/biz/ - Business & Finance

TSLA
AAPL
NVDA
Covered calls.
That is all.

winning

sooo why are there calls for tesla on the 28th if you wont be able to trade then because of suspensions?
Also what is the best call option right now to buy?
Something that goes past split I'd assume?

first for anime

Tsla just broke out of bull flags. It’s still not too late for newfags.


Nvda is also printing money. If you’re not loaded up in these two you hate money.

I can’t sleep
Too much money in stocks, scared of a huge selloff
FML

so many years wasting time on shitty sectors when the answer all along was just
buy tech lol

i wish i could do options in a TFSA..

We want to get rich. What should we invest in?

>>21562782
Realty is life is all about money. You should be scared, but you can't be that scares or you would have bought puts.

what the fuck???

>>21562782
post positions

>>21562720
Yeah bro let me whip out my 100 shares of TSLA

>>21562640

>>21562782
Sell off with covid panic, fed cant do shit, coming out of recession. You’re a bitch with 2$ to invest. The only thing on the horizon is the election but that’s later. This month is clear skies and next month too

>>21562835
stop bragging about being rich

hi i have no money, no job , living in belarus , my life is trash
i need money for food and rent
i can perform any action for 0.5 eth
but nothing illegal like killing someone or killing myself etc

my erc 20 wallet
0xC5199Ab9E5F32bF18151656B3b8b1Cb910cD5Bd1

>>21562822
Reality is he is winning. And you are a loser.

I'm on the verge of selling all of my bonds and bond funds. Is there any good reason I should not go all in on stocks in my brokerage account?

>>21562911
selling at the top kek

>>21562911
Are you a baby boomer? Bonds became a bad investment in 2009.

>>21562808
Yeah..

>>21562828
XOM and RTX kills the man
I got some tech as well but who knows how long that will last..

>>21562720
Bro, one of each of those would cost almost $279k to secure.

OF COURSE i'd take profits on silver the day before buffett announces his entry into gold

>>21562798
If you bought Sleep Country Canada in March you'd be up 119.19%.

Why buy a mattress anywhere else?

Can NVDA hit 570 tomorrow? I need a quick 15%

>>21562822
What’s he buying

>>21562950
>XOM and RTX kills the man
RTX is fine if you bought at $60 or under. XOM should be sold immediately for the loss.

Is Mike Wilson right... again?
>The Case for Higher Long-Term Interest Rates
>https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-wilson

Fuck me I just need to JMIA to go up like $2 like the last time and Im happy. Also overleveraging gold its fun.

>>21562681
Is it worth buying real time order book and running a HFT in NYC?

Thoughts on CUK/CCL?

>>21562985
Was about to sell RTX and keep XOM.. but yeah i should cut the loser

>>21562822
Chad buying every dip.

>>21562822
>Station Casinos
>$RRR

>fucking beyond retarded shit like overstock, or wayfair, or zoom etc go 10-20x since march to now
>buy workhorse at $4
>it dies at $20 and starts crabbing eternally at $15.5
>will most likely not get usps deal and die
i can't win for once in my pathetic fucking piece of shit life. fucking karen moms 10x'd their networth and became millionaires with wayfair without even trying and i've waste months of my life on this stock bullshit game. i am so fucking seething i might as well fucking end it toni

>>21562941
Sadly no. I was naive up until this week but between looking at yields for the past decade, average returns over the long term, and reading some Peter Lynch I think I see the error of my ways.

>>21562852
>You’re a bitch with 2$ to invest.
uhm wat

Why don't you guys register as brokerage instead, of using Robinhood middleman?

>>21562958
Wait for the split silly. Or get 100 shares of something else like TSM AMD INTC BAC or SPCE

>>21562979
RRR I think.

>>21563058
Just cut both. You’ll be waiting years for oil to recover and by then you could have some meme stock up another 200%

>>21562780
>Nvda
>buying the top

>>21563130
H-how?

>>21562822
Wikipedia says his net worth is $1.6 billion. That's like someone here throwing $100 at a stock.

>>21562964
based and comfypilled

>>21563171
>Record earnings this week
>3000 series next week
Lmao ok poor.

