/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21492466
I feel you, OP

Nothing compares. Literally nothing. The pure innocence and euphoria in combination with the hormones and self discovery. I am a 30 year old boomer engaged to be married but I'd pay a million to experience that feeling of being 16 in love again for one day. This is the true blackpill boys. I am sorry to break it to you.

>>21492466
I did experience it but I didn't get love back. It hurts bro.

>>21492466
It sucks homie, being a teenager in love is awful.
Don't get it confused with the animes.

>>21492466
you didn't miss out OP. at least you never had a girl pretend to be your gf...

>>21492883
This, teenagers are terrible at having real relationships

>>21492466
Fuck teenage love. I had a choice to pursue that crap when I was 16 or not and I actively chose not to fuck around. Instead, I had the best time of my life with my mates and formed lasting friendships that will probably last until we are dead. Fuck that teen soppy drama bullshit. None of that lovey dovey stuff is real anyway. It's all made up by Hollywood.

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>>21492466
I had this teenage puppy love, she was a manic pixie dream girl, exactly what I wanted at the time.

Now I see her with the guy she ended up with, and he is little more than a glorified photographer. Always tons of travel photos, but he's never in them, just her posing on some fucking rock or some shit. My heart breaks for him every time I see a post from her.

>>21492466
So you missed out on young heart break too. I envy you.

>>21492466
I missed out on teenage fun, not just love and I also didn't make it yet.
I'm salty beyond belief about it. Anyone that says it's overrated is a massive fucking coper or a normalfag.

>>21492466

Daily reminder that no matter how your life panned out your brain will formulate some way to make the grass seem greener

White hot fresh out of the oven COPE in this thread

>>21492977
This, my friends are based and that shit lasts.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes n' tricks.

>>21493011
>this

it wasn't worth it bros, she left me because I wasn't enough It hurts every day.

>>21492883
>>21492956
Here we go with the retarded copers. Fox and grapes you pieces of shit.

>>21492466
>>21492726
Nigger are you kidding? Dead fish pussy and having some hole cheat on you with your friends is supposed to be the greatest experience in life?
I’ve found my crypto gems and every day I hold them is the greatest day of my life.

>>21492822
That means you didn't experience it you dumbass. You're in the same boat as us.

>>21492466
gay

>>21492726
Tbh, its not all that great. Mostly its confusing as fuck, and you figure out what the fuck happened only years later.

>>21493126
>innocent love
>carefree life
>tight virgin teen pussy
Yeah dude it's fucking garbage doesn't compare with dirty hookers and tasteless lambos after making it. COPE.
Don't forget to OD on cocaine to get the full experience.

>>21493067
I say that teenagers are shit at relationships because I speak from experience retard

>>21493259
>I had a bad experience therefore everyone did
look at how retarded this fucker is

>>21492977
>I had the best time of my life with my mates and formed lasting friendships that will probably last until we are dead
I missed out on this as well and probably so did most of the people here.

>>21493302
I never said that retard

>>21493235
Is this how the poor cope?
I’m buying land and starting a permaculture farm when I make it friend, I can assure you the freedom of making it feels better than your first bj from Becky the braceface

>>21493361
You said being a teenager in love is awful, that applies to everyone you fucking mong. Holy shit you are retarded, you are the dumbest fucker I've seen in a while.

>>21493398
Oh yes, buying land and starting a farm, truly the greatest experiences in life what was I thinking?

>>21493554
>spotted the rent payer

>>21493433
You'll find out when you become a teenager

>>21492466
I still want to go back. I hope VRA can take me there desu. I feel so rejuvenated

>having a gf after 18
Marriage should just be illegal after 19

>>21493614
Good one.
>>21493702
I wish I could go back and actually be a teenager instead of an autistic recluse, yes.

>>21493433
For you anon

>>21493958
>make general statement
>pretend you didn't
nice try retard, here's your last (You)

>>21492466
I did op, it was literally the best time of my life, better than any drug.
But it ended and she fucked an older dude like a week later, before our prom.
You can imagine the comedown.

