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have this guy ever touched a pussy in his life?

>> No.21512355

Have you?

>> No.21512398

>>21512333
im positive pussy gravitates towards him like the earth gravitates around the sun

>> No.21512415

more than you can afford pal

>> No.21512413

>>21512333
Literally the first thing everyone does in their lives.

>> No.21512421

>>21512398
that tends to happen when you're worth $100,000,000

>> No.21512433

I heard he has a thick 10" dick

>> No.21512446
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>>21512333
bro, vitalik is a fucking chad

>> No.21512456

>>21512333
They just want his eth

>> No.21512467

>>21512333
Have you?

>> No.21512469

>>21512355
Owned

>> No.21512482

>>21512398
this

>> No.21512485

Zucc is uglier than Vitalik and he's married so I'm pretty sure Vit can get laid

>> No.21512494

>>21512398
kek

>> No.21512496

no
https://youtu.be/j7MeJionPMA

>> No.21512500

>>21512333
who is he?

>> No.21512503

>>21512333
All jokes aside she’s sexy af though. Any sauce?

>> No.21512541

>>21512500
he created bitcoin

>> No.21512560

>>21512421
>worth $100,000,000
yeah, i'm sure females could spot soem potentially workable material here

>> No.21512565

>>21512333
Checked. Probably but it probably was extremely awkward and she probably smelled bad

>> No.21512577

>>21512503
I wish I had more of her..

>>21512500
hes a gay porn star and the CEO of Bitcoin company

>> No.21512578

>>21512485
zucc is less autistic though

>> No.21512601
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>>21512496
jesus christ

>> No.21512608

>>21512500
The guy with the glasses? I don't know either.

>> No.21512616

>>21512485
Zuckerbergs wife is not exactly a looker

>> No.21512629

>>21512413
>life starts at birth
kys leftist fag

>> No.21512631
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Who would want to touch a pussy anyway? Pee comes out of there...

>> No.21512646

>>21512333
>famous turbo autist millionaire
he probably slams 10/10 women every day

>> No.21512714

>>21512333
Women get wet from all kinds of potential. Not just athletic and social potential. He's rich and he is a leader in his field. I would bet he has gotten pussy and if not he definitely had women offering themselves to him.

>> No.21512768

Women are aroused by his t-shirts

>> No.21512871

>>21512714
the last part is probably accurate

>> No.21512883

>>21512616
do you KNOW how MUCH the chink market is worth? literally over a billion of them. Offspring #1 Chink Chan Zuck will oneday rule them all
>marrying for looks
ngmi

>> No.21512947

>>21512485
Vitalik photoshops his pics cuz he's ugly af irl

>> No.21513017

>>21512496
holy cringe

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>>21512333
>>21512355

>> No.21513364

>>21512413
what about c-section born babies?

>> No.21513406

>>21512500
that's Sergay Nazarazatov standing next to Satoshi Nakomoto, they invented 4chan

>> No.21513625

>>21512333
>rich as fuck
>confident
>icey blue eyes
>defined jawline
>serial killer stare
Unironically slays

>> No.21513658

>>21513364
There's a reason they have autism.

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21513716

She's hot who is she

>> No.21513906

>>21512496
Holy cringe. What a bunch of fucking flamers

>> No.21513960

>>21512355
the end of OP's posting career

>> No.21513984

>>21513625
this dude does not slay, lets be real. skeletor aint slayin shit.

>> No.21514004

I think he would act like Sheldon in such situation - completely retarded

>> No.21514032

>>21512496
oh my god. i am actually speechless.

>> No.21514059

>>21512446
Doesn't even need a morph desu. Just a thick neck and he'd be a giga

>> No.21514246

>>21512333
wgaf.. he's out and accomplishing some shit in the real world like an absolute chad.. women would only be a distraction.

>> No.21514260

>>21512333
>have this guy ever touched a pussy in his life?
I'm sure he has pet a lot of cats.

