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Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:05:27 2020 No.21561176 [Reply] [Original]

>the year is 2029
>receive court summons for microaggression misdemeanor charges
>arrive at court only for my hearing to get rescheduled
>”sorry anon, we will have to take your case online due to COVID-29, it simply takes too long to hear every case in person since we have strict sanitation protocols”
>log into the website given to me by court
>the website features an unusual shade of purple
>huh
>judge’s name is Karl Ermit
>hm
>judge logs into the video conference call
>he has an unusual walk... slowly shuffling, nay, almost hopping into view
>oh no
>it’s a fucking frog in a wig
>suddenly I can’t stop shaking
>oh no no no please no
>”Anon we have reviewed your case and it seems clear that you shouldn’t have complimented that young lady on her penmanship. She felt uncomfortable by your insinuation that cisgendered women inherently have worse handwriting than people of different gender types.”
>”The jury sentences you to ten days in a socialization readjustment camp.”
>”Or you can simply pay 5 Kleros for us to pay the jury for their time and we will write this off as a warning”
>mfw I should have listened to /biz/
>mfw I didn’t do the needful

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:06:59 2020 No.21561238 File: 96 KB, 628x594, purplegreen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21561176 uniswap sirs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:07:38 2020 No.21561264 >>21561176 this is better than the pajeet fud

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:09:58 2020 No.21561352 File: 1.27 MB, 1280x720, 1597706217220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21561238 Such good freinds ont his board

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:11:00 2020 No.21561398
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>>21561176
For the henious crime of voting for Donald "Cursed-be-his-Name" Trump, the court find that the only suitable punishment for you is death. Guards, take him to the gas chamber.

>>	sa.ge Mon Aug 17 22:12:05 2020 No.21561446 File: 430 KB, 1224x1632, Salvia_officinalis_sage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21561176 Kill yourselves paid marketers, sage in all fields

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:14:31 2020 No.21561536 File: 3.14 MB, 1600x1299, dance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21561446 no no paid marketer sir, you can purchase the kleros coin on uniswap and we will do the banghra dance together in profits sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:16:08 2020 No.21561609 File: 378 KB, 641x465, 1597446813409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21561446 Would a paid marketer know that announcing sage is enough to get you banned? Reported. I will see you in Kleros court

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