>>21563145
Yeah, starting to see that now
Bought NET, already up more than XOM will probably be for a year

>>21563204
except a bunch of it is tied to stock not CASH

TSM BROS
Is this shit looking lik a head and shoulders forming on the (2330-TW, it's on the Taiwan exchange)

>>21563089
>toni
A-anon?!?

>>21563089
>zoom
>retarded
are you subhuman low IQ or what?
What is lockdown?
What is work from home?
What is zoom for office worker?
If you can't do simple fundamental analysis you just go play monopoly and never invest in real life.

>>21563227
Ok I’m going to sell all of my NOW shares tomorrow and take the leap

hi im from belarus my life is fucked no money no job , riot on streets

this is my last hope to survive , my erc 20 wallet: 0xC5199Ab9E5F32bF18151656B3b8b1Cb910cD5Bd1
dont need much just for food , not forcing anyone if u want to help then im really thankful !

>>21563130
Robinhood's $0 commission is ideal for when I want to meme 1000x $0.01 spreads.

>>21563288

you guys ever feel wrong about buying stocks of companies you hate but are profitable? I am a g/ anon who hates FANG but I want those tech monies

FIRST the small fry get super bullish, and the sentiment spiked on the AAII survey, THEN Goldman gets super bullish and says sky's the limit.

What next before it's time for a pullback?

Should I set my trailing stops now?

>>21563322
Naw, idgaf. Money is money

>>21563322
I hate FAGMAN, kikes, chinks and cryptofags. And I've profited from each one of them. Politics or beliefs should not interfere with your decisions.
At least in the stock market

>>21563322
>trading
>emotional judgement
are you a women?
post tits.

Did you sell the NASDUMP top?

>>21563322
That's why the COVID recovery was full of such memes. Millennials *knew* no one would be allowed to fail and everyone would be bailed out, so they said, "I'm going to get my fair share of the crony capitalism gains this time and buy the dip. If you can't be 'em, join 'em."

>>21563351
Wait for the fall covid wave. They can't print money forever

>>21563503
1. They can.
2. Meme flu is pumping shit like Zoom and Shopify.

small account niggas, set your calendar, this will be the only time we will have a chance to collect decent sizes of tesla and apple before it skyrockets back up

>>21563488
Fucking kek this webm

>>21562808
Instagram vs reality.

>>21563585
>TSLA and AAPL split
>Still the same price

>>21563351
The average bearish reading is 30% I’m pretty sure this is near all time bearish for retail

>>21563607
even better. I love the slam pig body type

>>21563694
That’s not even slam pig. She has no features at all. A dumpy looking fake ass sitting on chicken legs with 0 meat. She has a fat face so there’s that I guess.

SPY puts are BOGO right now, might be worth picking up a few, just sayin

>>21563607

Jesus this looks awful. If I shaved all my body hair theres a chance I would only look slightly worse than this

>>21563503
Post email and I'll make you a bet. There will be no fall covid wave. $500 of whatever stock positions you want at the time. People are already congregating together, concerts have started back up in places like Europe, huge masses of people gathering in large crowds in major cities and we've been on a steady decline for over a month now. We're nearing herd immunity, because our t-cells have a pretty good grasp on the sars virus already. It's nothing new.

t. Medical professional

>>21562852
https://www.mba.org/2020-press-releases/august/mortgage-delinquencies-spike-in-the-second-quarter-of-2020

But with interest rates as low as they are, there's subprimes that are signing up for more mortgages as they become "more affordable" so now we're building another '08 to try and fix 2020. Actually I think the Fed is backstopping the loans with their MBS purchases, in either case we're getting fucked silly.

And these delinquencies are the tip of the iceberg. That's just housing, imagine all the Taco Bell workers in the states that financed a new car with their subprime credit allowance that got shitcanned.

We could talk about commercial REITs, too. 26 bankruptcies in the retail sector so far, this year.

Bar and restaurants are still down. Department stores are below their already poor moving average. Gas stations are still sitting at -16% YoY. Clothing -21% YoY. Car sales down 8% YoY. And most every institution in the consumer sector suffered massive downward spikes.

>>21563322
>emotions in stock trading
nah, thats for weak hands

>>21563815
post it bb

Why isn't Burry shorting the housing market again?

