/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have 13 LINK, 1 ETH, and 1 Apple stock.
Am I gonna make it?

SOXL

Spy dump either today, AH, or tomorrow.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tech is in a bubble
the rotation will happen again tomorrow
don't get to comfy

Based fuck the /pol/ shills.

>>21315751
You'll soon have more apple stocks you can make them play

Buy MDU

>he sat in cash waiting for a retest of march 23 lows

Posting again in new thread. I made a good profit on clsk and there appears to be a dip. Is anyone buying into this symbol or is it long over?

>>21315839
if the OP isn't a Anime fag the general is fake

ATH. IT'S OVER.

THE RECESSION IS OVER.

JPOW DID IT. HE SAVED US.

>>21315751
You will make it

The s&p 3500 august prophecy is happening

I like anime

Tsla @2000 eow

>>21315827
FNGU rugpull on the open
i can smell it

Come on horsie

Has the markets gone far enough

>buy fsptx fund because can't get qqq in my IRA
>Tech pumps
Wew lad

>Be fearful when others are greedy
-Warren Buffet, The Sage of Omaha

we are approaching Extreme Greed levels, tread lightly

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/warren-buffett-said-this-metric-signaled-the-2001-crash-now-its-sounding-the-alarm-on-stocks-around-the-world-2020-08-12

Buffett is on team /doomer/ now

just now learned that I don’t need to buy a full share of TQQQ

>>21316193
More like the SAGED of hahaha
>buy high
>sell low
True /biz/tard the senile boomer is.

>>21316203
Time to rotate into banks?

Looks like that's what he's doing...

>bagholding SLV cause I’m down $150
I fucking hate this.

>>21316193
yeah I'm gonna sit on some cash for a bit

>>21316272
>he bet against America

You have no one to blame but yourself

i now understand covered calls thanks to a few helpful anons. however, can someone now explain their STRATEGY for covered calls? do you sell weekly? months out?

>>21316203
Oh damn. How much time do we have?

>he didn't go all in on $OPTT

Alright lads I got 3K cash and 6K margin, put it all on TSLA or just sit here holding my dick?

I think it's fair to say today I am the king of /smg/

Chances Nvidia announces a split during their earnings report?

>>21316272
dude get out while you still have some dignity its getting dumped

>>21316320
We just entered bubble territory according to that. How much time is left? That's anyone's guess. The bigger the bubble gets, the more likely it is to pop in the next moment. How risky are you feeling?

>>21316370
what are your positions

MSFT really be crabbing when I want to sell it at break even...

>>21316370
Nope

>>21316203
based Buffet. Let's gooooo big crash this week

>>21316397
Almost all in leveraged tech ETFs
>>21316406
:(

I bought fractional shares of TSLA, soon they will become whole shares :)

BLNK BLNK BLNK

Earnings report tomorrow.

Why won’t airlines and cruises fuckimg crash again

>>21316377
I would actually love that. They have some big announcements coming up this month already

>>21316269
Buy some BAC?

MONEY

PRINTER

>>21316320
I immediately liquidated SOXL and put it into BAC.

That mother fucker is not going to go out being laughed at. He's going to make it happen and he's got the bags to do it.

Lads, let's say i sold to open a naked put on TDA. If i want to exit that position, can I just buy to close a contract and they'll cancel each other out? Or am i just stuck with it once I wrote it.

>>21315976
Good man.

>>21316044
No cuties for bears
Bears are not allowed fun.

>>21316385
The problem is that time has changed, this market could be propped up for a while and we will have no idea when it bursts. What we do know is that the elite have gotten EXTREMELY more rich, so hitting the reset button soon will only ensure them being able to buy up more companies for cheapies

>>21316480
That's what I did.

I'm not smarter than Warren Buffett and neither is Portnoy or anybody ITT.

inb4 faggots who made money during the most retarded bull run of all time talk shit

ABIO bro, wtf happened.
What a retarded day.
I'm gonna buy back in at the end of the month.

>>21316305
Son, your fathers just fucked raw the entire future generations and you are celebrating it. Thanks Mutts! I will cash out in October and buy some land with a comfy countryhouse near Moscow. And you say we are communist! Top kek

>>21316350
Why is it going up?

