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WHAT THE FUCK
>wake up
>wife and kids are missing
>all that's left is a note: "we're leaving"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, WHERE DID THEY GO?!

>> No.21430238

>>21430210
You had to store them in a cold storage anon...

>> No.21430243

>>21430210
Probably taken during the cold storage hack

>> No.21430265

>>21430210
Cold family hack

>> No.21430268

>>21430210
Exploit from the family hack on the dark web. Can't get them back now.

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>>21430238

>> No.21430289

>>21430210
distributed among the miners, rip

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>>21430238

>> No.21430299

>>21430238
Underrated

>> No.21430363

>>21430210
Check your medical cabinet, see if your SLQ% injections are missing

>> No.21430427

>>21430210
The rogue eth miner strikes again!

>> No.21430501
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>>21430210
Honestly sounds like a kidnapping though. Probably raped and killed the wife by now, would have already cut her up and dumped her in landfill. Kids will most likely get sex trafficked out of the country and sold of to Arabs.
Its ok though, just buy yourself a new family with your linkies. You do still have your linkies, don't you anon?

>> No.21430523

>>21430427
kek

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>where did she go?
Anon... I...

>> No.21430650

>>21430210
op not responding, kys fucking larper

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>>21430210
Nothing a .44 magnum pistol can't fix