>>21563815
She looks fucking grotesque but takes in 6 figures a month because she Photoshops every pic and fucks influencers and rappers.

She has no features at all. Pancake ass that had to be stuffed full of plastic, 0 tone , definition, or even fat meat anywhere. Her face looks like a 45 year old aunts lol. She’s legit a millionaire from Photoshop and fucking so I can’t knock the hustle. Her body is absolute trash though.

Anyone here tried to get the CFA? Any thoughts about it? Did you think it was worth it, did it replace a degree for you?

>>21563837
So what you're saying is...

DAMNIT NOT ART VAN

>>21563607
I've seen a hell of a lot worse. I'd be stupid not to hit it. 8/10.

>>21563996
He’s shorting the NASDAQ now

>>21563234
RTX will recover quick. XOM will take longer. But hey you want to sell them both. That's up you.

All banks in the red this week

What do?

>>21563999
This is the shit man. Whores like this have people thinking that these body types are possible, even if difficult to achieve. It just does not happen.

>>21564080
I'm phone posting atm

Post proofs for my lazy ass?

>>21564043

>>21563741
OH come on. Just a bad angle. She looks like a 10 from the front. Kind of interested in a rear shot now.

>>21564136
fake ass instantly makes the girl a 1/10 sorry

>>21564094
True. What’s even funnier is she’s had
>ass implants
>tit implants
>2 liposuction sessions
>multiple facial plastic surgeries
>Botox bi weekly
>Pounds of makeup and hair extensions
And she still looks like that. Tens of thousands of dollars worth of surgeries to look like a lump of mash potatoes in a wig stuffed in swim suit.

>>21564212
>>21564136
Yeah it is fake. Still would bury.

>>21564230
and
>probably looked multiple better before all of this

>>21564043
I worked for Art Van

AI compute is a good investment

>>21564253
This is the anime succubus aesthetic and it quite literally will never work for 3D whores

>>21564092
Well prior to this week I had 700 shares of Citi and a small covered call I sold. Monday I bought 300 more shares and this cheap $48 October option. So load up on the banks my man!

>>21564253
Whoever edits her pics is making a killing with the shoop levels of a Pajeet off Fiverr. The pics are so sloppily done with blur and trace lines, not to mention the proportions are just comical. I can’t hate on her for making a killing off it though.

thoughts on TDOC?

I fucked up and had to wait to avoid a wash sale, is a target price somewhere around 17 pie in the sky for CLSK?

>>21564366
I don't see that much shop work done. Like this basic airport photo isn't much different.

Who's still holding WKHS? How long are you holding? What do people think the likelihood is of them getting the contract?

>>21564405
>wash sale
>ptd rule
>paying taxes on savings gains
burgers are so fucking cucked lmao
sure, you have some "commission free" new brokers. but lmao paying 40% taxes on your savings getting gains. money that you already taxed for.

>>21564450
Good enough for this fat pig

>>21564462
Zero percent given they are up against Ford. Then again President Biden might push for electrics.

>>21564253
Same

>>21564043
>>21564317
I bought my couches and table at Art Van...

>>21564212
>>21564253
I don't see the point of a fake ass except to look at
I want my girl to have a real ass so I can grab it roughly and she can really feel it

>>21564462
Still holding, I'm confident that it will work out for them. looking for an out around 22

>>21564494
What country are you from? So I can laugh at your capital gains tax and wash sale rules.

>>21564253
>>21564450
I'll be honest with you. I've seen normal girls that look better. The face is just way too plain.

I'll stick to my 2D waifus and buying Bili Bili to support 2D waifu technology

>>21562798
But you can its called Questrade or Interactive Brokers

>>21564494
Answer me faggot bitch.

Do u knoe da way to da stock market brudda?

>>21564541
in my based country, i pay 1$-$5 max commission, but we have zero trading rules, zero limits and don't pay taxes on any sort of gains small or enormous. and i can trade nearly any countries market :^)

>>21564450
My God that is a woman. Pump and hold, reap dividends and gains.

>>21564497
the horse will make it, pardner

>>21564450
Going to let you in on a secret that will ruin your perception of thots. Take the photo and upload it to a site that offers free filters.

The dark black in this pic with the jagged edges are all shooped areas. This chick is a gigantic fraud with shit genetics and a shit body.

