/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Girlfriend of 4 months is talking about having babies

>WKHS moon mission
WHERE IS THE NEWS?

>>21588749
dump eet

Enjoy free money KODK shorting chads.

>>21588749
>that feel when no gf
Dump her, she's probably a gold digger

>>21588775
Trump's going to tweet about them in 20 minutes. The 750 million dollar deal is back.

>>21588775
WTF HAPPENED TO KODK TODAY

>>21588749
that means shes committed to you retard

Kodak isn't going back up is it

>made at 290
>no link in thread

Thanks for the inevitable splitting, retard

>>21588749
Is it a male girlfriend or a f*moid girlfriend?

WHY IS IT GOING UP SO HIGH? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A P&D.

DID WE MAKE IT, HORSIES?

>>21588854
How many times have you told yourself to not FOMO in.

>>21588774
my guess is a short cover. the 15 support has to be driving short sellers crazy and i assume they want to move out before news is imminent

>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ibypws/they_tried_to_make_me_go_to_reeehab_4m8m/
guys went from $2k in dec to $8M today. god damn

>My two largest holdings WKHS and WTRH are both pumping at the same time
This is bearish.

WKHS news later this afternoon or tomorrow morning. I suggest buying.

>Biz falls for every single PnD
Every fucking one...

SOMEONE MAKE HAPPY FROG RIDE HORSE

>>21588965
You shut your whore mouth I was told KTOV had the cure for cancer. Cancer Jerry!

how do I know that TQQQ isn't at it's absolute peak and will crash as soon as I buy

>>21588911
>2M in a robinhood account
reddithood zoomers are so fucking dumb

>>21589008
Because you're going to do the smart thing and not fucking buy TQQQ right now anon.

>Went to bed with buy orders in place, feeling great and wondering what percent ill be up when I wake up
>Wake up and down ~6% off of what I bought
I need to stop falling for the option trickery.

>>21589008
Well I was to chicken to buy $35 ago and it hasn't stopped yet.

I still have some of my stimulus left over. When are we shorting this crony capitalist scam ponzi market to the ground?

>>21588749
ROI is terrible, tell her to invest into an ETF instead

>>21588911
>to be continued...

>>21588749
Wait until at least long enough that you can be sure it's yours, geez.

>>21589008
Because stonk alway go up

>>21589039
where do you keep your 2 millions?

I hear that it's harder to manage large accounts than small ones. Why is this? Just emotion, or is there a 'mechanical' disadvantage to managing an account when it gets larger? I've been playing with a baby amount for a couple months now and done well, thinking about putting a more substantial amount in.

>>21588911
They will blow it all within the month on another retarded options play that doesn't work out this time.

>>21588812
You think so?

>>21589039
>innovative platforms bad

he'd never even have the 2M in his life w/o RH

My fucking KODK calls are only up 6,200% fuck this gay ass shit.

>AMZN

>>21589123
You can do it right now by shorting KODK.

>>21589163
haters get rekt

At wits end boys... I would like the most violently aggressive option you have in mind

>>21589166
You mean as in owning a large number of different stocks?

>WKHS
One of the "throw darts at a bunch of index cards" stocks I picked back in November when "trying to get my toes wet" with investing, to "get a feel for it". Now I'm beating myself up for only putting such a paltry amount of money into it. Fucking 500%. Imagine if I put $20,000, which I had at the time, into this.

What are the chances this will go even higher, into the hundreds over the next year? Should I bet more $$$ on that, or just sell now and be appreciative of the $60 gain?

SSL is a death sentence

>>21589166
It is purely psychological. I'm in the market but not so much that if I lost everything in my brokerage it would harm my standard of living or future prospects. I laugh with SMG when my shit goes down, it's more fun for me that way. And, at the end of the day, stock trading is all about fun anyway, so..

>>21589166
why would it be harder to manage a large sum of money than a small one? with large money you can take way less risk

>>21588911
Ironically this guy probably does need rehab. He's clealy using options, and the odds that he keeps being as lucky as he already has been is pretty much zero. If he doesn't derisk responsibly, he's going back to mid-five figures, at which point he'll all-in on a guaranteed ten-bagger and then off himself when it falls apart.

So what happened with KODK and why are the news outlets so fucking slow?

>>21589163
>where do you keep your 2 millions?
with a wealth management firm like an adult
>>21589039
>he'd never even have the 2M in his life w/o RH
good. robinhood is a faggots mess

>>21589300
buy 20ish dollar calls for oct 16, at least a couple grand worth

>>21589345
i think somebody fat fingered their order.

