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Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:40:08 2020 No.21558014 [Reply] [Original]

>The year is 2028
>1 PNK = 1 PNK
>anybody who owned at least 5k PNK was a member of the new world government judiciary
>The Decentralised Dictatorship of the NEETs
>3 years into the height of the 'Kleros Terror'
>of course you'd never dare call it that in person
>you remember what happened on the day you were seized
>The day Ranjeet Daliwal, head of the Tranny Chekha arrested you personally
>you'd crossed a prominent a digital oil baron
>all you'd managed to mutter was 'Me? What for?'
>you'd gotten too cocky, you were used to your linky stack meaning you got things your way
>you could have been part of the new world court, but you'd sold your pinkies at $1 hoping to buy back in
>how could you have been so stupid?
>'THE ACCUSED MAY RISE'
>the booming voice of that accursed frogs pulls you out of your self pity
>'Anon Feels, the kleros court finds you guilty...by the power invested in me by the most esteemed stake holders, I hereby sentence you to'
>here it comes you think, 10 years in the gulag. And for what? Not investing in a tranny SJW pajeet judge judy scam coin?
>'BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD'
>your world collapses around you
>somebody in the crowd yells out that phrase, the one you should have remembered all those years ago
>'SWING PINKERS GET THE GALLOWS'

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:41:56 2020 No.21558074 You can stop making threads about your SJW cuck coin with no real use application. Also your coin has had zero movement so it doesn't warrant the amount of shilling your doing. It seems unnatural and cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:42:33 2020 No.21558110 File: 967 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200805-164415_Clover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:44:09 2020 No.21558169 File: 29 KB, 400x400, KLEROS_CEO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558074 Forgot Pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:45:25 2020 No.21558232 >>21558074 Shut the fuck up no pnker

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:45:31 2020 No.21558236 File: 115 KB, 450x702, pnk 4chan neet juror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558014 based judge poster

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Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:50:23 2020 No.21558441
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>"Anon you may enter the chamber"

Neet visibly shaking his autistic dandruff everywhere

>"We see you own 10,000 PNK, if you just stake 7500, we'll make this little mistake disappear"

Anon thinking "fuck that, 7,500 PNK is 8 years of living expenses"

SJW police hold him down and forcibly snatch his wallet out of his hands as a crowd of jurors are about to set him in the guillotine

>"Anon are you suuuuurreeee?"

>Anon gives up his metamask catch phrases and mutters "Uniswap sir"

sad reality, this is why 10K is a suicide stack

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:56:42 2020 No.21558680 File: 235 KB, 1387x1098, 106338-7_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558441 uniswap sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:58:00 2020 No.21558726 File: 73 KB, 600x419, no_my_pinkies_sir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uni not SWAP my PINKIES sirs, hands off chutiya

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 20:59:47 2020 No.21558788 File: 1.91 MB, 916x4426, 1837B013-CA45-436A-BFCD-275407E0883A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558074 Only you can decide to stop being poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:00:47 2020 No.21558824 File: 7 KB, 249x203, 1597412583517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558014

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:01:35 2020 No.21558856 >>21558788 Holy fuck checked. New pajeet here 1,750 poorfaggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:02:04 2020 No.21558868 >>21558074 Midwit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:15:21 2020 No.21559383 >>21558788 Holy based

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:17:44 2020 No.21559463 File: 1.51 MB, 1447x1722, 1596836692866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558074 No ice cream for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:18:14 2020 No.21559482 Buy ANJ instead and not this pump and dump scam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:21:34 2020 No.21559583 >>21559482 >bY mY sHiTtY rIpOfF iNsTeAd Of ThE oRiGinAl

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:26:05 2020 No.21559719 File: 439 KB, 1200x735, 1597067929044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21559482 >buy new token from the maker of old token that is a copy paste of this token instead Get rekt noPNKer

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Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:31:55 2020 No.21559940
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>>21559482
>the year is 2022
>receive court summons for microaggression misdemeanor charges
>arrive at court only for my hearing to get rescheduled
>”sorry anon, we will have to take your case online due to COVID-22, it simply takes too long to hear every case in person since we have strict sanitation protocols”
>log into the website given to me by court
>it is an awful garish shade of purple
>judge’s name is Karl Ermit
>think nothing of it
>judge logs into the video conference call
>it’s a fucking frog in a wig
>oh no
>suddenly I can’t stop shaking
>oh no no no please no
>”Anon we have reviewed your case and it seems clear that you shouldn’t have complimented that young lady on her penmanship. She felt uncomfortable by your insinuation that cisgendered women inherently have worse handwriting than people of different gender types.”
>”The jury sentences you to ten days in a socialization readjustment camp.”
>”Or you can simply pay 500 Kleros for us to pay the jury for their time and we will write this off as a warning”
>mfw I should have listened to /biz/
>mfw I didn’t do the needful

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:41:41 2020 No.21560298 >>21559940 Don't let this be your fate nopnkers

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:46:02 2020 No.21560465 >>21559940 pink ID confirms

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Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:51:30 2020 No.21560665

>>21558074
Jesus what a faggot thinking the "SJW trannycoin" line works.
The only current movement required is from your mothers hips as all PNKies dump load after load of hot profitable jizz inside her in an attempt to give her a child that isnt such a massive dissapointment anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:56:52 2020 No.21560843 >mfw my name is actually Reeskay Takah

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 21:58:13 2020 No.21560889 File: 633 KB, 960x638, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] forgot to include my artist rendition of myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:05:48 2020 No.21561194 >>21558074 It is literally a discord coordinated brigade. Forcing shit never ever works.

>>	sa.ge Mon Aug 17 22:08:56 2020 No.21561313 File: 100 KB, 870x1305, Salvia _officinalis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21558074 This anon is correct, it's painfully obvious there's a paid shilling campaign going on with this SJWcoin. Sage in all fields

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:10:53 2020 No.21561389 >>21561313 uniswap sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:26:48 2020 No.21561964 File: 2.27 MB, 500x281, 1597715895695.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21559482 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 22:32:27 2020 No.21562162 File: 878 KB, 1363x853, pnk behead ANJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21559482