>>21564547
Maybe you are Chad then. Because the normal girls in the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania area are ugly as fuck.

>>21564497
>up against Ford
>in an EV bid
Buddy ford is at least 10 years behind even Nikola in that market

>>21564450
>>21564622
To go a step further, her face isnt jagged because face tune is pretty damn good to conceal shoops. Thots with just facial filters will show up just like her body.

The bold, jagged, and thick black lines are all edits.

>>21564622
Biz on the right. Also your analysis a shit.

>>21564497
It's getting doled out piecemeal with a 5-7yr window and there's already a bill to push ZEVs alongside a 15 state MoU rife with plans to subsidize public vehicles (read: USPS). CA approved it for the HVIP program, CARB has $1bn in funding to issue vouchers worth $50k a piece (read 1 WKHS C1000). On top of a $7.5k subsidy for EVs issued by the Federal Government.

So yes, they'll be getting a large portion of the contract.

>>21564622
how stupid are you? those are the areas that have the highest contrast between pixels, it doesn't mean jack shit. you are literally just running an edge detection filter on it

>>21564528
Yeah I'm in the same boat. Got in at $4.96 and missed the first spike up but I think another will come. Dwindling volume lately with steady selling, could pop up again

>>21564622
I don't get it. The kids she shits out will have latent potential to be physically formidable.

You're just a Homosexual that hold everything to the high standard of anime feet.

>>21564702
They are just try hard to support their argument. I think most of us have seen true photoshop analysis where they show edit lines using that filter.

>>21564737
Whats the argument? She looks like shit without Photoshop which is facts. The pics youre posting are simp level delusion if you think they're not heavily edited.

>>21564766
That one was not edited and your making a big deal out of who cares.

>>21564639
What are Pittsburgh demographics like?

Texas towns away from the urban nigger metropolitan areas has your hot, white country girls.

They eat/make home-cooked meals and aren't fat af since they're always doing outdoor things, traditional and well mannered but can also party.

Texas is why I'm balls deep in oil stocks too.

Is a target price of 17 ideal for CLSK?

>>21564788
You're a damn fool if you think thats not edited but ok whatever.

You're all going to horny jail.

Dare I say that this thread has been sliding al this time.

>>21564805
Demographics are basically whites and black with the Jewish and Asian in certain spots. Overall our black population is low, but In the poor area I'm in it is high. The richer white areas have few blacks and great public schools.

>>21564494
You pay taxes on (realized capital gains - realized capital losses).

>>21564850
the luck and randomness is the only reason I bother with this shit

>>21564836
I only get like this when you're around babe

>>21564462
Sold today, the FUD got to me. Made 300% on it though so im over it

>>21564819
that's plastic surgery you massive shitbrained donkey
>>21564899
nope i'm not in burgerland

>>21564850
trying too hard to be funny

literally buy stuff that starts going up and sell when it starts turning around why are people so fucking stupid on this board?

Behold, the greatest indicator.

Remember the 2nd wave is real and it will crash the markets

>>21564600
Sounds like Africa or the middle east.

>>21564975
What am I looking at

>>21564986
why does that man have an ear ring

>>21564986
Holy fucking based

>>21565024
I think they call that a gauge. Where they put circular pieces of metal in there.

>>21564897
My brother works for an oil company and they sent him to Pittsburgh to do a bid/estimate. He told me everyone there looked miserable and it was boring and cold af.

He did mention women were ugly now that you mentioned it....

His boss' recommendation was to go to the local Chilli's and get drunk nightly since that was the main fun thing to do there.

He was glad to be back in Texas when he came back

>>21564975
So what your telling me is that google is a google's "trending" is a good indicator of the market's direction?

>>21564975
What are you trying to say

I heard a walmart associate talking about options trading today
pretty sure we top out in a few months

>>21565086
Perhaps it's synchronicity. Don't doubt it.
I doubted it and sold 69 shares of CLSK at a loss. This being said...

Is a target rice of 17 logical for CLSK?

>we’re not in a bubble bro

>>21565070
There are some cute girls. Just hard to see given that the population is pretty old. Your brother though picked a bad time to come if it was cold. Certainly more lively with warm weather.