>>21589359
ok boomer

>>21589166
not necessarily if you know what you're doing.
psychologically it takes some time to adjust from +/-$50 daily swings to +/-$5,000, but nothing special about it

Leslie Picker is so cute bros. How do I obtain a cutie like that?

>>21589379
can you lose a disproportionate amount of money doing that like you can with shorts?

me love penis is so spooky
me love penis in mah poopy

>>21589429
yes you could lose all of it but it's more likely you'll make 500%+

Odds of a dump once SPY touches 339 again?

>>21588749
Well be prepared for once she say's I'm pregnant to watch your money just vanish. Kids ain't cheap nor is court/lawyer expenses if you end up going that route. You think college is high as fuck now, just wait 19 years, today's bill will look cheap.

>>21589300
you gotta realise there was a better chance of you turning that 20k into 10k if you put in the wrong stock
sure, you missed a chance at more money, but the good thing is you at least made money

Just went all in TQQQ puts. I have over 3728 confirmed trades. Never lost a single trade. I have an ROI of 5,727%. I’m not looking for good shorts. I look for good longs. I shorted TQQQ because every ounce of logic told me I had to. My Mind, body, and soul is in this trade. I have never lost a trade. And I will not lose this trade. The music stops now.

>>21589429
if you want to be less risky buy ITM calls, but you won't reap the same rewards as the OTM yolo chads

>>21588673
I see some of you fuckers fell for the jewish trick again.

i need something to watch besides number
im drinking whiskey and eating chicken

What happened with Kodk today? It shot up, stopped, and is still 18% higher?

>>21589303
Damn I'm glad I sold that shit at $10.
>>21589300
Nice digits. I think you should take it as a victory and ignore the what-ifs, because what-ifs are totally unproductive. You proved that you are capable of identifying and investing in a stock that made good gains, that's a victory alone. Now risk a larger and manageable amount next time.
Specifically for investing now? I own 100 @$7.46 and if it wasn't for interest in putting my money elsewhere each payday I would be buying some every time it hit $15 with the medium-term in mind.

>>21589501
show us your puts please

>>21589501
Jokes on you I'm on TQQQ calls till EOD

>>21589550
Maybe the loan is going through after all?

>>21589501
post puts so i can laugh please

>>21589501
I'm disappointed you didn't take the opportunity to mold your post into the Navy Seal copypasta. Do better.

>just woke up
>last thread people are sperging out about kodak

Did kodak seriously come back to PnD again?

>>21589478
Biden is gonna win so college will be free

>>21589280
naked aug 21st $50 calls on KODK

wkhs please stop going up I want to sell and buy back the dip...

>>21589359
>with a wealth management firm
they exist to rip rich people off and give sub-index fund returns, moron

>>21589650
I'd rather overdose on fentanyl.

>>21589612
Hopefully, but I couldn't find any news about it

>>21589543
watch star trek

>>21589654
When the contract comes in you won't be able to buy under $40.

>>21589705
But how will my bros at the country club know I'm hot shit if I don't invest in mutual funds with 5% expense ratios?

>>21589359
Bullshit spotted. Knowledgeable/edgy enough to post on biz but still pays management fees?

>>21589768
and when it doesn't you can buy at $3

>>21589654
don't worry bro, I'm gonna buy right now
enjoy the dip

>reddit fuck turned 11k into 6m off of tesla
why even try bros
I will never make any meaningful amount of money

>>21589638
Yes and we couldn't have any adult talk because 70% of you asshats fell for it.
GET A REAL JOB LOSERS

>>21589851
wait fuck let me sell first

>be me
>be down $130 for the day three hours ago
>last ditch all-in on horse
>almost broken even

HOOOOOOOOO

>>21589835
It will. Sorry fren.

>>21589550
it dont matter
non of anything matter anymore
just buy pump

>>21589912
too late, it's done

>>21589501
Who owns the most TQQQ shares here?

wkhs stop pumping you're killing my put here

GBTC

I fomod into Tesla at 9:35 today AMA

>>21589855
>I will never make any meaningful amount of money
you could just stop being a pussy and buy TSLA weeklies

>WKHS

Is this DC insider trading?

FUCK I JUST CROSSED +40% AGAIN DUMP INCOMING

SPX is up today yet my s&p 500 etf is down -1%
The dollar must be fucking cratering for this to happen.

