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There once was a NEET
A stinky old NEET
He hid in his room
He never did groom!

His mom and his dad
They got very mad
They took off his door
Can’t hide anymore!

NEET got so upset
He got out of bed
They’ll all see soon
My coins they will mooooooooon!

He got a new job
With spics and a mop
Was Minimum wage
And Maximum rage!

Paycheck is here
The end it is near
Soon I’ll be rich!
I’ll show that biiiiiiitch!

He bought all the coins
“Soon others will join!”
He went off to bed
Big dreams in his head!

He woke up next morn
Jerked to some porn
Checked on his phone
And let out a groan!

The coins they were red
“It’s all in my head!”
He opened his eyes
There was no surprise!

All out of hope
He went for the rope
Got up on a chair
Now he’s gasping for air!

There goes the NEET
With dangling feet
Try a career
Next time you queer!

>> No.21432499

>>21432430
wew encore

>> No.21432565
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21432565

Very nice

>> No.21432690

>>21432430
Can't you seee the raaaape on my faaaace?

>> No.21432753

stay hungry
stay foolish
NEVER SETTLE FAGGOTS

>> No.21432783

>>21432430
Bravo bravo

>> No.21433599

>>21432430
can a talented fren make this an actual song

>> No.21433753

>>21433599
>dubs
>green ID
kek wills it

>> No.21433766

>>21433599
Sure but it's not in the correct phrasing, could make it work though.

>> No.21433789
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21433789

>>21432430
Beautiful

>> No.21433849
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>>21432430
>devoting 50 hours/week of every week of your life so that boomers can check their portfolio and see number go up
>ur missing out bro lole

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>>21432430
Based m'goodboy