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i would still drag my balls through 10 miles of glass just to smell her used panties for 5 seconds

>>21395894
That would be sports cars, especially if you live near the ocean or alpine with salted roads in the winter.

>>21395894
holy shit white woman age like fine wine

>>21395894
No.
As a wife yes.
As a gf? No if you actually persuade them to do cam whoring and strip tease irl.

>>21395915
Because you're a mentally ill simp with negative self worth.

What the fucking shit, she got clubbed to bear fucking death with the ugly stick

>>21395926
if you leave the open bottle in the sun and put some cigarette butts in it

>>21395894
I'd still cum on that troll doll's face

>>21395894
>"27"

>>21395894
No fuckin way she's 27

>>21395940

>>21396001
Slop

she was ugly at 14 too. plenty of fine ass 27 year olds.

>>21395894
what are some good opening lines when you march with someone?

>>21395988
27 is the new 29. Women stay 27 for 20 years these days

>>21395894
what are some good opening lines when you match with someone?

>>21395915
>overused pasta
>not even using it correctly, leaving out the funniest parts
>turbosimp with zero self worth

Never change 4chan

>>21396064
Wanna fuck?

>penis.jpg

>>21395894
>>21396001

>deutsch
>erzieherin
>hat offensichtlich schon gekalbt

das ist keine frau sondern ein daemon der deine lebensenergie aussaugen wird

Women lie about their age on dating apps constantly. Usually by at least 6 years but as they get older 8-9 years is what they usually put their age down by

>>21395894
16 or 60

>>21396025
Huh?

>>21396121
You're dumb anon. You can't lie on the internet. It's illegal.

>>21395894
Won't fuck her disgusting tuna smelling pussy even for free

Kek

>>21396396
Cringe

>>21395894

i think she meant 37

>>21396151
this doesn't have anything to with women aging rapidly because she was ugly when she was a kid.

>>21396001
It's just too much sunbathing. It will age you faster than anything. And she's probably an alcoholic to boot.

>>21396424
Is she famous?

>>21395923
>driving sports car in winter

>>21395894
Saarbrücken lmao

Im not the only Saarländer in biz

>>21396396
that is cringe as fuck pls stop

>>21396396
Translate for non Krauts please

>>21396064
"You are a man"

>>21396396
translation?

>>21396525
basically she's being called out for lying about her age

she looks like 40, not 27.
white women, kek

>>21396001
knew she had a tattoo. somehow i can tell if ppl got tattoos with astonishing accuracy

>>21396525
>>21396565
hes calling her out for making herself younger in a very cringy way and she denies and acts confused

>>21395894
pretty much. unless you get yourself an asian, they're good up until 50

>>21395894
Their primary source of value is making you less lonely. And child rearing.
Looks matter much less after you get over a certain age.

>>21396590

I don't speak German yet I understood this. Low IQ posters huh?

>>21396525
>Heyho Jessica
>What are you doing tonight pretty lady?
>Not much how about you?
>I have a film downloaded if you want to come watch
>My favorite movie from when I was a kid
>Sorry but you're not really my type
>I only have a thing for Black men
>?? That's fine
> My girlfriend was like that too, sorry for bothering

Women aren't assets they are depreciating liabilities.

sun ages you faster. i never go out. even tho im almost 29 i look like 20 years old

>>21396117

Das.

>>21396674
Gekeckt!

>>21396689
You sound like a wonderful person.

>>21396565
in short :
he told her he also modified his age, she said she didnt. He was like oh really ?

>>21396674
fuck off, fake translation

>>21396863
stay mad aging roastie.

>>21396689
TITS OR GTFO

>>21396396
bASED

I'm thinking I should sell my SYS/BAND and go all in on link even though I would be forced to eat 1200 loss. WWYD?

>>21395949
Bad face, great tits

>>21396689

Yup. Get out of the sun if you are white. Always use sunscreen and have a skincare routine. I'm 33 and get told I look 25~ a LOT.

>>21395894
Jesus she looks like 45

>>21396396
>autistic german tries tinder
>isn't aware how cringe he is, hence why he can't find a gf

>>21396396
cringe fucking hell

>>21396064
"I am employed with full time job with 800+ credit score and I am interested in a long term relationship that leads to marriage"

Imagine being so blue pilled using dating apps, apps like Tinder are like Robinhood but for women, Men are the assets in this case not the woman. Women keep their value by taking it from men by robbing them of their time and money, you rob the man of time that he could otherwise be spending with higher quality women who probably would not be using tinder, robbing him of time he could be making money or learning a new skill.

>>21395915
>for a 27 y.o victim of feminism
Thats not how that works.

>>21395894
>nice interests
>smiling

checks enough boxes
Photoshopped beauty is overrated

>>21396396
God damn son, do you talk like that irl as well?

>>21396396
So this is why everyone is an incel here, holy kek. Imagine looking good enough to get matches and then being THIS CRINGEY

>>21396396
KEK
>>21396525
>>21396565
>Heyho Jessica
>Nono you shouldnt fib (stupid smily) ok i did myself a bit
>Why fib?
>I did rejuvenate myself a bit in regards to my age (sentence not grammatically correct)
>The girls search for this lol
>What are you talking about?
>I didint make me younger
>??really
>Oh sorry i was thinking

Quick answer. Women are worthless whores

>>21397357
The worst part is that all these women (and the dude pretending to be a women) are probably flooded with dozens of matches a day.

This Earth is truly a nightmare.

>>21396064
Just make a joke about pic or bio, just don’t say hey what’s up

>>21395894
Die ist 27? Lmao
Ich will nicht wissen, wieviel Alkohol und Sperma sie schon getrunken hat.

>>21395894
your penis will NEVER be inside of a vagina

>>21397536
she seems cool dont be an ass anon

>>21396001
>27
she's lying. 27 year olds don't look like that

>>21397536
>want someday
>>21397579
Any woman who wants kids but is still single at 36 is definitely *NOT* cool

maybe not the fastest, but definitely depreciating. unless you want kids, rent, don't buy

>>21395894
> Saarbrücken

Da ist dein Problem.

>>21397579
>Wants to have kids someday
I don't think she can

>>21397626
this, major red flag.

>>21396674
>movie
>not kino in original text

fake translationen herr kuckeinberg

>>21397057
unless shit's on fire then i'm not paying these gas prices.

>>21395894
Depends on how they treat their body's
I see women in their 30s with body's like young 20s but they probably Dona lot of cardio and don't smoke . Only drink socially etc
Most roasties fighting depression with Adderall ssris Xanax and alcohol get saggy tits by age 22 I've noticed

>>21395915
>her