>>21589967
Haha me too. In at 1910. Dont really care tho after the split itll be right back at $1000

>>21589855
You won’t if you don’t try. That’s the lesson. Even if you try you might end up like the countless other loss porns

>>21589967
Why not wait until after the split?

>>21589949
Ok bros I'm doing this for all of us, I'm SELLING to deter the bogs after this asshole bought.

>>21589985
Kushner is getting his stack.

>all in upro this morning

>>21589814
>still pays management fees
yes. I'm a sperg with no self control so the best option is for people to manage it for me

HORSE

>>21590000
Digits confirm

>>21590001
It will go up after the split

MICRONAUTS
why is this happening??

>>21589866
But I've never bought Kodak?

>>21590038
You’re not a sperg you’re a lying jelly poorfag

>>21589646
biden isn't going to change a single fucking thing why do you think the two least progressive candidates finally teamed up in the end on the dnc ticket?

>>21590085
buying in soon

Just made 5k on the sale of a car. Looking to put it somewhere that wont get fucked by inflation or random market BS.
VTI is always a fav, but what about TMF?

>>21587978
>>21589914
Fucking knew it.

>>21590102
>you’re a lying jelly poorfag
why would i lie? what do i have to prove?

>>21590088
Why are you asking someone else? Only you would know whether or not you've bought Kodak.

>>21590072
It's also gonna be cheaper after the split

when do I switch from shorting KODK to shorting WKHS? Will WKHS go back up to 19 so I can short it down to 16?

>>21590126
Harris is as liberal as Bernie and she has no morals.

with no USPS announcement, WKHS will sink back to the $15.50 level
possibly by EoD
posting position for proof of genuine opinion

>>21590132
For leveraged ETFs, only speculate an amount you are OK with the possibility of losing. They go down as steeply as they go up.

Three finalists remain to take on the new role as the commonplace USPS truck, according to Trucks.com. The three options include:

Karsan/Morgan Olsen — This is a tall truck vehicle with a wide window display that looks like a mix between a party bus and a regular bus.

Oshkosh/Ford — This is essentially an elongated model of the current mail truck with a slanted front window.

Workhorse — Similar to the Karsan, this truck’s got a huge front window and a wide back area, too.

>>21590170
Which is why itll go up. All that retail money is going to pour in

You guys I just got a nice 22 bagger off my kodak calls, you guys have any more of them 10 baggers? I don't want to waste my time with this shit that doesn't make a fuck ton of money really quickly. I'm looking for like something that's going to blow up over the next few days.

>>21590133
>be me
>be a retard
>be up $90 after being down $130 and counting

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21590239
Youre so annoying my god. Kill yourself you reddit fuck

>>21590201
this is such an overplayed useless advice

>>>/tv/138042376

>>21590191
Good luck anon but I'll stick with hodl forever.

>you just know

>>21590317
it's a great hodl and you'll do well long term
but short term it'll sink again

Postmaster to stop operational reforms because of election scandal news break, WKHS destroyed instantly

aaaaaaaaaaaaand down goes the horsie

When to buy UDOW?

>>21590390
Link source

TIME TO PULL THE RUG

>>21590390
You retards don't understand that the $6.3 B has been earmarked for this for a while.

>>21590413
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-post-office-statement-ex/exclusive-u-s-postmaster-general-to-pause-all-operational-reforms-after-outcry-idUSKCN25E2GI?__twitter_impression=true

>>21590441
Wew lad rip horse niggers

>>21590397
It's the paper hands getting out while it's up. Swing now if you must, but know that it's going back up.

>>21590437
I'm playing covered calls my man, it don't matter to me

>>21590441
kinda feel bad for the guy. when liberal media creates a conspiracy theory it's suddenly acceptable

are you winning cunnybros?

>>21590483
>10% without news
>paper hands
Anyone who isn't a fool will sell today and buy back tomorrow when it goes down.

Brrrrrrrrrrt

>>21590529
That's why I said swing if you must. I already sold off 100 shares of $17. I'll be getting back into it.

>>21590519
cute and funny theta has been increasing all day for me

>>21590390
This is what made the price go up, retard.

