/biz/ - Business & Finance

Because it will remain at 1% of links price for a while. Expect .18 soon PNKers.

Market cap still roughly the same as Link in 2018. If you missed Link, this is unironically your next best shot at making it.

>>21451252
Because its the way of the future. The way of the future

How do I buy PNK?

Eurofaggot here, where can I buy this shit? Preferrably dutch exchanges

>>21451252
Because it's clear the developers don't want to pump the coin price. They just want a well functioning platform.

>>21451871
Go to the truck stop down the road and ask for Jim. If you give him a blowie, he'll give you 1000 PNK.
He'll give you double the PNK if you let him put it in your stink.

>>21451980
I like the sound of this Jim

>>21451252
The Chad-Jurors have unanimously ruled that PNK is to be the comfiest hold. This was decided upon the birth of this new paradigm we live in. This ruling cannot be changed.

>>21451880
The Chad-Jurors have declared that, for now, PNK shall be available on Bitfinex, Ethfinex, Hotbit and IDEX. This has been declared to be in order to maintain a low buy in price for those mortals seeking climb olympus to at least monetary demigod status. Later exchanges are to come (and already in the works) but it may be too late by then for larger gains.
You have been sentenced to climb olympus and die surrounded in both expensive whores and justice, though this ruling is taken as optional based on your own bravery.

>>21451920
The Chad-Jurors have declared you to be correct. The devs will succeed because this is a value-adding project, not a money chasing one.
You are, however, sentenced to shut the fuck up and pretend to be a pajeet and do the needful. Only the worthy who have steeped themselves in the deep dyor fires of hades may be allowed to ascend to the heights of justice.

>>21452263

Based

any risk takers?

>>21452263
Sorry sir.
Will do the needful.
Please sirs buy more kleros.
My village can almost afford a flushable toilet now.
Thank you sirs.

>>21451252
Because kek willed it as the next LINK

>>21452263
anon keep pumping these memes they're top tier

>>21451252
i hate this picture

shill me on PNK, haven't really been here since 2019 only came back to see why my LNK and VIDT are insanely mooning.

How much to you think it will cost once on binance?

>>21452336
I am a risk taker

>>21453062
It's like LINK but LINK is for objective shit while this is for shit that needs human mediation

basically it's LINK 2

>>21451871
uniswap

>>21451252

>Work telecoms
>Checked a call center server last night after a reboot to make sure everything was ok
>System down
>"Oh fuck"
>System hosts hundreds of workers and hundreds of phone numbers
>Emails start pouring in
>"PLS SIR, DO THE NEEDFUL"
>Every other tech off for the weekend
>Spent 9 hours from 7pm - 3am porting Pajeets from one server to another so they could take calls
>On a zoom call with 20 of them at the same time
>Were pissed at first, but eventually understood the company I work for is tiny and I was the one guy
>Eventually had to tap out after getting them semi-functional again for the weekend
>Wake up with thank you letters in my inbox, thankfully the senior tech fixed the issue in the AM


Hope all that good karma will give PNK a boost. I had a dream after that I was eating donuts with some pajeets

>>21451252
Best app to buy PNK?

Just topped up to 20k. Also hold STA and a 450 LINK stacklet. Is this make it territory?

I think using pink colors and pajeets, literally everything used on /biz to tell people that their currencies are shit, is the best way in this shilling company.
Very original, I am now thinking to buy it. Imagine seing pink pictures with arrows up every time this coin go pump.

>>21453226
I am more concerned about recommended wallet. They recommend metamask, but is it safe? Can I easily withdraw my pinkies from it? How does it works with binance?

>>21453436
Metamask is solid I kept 1k link on it for over 2 years. You’ll need to wait for binance to add pnk then it’s easy as it could possibly be to send it to your binance pnk wallet

>>21453499
So, I can just send my eth from binance to metamask and then easily exchange it on pinkies?

>>21453554
Yes sirs now go do the needful

>>21452978
*bangs PNK gavel*
Thank you baliff. Your commentary, as always, always assists those in need.

>>21453068
The Chad-Jurors have declared that, by the time it is listed on binance (or at least 2 to 3 days after. 20 PNK shall be considered colloquially to be known as "a large stack"

>>21453287
The Chad-Jurors have declared that, as stated by the greater and lesser rulings of *looks at paper* slash-biz-slash, that you find yourself well within the bounds of "make it" territory, assuming you have the capability to withstand the eternal FUD and iron hand your stack for a little while.
Your sentence is to relax and learn. Figure out why you shall "make it" and become a greater version of yourself once you are prosperous.

>>21453600
Thank you sir