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Give me business ideas

>> No.21591190

>>21591170
Buy fantom

>> No.21591205

>>21591170
lets start a protection racket

>> No.21591246

>>21591170
suck 20 dicks a day for $30 each

>> No.21591265

>>21591170
If you have any excessive terrain
AIRSOFT
Cheap AF
Original licensed replica guns (normies cooming)
Better then paintball time wise and money wise
etc you get the point or you dont, you are entitled to any

>> No.21591269

something like shock collars for dogs but they're strictly for niggers

>> No.21591288

>>21591170
Onlyfans but there's only lonely ugly men.

>> No.21591365
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21591365

create a service that makes it super easy for people to have a private discord that users pay for monthly
it's not hard, discord's api is fantastic
use stripe + discord together and charge 3% per transaction
people login via discord, allow your app that you create (or have made if you don't know how to develop) and choose the server they'd like to charge people monthly for or yearly or once, whatever, and collect 3% + a monthly fee of something like $25
with all the private crypto and private equity/options/futures discord groups, something like this that's easy to use would be very profitable

>> No.21591381
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>>21591170
Full latex bodysuits you put on men with built in flesh lights, like a sex suit.
Perfectly safe prostitution and men will get latex banged by other men for pennies on the real pussy dollar.

>> No.21591386
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21591386

>>21591170
>purchase kneepads
>suck penis
>ask for cash for sucking penis
maybe switch the 2nd and 3rd steps but it's a start!

>> No.21591417

>>21591246
Bigbrained version of this:

>Outsource 20 dicks a day for $15 and pocket the other $15 without sucking any dicks

>> No.21592009
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21592009

>>21591417
even bigger brain:

>create an app which allows people to suck each other dicks for free, while making money from apps and premium subscriptions

>> No.21592206

>>21592009
this. but you gotta make sure you never turn a profit or VC firms will never give you tens of millions of dollars.

>> No.21592873

Here is a serious answer. It's what I did. Buy a wide format printer. U can finance for 350 a month. Get a laminator from Craigslist. Make an Instagram. Hit up artists yelling then u can mak stickers and will send them 100 stickers for an Instagram post. Build your following and post a picture of every sticker or print you make. After 6 months I was making 2k a week from graffiti writers and art fags, and then I landed some corporate customers and now I play Vidya while my printer runs