>>21316618
Don't buy TSLA

>>21316561
Literally everyone is smarter than the saged "buffet ogre" of hahaha. He's literally senile and never invested in the stock market in his entire life. Look it up. No, a hostile takeover to liquidate all assets and pay yourself with them is not "investing in the stock market".

YES BUFFETT YESSS
PUMP MY BAC BAGS HARDER

DONT buy my GNUS bags

>>21315711
How much money do I need to make anime a reality?

>>21316561
>inb4 faggots who made money during the most retarded bull run of all time talk shit
I 100x'd in crypto in 2018. You can make money no matter what direction the market is going or how fast. Now I'm in stocks and I'm up over 100% this year. Trading has changed and boomers need to get with it or be left to historical curiosity

>>21316632
go shit your diaper warren!

>>21315711
NAK
>NAK
NAK
>NAK
Is about to open up the biggest gold mine ever recorded in Alaska. This is your wake up call.

Someone short Natural Gas with me. options are very cheap right now

>>21316577
A shit day for 'rona stocks in general because of the russian vaccine scam. As long as it holds 6.20 it should be fine. No worries.

>>21315839
Why is /smg/ always filled with so many plebbitors. Do they blatantly advertise /biz/ on wall street bets or something?

>>21316633
I have no fucking idea.

>>21316738
no thanks. but I'm long XOM. ex dividends today.

>>21316632
fuck you, old man!

>>21316736
>Trump Jr opposed the Pebble Project
>Biden opposed the Pebble Project
No thanks

DKNG up 10% since monday. Earnings tomorrow, sell?

>>21316686
>buffet was the diaperchad all along

>>21316736
>2020
>niggers are still pushing this shitty p&d

reporting for duty

VROOM VROOM
;^)

>>21316847
Sell the news, anon.

>>21316814
>Biden
Is stupid and won’t get elected
>Trump
Smart enough to know that if he says something is bad, everyone will rush to disagree with it
I mean, it’s ok if you’re too scared to go all in anon. It takes balls to make BIG BUCKS and not everyone is set out for this life

the final 15 minutes is going to cause SPY to POOMP to an ATH

>>21316909
Wish I had the balls to commit to that but who knows what will happen. Good luck to you tho

>>21316758
You have balls of steel. I hope you're right lad. As long as it crabs until they drop the news I will relax.

>silver bros theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ww-TQUeA3E

>>21316411
>based Buffet. Let's gooooo big crash this week
Not 2001, more like 2018. We might crab for the rest of the year.

>>21315827
>"Tech is a bubble!" he cried, for the 7x10^55 time
Tech is, has, and will always be the only thing worth investing in. Been that way since fucking Bronze

>wkhs 14.90 didn't trigger
>barely went in on optt
>asshole so fucked yesterday it looks like a low profile tire
Guys I.... don't wanna do this anymore

>>21316686
>>21316810
KEEP TALKING SHIT AND I'LL HIRE SOMEONE TO MURK YOUR ASS, KID.

>>21316633
a pennystock on a slow gain will, if not acted on by an external force, moon
circle of life shit or something

Been trading like shit for last two weeks, need a circuit breaker in my investment strategy.

>>21316633
Didn't they do something with a deep sea battery or some shit

>>21316679
Always test the assumptions of your plays so you don't get blindsided!

>>21317036
This. Why the fuck would tech stop? Tech outpaced the DOW before corona and it will do so after.

>>21317055
go to bed, grandpa
nice sell on the airlines on the absolute bottom

>>21317133
I'm stuck with SQQQ bags from yesterday, so..

MHGVY chad staircase

>>21316814
I'm skeptical of a Trump caring about the environment over profits.

My boss just found out that I day trade while I'm at the office. He just called me out for it.

massive red dildo on the spy

TQQQ RUGPULL GET OUT GET OUT

What the fuck was that?

Its doomping AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A green dildo just flew over my house!

>>21317204
“Nigga I have money to lose in the stocks!”

Got $1500 in calls for SLV expiring on 8/21, what do, anons? Do I sell now and take my $400 or wait and hope for the best?