>>21563837
I'll agree that commercial real estate is on the brink of dumping in the very near future (online and big box retailers are killing small businesses who aren't able to pay their rent and by extension investors who rely on that rent are getting absolutely fucked). However lending has tightened up considerably on all forms of loans, subprime lenders aren't getting money right now, not since the bank audits and the Fed slapped the banks around a bit and took their toys away (stock buybacks and C suite stock handouts). We haven't seen lending this tight since the great financial crisis which could in theory lead to a very real crash that will make March look like a blip on the radar. The US is a debt based economy and if lending slows down then we're in a world of economic hurt.

Personally I'm holding cash and crypto (will convert crypto to stable coins in a month or so depending on market action) and exiting the few stock positions I have left. If I make a stock play it will be short term swing trading.

>>21565081
Buy the fucking dip.

>>21565162
I'd say so and as high as $19, but the timeline isn't clear and it's too volatile at the moment and stresses me out.

>>21563488
>>21563597
>later in the parking lot when nobody's around
seriously dumb to do stupid things like this for those 5 minutes of fame on TikTok or wherever. all it takes is someone having one bad day.

is the fed going to keep interest rates low forever

>>21565275

>another round of newfags that unironically aren't even aware of the march crash coming in here to say we're in a bubble
smg is so shit now

>>21565275
Well the people buying gold are betting on inflation. Well the people that are buying gold that aren't just doing a ponsi. If inflation ramps up high then the fed will increase rates.

When is the silver bubble crashing?

>>21565342
>aren't even aware of the march crash coming in here
What are you saying? Where's your punctuation?

>>21565416
I don't know. I'd like to see the data on how exactly JPM shorts silver and what that means and where to find this data.

>>21563322
when you buy stock, none of that money actually goes to the company, it just goes to someone who bought the stock before you

>>21565416
Zoom out.

>>21565650
You don't think the company owns its own stock?

>>21565342
Are you disputing the universally accepted and objective fact that there will be another dip/correction in the next 6 months? Sounds more like you've only been here since March and any bearish talk makes you cranky.

SQQQ 26 EOD

GBTC

Finally the world's greatest housing crash ever is coming.

>>21565769
I’m going to own one of these if I make it

>>21564622
Based. I dont need that to see it though. For example tell me quickly any of you is this picture of her shopped?

Ill post the answers soon

>>21565954
Yeah the boobs are. You can see on the left and right sides.

>>21565991
Her right arm is floating at the elbow. Her right.

>>21565954
Part of her arm disappears super obviously at angle that doesnt make logical sense is a big one.
Jagged edges around her legs
Random thinning throughout her arms
Face blurrier than the water splash...which is likely moving at a higher speed than her but some how similar quality maybe a bit better

>>21565991
You can tell by the pixels

>>21566062
Based you caught that one. Yet some 4channers deluded that she aint getting her stuff shopped at all. Wonder if she's ugly without the photoshop.

>>21565222
You're an idiot

>>21566102
You missed her left bra strap. On her side. It seems to dig in wrong and the blur line changes around that area.

>>21566069
Oh yeah if any of you didn't notice her right arm is noticeably larger than her left arm

>>21564928
>that's plastic surgery you massive shitbrained donkey
>>21566069

>>21566146
No one thought she didn't get her stuff shopped at all. We just thought the airport guy was doing it wrong.

>>21565889
Oh?
Did the Fed say they’re going to stop buying MBSes? Did trump say “just kidding, we’re not extending forebearance”??

Is that moron who tried to tell me nickel wasn't a good investment around?

It's not too late to get in, dummy.

What are good states and cities for a recovering hiikki/neet nogunz who wants to be a functioning human with stocks and guns and pussy?

>>21566141
Didnt get everything just did a quick once over.

On the pic posted by the other guy an obvious tell is the size of her butt extending further than the other especially when camera angle is taken into consideration.

Jeeez yet somehow I'm unemployed. Cant get a low end tech job even though I can work with pcs and program (dont want it long term just for money), artwork related in the realm of photoshop (I can photoshop better than whoever she's paying eg 2 different locations spliced together colorization and matching to make it look like they're in the same place without obvious hints of jagged edges or blur marks all while maintaining HD quality), higher level office work (i ended up becoming the go to guy on how to do stuff...for my former managers who got paid up to about nearly twice as much as me...and couldnt even get the interview for the position i was knowledgeable on and basically did the majority of before the former person retired, and someone with no experience got it...who I partially helped understand the job)

now im a bit irritated

>>21564850
90 IQ and 120 IQ win the market, as always. 110 loses all and cries the entire time that it doesn't make sense and ought not move in the ways it does.

