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>be me
>browse r9k habitually and become even sadder
>switch to biz because there's hope here
>really wanna go to lamboland and escape wagecucking for life (even though I'd probably get a different car)
>have my eye on eth when it was $80
>pussyfoot around gemini and coinbase
>finally say fuck it and put in my bank signin
>change my bank pw
>try to buy 1 ether @ $160
>order fails
>try again
>order goes through and I purchase 1 ether @$160
>read message that says my ether will arrive in 9 days

now what?

>> No.2141639

>not bittrex

>> No.2141642

Step 1. Hold
Step 2. Wait
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Lambos.

>> No.2141647

>>2141633
Just leave it and cash out in a while

>> No.2141651

Congrats you will be extremely wealthy in the future

>> No.2141661

>>2141642
yeah, I wrote in a text file HODL my 1 ether until death...also what's with /biz's obsession with lambos? s it because of Tai Lopez?

>> No.2141664

>>2141661
That's just what you buy with crypto money mang. Lambos. And hookers. Mostly Lambos though.

>> No.2141669

>>2141647
hmmm yeah, but what if I also want to get into other currencies? these potential gains are too crazy to not try

>> No.2141679
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>>2141633

COINBASE
1. Make your account
2. buy some BTC/ETH how ever much you want to start with
3. Use send option to send to Bittrex if you want to trade meme coins keep reading.

BITTREX

1. Make account
2. Copy your deposit ETH address
3. Send from Coinbase
4. Receive in a few minutes
5. Sell ETH for BTC
6. BUY RDD WITH THAT SHIT SON
7. MOON
8. Sell your RDD or whatever alt coin you bought when you feel the profit is good to you

>HODL
>BUY LOW SELL HIGH

ETH Donations >0x574a1fcc82179a025e0e3cb790cee13ad8035264

BTC Donations >1FQWmR4SM4N75Y9QMKwKygSw4nUr1yjNFL

RDD Donations:
>RdTK9JsPf1uiL1bU2av1pBiWb34PszcJAq

>> No.2141681

>>2141664
but they draw so much attention...and the miles per gallon is really low I'm guessing

>> No.2141682

Next time link your debit card ya goof and you get instant transactions so you can dump it WHEN shit goes bad.

>> No.2141691

>>2141669
Here's my guide famalamadingdong
>>2141679
Remember to give back to your fellow anons when you're in lamboland

>> No.2141697

>>2141633
Congrats on escaping that hellhole. So they're neets AND they're still nocoiners what the fuck are they doing?

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>>2141679
ty for the step by step advice anon. The sad thing is I feel I will be emotionally attached to my first ether and be unable to split it up to purchase RDD. Also, from here on out will it always take 9 days to purchase each one?

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>>2141681
Where are you on the spectrum? 1-10 I'm guessing it's pretty fucking high

>> No.2141702

>>2141681
I'll let you know when my 30 ETH hold moons.

>> No.2141705

>>2141682
well I tried 1 cc and one db, both failed so I only had the bank option left

>> No.2141712

>>2141702
>30ETH
>Lambo money
>ever
We're not talking about hotwheels kid

>> No.2141715

>>2141705
No worries dude, cards arn't working right now for some reason. Also, remember we're playing the long game. You don't want to get spooked, sell, and miss out on the rocket ride of a lifetime.

>> No.2141725

>>2141700
are you implying I have autism/asperger's? I haven't been tested.

>> No.2141734

>>2141712
It's what I can afford dude. Maybe someday it will be 50 grand.

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>>2141698
If you use a credit or debit card it works like this I still haven't tried to remove the limit though if its possible

>> No.2141736

>>2141715
hmmmm maybe I should have bought more than 1 ETH then? doing the math of my previous potential gains if I had gone all-in is fucking depressing. but now that I have 1 ETH, I can actually feel good about some small gains as I view the price chart.

>> No.2141748

>>2141734
Dude it's gunna do well and you'll make some fucking money but you won't get a lambo of 30ETH. If you put it into a memecoin that does well you might but that's a risk and a half.

>> No.2141760

>>2141639
is bittrex a good place to buy crypto?

>> No.2141770

>>2141697
thx. they mostly talk about the same 10 topics over and over.

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>>2141760
Yes, it has every meme coin you'll ever be shilled. You can store all of them on there and pull out when ready.

>top growing alts today you'll notice its things /biz/ has been shilling

>> No.2141800

>>2141702
for early investors, I'd say eth has already mooned greatly. hopefully it moons for late people like me as well.

>> No.2141821

>>2141679
why ETH-->BTC-->RDD
can't you just go ETH-->RDD

>> No.2141832

>>2141748
I know man, but again, it's what I can afford. I have 49 grand saved up, but in not really about putting my whole life savings into this. I'd rather regret not making more money than being bankrupt.

>> No.2141901

>>2141821
Because on Bittrex the major market is traded with BTC used as the base currency. There are Ethereum markets where you can buy with ETH but they're a fraction of the BTC market size and less selection.

I like to transfer and sell ETH though because it's a little faster to move, but not by that much so you can just transfer BTC straight out too. It's just that when the hype hits and I add funds ETH is a faster transfer

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>>2141901
Forgot pic, there's the three markets. BTC on top ETH then that third one I don't even know what that is desu

>> No.2141927

>>2141901
Ah okay. Thanks for the explanation. Still got a long ways to go, but I'm excited to leave nocoiner status. I technically bought like 1.006 eth or something, so maybe that .006 can be enough to buy some altcoins. I'd really like to at least hold 1 eth long term.

>> No.2142029

>>2141927
Yeah you have 0.0741783566 BTC by my calculations. The 0.006 is worth 0.0004424156 BTC.

>> No.2142311

>>2141927
Good setup and I would take the leftover coin and just throw it in some stuff and try things out.

>> No.2142362

>>2142311
haha thanks. ETH is @ 167 according to ethereumprice.org so I might just beat the fees if I cash out now. Not going to, but fees are a thing...

>> No.2143628

>>2141633
I got one eth for 80€
Absolute indebted poorfag student here
Also got 1k Gulden and 4k DGB for a total investment of 170€
would be nice if I can pay debts.