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fuck anime

The rugpull was true all along. It just happened to bearcucks LOLOLOLOLOL GET WRECKED

my $10 8/21 SSL calls, lel
also is there any reason to buy stocks for covered calls without getting them via naked puts?

I hope you guys used the pump to dump, we're going to be red for the foreseeable future.

How do you guys feel about the Russel2000/IWM?
Are smallcaps flat/dead in the future?

>TFW you make $1000 dollars only to spend it on gatcha games

I need help

>>21594907
>zerohedge

isn't that a meme website?

>>21596314
>Ding ding ding! how many times did you cum today edition?

5 times.

and holy shit I first time im actually in /smg/ am I going to become a boomer stock holder now?

TQQQ CHADS REPORT

Reminder, I've been telling you to buy $FPX since $0.175.

>>21596353
Anime fans are degenerate faggots, agreed. Also anime itself sucks dick

JUST

>>21596406
show us your short positions or fuck off

>anime
not going to post in this one

>>21596430
nah you're just going to get stuck holding our bags, everybody just exited the market and went short today.

WOOOO MICRONNNN

>>21596314
0 times.

Wait, if I coomed before bed, but it was after midnight, would you count that as cooming today?

did you win today, son?

covered call fags, whats your underlying of choice?
SOXL has been pretty good for me so far

>>21596420
Waifus are more worth than any stock.

Anime website, suck it normalfags

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .17%, kinda nothing day. S n' P kinda alarming in that it traded lower than yesterday's lows, but returned to thick volume established in last night's futures. The dow and russel are just doing bad huh? Trump pardoned... Susan B. Anthony? I thought it was gonna be Julian, oh well. So sleepy, I kinda just woke up :/
Good lord too slow and missed the new thread, and I have cummed zero (0) times today

>>21596432

I'm down 0.49% in both of my accounts
even though I'm long and stocks went up
I guess I picked the wrong stocks :/

>>21596314
I made one (1) cummies

>>21596489
Tesla and Apple when it splits

>>21596476
HUGE sell signal

>>21596436
What brokerage and app are you using?

BUY TSLA, it's still not too late.
1. Share split normie craze
2. S&P500 addition
3. New Battery Technology
4. Electrical Airplane
5. Successful SpaceX = Successful Tesla

>>21596446
I'll be by to post the i told you so's tomorrow.

>>21596509
Up another 4.8% today, pretty good week so far. BEKE and horse really pushed it up

>>21596509
Fuck you for making me respond twice. I made 4 dollars and had breakfast the end

>>21596476
>dumped by Barclays over low demand
SELL Micron

>>21596432
>>21596509
i made a solid 25k scalping kodak and buying puts at the high.
i'm thinking about buying a Bloomberg terminal now...

>>21596509
-0.53% REEEEEE I'm financially ruined.

>>21596582
>3.
enough of a reason, you fuckheads do realize battery tech is scaling from a measly 150-200k miles to A MILLION at the minimum. TSLA will be at least double by EOY '21

>>21596622
Balls of steel despite being an anime fan. Impressive.

Redpill me on PRTS

>>21596509
Bought NVDA instead of waiting for the possible earnings report dip. I'll probably buy AAPL tomorrow for the stock split. Aside from that, I'm up (thank you Elon).

>>21596314
>>21596430
>>21596622
fourth for anime

Our boy made it

WKHS is such a shitcoin stock

>>21596189
If you're asking for specific plays like "Yeah, put $2k into x or y", I don't really have advice for you.

Let's say (you) have $15k. You're fairly certain something is going to moon or going to tank, right? It could be tempting to put 25% into it but don't. Put in maybe $500-$1k. At most that's all you will lose (Remember to set up trailing stop losses and pay attention to IV crush/theta.) Remember it's important to pull out of an option when it looks like you're at the apex of your gains as opposed to saying "I can make $3k off of this if x goes up $2 more before Friday!!) Consider that the upwards/downwards trend continues for the rest of the week. What does that look like? What does that look like if it does the same but in the exact opposite direction? What if it goes up 2 days and down 1? Weigh your options.

Take your 2x or 0.5x and get out if it's necessary. Doubling $500 gets you $1k. That's $500 extra. Just spam these tiny incrimental plays until you get to a point where losing $1k doesn't hurt. Imagine it feeling like you lost $10 or something. Just be careful to not get too desensitized into being okay with losses. So that might be like $30k or something. Don't be obsessed with doubling either.

Doubling $500 to $1k is awesome and doubling $5k to $10k is even better. Just consider the fact that turning $500 into $750 and $5k to $7k is also just as valid and infinitely more sustainable.

>>21596509
Overall down, my stocks are pretty flat today. My AMD call is down by 30% but I won't be shook out. AMD I guarantee will be green tomorrow.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/17/business/energy-environment/california-blackout-electric-grid.html

what should I invest in

>>21596509
Same as >>21596591. Horse and CLSK had nice runs today.

I sold my horse calls before the pump.

>>21596491
sure. remember at the end of the day i only care about making money, if im wrong and it loses money obviously i'd want to avoid using it if something else is better, or change my risk management or something. i enjoy being challenged on these things because the better i can defend my ideas the more validity they have and therefore the more profitable i should be, especially if i can eliminate some dumb ideas and replace them with better ones potentially.

but basically yeah the SD are going to change depending on the data set and mostly give you levels of extremes which are likely to have a correction. i think the time frame you use depends on the time frame you expect to trade on, i.e. how long you plan on holding a position, it should theoretically work on every time frame with any amount of data, you just have to understand what it's telling you about that data and where the extremes are.

