/biz/ - Business & Finance

No, i will even underestimate the profits ive made investing with their money

>mom forced me into a Jewish cult until I moved out at 20
No I will not.

>>21414418
Of course nigger im buying us a big ass villa. I'll have a few condos rented tho so I can do funny business with teh ladies

>>21414566
based
>>21414523
redpilled
>>21414478
jew

>>21414418
i'll buy my mom a house and take care of her in to old age, even though we don't have the best history together.

I will share 10% of my wealth with my family.

>>21414418
only my parents

>>21414657
based

yes if algo goes 100 eoy

>>21414418

yeah, with my family, i.e. my wife and kids.

>>21414418
I lent my sister 5k to help hold her over while finishing nursing school. I'd rather my nephews not get fucked over because their parents got hit by an unexpected tax bill. She just got hired at the hospital my mother works at and makes decent money now. I don't regret it.

>>21414418
If I make it i'll throw them 50k to make up rent for my neet years

>>21414418
Nope. At the moment, I scheme to set up a double life where I own two flats, pretending I rented only one. The other flat, a luxurious one, I'm going to use to fuck whores, whether it be pick-ups or professionals.

Can i have a definition of what based is? sorry for being suck a newfag

>>21414418
Imagine not setting aside some AAVE for your family
You do care about your family...right anon?

>>21414418
depending on the extent to which i make it, i’ll either give my parents a few thousand or buy a house for them to retire in
also planning on giving my closest friends a lot

>>21415942
based

>>21414418

I'm going to buy a house for my little brother. I'm going to make sure my little brother will never have to worry about unemployment, going into debt or retirement.

>>21414418
My parents and my middle brother don’t need my help at all, and my oldest brother would refuse and continue wallowing.
So no I guess. But I’m sure as shit sharing it with my best friend if he can’t get his suicide stacks in time.

fuck no. they treated me like shit and they're all going to get rich because my crazy cunt of a sister is marrying a millionaire inheritor whose obsessed with cars and can't even graduate college, so he's going to do fuck all but hand it out to everyone he knows because he doesn't know what to do with it. fuck them.

fuck no, i will unironically give all my money to asian girls. they deserve to get their feet licked by a white boy (white males are born to lick azn soles and pits)

>>21415942
Baste

I can only share some because they'll waste the money as fast as they can and beg me for more and tell all their friends to do the same and they'll never admit there's something wrong with doing that. We're just not the same so they can't become like me.

>>21416295
You take the feet-ground, I'll take the thighs.

>>21414418
Nobody listened to my financial advice so no fuck them.

>>21414418
Of course. My family immigrated to the US with nothing. They worked their asses off for 30+ years. The least I could do is to make sure that my mom is well cared for in her old age.

>>21414418
My family is already very well off anyway

My family and wealth are synonymous. Greed destroys wealth.

>>21414418
Oh hell no I aint sharing this. Its every man for himself going forward. Survival of the fittest faggots.

>>21414418
I give my parents $300 for rent

>>21415935
I like this.

>>21415942
What a faggot

No. I’m going to die a virgin. I will never get to experience sex. I’m not going to have anyone to leave my estate to. Maybe I’ll donate it to my old high school if it’s still around when I die.

>>21416295
Why white males so submissive?

>>21417632
Your old high school won't be around for as long as you think faggot. Education will all be online in the very near future. Duh. Read the writing on the wall.

>>21417632
>my old high school.
what is wrong with you. go out and find a girlfriend. You actually have to try, it’s hard. Don’t be a defeatist, and sure as hell don’t give your money to a school.

>>21414418
My father already made me lose 2 million USD because he made me not invest in bitcoin back in early 2013.
Yes, I will share...

>>21417767
Women only want Chad. I’m 26 and literally have no friends. You can’t get a girlfriend if you have no friends. I’ve learned to accept that I will die a virgin. It still gets depressing sometimes though.

>>21414418
Maybe a little bit but nothing large. I pleaded with them to listen to me, that it was the easiest money, and a guarantee. I was brushed off. That's okay. I did my part and that's that. I tried to give them a piece of all the research but they rejected me! What's more my dad was smug about saying it isn't real. I won't run it in but it will feel good nonetheless.

>>21414418
My mom? Yes. My fat, SJW, dyed-hair, single mom, loser sister? Fuck no.