>>21492466
>tfw dating an immature bipolar chick, so we're effectively both mental teenagers.
There's always time OP

I had teenage love but I only have 50 linkies that I bought at 7 dollars
Id rather be a millionaire than a normie (not even a normie anymore just a /fit/cel)

>>21493159
this

>>21494009
It's better to love and lose than to completely miss out.

>no friends at all until college, not a single one
>spent every HS lunch either walking around town or on the computer in the library
>fat, depressed and bitter
>go to college and slowly figure out how the fuck being a social human works
>eventually make a ton of friends and become the popular kid in grad school
>start dating and have people shocked that you never had previous relationships
anyone know this feel?

>>21492466
I did and then I got cheated on. I rather wish I didn't experience it.

>>21492466
>he's never had a grown women Tell him "you make me feel like I'm 17 again" while behaving exactly like horny teenagers
I've had a 27 and a 35 year old say this to me. You just have to know how to do it.

>>21492466
Know that feel

>16 year old taking the virginity of a 15 year old girl
>She's too embarrassed to talk about how it was so she writes notes on her ipod touch and shows me
>All "can't believe how amazing sex is etc, blabla"
Fuck, it was so cute, wish I had those notes.

>>21494740
suicide fuel

>>21492466
>never experienced teenage puppy love
No-one ever has, except for that 5/10 couple that got in the same college and eventually got married.
The chads with the pretty girls you envied didn't have it that much better, if at all.
Girls this age are taught by their whore moms that if a guy wants to fuck them, this means he's below them in the social hierarchy, therefore they must aimed to put them in this position. They never respect or love their bfs.
The shit I've seen at parties ... cutest (otherwise nice) girl comes with the clear intention to make a scene and embarrass Chad, thinking that this is the way to climb the social hierarchy.
Pretty highschool girls are incapable of love.
And your romanticised idea of teenage love has nothing to do with reality.
>t. played in a band and everyone around me felt that "puppy love". nothing special, kinda pathetic actually. Holding LINK was 1032492 times better, and I'm saying this unironically

>>21493398
permaculture is a meme

>>21494207
Nope, I was you in the first half without becoming you in grad school. Have just a few choice friends but not a large amount, I'm not popular nor social. Got a few girls but nowhere the amount I could have because, again, I'm not social so I don't meet many girls. My success % rate is pretty large looking at how much I've done with how few women. Rarely ever gotten "rejected".
How'd you do it, what changed?

>>21494788
At least you won't experience your dick getting scratched by her braces.

>>21494740
>Aaaw ID
Based

>>21493023
>Anyone that says it's overrated is a massive fucking coper or a normalfag.
aka
>i have never experienced X but I understand X better than those who have

>>21494168
WRONG!

>>21494168
This is high level romanticized cope. It leaves you bitter and scarred. Shit’s like heroin: you’re better off never getting a taste

>>21492466
Yeah falling in love at 16 was incredible. Hard when you lose her though. It got me into drink and drugs. Regret nothing though.

>was too busy playing runescape to pay attention to any girls

>>21492726
He’s lying, I dated a girl from 17-20, lived with her, spent everyday/did everything with her, etc.
You’re relationship is nothing but lies and built off of nothing but attraction and shit load of hormones that continues to plague your mind well after it’s all over. Even when you realize they are nothing special or worthwhile your head still tells you that she’s the center of your universe so you have to lift, eat a shit ton of food even when you can’t stomach it and work 80 hours a week so you can invest in some muh 4th industrial revolution hoping that millions of dollars will give you access to a completely new playing field in life and if all of it falls you can at least put a shot gun in your mouth and blow your head off. But maybe I’m just projecting.

>>21493398
I own a farm and a business, I also was a bartender and fucked tons of 18-25 year olds in my early twenties. Im married now with 2 kids. I've made it and am happy as fuck. When im working on the farm (basically my hobby/pasttime)I'm usually reminiscing about face fucking some teen in my car in a parking lot. I would go back in a fucking second. Your post is complete cope, and you're acting like things are mutually exclusive.