>>21596615
>>dumped by Barclays over low demand
???

>>21596530
NOOOOOO IM DOWN SO MUCH ALREADDYYYYYY

>>21596509
Super crab day for my Robinhood.
My real accounts, beaten bloody by Micron.

Didn’t do great today but I am getting better positioned for the next moon launch.
Silver is still fucking my ass on my RH account and I bought the top of FNGU

>>21596644
The numbers have spoken.

>>21596746
Is this what zoomer girls look like? Nasty.

>>21596509
Made .18% today, probably over .2% when my mutual funds report. Made 2% total yesterday, though, so I'm doing well this week

>>21596784
I was thinking about GENERAC, asked this morning but no one was interested.

I know someone in NorCal who has a natural gas GENERAC unit and it’s pretty cool.

>>21596509
+10%, fixed my portfolio today thanks to the WKHS pump. Was wayy too bullish and overextended on calls but thanks to the jump today I was able to roll them into a nice strangle instead. I still believe in the Horse but I was being a cultist retard by not hedging with a few puts, feel a lot less nervous about any possible announcements made this week

>>21596784
I'm thinking RUN. I see so many ads for sunrun doompauling about the upcoming PG&E blackouts due to the upcoming fire seson.

>>21596835
That’s what zoomer males look like.

>>21596509
Similar. Flat. I took my 10% profit on DENN and jammed it in to gold when i saw the dixie break below 92.50. Dollar tried to rally but set an hourly lower high and is wilting again. I hope i made the right call on this. I lost a little money intraday on the portfolio shuffle as denn rallied and gold stayed about the same from my buy in.

>>21596509
Another glorious +35k day for the MUBO/ BOMU scalper. Robinhood zoomers are incredibly gullible whenever something "pumps". I can already tell that October will be a great month! Now I need to figure out what I'll make for dinner... perhaps I'll eat out tonight in celebration of my success.

Serious question:
I'm about to be a sophomore in college. Should I accept my Direct Unsubsidized loan (the one that accrues interest while in school) and put that $ in the market? I don't need the money for school but It's like 3500.

>>21596579
The app is Jstock. It's not my brokerage's app, but I prefer it because it's more featureful. I have to track my order flow though.

>>21596784
FSLR and unironically TSLA

>>21596979
too late for fpx?

>>21596964
based, zoomer heads will roll in oct
>>21596968
at this point, no.
wait till the election is over and then think about it.

>>21596968
>taking out a loan to gamble

no

>>21597012
$1 EOY

>>21596968
no, unless you expect returns greater than the interest (very unlikely) or if you expect the loan to be forgiven.

Bull Market Confirmed?

>>21597030
>>21597053
>>21597060
Okay thanks, I was thinking they might get forgiven (as in most federal ones) but better to not risk that I guess

Wtf is K doing???

>>21597098
DIE MARKET

>>21597123
they know what they're doing

>>21596968
>gambling loans
If you have the risk tolerance, sure.

>finally dumped my horse bags today in the morning pump
Feels fucking good

>>21597054
Thanks, I'll drop a couple toonies into it

>>21596964
>MUBO/ BOMU
what is that

>>21597160
haha, I took a 20k loan from my bank when the crash finished, So far so good for now lol.

>>21596794
Are you me?

>>21597098
nice

>>21597184
>both KODK and WKHS are HTB on ToS

feels fucking bad man

They are scamming cock suckers. They charged two of my broker accounts because SQQQ Reverse Split (as if that’s the holder responsibility to take a hit )

I hold shares on robinhood and robinhood didn’t charge me anything.

What gives E*TRADE the right to take $70 from me and make my account balances negative?

FUCK THE JEWISH STOCK MARKET_

>>21597123
I don't even like waffles, but I'd eat the shit out of one of those waffles. Where can I find them? There hasn't been any food on the shelves in my local grocery store for months.

>>21596968
Fuck no. nononononono. do not do this.

It is going to be very strange with the economy slowly skidding to new lows and a bond market in flames (except for the price controlled junk bond market) while the market rallies. Literally the only way for most firms to raise capital going forward will be selling more shares.

>>21596968
studying humanities retard?

>>21597268
What are those last two acronyms

>>21597123
Wait, it's literally a blue waffle... like that image of the disease ridden cunt that will forever be known as the blue waffle. I just lost my appetite.

>markets closing to this again
KIIIINNNNOOOOO

https://youtu.be/9j9sGX5y4Sk

nice day for horsefrens good to see we didn't give the whole pump back. our time is coming lads

>>21597382
Hard To Borrow, Think or Swim

>>21596314
>Ding ding ding! how many times did you cum today edition?

just once

>>21596968
go ahead and do it. In fact, take all of it and buy C and TSM using robinhood.
Fucking retard.

I bought an 8/28 Nvidia 540 call at the close gambling on a stock split announcement, prepared to lose it all

>>21596798
Gotcha. Yeah, all I'm cautioning you about is the risk of overestimating the predictions the channels make. The way you've got them defined, they're always going to look like they're right, because the line is taking all the data in the series into account right from the start.

As an example, that graph of Kodak you posted with the spike at the far right side - looks like the channel gave you a near-perfect exit a 4 SDs, right? But if you had drawn those lines using only the data on the first half of the chart, your lines would've been significantly different: the width of the channel would have been much tighter, and the linear regression flat or even slightly negative. That would've led you to sell much sooner, since the break above your 4sd love would've been much closer to the regression line.