>>21590529
lol unless you got in at $4.96 and this pump just put you up to +239%

>>21590519
Just by virtue of merely existing in this day and age as a true patrician of the f*male body I am winning fellow cunnisseur

>>21590507
>russia hoax
>sdny hoax
>corona hoax
>george floyd hoax
>mailbox hoax
How do they keep getting away with it

>>21590566
>$17
Nice, I sold my 50 shares just now at 16.85
Wish I didn't second-guess myself. Nobody ever went broke taking a profit, I'm getting too greedy after being slightly in red the past week.

>>21590441
Is this sort of thing not common in the US anyway during election periods? Here in bongland the civil service has a period of purdah where no novel or contentious things can be signed off until the new government comes in.

Where my WKHS bros at?

>>21588673

>>21590635
Nothing formalized into law, no.

@21590276
if you don't have a 10 bagger for me to load up on can you not give me (you)s?

>>21590441
>>21590480
Why isn't WKHS dumping or did someone with big brains figure out that this doesn't affect the contract?

>>21590635
dont think so, or else this wouldn't of happened. it was more of an unintentional operational failure than a planned conspiracy

>>21590441
Thank god it pumped before this news, holy shit. Imagine the red if the miracle pump didn't happen.

>>21590696
>Why isn't WKHS dumping
are you blind?

>>21590635
yeah well your country also pays a billion dollars a year in silly money to a bunch of inbred pedophiles for no reason

imagine screeching about the "irrational market" and how "another crash" is soon coming and missing out on one of the fastest bull runs in history lmao holy shit

>>21590635
Nothing "novel" was even happening with the USPS. The "removing mailboxes" happens literaly every fucking year, it's just moving them around, replacing them, fixing them. Democrats are fucking demons.

>>21590429
Yes, brother. The age of bulls is over. The time of bears has come

I guess it's. Over kodk bros

>>21590696
It's GOOD news for WKHS, and what you saw was insider trading on people buying in before the news dropped. The FUD holding down WKHS for the past month has been that conservative "USPS reforms" would kill the project. Since those are now put on hold, that means there's nothing standing in the way of the contract being announced.

>>21588673
How are you doing lads.

>>21590300
Considering how naive the original question was (implying there's such a thing as an equity that's not influenced by "random market BS"), it's good enough advice.

>>21590187
Imagine thinking there are two sides when they all share membership to the same type of societies like CFR, trilateral Commission, bilderberg, etc

I bought exactly 1 $16p for horsie.

>>21589583
>>21589501
>show us your puts please

>>21590607
>imposing ur narrative onto others
kys

>>21590729
It's still up 8% on the day dude, what are you going off about?

>>21590696
Operational reforms sounds different to me than awarding contracts to suppliers. That is more of an operating cost, not necessarily a reform per se. so this wouldn't affect the contract process. That's my guess for a rational reason anyway.

In reality the reason it's still up is because institutional money wants in for whatever reason and it's pushing the price up regardless of any news.

I should've held onto my apple calls...

>>21590794
bought 2 $17 p at the peak
WKHS does not have the PR to capitalize on anything
no lasting pump will come until an actual announcement

>>21590786
yup fair enough

>>21590806
>buying derivatives on a leveraged fund
every day this place never ceases to amaze me on how utterly fucking stupid some of you are

>>21590790
I prefer the elites who aren't going to step on my rights and destroy the American way of life.

bought KODK at the top

>>21590729
It's not dumping at all, it's up 7.43% for the day and just slightly pulled back from the top.
>>21590780
That's what I figure as well, that it started pumping as people learned the contract decision will be put off until the Democrats are likely in power which will be very favorable to WKHS.

>>21590880
>deleted

>>21590691
>>21590722
>>21590745
So in any election period the incumbent can sign their successor up for whatever contracts and obligations they want them to have to deal with? That's top kek.
>>21590731
I never said things were good over here.

>>21590880
>>buying derivatives on a leveraged fund
what does this even mean. aren't leveraged funds meant for derivatives ?

JWN a buy?? they report tomorrow and their huge sale starts. It's the clothing retail store that gives me more hope

>>21590890
>>21590790
What the fuck is the matter with you people? Do you not discuss politics enough in your life already that you feel the need to discuss it in a business and finance themed femboy/hucow appreciation board?

>>21588673
DUmb fuckiing retard cheking in, bought NKLA at ~42 and held onto it past 46 AND NOW were rocking a steady -3.74% change (went way down at beginning of week..RIP)

What's the chance it goes back up?

Ik they're a shit offbrand Tesla-esque company, but I cant be the only one who thinks it can rebound... right?