>> No.21514396

>>21513364
Tfw never touched pussy
Tfw c section
Tfw not even autistic

>> No.21514505

>>21512503
>>21513716

search google for image fags. her twitter comes up

>> No.21514522

>>21512333
who gives a shit hes changing the world.

>> No.21514615

>>21512496
We must find the Eth killer. We cannot allow evil to exist in our lands.

>> No.21515025

>>21512333
Human , no
Furry , yes

>> No.21515048

>>21512355
Op BTFO

>> No.21515081

>>21512496
just sold all my eth

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>>21512496
jesus christ

>> No.21515122

>>21512333
His arm is clearly touching her breast in that pic though.

And she's 100% aware of that, women always know when this kind of stuff happens.
She's willingly, or rather, intentionally, standing that close. She doesn't have to, she can always back up a few inches.

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>>21512616
Money doesn't buy beauty.

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>>21512496

>> No.21515340

>>21512496
I have no words...

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>>21512333
Checked. Who is she anyways

>> No.21515372

>>21512333
He is a methhead of course he has fucked something

>> No.21515409

>>21512496
Does the woman have cancer?
The guy looks like a tranny.

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>>21512496
Hahahahahaha exit all ETH positions, now..

>> No.21515513

>>21512496
This is not a meme or a joke, after watching that video I unironically sold all of my ETH.

>> No.21515556

>>21512496
thanks, just sold my 1000 eth

>> No.21515558

>>21515202
To be fair he was with her before he made it. And he paid like 40 bil to get rid of her, she must've been a real pain in the ass.

>> No.21515586

>>21512333
shy money skelly :3

>> No.21515653

>>21512496
holy shit lol I'm glad I don't have any eth

>> No.21515659

skinny lanky guys usually have massive dongs

>> No.21515675

>>21515513
You fool, nobody ever went burritos for underwearing the intelligentcy of the armeredican puple.

>> No.21516353

>>21512413
lol nice

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>>21512496
Tomochain can't kill this quickly enough

>> No.21516403

>>21512496
just what am I holding

>> No.21516434

>>21512355
checked and destroyed!

>> No.21516437

>>21512355
Does touching through panties count? Cuz that's how far I've gotten

>> No.21516450

>>21516437
you're a seasoned pro

>> No.21516764

>>21512496
what the actual fuck did I just watch

>> No.21516792

>>21515558
thats his new woman...

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>>21512496

>> No.21516835

>>21516437
did she get pregnant

>> No.21516952

>>21515372
I fucked a couch cushion on adderall

>> No.21516963

>>21515558
>And he paid like 40 bil to get rid of her
Mackenzie - the actual ex_mrs bezos - is a literal 10/10 compared to it, his brand-new demonic possession. Jeff must have made a pact with someone he shouldn't, and they sent that to keep an eye on him till whats left of his soul is ready for collection

>> No.21517033

>>21512333
>trusting some thot
ngmi

>> No.21517124
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protip

>> No.21517219

>>21512496
Shit went hard ngl

>> No.21517375
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He's a magnet.

>> No.21517398

>>21512496
Made it to 1:36, I can't go farther.

Before I would have said no doubt, but fuck I don't know now.

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>>21516835
Not yet. She had a PTSD episode right as I had my hand under her dress and on pussy so we ended up just cudding

>> No.21517419

>>21517375
who is this semen demon? i bet she would flatten my dick with her high heels if i asked nicely

>> No.21517440

>>21512333
he would lose his powers then
he could literally at any second
tons of cute silicone valley girls, his favourite pornstar if he had one, maybe he's into kids who knows

>> No.21517826

>>21513406
kek

>> No.21517869

>>21512446
>potion seller!

>> No.21517914

>>21512496
Oh god that’s terrible

>> No.21518018

>>21512496
Cringe

>> No.21518089

>>21513984
if he was NT he would be a slayer.

>> No.21518153

>>21512500
>newfag
I hope this is the top for now

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>>21512496

>> No.21518340

>>21512333
He is clearly gay