Consider switching to something like StandardDevChannel (close, 1.0, no, 100) and I think you'll see what I mean.

I sold JPM today at a loss because I got scared. As soon as it hit opening bell I was down like 2 grand and by afternoon was in the hole for over 6 gs. I couldn't stomach that so I had to cut my losses. Buffet was right, fuck me..

What are the signs before the rug pull to put everything into vix?

i've been falling for value stocks since june. finally started buying megacap tech calls today.

it really is that easy. rugpull confirmed.

I held tqqq with diamond hands and today I was rewarded for being a retard doombull. Stop trying to be smart, the only score that matters is $$$$$

>>21596509
VERY comfy +0.97% today! My portfolio crossed +40% YTD for the sixth time this year and night actually stay there! JPM still makes me want to kms myself but other than that it's all good.

>>21597581
Tesla hitting 1,923.87
TQQQ hitting 136.40
SPY hitting 339.10

At one of the lowest volume days since February. Markets will crash tomorrow

>>21597487
Are you gonna short WKHS tomorrow when it moves past 17 too?

See you at market open tomorrow

>>21597647
I'm holding WFC, so you don't have to feel so bad about JPM.

>>21597708
I'm shorting JPM tomorrow. It pains me to say this but it has more room to fall and I need to recoup my losses.

>>21596968
I'm literally doing that right now lmao borrowing 1k a month and funneling it into crypto. Dont be a retard like me tho.

>doomer posts slowly crawling back to /smg/
big buy signal

>>21597303
>holding SQQQ overnight
you love losing money anyway, what's the problem?

>>21597251
Dear lord, man. I'll admit you got balls. Hope it works out.

>>21596509
Pretty nice day, nearly 3% I'd like to thank celchad for getting the word out. Clsk $7 next week though

All I did today was jerk off while the market was open

>>21596591
Nice, I didnt have to stomach to hang with beke or the horse

>>21596509
I'm down despite all my stocks being green, another harrowing day for the dollar value.

>>21596509
Up 0.52%

>>21597575
well it's not really 100, the way im using it normally is with "full range" on so for 5 m 5D it would use all of the candles for the entire data set. you can set it to less candles though like pic related.

i wouldn't really call it an exit for KODK, the way i look at it is that you'd scale in to a position through 2+ SD, and exit when it regressed to or near the mean. so you'd short some KODK on the way up at each level and cover when it dropped down into profit.

but also, like i said, i think it works better on a more "normal distribution" kind of stock that isn't going to make crazy moves like that out of nowhere. i guess it would depend on what the news was and whether you think that would merit the stock continuing in the extreme direction or not, or of course you could short fewer shares for less risk depending on volatility, or even just wait for momentum to reverse, say on the macd or some other momentum indicator (like waiting for the RSI to leave being overbought and probably going to 1m instead of 5m for the time frame to have more granularity).

you're right though in that im still experimenting with what data set to use for what time frame, like day or short-term swing trades. i've also been taking screenshots of stocks on different timeframes at different points of the day to see how the channels change. im thinking 5 days worth of data is probably pretty good for day trading currently for what levels you want to enter at and to get a better sense of the overall trend. like today was a great dip buying opportunity on AMD for example, i made a bit over a dollar per share trading it today.

Is well fargo stock worth buying? Its pretty much at the bottom YTD and I don't expect it to blow up tomorrow. Can hold it for at least a year desu

>>21597098
>Bull market confirmed
FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL

>>21597708
HTB means i can't short it. shorting a stock means you're borrowing shares which you sell at the current price which you then need to buy back and return to the broker at some point.

>>21596964
Wait are you the anon who coded their own screener? Any hints on how to ride the zoomer pumps?
>>21597132
No u
>>21596892
>profit on DENN
First time I’ve read that!
And first I’ve heard it called Dixie. Nice.

Where is that retard who said don't buy the SQ dip? Not only afforded me a delicious bucket of TENDERS from ZAXBYS but I'm also still ITM

>>21597581
i was writing a really lengthy response but to be honest one one knows what the "rugpull" will be. we are in a situation that has never been seen before. for me, i have alerts in place if the euro/ asian markets turn -5% overnight.
it sucks but this is the reality

Well now what? I’m finally making money lol

>>21597098
Selling everything tomorrow

>>21597303
Why just why would you hold SQQQ?

>>21597303
>as if that’s the holder responsibility to take a hit

>my illiteracy is also the fault of the Jews!

should I go all in on a small cap clothes company that has a P/E of 4 and 0 debt?

>>21598084
I can short HTB stock on E*trade though on margin for higher interest rates, why is ToS such a cunt about it?

I have adamis pharm corp and pacific drilling stocks, why? because I'm addicted to crypto and wanna stock bet too. any other shit I can throw money at which have possible insane gains?

>>21596968
Do it

>>21598137
I understand the reasons why not but if you think a major market correction is imminent you shouldn't be too worried about leveraged decay short term.

I don't necessarily see anything wrong with holding a few days.