Am I just coping hard or is the schizo spitting sense?

What a good etf to hang onto outside of tqqq. Need something kinda chill. Need a break from trying to actively trade

>>21590950
>clothing retail store
I'm all in.

>>21590928
Sure, but then the president can just come in and nullify everything. It wouldn't be a great look, but as long as it's not unconstitutional they can pretty much use executive orders to do just about whatever they want.

>>21591035
urty and nugt

>>21590984
>What's the chance it goes back up?
Fuck knows, new retail money is retarded
>I cant be the only one who thinks it can rebound... right?
Unlikely, but see above.
>Am I just coping hard
Likely.
You shouldn't have bought into NKLA in the first place. As you did, I would suggest you ask yourself 'is there any reason I would buy this now?' If the answer is no, sell.

>>21591035
$URA is just at the start of long rally

>>21590984
cut losses now

*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*
GET READY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GENERAC:
Any other generator plays like this?
And is the power wall thing part of why Tesla is exploding?

>>21590130
I BOUGHT
more
Fuggg
I hate knife holding...

>>21591250
literally looks like it's just rejoining where it'd be without the lockdowns

>>21591150
why

>>21591150
what's the reason? clean energy esg?

Short USD. Easiest money this week.

>>21591150
There's no volume.

crab day. dollar is till weakening with election coming up

Held WKHS for a week and a half, sold yesterday for a small gain. My timing has been awful as of late.

>>21590928
In theory congress makes the laws and mandates. President oversees the administration of government to do whatever that is.

rodrigo please let kodak go

>>21591382
i bought 450 shares a few days ago at 15 and sold today at 16. Could have gotten more but eh, that's the way it goes.

>>21591382
Got scared yesterday huh? Don't worry you can buy back in at 20 ;^)

is now a good time to get in TMF?

WKHS bros did we just set a new support?

>>21590829
>>21590914
It's bleeding back down to where it was before the pump. The news isn't groundbreaking or anything which is why it didn't tank immediately and it's going to be slow to reach all the investors.

>>21590984
NKLA IS worth $0, they make 0 sales.

I miss the circuit breaker days bros

Soon

>>21591478
you'll find out at 10am tomorrow

I made $37 realized gains off of a WMT iron condor today. What realized gains have (You) made today?

>>21591462
you mean 14.85? ;) I'm a horse believer but I don't think it's going to do anything other than 15-17 until the contract news gets closer. i hope i'm holding shares when an announcement comes.

>>21591512
-$500 :o )

>>21591478
It's the old support from before the media started the "USPS sabotage" conspiracy theory.

>>21591285
>>21591312
> what's the reason? clean energy esg?

>>21591343
Looks like it's been losing value for months

>>21591462
I'm not married to WKHS. Just wanted to swing it. Grats on your enormous nose.

>>21591590
so we still have a 14$ support?

>>21591583
>KODK

>>21591512
Who is this dude? He looks familiar

>net calls
>kodk puts

>>21590187
Wrong. Harris just wants to win. As the brownest person on the ticket, she's got automatic cred with her fellow browns, so paradoxically she's the least likely to pander to their votes. She's very much a centrist ideologically.

Bernie was the exact opposite: a hardcore class warrior who was unfortunately (for him) neither black enough nor shameless enough to get the minorities on his side, despite being the most likely to radically redistribute the economy to death.

Thanks for listening to my /pol/talk, now back to making money.

alright boys you convinced me, loaded up on WKHS puts

>>21591631
that's john
>>21591628
i greeded my homedepot calls and got dicked

OVERSTOCK taking off. All aboard!

>>21590325
Imagine his face in her ass

>>21591050
they sell online too obviously

>>21591742
Imagine Liam Neeson settling for Luc Besson's sloppy seconds.

>>21591484
They just got an order for 2500 trucks
That’s why it pumped 22% last week

>>21591797
Luc Besson is based as fuck. Cocaine will never die.

Why is WDC valued literally cheaper than airlines and other zombie companies fucked by the pandemic? Why is it trading at a 70% discount to Seagate based on revs when STX is already bargain bin priced?

Do people really think data storage is over?

Yes I'm mad, I've watched WDC since earnings, been very careful with entry, finally went in at 35.60 and STILL got bogged.

WORKHORSE BETTER COLLAPSE OR IM GONNA BE ANGRY

>tfw just wanna get gaped by bbc on lunchbreak

Anyone know this feel?

