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my dads a boomer and he’s been trying to day trade stocks for like five years and always breaks even. i told him i would invest in shitcoins for the upcoming bull run.

i owned 10k link and sold under 2 dollars because i’m retarded so i’ve been here awhile.

i want to help make him so money, but after selling the link i left the board out of shame, and now i’m uncertain where to invest. i want to stick with things in coinbase/pro.

needless to say, i’m nervous to invest his cash, but 5k won’t break him if we lose it.

>> No.21591040

>>21590980
Just give her the cheese

>> No.21591082

>>21590980
And these people want at least $15 an hour with mandatory tips.
Tips should be based on service.

>> No.21591130

>>21591040
kek..help me bro’s. i am holding OXT with my own cash right now, but idk if we reached the top and are going to 30c

>> No.21591144

They probably had no idea what she was even saying. Try asking in Mexican

>> No.21591145

>>21590980
I don't get why we even tip waiters.
We don't tip anywhere else?
How did this scam come into place?

>> No.21591151

>>21590980
Uniswap is the answer

>> No.21591224

>>21590980
I just read what you said.
Just swallow your pride and buy link.

>> No.21591274

Reddit

Spacing

Faggot

>> No.21591284

>>21591151
>>21591224
what should i check out on uniswap? the problem with uniswap is it’s all low mcap which is great but high risk. i see the PNK and statera shilling but i can’t tell if it’s post link shills capitalizing on links success or if it’s legit.

>> No.21591299

>>21590980
I only own link, but these are the different shitcoins that I think have value.
Link, RSR, SXP, OCEAN, RLC (maybe)

>> No.21591311
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>>21590980
Just buy PNK. Literally the next LINK.

>> No.21591334

>>21590980
PNK sir

>> No.21591345
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21591345

What happens if you lose it all? You need to have that conversation. Also, what's the time frame?
I'd play it safe. Something like

30% BTC
20% ETH
15% XMR
10% XRP
10% ADA

The rest in shitcoins of your choice. Stuff like Kleros, Decred, Elrond, YFI, etc.

>> No.21591384

>>21591224
>>21591299
>>21591311
thanks. i might go with link especially after the dip we are having right now..

thing is coinbase is going to handcuff me for like 8 days with my funds so i don’t have many options outside of coonbase and time is relevant here because the market is moving fast

>> No.21591426

>>21591311
>>21591334
where can i buy this pnk?

>> No.21591470

>>21591284
Look at your ID.

>> No.21591507

>>21591345
this might be alittle too safe. i want to be moderate to high moderate risk here and he supports that. we are a few levels under buying a presale obviously but anything established on coinbase i’m open

>> No.21591515

If you're gonna uniswap gambol, look into ethverse ($ethv), it doesn't get talked about much here but it's a Minecraft token and has a lot of potential, throw an eth at it

>> No.21591564

>>21590980
how much shredded cheese do i need to fuck a chick like this?

>> No.21591586
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>>21591284
Pnk doesn’t shill they fuck around and act like indians becuase most hodlers are up 15x Statera is paid shills and lacks any substance.

I suggest you DYOR before you get left behind.

>> No.21591587

unironically all in ALGO for best returns

>> No.21591633

>>21591145
so sick of reading this gay faggot opinion. Go to europe and see how much their restaurants cost and how little their waiters give a fuck about serving you. It's a good system this way you're just too stupid to understand it.

>> No.21591637

>>21591426
Uniswap sir

>> No.21591638

>>21591507
All right then, if you had that conversation go wild.

>> No.21591639

>>21591426
Best is uniswap. You can either to go to the uniswap site or go to the PNK site and they have their own uniswap link.

Not sure about V1 or V2 since the gas prices have been fucking high but you can see between the two which you’d like to use.

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>>21591586
This. Pic related. What side are you on.

>> No.21591679

>>21591633
Waiters have been serving me just fine all my life in finland and rest of the world. fuck off fat ass burger.

>> No.21591683

>>21591587
>>21591586
PNK is great if coinbase ever frees my money up in three weeks and it’s not already a moon i will highly consider it. algo is also a great rec especially since it’s on CB definitely might choose this one

>> No.21591688

>>21591384
Get Link then, if you buy Link with Fiat and get locked in for 8 days, that's good. You can't succumb to the FUD going around and you'll be ready to see what happens at Smartcon.

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>>21591586
KEK buying more PNK

>> No.21591691

>>21591564
doesn't matter how much cheese you got it's not enough

>> No.21591693
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10K SIRS REPORTING IN

>> No.21591790

>>21591688
yeah i will. in between link and algo right now with a consideration for OXT possibly randomly hitting a dollar again and the high risk option of PnK if coinbase ever let’s me spend my money.

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>>21591790
Pnk isn’t a high risk option. It’s literally a sure bet winner. All one has to do is buy and wait 2 years. It’s really that simple. But I’m just a random guy on a basket weaving forum. Don’t believe me.

>> No.21592141

>>21590980
Buy the ALGO dip anon. Chart looking juicy.

>> No.21592166

>>21591679
Yes we have fat asses because we are served burgers quickly and cheaply. You've obviously never been here to experience the difference. And nobody would bother going to a restaurant in your irrelevant country to see how good the service is. Try not to kys before the age 30 due to alcoholism and depression.

>> No.21592180

>>21590980
cant go wrong with xrp

>> No.21592220

>>21591082
The worst part is how they want tips for carryout now. I’ve gone to places with a tip line through a fucking drivethru. I just eat at home now.

>> No.21592255

spread your risk.. go for ALGO LEND and SWTH

>> No.21592288

>>21590980
Safex and unironically wait a year

>> No.21592615

>>21591633
>and how little their waiters give a fuck about serving you
hahaha faggot there is absolutely no difference in service.

>> No.21592638

algo almost has a billion token and high mcap. what will make it pump lads?

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>>21590980
>waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas
???????????

>> No.21592772

>>21591284
Don't thouch uniswap bro. I'd go for 50% ETH, 30% top 20 coins and 20% top 200 coins. He won't be a millionaire but if you can 10x his stack he will be ecstatic. That's how boomers work. Anything that beats the markets is good for them.

>> No.21593387

>>21592166
wow, that's really cold dude, I like Fins

>> No.21593541

>>21592772
ok thanks

>> No.21593887

>>21590980
The cheese is hidden in Jamal's foreskin

>> No.21594079

>>21591145
>t. someone who has never worked in the service industry.
It's not a "scam" waiters and bartenders do hard work and don't get paid enough for the conversation and experience a good one can provide a guest. You are either too self-centered or cheap. Or both.

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>>21590980
https://www.standardcryptofund.com/


https://www.standardcryptofund.com/

>> No.21594463

>>21591633
that's because you are a burger anon, the whole world dislikes you