>>21598150
depends which one

>>21598053
WFC is not a good hold. Institutions dumped their bags of bank stocks. Buffet and his homer hedge fund dumped all of their positions in WFC because WFC is fucking trash. Buy BAC much better fundamentals and the big boiis are more confident in it

>>21598175
Invest in dairy farms

>>21598131
Rugpull confirmed

>>21596509
Up. 4% on stocks
>>21597985
Caring about the dollar value. Just dont.
Who cares? It fluctuates all the time.
>>21597585
>'E bought
OH NONONONO

>>21597412
Kek I guarantee kids are going to come home from a friend's house ask mommy for those delicious blue waffles they had

>>21598243
Yeah I would start buying sqqq if the market crashes next month but it'll probably crash October or November. I say November since we are set to have an "election week" rather than election day

does anyone remember that payroll tax cut that trump tried to make happen? why am i still getting taxed?? dumb jew cunt

>>21598160
you gotta sign paperwork and go through hoops to do it, i don't feel like dealing with that shit. especially on meme stock shit, i mean yeah it looks like a good short because they're so overextended from the mean but they tend not to follow normal distributions so who fucking knows. statistically the odds are good they'll come crashing back down to the mean but meme stocks don't always follow the rules, why deal with that when i can take much less riskier trades like on tech stocks that are actually viable companies with name brands?

I sold some WKHS on the pump today to buy more HQU, so tech will dump tomorrow, be ready

>>21598323
September 1 hasn't passed yet. Take it to leftypol.

>>21598323
Doesn’t start until sep 1st and you have to opt in so you probably have to ask your employer about it.

>>21597123
looks healthy :^)

>>21598247
I'm from Brazil, it's a Brazilian company. CGRA3. There's some cheap stuff here laying around barely recovered from March lows. Wouldn't recommend to /smg/ because of currency risk.

>>21598323
Payroll tax won't reduce your income taxes retard

>>21598320
Yeah but that's just speculation it could just as easily be tomorrow (I think it could legitimately be tomorrow)

I'm at the grocery store and there are all these cutie young girls with tight pants on. Is it weird that I'm not interested in fucking these girls, I just really want to smell there naked asshole?

should i buy the funeral home dip
do you think business will pick up around flu season or will my stock be dead weigh

>>21598399
guess im voting biden then

>>21598334
Do you mean crash back down to the $2 level? That won't happen. You realize they have an actual factory and a product, right? Certified for highway use and California ZEV rebates.

so is there any technical skill require for buying stocks? Its seem u can just pick any tech stocks and its only go up.

>>21598399
Nvm didn't realize the cut was on social security tax

>>21598460
So you want to receive even less money from your check?

>check the news
>look at TQQQ
So the fucking stock market is just free money now, I don't even anymore

>>21597098
gonna pump harder now that the Dems said they are hours to a couple days away from agreeing to the Repub's stimulus bill

>>21597132
Snibby says calm down and take it easy, fren.

>>21597098
>bull market confirmed
>CNBC

>>21598403
Wew lad. Powell won't let it tank tomorrow. Why do you think itll happen tomorrow? You think the big boiis will allow a sell off before the annual October and the election sell offs? Do you not realize how fucked the U.S stock market would be if we have a crash tomorrow before the usual sell offs. Sorry but the powell and the Jewish federal reserve wont allow it to happen tomorrow

>>21598502
>sudden bad news
AHHHHH HIDE IN TECH
>bad news
QE is a COMIN' and its here to SAVE STOCKS
>good news
TIME TO CONTINUE THE TECH RALLY

>>21597251
You are absolutely fucking based and dgmi

>>21596582
I am not buying that shit
I'll stay in Tqqq, which probably has your low iq golf cart stock in there somewhere

Are we ever going to see circuit breakers again?

>>21598469
no, more like at least regress to the mean of around $14-15, looking at the past 10 days worth of data for example. probably for these sorts of spikes it's better to look at larger time frames i'd imagine, but this should give you a good idea of where you are relative to the past 10 days. i'd probably be looking to short at $17, 18, and 19 if i could. but that's being said with absolutely no FA being done on my part, idk anything about the actual company in all fairness.

Tech and boomer stock portfolio is kicking ass. Free money.

>>21598345
Is that Tharja?

>>21598501
He wants to start irrelevant political shitslinging on the wrong damn thread.

>>21598565
Clown Market. Also why the fuck would JPOW pump at ATH? He'd give it a few percentage points at least before intervening. Or maybe not who knows anymore dude.

>>21598454
you good bro

>>21598683
we will
remember what to do next time: buy.

>>21598683
When the stock market isnt manipulated again
So essentially never.

>>21598683
About ten years between crashes.

>>21598760
The real lesson: the fed decides when the crash is over. Never underestimate the Fed.

Next crash will likely be more normal and without “infinite liquidity” of a government preparing for a pandemic by forcing businesses to close.

>>21598683
tomorrow

>>21598808
Which equity markets throughout history were free of manipulation?

>>21598760

>>21597435
pretty

Up another $600 today. This market is beautiful.

>>21598860
None.
Circuit breakers themselves are a "manipulation".
But Im obviously talking about the Fed QE
>>21597435
Nice desu

>>21598469
I could see it moving to 5 dollars by next week. Ive been shorting since 18 and every time It goes down 20% I put in 20% more into my short.

>>21598487
Monkeys picking stocks at random out perform hedge funds. Just buy and hold $spy or some other ETF. Over the long term you'll make more than the people attempting to day trade.

>>21598984
That's retarded, do you enjoy losing money?

Any canucks here? Someone mentioned a while back that you can't trade options in a TFSA?

>>21597123
Looks tasty. A lot of you are gross tho.

