/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21344191

>yfw "OHHHHH LINKIES" was not said in a mocking tone, but actually in a lustful and yearning tone

>>21344191
Someone help photoshop her into plaids. TQ

>>21344191
>>21344279
Always knew she was a linkdigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff02mApjDbE&t=9s


IT IS TIME

>$17.50 stable coin
It's so tiresome. When will it stop crabbing?

>>21344340
oh linkies!
the conference today revealed to the world the fat russian that runs this scam.
price has already tanked ten percent.
once it breaks through the five dollar resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.
once it shoots through the 2.5 mark, unabated fear will ripe through all linkies, with all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching their fingers continuously while refreshing binance.
the 0.5 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue.
the final deluded nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in link will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to binance to salvage some self-respect.
the price will tank at this point to sub 0.5, and most probably sub i.c.o. levels.
from that day forward the stinky linkie wagecucking nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.
stinky linkies will hold bags forever, with no job, no money, and no crypto.
i warned you linkies. there’s still time to get out. sell now. don’t be stinky, don’t be a linkie.

>>21344340
this did not age well

>>21344340
oh my god

>>21344191
fresh OC

>>21344340
I just nutted harder than I have in my entire life

>>21344340
>that ditzy anime whore voice