>>21566208
I actually saw another article that says this is positive because last month it was 3.7 million in forbearance. Now it is 3.6 million. Made me laugh.

>>21566193
Kek didn't think of that. Was just focusing on the guys who seemsd obsessed with her attractiveness (which she might likely still be even with the shopping)

>>21565024
he's a nouveau homosexual man

>>21566320
Does not matter where you go when you talk like that. You'll always be disgusting on the inside.

>>21566357
OH wagie...

>>21566309
Zoom out, retard.

>>21565889
Explain what this means for my REIT stock that rebalanced to the point of returning to pre covid earnings besides the possibility of its stock price crashing due to other reits crashing all while possibly having a great dividend even though the stock price is low (id go hard asf on that stock at this point, they survived 2009 and dividends went back to normal soon after)

>>21564850
>>21566361
>sub 90 IQ buying calls and puts
>over 120 IQ selling calls and puts

>>21566477
>Implying that's a bad chart
>No mention of nickel market fundamentals or any idea of why the chart looks like that

Please, brainlet. Don't even try.

>>21566543
Damn right. Winning!

>>21566519
REITs = FUCKED.

>>21566422
xD I'm a neet at the moment. Have been unemployed this entire year...am considering retail, fast food, or warehouse work at this point.

can you midwits please stop trying to arbitrarily categorize trades? it's embarassing

>"cash available to trade"
>can't trade with all of it
>have to wait for the funds to settle and for it to match the amount

am I retarded

>>21566409
>when you talk like that. You'll always be disgusting on the inside.
Uhhhhhh what part of my post gave you enough information to pass judgement on the way I “talk”?

>>21566544
Nickle itself is a terrible investment. I'm assuming you mean nickel mining companies but you're too stupid to form coherent sentences.

>>21566643
>>21566643
ur trades = bad
my trades = good
it isn't arbitrary it's just the facts love

>>21566654
do you have margin?

Isnt it a bit weird how few good traders there are?

What indicators do you niggas use to see how far out you should sell covered calls?

>>21566736
I don't, but if it says it's available to trade with then I should damn well be able to trade with it now rather than wait for it to settle

>>21566754
indicators?

>>21566754
Also sorry this isn't the real LCI guy, his trip is #buylci

>>21564253
Photos are just fantasyland for people who can only cum to the “very highest genetic stock” and shit pretty much.

Would SOLY be a good long term hold? They have a product which will be an alternative to tattoo laser removal which may be popular with the roasties once they hit the wall and want to find husbands

>>21566676
You're wrong.

For reals bros...
Give Mike Wilson a listen and let me know if he's a lunatic.

>>21563503
>Wait for the fall covid wave. They can't print money forever
what the fuck are you talking about?
Did you not hear Jerome say he has infinite ammo?

How to deal with having a one dimensional iq? Aka 0.001% in one area and avg elsewhere. Extreme preme here

>>21565363
>if inflation ramps up the fed will increase rates
Have you never seen jerome open his mouth. They won't increase rates. They can't afford to pay back china on the bonds for one, but it would also be political suicide for trump and the end of jerome's job.

You will see $10 bread before you see 2% interest rates.

>>21567401
No

Ull see cheap bread and tuition double. No one is taking cheap money and buying milk and eggs with it

Better get started a couple months early to identify all those wash sales I have. This shit sucks. Fuck day trading.

>>21566794
I don't know why anon. i'm a brainlet when it comes to that stuff but i think the reason you can't trade it all because they can't skim shit off of you.

>>21567478
The effective result is that entry rung to capital gets higher, but everyone already aboard enjoys the rise.

Byproduct is indebt people get helped slightly but its mostly rewarding capital at risk

>>21567538
Why isn't Fidelity on this list?