>>21598020
Ooh, that's an interesting graph. Didn't realize it would look like that, only giving the channels for the right-hand side, but it makes sense. I said 100 kind of arbitrarily - at 5m candles that's 12 candles per hour, so whatever timeframe makes sense.

But you're right that it works best on a normally distributed stock. I'd also say it works best on a flat stock, since the linear regression is only good if it keeps following it, and slope tends to be disproportionately influenced by the tails of the graph.

To test it, you really shouldn't make the graph for this week and see whether it looks like it would've worked. You should make the graph for last week, and then extend the same lines onto this week's graph. Or even the next day's graph. The point is that it'll always look valid until you test it against data that the line didn't have. I'm not sure how easy that is to do in ToS, though.

>>21598487
Pretty much.
I dont look at TA. I just pick whatever big tech has high IV or is down that day, write a put and then wait.
I average around 1% a week. Insane money when you think about it.

>>21598128
>i was writing a really lengthy response
Yes?

Are you guys MGTOWs?

every time someone makes a "price next week" prediction that's retardedly bearish and OTM I screenshot it

the last one was MSFT "never above 150 again" guy

Down 1000 dollars on my nvidia calls I bought into yesterday at the peak

Do I hold through earnings? What if it dumps afterwards like Microsoft or Walmart?

>>21599042
So far I've done very well on that short. Without the loan deal in place there is very little in the short term to keep KODK as high as it is. If I re-up my dollar amount every time it falls an arbitrary percentage, I increase my gains. Of course, a KODK moment like this is very rare, so I'll take what I can get.

>>21596968
i asked the same thing a couple days ago. It’s like $7500 for me that i wont be using on school lmao. I wish i did it earlier to buy more wkhs calls that i sold today for BIG MONIES

>tfw I bought a fractional share of tesla and now im up 200 bucks

>>21597581
The honest answer is:
"Nobody knows"

The market right now is unprecedented. We might go up 2% tomorrow, crab or go down 2%. Nobody knows.
Just buy and keep buying quality stocks. You will lose more money preparing or timing "the crash" than you gain by eventually getting it right.

>>21599266
Wait, are you talking about WKHS or KODK? Because I was talking about horse. Kodak does not have a truck factory or highway certification, and I could absolutely see them dump to 0 if the loan is canned by the SEC.

>>21596353
absolutely based

>>21596353

>>21599347
KODK, obv. WKHS is stuck in this price range without further news. Until then I'm buying WKHS under 15 and selling above 16

>>21599127
i'll look into it at least. currently im looking more into using the levels for bigger time frames so the data from the current day for daytrading doesn't influence it as much compared to the previous data. like if you only use 1 day then the current day is going to have a huge impact as it will wind up being ultimately half of the data by the end of the day, but 5 days or 10 days will likely give more viable levels of where the "extremes" are and what the general trend looks like. but there also needs to be some kind of balance because longer timeframes would imply that you might be holding it for longer (maybe even more than a day), but wider ranges mean you have more wiggle room in regards to how wide you cast your net with scaling into a position and how likely the price is to continue going against you before it corrects. it's why it is also probably safer to say you only take trades in the direction of the trend, so like maybe it's not a good idea to buy MU right now since it's getting to 2 SD on this graph but it's downtrending. also you might use FA and say "this is a good company so i want to use the SD to buy the dips, but i won't short it i'll only look for where i can go long".

it seems good in theory and has been working for me so far but im still in the process of experimenting with how to "optimize" it, especially for day trading or short-term swing trading (like 1-3 days).

>>21599203
>Are you guys MGTOWs?
>incels with a superiority complex
HAHAHAHAHA... no
although i do abstain from serious relationships

>>21599419
Yeah that's fair, crab forever at 15 until actual deliveries start coming in more than single digits.

>>21596582
>electrical airplane

Whenever you question yourself if Tsla holders are actually zoomers that jerk off to Elon Musk’s Rick and Morty tweets , refer to this post.

When's the electric flamethrower getting released?

>>21598683
Well the time comes.

>>21596582
Tesla shareholders have absolutely no claim to SpaceX, why do you retards think they do? Elon is literally going to dump his Tesla shares to fund Starship within the next 4 years.

>>21597581
There aren't signs someday someone will start selling and everyone will follow.

Is it a dumb idea to put money into Tesla right now?

>>21599465
Yeah MGTOWs are just incels in denial.

>>21596582
>5. Successful SpaceX = Successful Tesla
don't you get that if SpaceX is remotely successful Musk will simply create a new ticket that has nothing to do with TSLA? Tesla isn't a holding.

>>21599203
No, I sexually identify as a BGM-17 TOW.

think im going to sell my nvidia calls for tesla calls tomorrow. when ever I play something it always dumps but I have a feeling tesla will work tmrw

>>21599547
there are signs though, they've been all around us all fucking day, now that there are no more signs it's time to pull the rug and wait for the blood in the street.

>tech is gonna dump soon

I sold my Sasol for a 5% loss. Thoughts?

>>21599203
Id rather hang myself.
I do not really like women or want a relationship with them. But I get along just fine not bothering other people with my life choices, nor do I need a community to tell me how great I am or whatever. Im not a woman after all.

SRNE bros...

>>21599613
>if SpaceX is remotely successful
SpaceX is already wildly successful beyond any reasonable expectation. An autistic tech bubble millionaire and his mariachi band are the world's largest space launch provider and offer human transport to orbit. Now they're working on taking humans to Mars in shiny grain silos.