>>21315976
>>21315903
$WAIF is bullish right now friends

>>21316305
Not a bet against America, a bet against the dollar. America will survive by printing money.

HOLY FUCK IT'S OGRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21317204
top kek wait till he founds out you browse 4channel, you'll be out

CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS

HERE IT COMES

>>21317210
The CHADAQ's going to 12K EOY.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAAAAAAAIN

How do I hedge my shitty silver positions right now? I kind of want to toss money at TSLA but I'd rather wait until the split. Maybe more BAC? What are other people doing? I know there are some bag holders in here

Genuinely want to hang myself for not snagging more optt at 1.10 yesterday or even 1.30 today as planned. How much stonks would I have to give one of you to put a bullet in my brain I'm tired of missing lads

You will be punished for buying dips at ATH’s during a recession, pandemic, and a FED induced bubble. Say goodbye to 401(k). We’re crashing this week.

>>21317266
It's so ridiculous and juvenile I like it

>Another day without trading anything
maybe tomorrow

What's /SMG/s opinion on AACG?

>>21316561
We can go on all day about people getting lucky in this bull market and confusing it for skill, but at the end of they day, you're infinitely more retarded if you haven't made money this year. Any justification you have for this be it fundamentals or whatever bullshit is just cope. The only thing that matters is making money, that's the only reason why you're in the market.

>>21317192
no fucking way are you really in this?
I've been watching Mowi and SalMar for a while

>>21317000
Well, it's not my only stock but this was my best pick of the quarter. Good drug, good company, covid, oversubscribed offering at 9, low float, tends to run very easily. Now it's a little but wobbly because I don't know how the market will price in the russian vaccine thing. Besides swing traders restructuring because of timeline changes I don't see a single reason why this should be down.

I keep waiting to get into the stock market, but the market keeps fluctuating so much, idk what to buy

>>21317405
I'm talking about ignoring clear signs and calls from people like Buffett to gtfo

>>21317482
>SOXL
>TQQQ
>FNGU
>TECL

>>21317387
Recently got a lot going for it
Got listed on bitfolio yesterday and some other one I cant remember
Now on coinmarketcap today and got a preview of all the plans from some medium article. Still bullish despite retarded gas fees. I'd reccomend buying once those calm down unless you have big stacks.

Clayman looking cute today as AVGR climbs in power hour

What is the best penny stocks to buy right now?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>21317405
This. Let alone not making money, making hundred billion dollar losses like warren boomer is proof of complete and utter inexcusable retardation.

>>21317501
>Daily ETFs

>>21317411
yes, I got it yesterday. I am now, Salmonboi

>>21317522
yes

>>21317482
Wait for the crash this week and buy TQQQ at 60 next week

Anyone else doing an SQQQ power hour play right now?

>>21317504
You have an entire board to shill your gay scam you fucking imbecile. Stay the fuck out of the only refuge from pajeet shit.

>>21317522
yep

>>21317554
I literally just bought TQQQ after this post >>21317501

>>21317555
Checked but SPXS here

buy my covered calls you retards

>>21317589
If I had $250K to invest I would be making bank too.

Anyone holding optt overnight?

>>21317589
What do you do? Buy and hold TQQ? Swing trade?

>>21317405
I play the stock market for fun

It’s my hobby money

>>21317674
going to try for shiggles.

>>21317529
damn I'm actually bullish on foods, but Tyson management is shit and rough rice futies are complicated.

Norweigen kroner would also be good to have some exposure to

>>21317603
RIP anon
8/12/2020 - 8/13/2020

>>21317383

>>21317674
I am, but only because I ran out of day trades.

I just want to end a day green. Please God.

>>21317732
Only 200, and I wanted something to hold for over a year or more, so I guess it's not that big of a deal...right?

>>21317489
Why? Half of the people calling for it missed the bottom and have vested interest in another crash. The other half are just as opportunistic and aim to profit off of it. They're all bad actors with no more insight than you or I. It's easy to say there will be a crash when the market is pumping like this but more often than not you'll lose money trying to time it. Covid was different because of how obvious it was that it would affect the market but this time there's no real catalyst that hasn't been hanging around for years.

another day another shitty smg with no meme stock everyone is going in on. I miss workhorse and kodak easy gains.