>>21567630
because the article was about robinhood and they use a few brokers as comparison. thats why not every broker was on that list

>>21566543

>>21567538
The difference between robinhood and schwab is hilarious

>>21566736
If you're not trading with a margin account you have to wait until all funds are settled before you can use your cash again.

>>21567751
But Fidelity is the biggest broker. Too big to compare?

>>21567994
not sure. you can read the article if you're bored as fuck.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/13/how-robinhood-makes-money-on-customer-trades-despite-making-it-free.html

Good night /smg/. I hope I wake up to a blood bath tomorrow.

>>21568140
Good night. Tomorrow will be green. Except for tech. Tech might be red.

>>21564850
Airlines, cruise lines, oil, and casinos were THE midwit traps of the year

How much money is ‘making it’?

>>21568359
Making it is a state of mind.

>>21568359

More than what you have.

>A friend is texting me wanting me to tell him which WKHS options to buy
Jeez luis guys, pls stop memeing it it's impinging on my reality
>>21567196
>Mike Wilson
I'm watching a vid of him on CNBC talmbout 3700 spx. Doesn't sound so unreason'ble, interesting he's saying that would be borne off the backs of earnings. Kinda wishy washy on low interest rates n the fed but what's he gonna do shit on them on live tv?
>>21568140
Sleep tite!

>>21568670
WKHS is reality

Convince me not to hedge $10000 on TQQQ naked puts at the end of this week

>>21568359
One million is enough to provide retirement and a upper class standard of living for everyone who isn't retarded and can manage to live off their return instead of blowing it on all dumb shit. I think that should be the default made it amount.

Why am I still holding USD?! You fucking mutts tricked me into buying your worthless stonks. REEEEEEEEE

>>21568670
sorry I was referring to his view that long term interest rates are underpriced:

>>21563003

>>21568670
>>21568810
I don't know anything about autos. What's the deal with this meme? What's the auto market looking like? Is electric a meme and if not who's got the big dick energy?
Help me get rich anons

>>21568934
IKR? burgercuck dollar weakness is cucking my shit up as well.
then again i converted a lot at around 1,18, i don't see EUR going to 1,40 in the long term, but fall again.

>>21568971
Do not buy any car companies. Only buy TSLA. Everything else is shit.

Holding Nuance and Cerence atm. Up 88% and 224% respectively. Seem like quality machine learning applications

>>21568816
Now is ripe time to buy some puts

>>21569029
I hate automobiles
I love trains
Fuck Elon

>>21568957
>long term interest rates are underpriced
Huh now that's interesting, I haven't really considered that, pretty hopeful if true. I like the part where he points out how unprecedented fiscal policy is going right into the real economy, I was listening to George Gammon talk about the m2 money supply and how the fed is playing a crafty shell game with securitized loans, I don't fully understand but it lines up. I'm not sure if he's right obviously, but then I base my thesis that interest rates will go negative on a scary dream I had
>>21568971
WKHS is in the running for a silly contract from the USPS to upgrade their whole fleet of mail trucks. If they win that'll be a shocking amount of money going to a smol company. They're competing against F and some weirdo Turkish company

>>21569150
Trains suck tho.

What are some good options for the upcoming splits? $AAPL 2020-09-11 C $530?

>>21569224
Nah, trains are based af

>>21569215
Oh that's the contract earlier anons were talking about eh
I love me a nice gamble. Maybe I'll waste a few bucks on them tomorrow and cross my fingers.

>>21562835
>100 shares of Tesla
Buy a call and you can write a call against that. Google "poor man's covered call"

I am drunkenly yoloing the last $1000 I have in 8/21 calls. I got notice from my parents that I need to move out in 3 weeks and this is the last of unemployment money I have as I've been paying the electric, internet and phone bills. I was laid off from my job working for construction/electric utility crews due to covid and can't find work. Now with my stem mother and her family moving in I have to leave. I'm 22 and my money is better spent on an all in than malt liquor, cigs, and government housing.

>>21568879
It doesnt cover emergencies, so more like 5 for security

Some of you are alright. Don't go to the market tomorrow.

>>21569397
Good luck anon. Sell your plasma and your boipucci.