>>21495022
I am unironically more fond of my DotA playing memories than my "dating the cute in class" memories from that period.
Knowing how much the fat fucks on /biz/ envied me doesn't change that feeling one bit.

>>21495068
>face fucking some teen in my car in a parking lot
Out of sheer interest, how is fucking a hooker any different?
I didn't miss out on puppy love, but I definitely didn't have porn-like sex either.
You got me interested...

>>21494850
honestly it was p much 1/3 luck, 1/3 drugs, and 1/3 applying my autism to social interaction. I was extremely fortunate to room with a group of popular stoners freshman year, who adopted me as a friend and basically mentored me socially through undergrad. Started taking adderall (always low dose) which gave me motivation and confidence, then eventually got prescribed propanalol which was probably the single most important thing that's ever happened to me. It instantly killed the physiological fear response that was holding me back from interacting with people. I used to start shaking and sweating during conversations, once that stopped it became much easier and I learned from mistakes faster. When I got into grad school I was able to get a new friendgroup that didn't know me as the autistic person I was before. Eventually started dating chick in grad friend group

>>21495068
>and fucked tons of 18-25 year olds in my early twenties
My jimmies are sufficiently rustled.
t. 30 yo social retard

>>21495146
Honestly its not very different physically but the mental difference is huge. Hookers are great because you see somthing and you get to buy it, business transaction and thats it. But fucking a girl because she wants to fuck YOU is a great feeling and ego boost, plus shes also enjoying it. Young girls are better because they are innocent (and tighter and hotter) and after early twenties women gradually become jaded or opinionated and relate the experence to past experences instead of living in the moment and everything being magical. If you are more specific I can answer better. Also don't treat this as a black pill, ypu can still go out and get yours, it will just be a little different but still worth doing.

>>21495355
Honestly just fit and looks max and go online. Be fucking retarded until you learn what to do 30s is ok to fuck early 20s. Treat it like being a tech - act like its troubleshooting and only change one thing at a time until you figure out what works. Keep doing it. Progress will be an inch a week until out of nowhere you go a fucking mile in 5min

>>21494788
we all miss out on different stuff in life, no one has everything. I notice now that I'm more of a normie, relationships take up a ton of my mental space leaving much less for appreciating other things. I remember when I was a teenager I had a huge appreciation for nature and exploration and I would spend all day sometimes just thinking, or wandering around town. Don't think it would have been like that if I had been distracted by chicks.

Ive concluded that libido truly is mans greatest weakness.
If only we could reproduce asexually and suppress libido without reducing testosterone, we would conquer the galaxy.

>>21492977
>im gay
You def missed out

I've had an empty life, my last high school year is when I had a semblance of a social life, I had two close friends but that didn't last long, as they have both ghosted me.
We're all in this together, anons.

>>21495572
That’s a pretty roundabout way of saying bitches ruin everything but ok.

>>21492466
I never was innocent she was though. Felt more like manipulation when I was a teenager girls are so dumb things were too easy

>>21492466

Opposite situation here

Fucked and had fun with a lot of girls since my teenage years and early twenties. Love and everything, now it's time to make it.

It's fun op, when a girl at her prime is madly in love with you

>>21492466
https://youtu.be/1y6smkh6c-0
I remember the first time I saw her.
She had freckles
She wanted to snuggle with me, but I was so young so I rejected it!
Ahh i want to kms

>>21492466
It's pretty amazing, I have to admit. Feels like the most intense thing ever, to learn to love for the first time. And you're both retarded and hormonal and you have no idea what's going on or what will happen.

Then you turn 30 and you haven't had a good romance in ages because some she has her claws stuck in you and you don't leave because it's comfortable enough and every other pick out there is a trashy hoe

>>21495656
Height, ancestry?

>>21492466
don't worry, it's overrated

>>21495491
Thanks anon.

>>21495068
lol coomer