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21472216 No.21472216 [Reply] [Original]

>boomer hears you're into crypto
That's not real money

>> No.21472259
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>>21472216
My grandfather last night exactly. Doesn't want to hear it. That face when

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>implying fiat is real money

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>>21472287

>> No.21472411

>>21472259
It's not money, Grandpa, it's a token used to pay nodes to pull data in and out of blockchain networks to trigger smart contracts...

>> No.21472559

>>21472411
oh yeah? sounds like bullshit to me.
be careful

>> No.21472623

SELL IT ALL BEFORE IT GOES TO ZERO

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>>21472411
I'm texting him that right now on my new smart watch

>> No.21472707

>>21472216
u can dazzle them with asteroid mining

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>>21472216
>rat poison
>sells all airlines, banks, and buys barrick

Guess who bitch

>> No.21472813

>>21472216
>real money
literally no such thing

>> No.21472995

>>21472813
that's not what your mom said after that niggy gave her $40 to put his pee pee in her mouth

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>>21472216
Back in my day investing wasnt a game, anon. You make money delivering newspapers and you wrote off yr bike on yr taxes. Then you learned from the greats, Benjamin Graham. "Not fucking selling" ha ha ha, I practically invented the term anon. Yeah try not selling your Coca Cola stocks for 40 YEARS. You kids have a lot to learn. But the value investors make it through the bear markets, speculators will get wiped out and lose everything eventually. And learn how to read financials anon.

>> No.21474050

>>21472995
fags will literally turn any discussion into "bbc", it's so psychotic and weird

>> No.21474131

>>21472709
reminds me of chase Bank CEO who publicly says Bitcoin is shit while directing his bank to fund blockchain projects and his daughter buys a shitload of bitcoin.
Jews gonna Jew.

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>>21472216
I always hit them with
>neither are fiat currencies!
Then promptly dab

>> No.21474270

>>21474005
Have you read how he analyzes coke? Literally paying to swallow.

>> No.21474289

>>21474131
Rich people are cut throat liars, akin to politicians And salesmen cuz they always lie.

>> No.21474308

>>21472411
>NO YOU CANNOT SAY THIS AAAAHHH

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>>21472216
my boomer uncle that went to princeton and did asset management for black rock said crypto was a scam because anybody can make them

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>>21472216
my dad reads insane goldbug propaganda and has been calling crypto a ponzi for the last 5 years. Last week he asked me what "Ee Tee Aitch" was.

>> No.21474338

>>21472411
lmao

>> No.21474363

>>21474270
So when I’m a billionaire like warren buffet I can do coke anal too?

>> No.21474459

>>21474329
Ether, the substance the earth is floating on.

>> No.21475072

>>21472995
Mutts Law

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>>21472411
After 2.5 years of balls to the wall accumulation I think I think I may actually slightly understand LINK now. Thanks.

>> No.21475307

>>21474322
>anybody can make them
that's true but only a few trustworthy creators are chosen

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https://brrr.money

>> No.21475992

>>21474329
I mean it is a ponzi but so is the stock market

>> No.21476060

>>21472216
ok retard