>>21599685
tech will not dump i will buy tesla calls

>>21599685

I almost sold my 2 shares of TQQQ today. I need to put about $200 or so in my checking, but I sold all my Sasol ($430) instead.

I feel like I should have sold the TQQQ instead as it’s so damn high

>>21599648
the rug is in the house though, not in the street right?
or does the official "Big One" rug pull happen on the front porch, right next to the street?

or do we pull the rug on one of the upper stories, then someone falls out of the house onto the street, and that is where the blood comes from ?

>>21596509
0%. I made nothing. But I lost nothing. I am not in any position because this market makes no sense and I cannot comfortably invest in a market that has no business being this high up.
>inb4 lmao stupid bear
It’s better than losing again and again on calls or stocks that dump as soon as I buy them.

BILI still through the damn roof, BABA still near ath, VIX is still flat red...

Looks like President Pump himself can’t crash it now when he tries.

>>21599251
>What if it dumps afterwards like Microsoft or Walmart?
Then you’ll be glad you have shares and cash to buy the dip, instead of options that generally lose value after earnings

>>21599335
>You will lose more money preparing or timing "the crash" than you gain by eventually getting it right.
So I have a chance of making it back by eventually getting it right? Based

>>21599691
good. now put it in tech and get the 5% back.

>>21597060
>very unlikely
The loans would only be 4% or so, let's say 5% to be conservative. Even SPY is highly likely to return more than that per year over a half decade time frame

>>21599685
>2020 AD
>still not understanding that the era of the Boomer Stocks is over
>still not understanding that buying Tesla for only $2000 a share is like finding it on a street
The future is now, get in or slave your life away for a paycheck.

>>21599613
>Implying Musk will ever let dirty retail fucks get anywhere close to touching his space baby
SpaceX will IPO when Musk dies

Im sorry.
*IF Musk dies.
>>21599802
>So I have a chance of making it back by eventually getting it right?
English is not your native tongue, eh?

>>21597303
>Holding SQQQ
They assumed your goal was to lose money and thought they'd help you out

>>21599889
Starlink IPO to raise cash for Mariner Valley Gigafactory is entirely possible, but they'll never open the launch business to the public.

>>21599889
How close is Musk to making anime real? You know he’s working on it

>>21599685
In 2030, TSLA purchases AMZN because its cars are superior to delivering deliveries anywhere in the world. The fabled "Model M" turns out to be a single vehicle. The collective AI of the pooled Tesla Vehicles achieves the technological and AI singularity. Elon Musk fuses his consciousness inside the Model M, achieving immortality as a benevolent overseer to contribute his genius to humanity, now called Muskanity, for all eternity. The truly blessed believers, holders of whole TSLA shares, board the SpaceX genesis ship to create a new TSLAtopia on planets in a far off galaxy.

>>21599079
You can trade options in a TFSA with some brokers like Questrade, but you probably shouldn't trade anything short dated because the CRA may consider it against the purpose of the TSFA and make you pay capital gains on it.

>>21599993
Neuralink will let your waifu exist in augmented reality

>>21599956
Yeah. I heard starlink may IPO at some point in the future.
Any news on that btw.?
>>21597303
>Hold SQQQ
>Lose money
Whats your problem? SQQQ working as advertised
>>21597251
Based
>>21599993
When TSLA hits 10k.
So September seems likely.

>>21599685
It should. But it also should have two weeks ago so I dunno what's going on there. No positions in either direction now.

You did buy TSLA stock and WKHS puts, right?

>>21596353
You're on an anime board

>>21600117
>WKHS puts
Why is everyone so bearish on WKHS lately?

>>21600117
Bought 5 TSLA stocks for the share split and easy buck... now I'm sitting here, can't believe what the fuck happened and I'm seriously considering to just hold them for 10 years and buy a house or something. I'm still young, that would be a nice option for me.

Market rallies till Friday, crashes on Monday.

>>21600117
thanks for buying my worthless naked puts you big dummy :)

>>21600170
because 90% of the time when meme stocks pump they then soon after dump.

>>21600217
>says increasingly nervous bear for the 18th Monday in a row

>>21600170
I just bought WKHS today, but it's quite risky. It seems to me a high risk high reward right now. If they get the contract great, if not it might be fucked for a while. I'm not an expert in the industry at all though, I'm just getting baited by /smg/ memers

>>21599458
>MU
Should I be selling my MU at a loss? I'm inclined to ride it out if things are gonna be down for a while. I dont get how all this statistical analysis shit works.

Can't wait to buy the dip when the correction occurs. The headlines spewing "this is a bull market!" and "stocks have hit an all time high!" is a very telling sign.

>>21600227
WKHS pumped, corrected, and has crabbed along at an incredibly consistent $15 floor for weeks. If it was going to go back to $5 it would have done so already.

>>21600272
WKHS is as speculative as any other company with no revenue, but they have a factory, and product, and a buyer. That's infinitely more than Nikola or whatever.

>>21600224
Don’t be mean to fren and his dog. He’s new here

>>21600323
It was a fake pandemic, Anon. We've crashed out economy because 1,000,000 people died. That's less than a flu, fucking Bugmen Chinks have tricked the world into a full blown panic. Only proves how many bluepilled soifucks there is out there, we had it coming.

>>21596622
Very rude photo

>>21600217
wrong. Crashes tomorrow

Crab????
SVXY????

>>21599889
>English is not your native tongue, eh?
no you said I will lose more money preparing and timing the crash than I'll make from getting it right. Well I've already lost the money from getting it wrong, so now I have to make some of it back by getting it right!

