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Tell me about your hobbies and interests! It's ok anon, I am a nerd too! I watched Big Bang Theory before!

*blinks eyes and grabs your hand waiting for an answer*

>> No.2135466
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after that i told her bought muh safeex and she got wet

>> No.2135490

>>2135466
10/10
But why she crying tho

>> No.2135505
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woman, you listin what you just said? You cannot love me.
>sigh
Big Bang ? nerd?yes I spend many hours with computer but i never
graduated highschool, neither do I have a valuable qualification.
therefore I am no nerd.
Crypto is my backyard. I might be one of those one man cryptomillionaire
wave and allaround sugardaddy material but you aint sugar baby for me.
You fucked it up. The bill is on me. Go fuck yourself. I go for other women
there are plenty other in the sea.

>> No.2135531

well... i live on 4chan, a few key boards define my interest

/biz/ for money making' (im rich, btw)-- i trading cryptocurrencies

/ck/ for cooking yummy meals for you and i

/fit/ because i like to keep in shape... i do push ups inbetween every 4chan post

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2135532

Flash your blockfolio at her lads. Then pump and dump.

t. I saw my normie cousins face drop when she saw dat valuation

>> No.2135545

>>2135434
>guides hands to the belt

>> No.2135546

>>2135531
Tell me about your portfolio babe. I'm so dumb with money!

*giggles*

>> No.2135566

>>2135546
*Tell me what is a portfolio, I am so dumb *giggles*

>> No.2135583

>>2135566
*pushes you and laughs hard*

I'm serious! Stop making fun of me!!

*hides mouth and seems embarrassed*

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>>2135434
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE
*safety protocols engage*
*REE alarm starts blaring*
ROASTIE CODE IN SECTOR B I REPEAT ROASTIE CODE IN SECTOR B
*blast shields begin lowering to cover anime figurine collection*
REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC, SECTOR B HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
*hard drives automatically self destruct*
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE ROASTIES HAVE INFILTRATED SECTOR B
*katana robots teleport behind roastie*
YOU HAVE ONE SECOND TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FILTHY CREATURE
*roastie stands there dumbstruck*
*katana robots slice her to 300 pieces in one swift motion*
heh nothin personel

>> No.2135645

>>2135615
my sides

>> No.2135657

>>2135615
Come'on boys...... I hear about this all the time from a friend I am interested in. He is interesting and told me about this board when I ask how to be rich like him.

Please tell me the secrets! I'm not like the other girls!!

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I get it. Shes really a gold digger and OP is testing us

>> No.2136702

>>2135434

> nerd
> not geek

Shoo shoo

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