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ITT: we come up with unique and/or unorthodox business ideas that capitalize off of modern societal decay and wouldn't be possible before the last decade. Perfect example would be something like a legal marijuana farm, or an internet brothel for 3D modeled anime girls, or a business that sells estrogen to tranny zoomers.

I'm approaching millionaire status because I put my entire net worth into a meme 3 years ago and now I want to embrace the clown world that led me here and profit off post modern degeneracy.

>> No.21462453

>>21462130
who the fuck draws this shit

>> No.21462507
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>>21462453
i do

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I'd like someone to take audiobooks and podcasts and re-record them with cute anime girl type voices. Bonus points if you can get dub voice actresses to do it in character.

>> No.21462685

Chat with a real human . Com

>> No.21462689

Since cars simulate their own engine noises now do geek branded ones so your car can sound like a TIE fighter, Tron bike, etc

>> No.21462701

>>21462453
Demoralization agents like tranny OP

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>>21462130

>> No.21462903

>>21462587
holy shit that's based. yes I would pay for this.

>> No.21462994

>>21462903
Find an anime girl who’s willing to clone their voice using a service like descript overdub. Life-like voice cloning. Then, take the podcast transcript and have it read by the cloned voice

I almost did something like this, but for news podcasts, where it would create a personalised podcast each day based on your news interests. But if an ethical grey area with voice cloning atm though

>> No.21463057

>>21462587
>>21462994
im not a girl so definitely would need some kind of advanced voice fakery. great idea for the future though
>>21462685
you're too early for that. human vocal interaction will only become a commodity around 2050. you can still call up the suicide hotline and talk all night for free
>>21462689
i could see musk putting those options into teslas
>>21462701
take your meds schizo

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>>21462130
>internet brothel for 3d anime girls
Okay that's something BUT
Internet brothel for vtuber rip offs doing 1 on 1 calls
Imagine how much cash you'd make

>> No.21463160

>>21462130
Kill yourself Shlomo.

>> No.21463185

>Open up restaurant next to another restaurant.
>Buy all their food.
>Sell it next door for 15% markup
>Don’t need cooks or equipment, just need servers.
>end up getting all the customers and drive competition out of business

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>>21463057
>take your meds schizo

>> No.21463343

>>21462701
do you feel demoralized watching an m&m have sex with a cartoon character? get help

>> No.21463412

>>21462701
>>21463160
Electionfags are so fucking cringe

>> No.21463515 [DELETED] 

>>21462587
Readaboo

>> No.21463693

Drive for Lyft but us it to sell drugs, alcohol, cigarettes and condoms to riders

>> No.21463783

>>21463185
This would be a joke but theres plenty idiots on biz that would take that as serious financial advice.

>> No.21463797

>>21463185
>Buy all their food.
>drive competition out of business
hang on a minute

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21464122

>>21463343
It's a SFW board, fuck off.

>get help

>> No.21464329

>>21463185
What is a commerical kitchen, Alex?

I'll take Dumbfuck Ideas for 800.

>> No.21464783

>>21464122
half the catalog is naked women, b2r tourist

>> No.21464949

>>21462130
>I'm approaching millionaire status because I put my entire net worth into a meme 3 years ago
paper gains, remember that overnight you can lose 99% of your net worth in crypto, but i guess its hard to comprehend for someone who draws a food object fucking a cartoon character which head was designed to look like a tip of a dick. other than that- good thread.

>> No.21465254

>>21464122
You sound like a little pussy