>>21600323
MarketWatch front page is still pretty bearish which is a bullish indicator

>>21600417
When I say dip, I mean TQQQ to 120. That kind of dip. We're never hitting March lows again!

>>21600323
>Price at 100
>"Soon the dip comes"
>Price goes to 130
>"S-Soon"
>Price goes to 140
>"NOW!"
>Price goes back to 130
>"Haha, suckers. I bought the dip."
Every. Single. Time.

>>21600170
>makes a few dozen electric truck a year
>someone memed everyone to believe the US government is going to give them billions
>went from 300M market cap to nearly 2 billion over night
>barely over 100 employees

>>21600417
> < 1,000,000

Uhmm...Its Almost as if lockdowns helped.

>>21599251
It's entirely possible that any upside will be priced in, but you might as well hold through earnings. I can't see NVDA dumping on good news, but it just might not jump 10% like so many other ER.

>>21600460

>Remeber to vote Democrat

>>21600493
kek

>>21600495
they made a whole bunch of trucks in 2017, then spent like 3 years redesigning them based on feedback, and now are spooling production back up
>b-b-but no revenue
So?

>>21600493
This has been my experience talking about my swings on airlines since the crash. Pepper in some fomo buy posters who manage to lose money in the middle to complete the picture.

>>21600532
Only thing the lockdowns did is slow the spread rate and ease pressure on the hospitals.

I wish I could go back ten years, hit myself in the head, and tell myself about selling options. Not even to dump all my money in bitcoin or whatever stupid moonshots.

>>21600328
Do they actually have the buyer? I thought the USPS contract wasnt a sure thing yet.

>>21600272
>Should i be selling my MU at a loss?

depends where you're in at. the way im looking at things, it might be at a good place now to start part of a position. but the question is how do the fundamentals look currently? what news do they have to look forward to in the future?

>>21600457
>delta hedging has never been higher in GEX history

Does that mean they're not going to let it dip, or... are they scared about the new closing high??

>guy on reddit has $8M from investing ($2M in RH, $6M in Roth IRA)
>a year ago he had $250
>he's 28 years old
is this real? how do you not be envious of this?

/biz/ has 90 crypto threads, while people are becoming millionaires with options

>>21600740
Ryder and UPS both have orders, and Ryder intends to resell them / rent them out.

>>21600760
>is this real
probably not but it could be
>how do you not be envious of this
It's literally gambling, buying lottery tickets is mathematically stupid but somebody has to win

>>21600735
I just buy stocks. Help enlighten me.

>>21600740
Ryder has ordered a few of their trucks
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/workhorse-deliveries-begin-as-ryder-offers-the-c-series-all-electric-step-vans-301092845.html

>>21600760
Its probably fake, but are you envious of drunkards buying power ball lotto tickets when they win?

>>21600760
$250 to $8m is like catching like a dozen Tesla/Kodak/AMD type pump from March til now. And going all in every time.

>>21600760
This is a meme trying to convince you that using leverage is ever a good idea

>>21600760
Imagine going to a casino, throwing 250 dollars on the roulette table betting on the 9. Three times in a row. He wins three times in a row.
He leaves the casino after 15 minutes with 11.5 million USD.

Are you jealous? Probably not.
Some people just have luck where there brain is supposed to be.
Someone wins the lottery every week as well.

>>21600760
>keeping $2 million in Robinhood
>probably long and all in on Tesla
This dude will be poor again, I guarantee it.

>>21600760
Fake or paper account, no retailer would have the balls to risk 100k+ on options

>>21599458
Yeah, you're correct to worry about the time frame you choose having a big influence. For example, in the graph you posted: on the time scale given, you have a -2sd cross right at the end there. But if your timescale was only the last quarter of the graph, say the last two weeks, your linear regression would slope much more steeply downward, and the current price might be pretty close to the 'mean' right now. Likewise, notice that if you drew the lines using only the first half of the graph, the trend was much more flat, which would've given you that -2sd cross much earlier, some time last week.

>>21600894
These cost 115k new and they are still diesel
Imagine being WKHS in 2020 not already selling these

>>21600902
>>21600925
I'd be more jealous of a retard winning the lottery than of a rich person who worked for it. If they just won the lottery I think, "That could have been me."

>>21600750
>>21600457
Or wait, is that gamma exposure?

>>21600925
good analogy

>>21600796
>>21600894
Oh sweet, seems good

>>21600925
Imagine waking up in a drunken haze one night in January of 2016. You go to a sports betting site, and you place a triple bet.

Brexit succeeds, Trump wins, Cubs win the World Series.

Instant millionaire.

>>21600907
Not to mention this dude is gonna get raped by capital gains taxes, because most of his money is probably from options.

>>21601088
Back to the Future had it right. A sports almanac from the future would allow you to make the most money in the shortest amount of time.

>>21601136
>raped by capital gains taxes
Well he wouldn't be paying any taxes under capital gains that's the issue. It'd all be considered income and most of it at 37%

>>21600848
Covered calls. You buy a 100 of a stock and then sell a call. Now you are selling lottery tickets instead of buying them.

>>21601136
This seems to be something that all the zoomer day traders forget about. Or maybe they just aren't aware of them because this is their first year trading

Uh the USDEUR is threatening to break below the channel it has occupied since 2008 here.

>>21601152
All you'd really need is having a chart view of the market for the next 30 days. Could turn $10k into tens of millions by the end by always knowing which stock does some retarded 300% rise and the peak to jump off from.