>>21417632
start a private fund in your name, to let your name live on

>>21417940
respect

>>21417862
Opportunity cost. Did your father physically restrain you and prevent you from buying bitcoin. Really. No he didn't. You chose not to buy it you faggot.

>>21414418
probably not. My mom has a good handle on her finances. My dad is a financial retard but he has social security and a government pension. If he somehow finds himself on the brink of homelessness I will make sure he has somewhere to live but that's it

>>21414418
Couldn’t ever have a better family growing up and could never ask for anything more wanting for nothing. I’m going to get a fancy suitcase and neatly pack it with a million dollars in federal reserve notes for Christmas.
To: Mom & Dad

>>21418101
Thats generous. Just don't forget the suitcase on the bus.

>>21414478
psychotic narcissist

>>21418101
You're going to have to declare it and pay a gift tax

>>21414418
It's going to be 50:50. They gave me the money to invest and I will take half of the gains, simple.
They just don't know yet, kek. They think I do everything putting all the effort into this shit and they take it all.

>>21414418
I have a rule, never hand over cash unöess it's a tiny loan.
Yes, I would consider hiring someone from my extended family. I would slso consider lending them my car or letting them live in my flat. It's good for you if your clan is strong.
I'd give all to my old father. I'd help my sister if she is in a proper shit situation that isn't of her making. If she gets pregnant, that's her issue. I'm not her father.
Thing is, the moment a family member asks you for cash, it's over no mstter qhat you do. They already resent you. They'll be friendly unless the cash stops flowing.

With friends, it goes like this: If you didn't buy, unlucky. I told you in 1016. Now, let's say a close friend has disaster strike, of course I'll do all in my power. Except hand over cash.

>>21414478
Not cool, wouldn't trust
>>21415905
Bit arrogant move dont you think
>>21415845
Is it a loan, or a l'oan'?
>>21415935
Weird that you need to do that
>>21417505
Agree. Its all worthless otherwise

Rest of you are based.

>>21415942
It means /biz is where you're based

Yeah, but if it was possible to just help my father, I'd do that.

Unfortunately, he's not willing to abandon my mother.

I really hate my mother. She's a delusional greedy bitch and is literally insane.

>>21418197
What does it mean if people replied to based to me in other threads, but I was just visiting. I wasn't then or now based here. Im a fraud. Oh well whatever.

>>21417632
Start a fund that donates scholarships to other retards like yourself.
One of my goals give the regular kid scholarships.
>shows up to school
>gets average grades
>basic level sports

>>21418288

>>21418377
Great idea. Someone needs to help out those goofy bastards. Not me. But someone.

>>21417728
It wasn’t always like this

>>21417940
What went wrong? How did she turn out like that and you became a, dare I say, libertarian?

>>21418414
Thank you. I appreciate this. The two definitions provided make me want to smash my tv and lamps. But I won't. Self control gentleman. You saw it here first.

>>21415942
based retard

>>21418438
As soon as she was of age, she left for college in Seattle, WA. Flunked out, stayed there, got knocked up, and now lives back at home.

>>21418288
Based

But seroiously, it's the new woke. Based is woke before lefties stole woke so theyll probably steal based soon and say things like

>>my landlord is so based, he paid for my utilities during covid

>>21418416
O that will be after i die fren

>>21415942
cringe but based

>>21418572
Yea. I really don't care about helping retards either.

>>21414418
What's the point of wealth if not to lord it over those who oppressed you?
I always fantasize about making a trust fund for my siblings and parents.

>>21418546
RIP, I fear the same for my sister anon. Already very SJW. Is going to the local university though parents will be able to keep tabs on her.

>Is your sisters child at least white?

>>21418615
Now were cooking with fire

>>21418565
We will just evolve and create the new thing it’s always how it works.
Except Pepe that was an exception we took that motherfucker back

>>21418546
Feel you. My sis is 27 and living at home. Granted, portguese family (living in germany) so its sort of normal. Shes looking for a career as a dietician, preferably at a hospital that offers a career as a consultant, not a job as a coon.

My dad says shes welcome etc but ai really feel that a bit of grind and fending for herself would be exactly what she needs. I also think its much easier gor women to go back home at that age without pwople raising an eyebrow. Like, its not expected of you to stand on your own.

>>21418133
>>21418175
On second thought, maybe I’ll just give them a laser-etched titanium (paper) wallet with the USD equivalent in Ether.

>>21416295
Nice legs but no warrior genes. Sorry, man.