>>21591806
>They just got an order for 2500 trucks
what's the delivery date?

Thats it boys. I’m tired of waiting by the sidelines. I bought AAPL, MSFT, NVDA, some bank and restaurants from my hellhole country which is just reopening.
I’m it all crashes, you know ot was me.

>>21591821
Its all ssd and tape now boomer

We haven't heard from that HX guy lately... I wonder if he bought the KODK pump...

This KODK stocktwits is great rn

>>21591850
You fool, you've doomed us all!

>>21591850
Never post your moves. They now know. Domp eencomeeng

>>21591850

>>21589359
>good. robinhood is a faggots mess
you might as well just come out and say WWAHHHHHHH IM SALTY A ROBINHOODER MADE IT AND IM STILL POOR
fucking faggot

>>21591850
Thank you for your service, anon

>>21591903
wow.... this looks like gnus

>>21591835
I'd like it to crab back around 15.50-16 cause that makes my CC unlikely to be executed but I also want the horsebros to succeed and keep the volatility up so I can keep selling contracts.

>>21591903
>could have bought 100 QQQ and sell covered calls.

Should I buy SOXL now or wait?

>>21588749
Dump 'er

>>21589072
you need to stop trading anything before 12pm

>>21591631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

finally went all in on TQQQ FNGU and SOXL. tech crash incoming

>>21591849
2023
Ok fair enough

>>21591903
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/KODK
>$KODK wait to) tomorrow...Up 400%

yikes

I'm not a zoomer so I don't really understand your technology, but
why can't we trade stocks....
using the blockchain ?
why can't we trade stocks using the tik/tok technology?

Maybe someone should call Lordstown directly and ask if the suspension will affect their contract. Would they be able to disclose that? I would do it but I'm autistic and idk how to word it beyond "I'm a robinhood investor sitting in my house bare ass naked at 2pm, is the stock gonna go up or down tomorrow???"
>>21591806
Theranos had contracts too, you know.

>>21591110
>>21591174
>>21591484

fuCC, getting dunked on by shit companies, ffs

Thx for advice fren(s)

Any idea what happened with SQQQ yesterday? Did some hedge fund really fat finger their order at 5 instead of 25 and lose $1b on the open market?

>>21592001
sorry, i don't speak nigger
fuck off faggot

>>21592060
reverse split

>>21592060
option exercise of some kind.

Penny stocks are the best way to grow <$1m portfolios.

>>21592060

Reverse split.

uhh boys, WKHS is going UP? you said to buy puts, what the fuck?

>>21591989
This. I've literally been waiting because its been on such a fucking rip. Waitinggggg for a down swing. Even a awful day but whole time I coulda just bought and been fine

>>21590441
I'm going to kill myself I hate this country so fucking much.

>TQQQ volume: 14M
>SPY volume: 23M

We’re gonna get rug pulled. Big crash soon

>>21591706
Did you load up, anon?

>>21592042
>Maybe someone should call Lordstown directly and ask
Just called
They do not carry battletoads

>>21592108
>shorting one of two (2) American EV companies with highway certified vehicles approved for sale in california
dumb dumb

>>21592108
Yeah, very weird. I expect it to be down tomorrow when I wake up.

>>21589008
>>21589051
>>21589008
>>21591989
>>21589501
>>21589592
>>21589953
What in god's name happened at 10 am?

>>21591932
Robin nigger is literally the nigger version of a broker.

So you know flashy, loud and useless. I'm surprised it doesn't congratulate you every time you tie your shoes in the morning

>>21592101
Options are better. Similar action profile, but much better overall properties (e.g. limited losses, unlimited gains, can choose leverage ratio whereas not so with pennystocks, an option worth $0 keeps existing and trading, not so for stocks, etc.)

>>21592108
>He forgot it's 2pm

>>21592101
Name a few, I have CLIS, AUNFF, BHLL.

>>21592125
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DELIVER THE MAIL LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE

>>21592101
don't you mean TSLA options

>>21592148
is that low or high or what why is it bad

>>21592172
doesn't matter we're on a direct mission back to the top

>>21592108
>buying puts
Agreeing to take on debt is not how you make it anon.

>>21592211
>imagine being this new

this is really the top, huh. Too many kiddies in here

>>21592125
LOL get shit on bitch fuck you

Did they just pause OSTK. Dafaq?

