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Anonymous Sun Aug 16 22:53:43 2020 No.21514619 [Reply] [Original]

>Smart Contract Summit begins on August 28th
>Sergey walks onto stage, crowd cheers
>he gives a speech
>then says "I will now open for questions
>someone in audience says "Can you give a use case for why we need LINK, a cryptocurrency for smart contracts, rather than regular computer software!
>Sergey begins to sweat
>LINK live price dumps to $15
>"Hand me my water and Big Mac," Sergey says to his guest
>Sergey chomps his Big Mac and gulps water, all making very audible eating and gulping noises into his attached microphone
>Sergey thinks he turns off his mic, takes out his phone and makes a call and whispers "Sell..."
>entire audience hears it
>LINK dumps to $12
>Sirgay FARTS into mic
>"That fart. That explains why we need LINK to do smart contracts. An open source non-crypto smart contract software would be free and free software is.....BAD!
>LINK dumps harshly to $5.50

Oh my god the 28th is approaching so quickly. Buy the rumor, sell the news. BTC dominance reaching all time low again which it always does before it pumps. LINK will dump into a massive BTC pump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 22:56:05 2020 No.21514674 >>21514619 all of this is infinitely more realistic than link climbing back over $20 again

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 22:57:43 2020 No.21514709 >>21514674 I'm climbing on your mom bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:12:12 2020 No.21515052 Didn’t read, not selling

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:13:42 2020 No.21515085 >>21514619 didnt read but thats a good tuck job

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:14:09 2020 No.21515096 >>21514619 That's a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:14:14 2020 No.21515102 >>21514619 3/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:16:10 2020 No.21515151 >>21514674 gay it'll hit $1000 the minute after his speech is over

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:17:15 2020 No.21515182 >>21514619 Reminder https://www.cato.org/policy-report/julyaugust-2016/cryptocurrency-decentralized-future-money

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:18:08 2020 No.21515206 >>21514619 >Link dumps harshly to $5.50 >I still make money

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:18:39 2020 No.21515221 File: 815 KB, 1278x1278, 597B76B594324071A8A956494A9055CD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least you tried op. Let's continue this talk in discord

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:31:20 2020 No.21515561 >>21514619 I think I know that girl, She looks like a band girl I knew back in Bullard TX. Anyone know if Im right?

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Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:42:34 2020 No.21515922
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>when asked directly, on stream, in front of the big names in crypto why LINK needs a token, sergey changes the subject
>he did this not once but TWICE
>even after the loopring guy was brave enough to admit his own token wasn't needed but people buying it helped fund the project
oh no no no no no no

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:47:08 2020 No.21516024 >>21514619 he has a nice scrotum

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:49:37 2020 No.21516090 HOYL FUCK SELL SELL SELL IT'S A SCAM SELLS ELL SE- wait shut the fuck up op I'm never selling you retarded kike

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:50:18 2020 No.21516114 >>21515922 read the whitepaper faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:50:54 2020 No.21516132 That's a man

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 23:51:20 2020 No.21516138 >>21514619 >haha fart funny Yep, top is in for now boys. Literal highschool fags own LINK right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:00:00 2020 No.21516421 File: 88 KB, 256x256, 1596826600554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21514619 >Starts his speech >As we all know smart contracts are limited to tokenization only

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:05:28 2020 No.21516584 Not a single reference customer on the Link website. The only fake use-cases are like weather- and crypto-data oracles. Link failed like the ETH testnet and Gas-fees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:08:21 2020 No.21516671 put you link profits into LTC now! Make more profit! Check out the chart...see, win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:10:20 2020 No.21516734 Sergey attends conference and catches COVID. Overweight so is susceptible and dies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:10:43 2020 No.21516745 >>21514619 Well thank god it’s a virtual conference then

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:16:59 2020 No.21516912 >>21516734 kys nolinker

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:21:05 2020 No.21517031 File: 58 KB, 525x645, 1597312370753(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21516734

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:24:24 2020 No.21517119 File: 2.74 MB, 252x262, 1581550634202.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21514619

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 00:38:05 2020 No.21517489 >>21517119 u mad