>>21418768
Fag nobody on the internet genuinely gives a fuck about your fag life story

>>21418101
And then it'll get flagged by the banks and federal agencies will investigate how much they like where you got it and take it from you.

>>21418713
Theyll never get pepe

>>21418637
Yeah it's sad. After she flunked out of college she started running around with this derelict whose parents both died of OD'ing on meth. He also did meth himself. And no, after she left him, the guy who knocked her up was >>21418612
a Vietnamese alcoholic scumbag.

>>21414418
My parents are already wealthy. I think not being a complete fuckup will make them happy enough.

Of course. I will and do share everything with my wife kids and siblings.

>>21418833
Miao miao fag fag
*angry wanking noises*
Its friday and you're here.

>>21414418
Hell no. They would waste it on stupid shit. I will probably never tell anybody (or at least downplay my success a lot) once I make it.

>>21418197
I don't trust them with more, watched them spend 90k inheritance down into overdraft territory in summer 2018 when I told them about LINK

>>21418888
F

I’m sorry to say it but your sister is fucking retarded A. Shouldn’t have fucked in the first place
B. Definitely could have aborted.

If the child was white I’d be down to raise it but naw mother fucker is on its own

>>21418768
Thats true, its definitely easier for women and they are held to a lower standard. With my sister though... She flunked out of college, ran around with losers, ended up a single mom, and now lives back at home in her 30s. She has no skills or expertise. Anyway you look at it, she failed at life.

>>21414478
Lol same bro, same

>>21419083
My sis took a loan to go on a holiday

>>21419186
Has this become a sister hate thread?

>>21419161
Its brutal. Would argue that the guys are to blame as well though. She shouldve moved back as soon as she flunked out/failed her purpose in Seattle

Imagine what your family would do right now if you gave them control of your investments. Would they sell? When? For how much? What would they spend the money on? Would they respect you? Would they take your advice? See, it's not about being nice to your family.

>>21414418
Yes

No. Do not under any circumstances tell anyone you are a multi millionaire. At most you can help them out if they are in a shit situation. Maybe help them out every now and then and say you got a bonus at "work". Give them good christmas gifts.

If you tell someone you are a millionaire you are no longer a friend or a family member. You are suddenly a bank. They no longer have any concern for their own financial well being because they know you will bail them out.

>>21414418

No. Mom is retired with a solid pension, dad makes $110/hr, older brother is getting promoted to CEO soon; and they all refused to invest into crypto with me, calling it a scam or "risky" or fake money that'll get banned, etc etc. On top of this my own father told me he isn't leaving me anything when he dies because he'll spend it all on vacations and other crap, because quote "rich families become too liberal and arrogant, I worked my way up and you should too". I'm the poorest and least successful member of the family, so I'm not giving them a dime of my Chainlink.

>>21419232
Dont hate her, I just dont understand hermindset. Shes always doing so well and so judgy and smug but shes objectively almost 30 and jobless, living st home. Id be freaking out years before i got there

>>21419152
As if all that weren't bad enough, she's also a mean mouthy cunt on top of it all. Typical fat twitter/plebbit SJW type.

>>21419322
hell. I would consider legal name change. F this world. Disappear with all that cash. yes please.

>>21419436
can you post a photo of your sister. im trying to cum

>>21419260
I gifted my dad 1 btc and he held it since 2018

I love my family but they're financial retards, so I have to be their wrangler. I'll probably have to create a trust fund for my parents just so they can retire. They lost 500k they put into starting a business and I can never trust them to be responsible again.

>>21419528
Kek coomer pilled. Just go on the amateur section of pornhub you’ll find either her or someone exactly like her

Sorry anon

>>21419614
Aye at least they took the risk. Won’t get anywhere in life if you don’t take risks

I’d liquidate everything if my dad needed it

>>21416099
This. Unironically loathe my parents for being basic bitch boomer hippies who lived in a giant economic bubble and somehow still ended up poor (and forcing two souls into existence so we could all experience poverty). I am gonna watch over that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>21415942
Let me demonstrate - I will call you a nigger, you will call me based.
NIGGER

>>21414418
depends how much i get, the tax rate makes that next to impossible unless i have upwards of 2mill. from there i'd just spread the wealth, keeping a majority for myself, maybe like 100k to each of my family members

>>21414523
Circumcision and kikery?

>>21415942
It's a secret codeword for "nigger".

>>21419707
Cool thanks.

>>21419989
Not anon in the (you) but
>Based