>>21592153

>>21591903
StockTwits is great comedy. Just constant megacope when a trade blows up in their faces.
>"WAAAY oversold"
>"incoming reversal"
>"I'm not trading. I'm INVESTING."
>"MM wants your cheap shares."

Is AMC a viable option?

I was thinking it over as a friend had mentioned it to me as being viable on the basis of:
- It's opening soon
- they have $0.15 tickets
- and people want to get out of the house and go out
-and LOTS of promos on social media

its approx $5 a share and seems pretty low risk

Whats the chromosome count on this one, full on trisomy 21 or what??

how do you guys find news for companies? every time i go to one of these sites all they say is "yea it went up 15%" like no shit? i wanna know more about the development of the company and products. sorry it might be a dumb question but plz help a poor 18yo bro out

>>21590483
>>21592266
new and willing to learn sir please do the needful

>t. spic

>>21592284
were going back to 130 EOD.

>>21590441
K E K
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>>21592179
actually robinhood is more like a jewish broker, if you want a nigger like broker use TDA, since just like niggers they don't even work.

>>21588823
Virgin spotted, good luck with your clingy Gf goals of 2020

OSTK OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HERE WE GO

>>21589953
I just liquidated. So not me

>Just reached 5.5k
Bros, I’m so happy. I’m gonna make it one day.

I have $5000 dollars i just deposited into my newbie ThinkOrSwim platform from my Ameritrade account. What the fuck are my first moves

>>21592108
Someone put a price target of $100 for the company should they win ALL of the contract. cant remember who. Just saw someone mention it on stocktwits.

>>21592108
$17 puts are a solid play right now
$16 is more risky
$15 would be full retard

i was bored so i took this screenshot of the standard deviation channel on KODK since you guys were so enamored with it today. thought you might find it interesting, using 5 days worth of data. the fat middle line is the linear regression trendline and each line going away from it is +/- 1 standard deviation from the mean.

but hey, it's just tea leaves, right? lmao. i still don't like fucking around with meme stocks and prefer to trade real companies like AMD but just some food for thought since it sounds like some of you guys lost money today FOMO'ing in. for reference, 99.9% of the data should be below that red line which is 4 SD. maybe i'll start gambling a bit on these if they get THAT overextended though, lmao.

>>21592395
buy borger

>>21592395
all in kodk or ktov

>>21592342
Neither do Jews. Labor is for the goyim.

>>21592438
>>21592438

>>21592327
every publicly listed companies has a section of their website with reports, balance sheets, etc., released every quarter. You need to learn basic accounting to read them.

>>21592395
50/50 overstock and workhorse. buy overstock now, wait for the workhorse dip to the 15s.

Lets think it through...

The consequences of liquidity injection by the Fed means stocks will go up as a matter of TINA and inflation hedge. The low interest rates means you can literally take on loans to invest in the stock market and the value increase in the stock will outweigh the interest costs. This is sustainable infinitely and the fundamentals of the stock don't matter at all...UNLESS the fundamentals show the value of the stock to be 0 because of insolvency.

So if there's to be a crash. What's the insolvency event? I think the insolvency event will be with MBS or CMBS. It's simple, plebs can't pay their air bnb apartments and houses. People are ditching the cities because of riots and it being an infection hotspot. City-apartments are the most inflated assets ever, but are used as the bases for credit expansion. These will collapse in value and some bank out there will become insolvent, this will unwind the entire credit bubble. My bet is wells-fargo will be the biggest failure point.

If there is no insolvency event, stocks will rise forever. Interest rates will NEVER tighten because the tightening will cause the collapse. They tried tightening, it nearly caused the collapse and the fed BACKED OFF. Which shows they only respond to the stock market.

>>21592328
I dunno why you replied to me, but what do you need help with? If I had to give you any quick advice it would be go watch InTheMoney on YouTube. It will literally teach you all the basics. If you're new, don't expect to hang around here and make money buying /smg/ memes.

>>21592327
Google news search the stock ticker

>>21592342

>>21592325
Even pre Coronita-chan the stock sucked, didn't it?

I remember buying cinemark and AMC right after the march crash. Bought the literal bottom and that shit crabbed forever. I think I made a few hundred on each but it's a shit stock desu

>>21592179
It’s more like Robinhood is the tricycle of brokers. Schwab is one of those old-times bicycles with the one giant wheel.

>>21588812
I fucking hope so

>>21592569
Say what you will about Schwab, but they are there when you need 'em