>>21569397
You're young, just do some traveling the best way you can. It'll be the time of your life. When I was 18 I left home on the US east coast with 50 bucks and ended up traveling all over the western half of the country. Lived in the California desert for a while, lived in the mountains in Colorado, stayed in Phoenix AZ and partied, went up to the pacific northwest for a while. Messed around in the Joshua Tree national forest when I went back down to Cali. Met a bunch of women and cool people. Now I'm grown up and responsible with a lot more money but given the chance I'd probably trade it all to go back. Thanks for reading my blog

>>21569352
>leveraged covered calls
I knew this was possible but I dont know if my broker allows this. Maybe I will try it on SPCE? Was just going to buy 100 shares but perhaps I can by some ITM calls instead.

>>21569842
They should, it's just a limited risk diagonal spread. The only thing that makes it special is the long calls should be deep ITM LEAPS if you can afford it. Otherwise, just buy closer and less ITM as necessary. The short calls should be no more than 30-45 days to expiration and OTM. Even Robinhood lets you do this

>>21562888
JANNY DO YOUR THING

>>21569397
So...What did you do to make them kick you out?

>>21569961
My mother in law's children need a place to live, and since I'm done with trade school and "should be able to get a job", I'm getting kicked out

>>21569397
That sounds pretty sad, but what did you do to your parents? Are you an alcoholic?

>>21570066
I am white trash so we're all alcoholics

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21570094
It'll be okay

shll bros 1 billion marketcap eod?

>not hedging your Kong’s by buying SPXL puts
How do you sleep at night?

>>21570094
Start going to church.

>>21570286
>Kong’s
Jesus Christ fucking iPhone LONGS

>>21570061

Is there anything else? Sounds like there's something missing here. You can trust us

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

PREMARKETS SHALL OPEN IN 22 MINUTES.
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

I'm going to bed.

AKER anyone?

>>21570397
Sleep tight! Futures trading a normal range even tho it looked like they'd extend the range down there for a minute. Burlington Stores is up, I heard they used to be a coat factory

>>21570286
benzos

Another EU crab day

Buy one TSLA before the split good idea or no?

Big5Goy said MO was going to 30 but it only went to 31. lol what an idiot

What should I do with my red netflix bags?

>>21570326
Yeah, my ex girlfriend who my was my high school ""sweetheart"", who had moved in with me in HS due to abusive parents now lives with other parts of my family and now she is constantly trying to undermine me and my standing with my family because I fell out of love with her and had a nasty breakup. I think you get the point.

>>21570503
Hold them

Guess I'm gonna stay up for premarket this time. This is fun sometimes

why cant we have an options general lads ? :(

>>21570481
TSLA has been divorced from even the most drug induced bullish cases at all tied to anything resembling fundamentals since June.
It is 99.9% a euphoria play.

>TSLA continues to moon
how the fuck am I supposed to get more shares now?

>>21570510

>>21563236
so?

>>21570397
>https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket
thank you sir
and a good thump to you too

>>21570572
damn I love Mr. Smith, and in a good way

>>21570543
Buy fractional shares. I have 1.4 shares, soon to be 7 shares after the split.

>>21570572
It's wmt calls 8/21 by the way

>>21570720
there are literally no brokers in Germany that offer fractional shares, I'd have to send my money to britbongs for that, which I certainly don't want to. I don't even know if I should get in pre-split or not at these prices

>>21570780
open tastytrade fellow eurofag,
t.swedefag

>>21568140
God, I want Vivio to be my daughteru

>>21562681
what cheapies are you buying? for me it is WDC and MU.

>TSLA already up 2%

Wew lad

guys.... what the fuck happened to SQQQ

>>21570963
Probably a glitch but what pattern is this?

>>21565416
All depends on the relative attractiveness of other assets

>>21570963
Don't worry, Andy, no one saw you dox yourself.

new

>>21571160
>>21571160
>>21571160

>>21571137
that's what i get for a multi-day adderall binge fren, luckily that's not my legal name, but still a dumbass move

>>21570963
hi Andy

>>21563263
Zoom's stock price is riding purely on hype. Its valuation has jack shit to do with fundamentals: ridiculous 1565.59 P/E ratio, no strong moat, huge amount of competition, poor security, etc. Only a small amount of companies are allowing working from home. Most users aren't paying for the service.

>>21566146
that's her jerk off arm obviously. when she untucks.