new LINK