>>21601152
You could time travel between all the most famous bubble and pops, making mad money. Shorting 1929, shorting airliners in 2001, going long on, selling the top and then shorting the South Sea Company

>>21601136
>>21601178
I've never understood this concern. As long as you're aware you gotta pay income tax, I'd rather keep 63% of $2 million than 100% of $250

>>21600760

Who knows. It is possible but super super super unlikely. You have better odds going to Vegas and winning 14 hands of blackjack in a row and going all in every hand.

>>21599728

Hold, man. I'm in the same boat.

How deep are you underwater?

>>21601226
Could mean anything desu

>>21601238
If you had perfect foreknowledge you wouldn't even need some stock to pump, just go in with insane leverage on a normal stock movement. Just knowing "MSFT will be 225 on Friday next week" would be enough.

>>21601238
>Could turn $10k into tens of millions by the end by always knowing which stock does some retarded 300% rise and the peak to jump off from
Sports odds can go to absurd levels. The largest odds sports bet ever won was 12679-1 from a college basketball game. You could turn 50000 into 633 million dollars in the span of a SINGLE basketball game.

>>21600932
Well, with 6M in his Roth, at least he won't be giving much of it to the government or blowing it on hookers.

>>21601088
imagine coming home late one night to find a sweet and beautiful anime tomboy cooking you dinner and mixing you cocktails. You spend all night talking and laughing and falling in love with eachother. You grow closer and eventually get married and start a family.

Instant happiness and satisfying life.

>>21601383
I’m stupid. Is a Roth a lower risk investment?

yesterday i was talking to my mother, while talking to her i aw three dialog boxes in my mind, a good neutral and evil option, just to see what would happen if i choose the evil one, i called her a bitch, she got mad and i say out of the corner of my eye -1 relations, intrigued i immediately called my dad and call him a massive faggot, to my surprise i gained +5 relations and +2 to comedy, without going into ALL the details i broke the law and now the guardsmen are after me. Also i put all my money into TTWO stock

>>21601334
Let's say MSFT will end exactly at $225 on Friday next week. What's your best and strongest leverage to make the most off of that information?

>>21601428
Roth IRAs are tax vehicles structured for retirement savings. Any money put into a Roth is taxed but can purchase many different cash equivalent securities. Appreciation of those securities in the Roth is NOT subject to capital gains.

>>21601452
max out all your credit cards, take a home equity loan, sell your car, sell your cat, and go all in with calls

or if you live in yurp you can get those crazy 100x leverage CFDs

>>21601379
Yeah, but how many of those bookies can pay off over half a billion? Only big dick Vegas casinos

>futures
AAAAAAAAA

>>21601424
I wish

>>21601428
You pay your taxes on the money when it goes in, and it's tax-free when it comes out, even if it's grown dramatically.

It's also a type of retirement account, so there are strict rules about when you're allowed to take it out (age 65 is the main role, with some exceptions).

I'm tired of stocks. I'm only making 60% returns.
I'm going to crank onto Options.

>Futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>21601616
fake news

>>21601659
Yes

>>21601432
based.
I'm holding a call, chasing after one of the unusual activity whales from yesterday

>>21600760
If that's just a karma whoring fake, whatever.
If he just got lucky, good for him, I feel no negative emotions to watch other people make it, it's inspiring if anything.
Focus on yourself and you'll make it too. If he really cashed out that sum, he had to make SOME good decisions along the way.

>>21600760
Good for the guy. Why would anyone be jealous?

Someone always wins a lottery desu

As long as I'm up on my P/L, I'm pretty happy with my plan desu

>>21601596
H-haha cute image haha :(

>>21600735

I’d tell myself to stop wasting 16 hours a day playing morrowind while listening to classical music and jerking off

>>21601008
yeah which is why i say, it depends on what time frame you plan on taking a trade. obviously one on a time frame like 30 D 15m could last for a month or longer, but likewise the trading range would be larger and so ultimately too would be the gains once it reverted to the mean eventually. which is why i've been preferring to scale in and out regularly, when i scale in and usually take half off the table at some point usually based on the ATR, with an ultimate "target" and the option to buy more shares if it dips lower and then sell half again over and over. that way as the price keeps flucuating you're constantly locking in profits and averaging down within the trading range.

i do find it interesting looking at some of the pics i took. seems like the levels for 2 D 5m match pretty decently with 1 D 5m for AMD for example, so that might be a good place to look for levels to scale in at.

this is what i mean by "optimizing", because more or less im just looking for what levels i should be scaling into a position at for the day. i also usually just shoot for going through a series of trades once, especially on whatever morning spike or dump occurs, i don't overstay my welcome since it's harder to do if you're entering positions later in the day where you don't have as much time to wait. of course, if you were willing to hold overnight, that'd be different, but then you'd probably be looking at a 5 or 10 day chart instead of just 1-2.

>>21599335
Imagine reading something so true on Biz.

This is basically all investing is, but for some reason, everyone gotta make it 100x more complicated and turn themselves into dumb money (aka normies)

>>21602436
the main issue is that most people aren't investors or traders, but instead are gamblers. most don't realize that there's a lot of low-hanging fruit in the market, but no they gotta take the high risk high reward shit that usually blows up their account. that's the problem. most people don't have a strategy or any financial education they're just gambling on shit hoping it moons which 90% of the time it doesn't.

what is this "split" I keep hearing about