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2132171 No.2132171 [Reply] [Original]

Tfw still a lonely bitter virgin even with all the hundreds of thousands of dollars I made off crypto trading

>> No.2132187

fuck off moron
>I suffer having made thousand of dollars
I'm a virgin too and I haven't made a fortune. But I don't really care about virginity anymore plus I'm good looking, so there's that.

>> No.2132196

Well that means you can retire right now, and dedicate 100% of your time to getting fit, clearing up that acne, and finding happiness.

>> No.2132201

>>2132187
>virgin
>looking good
>pick one

>> No.2132205

>>2132171
Just get a hooker mang

Or make a tinder account with you and your money.

>> No.2132214

>>2132201
lmao that's funny because I've had enough evidence not to have your post make me insecure
inb4 mom told you, she's dead

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>> No.2132285
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>>2132201
That's not true desu.

>> No.2132367

>>2132285
when did you start your hormones?

>looking good / looking like a femboy
Choose one.

>> No.2132405

>>2132285

People will totally bash you for posting a pic online, but I gotta say you're a legit 8/10
>nohomo

>> No.2132434

>>2132405
>>2132367
Thats elliot rodger you fucking retards

>> No.2132446

>>2132201
I am both

>> No.2132456

Give $10k and i'll give you a shag m8

>> No.2132487

>>2132367
>>2132405
lmao

>> No.2132551

>>2132285
Elliot was weak framed beta gayface.

Good looking guys are not virgins

>> No.2132629
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>>2132551
>going on a killing spree
>beta

>> No.2132705

>>2132629
>going on a killing spree for ´Revenge for perceived sexual and social rejection´
> not beta

>> No.2132756

>>2132201
>Fuck someone
>Immediately you turn into a handsome 9/10 god

>> No.2132765

>>2132705
>stabbing three people to death with a knife
>beta

>> No.2132801
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>>2132756
>only good looking people have sex

>> No.2132908

>>2132285

Elliot was mentally and genetically weak and defective.

>> No.2132942

"real talk" for a second though... if you're a loser, what makes you think that making a few thousand ez dollars through crypto is going to fix all of your self-esteem/confidence/mental issues?

>> No.2132946

>>2132765
>cant get laid
>alpha

lmao

>> No.2132965

>>2132171
> Buy legends
> spend on banging pornstars in vegas.
> Problem solved

Do you hate pussy OP ? Oh wait... you wouldn't know. But now you can find out

>> No.2132998

get a lambo and show of at the local mc donalds

>> No.2133001

>>2132171
Lost my virginity to escort at 21 years old AMA.

>> No.2133019

Sharing is caring

>> No.2133217

>>2132942
They're young, they need a good ten years to understand. Right now it's moons and lamboland, 5-10 years it's a therapist and hospital trips for alcoholism.
They won't understand.

>> No.2133241

OP could you spare $50 worth of BTC to help another lonely bitter virgin get started in crypto with shitcoin moonmissions?

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>> No.2133255

give bitcoin NOW 1AuJo7Wjvu6FvkSLnkTKVcgMGhGwepoCXZ

(pls, i wanna get in2 trading :))

>> No.2133296

>>2133255
sent :)

>> No.2133368

Dont worry, anon, I still love you...


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Cheer up. Things could be much much worse. Theres always Thai hookers to take the sting away, check out Pattaya, highly recommended. Its cheap too!

>> No.2133395

Lost my virginity at 16 and have been having sex regularly since. Perks of being white, rich, and attractive.

>> No.2133448

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im still a loner virgin like you, just hoping i can make myself a bit of money out of this boom so i can at least lie down and rot in comfort

>> No.2133471

>>2133296
Is this the free money thread?

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>> No.2133532

Use those gains on a gym pass.
Hit weights twice a day. Pound glutamine, creatine, nitric oxide and protein daily.
Work out until you're sore daily. If you're not sore, you're wasting time.
Download good rap and house to run and workout to.

If you do this everyday for 2 years, you will look ripped and fuck lots of chicks.

>> No.2133631

>>2132201
This.
Only good looking people should reproduce. You can only cheat the system with money. Good job OP, you clawed your way out of genetic removal.

>> No.2133777

>>2132285

If that guy is pretty then I am pretty too, what the fuck.

>> No.2133869

>>2133777

Kek agrees with me. Please give me some spare cash to a poor pretty boy. Kek bless you.

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