>>21317665
I started with a hell of a lot less. You'll get there fren
>>21317684
Core position is SOXL but I swing trade shares and options in all the stuff in pic related when the opportunity presents itself. I'm a big fan of the leveraged ETFs since there's always some action to be had. Right now I have a big position in KOLD and LABU since they're on a nice dip. Bought some TLT calls yesterday which should turn around nicely in the next few days.
I have a futures account where I swing trade the e-mini S&P and treasuries. They inverse each other quite well so there's always some action.
I also hold a few dozen bitcoins waiting for the moon mission. Any day now..

cunny

>>21317782
Show me one historical crash that has had only one leg.

>>21317589
rookie numbers

>>21317720
>>21317749
Trying to avoid FOMO but God damnit I was ahead of the curve I deserved those gains and just didn't pick up many

>>21317822

>>21317852
Sweet, anon. I'll get there some day. I hit upper 5 digit range in my futures account occasionally though so I'm not far behind

>>21317758
How can you even be red on this day.
my whole watchlist, except MA, is green.

>>21316451
what makes you think it's gonna be positive

BASED

>>21317782
The people calling for it have the cash and algos to make it happen and the only reason it hasn't happened yet is they haven't done it.

Retail is a bunch of sheep running around aimlessly and once institutional money senses that retail has been sufficiently bled, they'll simply hit the button and it'll be all gone before your broker even opens for trading.

>>21317892
Based self confident anon
you will indeed make it

Tomorrow red or green?

>>21317913
I am green. I just haven't had a green day in 3 days and want to end green.

>EMAN earnings come up
>sweatybrowwipe.jpg

This could either make or break my portfolio.

>>21317968
fug now i gotta go play with my cat

Why are my SQQQ calls going up in price

>>21317823
>Show me one historical crash that has had only one leg.
Tech namely QQQ in the early 2000s. It wasn't until 2008 when it had a significant crash again. It had a few bounces during the dot com crash but nothing similar to this.

>>21317979
Same desu. But today Im up 2.5%
I got the AAPL dip.
>>21318008
Mine is crying outside the door but its too hort for her to cuddle and she sleeps on a wet towel.

>>21317981
I own it so it'll tank, just like everything else that I own does after earnings, good or bad

>up 5%
GOD I LOVE GREEN DAYS

>>21317721
I can recommend you this stock: POST

Cisco a good buy pre earnings?

>>21318090
My mojo will negate yours. We'll be fine.

Uhhh

how do i tell if this is just one leg of a spread?

>>21317981
I'm feeling confident.

>>21316468
You're not shorting are you? This is not a good time to short those.

>>21318151
I don’t wanna talk about it

>>21318025
Those were both multi-legged anon. Look it up. 2000 had as many as 5 legs down, ending in 2003. 2008 had 4, ending in 2019. If you count more liberally, both had 3 legs.

>>21318128
Could be hedging, could be a bet, could be arbitrage, could be a spread, could be a bank selling things to do X

Nobody knows.

>>21317261
mmm strike price? These are looking delicious. Are you destroyed in general mane?

>>21317261
take your 400 and gamble those to try and recoup.

>>21318111
I'm in hoping to see a nice leap up

Where's my pullback. I'm still 50% in cash like an idiot.

Why would you write puts? Don't you get crushed by the missed capital gains if you had just bought QQQ?

>>21318221
27.50. It's not an insane loss for me, I'd still have money left but it'd definitely be a loss. Hoping for the best.

>>21316468
october

>>21318128
Look at the date. It doesn't mean anything except "maybe there'll be a correction from this level at some point in the future".

>>21317261
I'm down 67% on my $26.5 calls 8/28.
Feels fucking great

>WTI SURGE
>CPI DOUBLE EXPECTED INCREASE

Fucking bullish as hell, bullish for stocks, bullish for cyclicals, bullish for rocks, bullish.

>>21318110
Cereal?
I do like being a food chad, I'll give it a look

>>21317522
Bet more.

>>21317926
Wall Street isn't a cohesive group, they're constantly trading against each other and if someone causes a dip, it usually gets bought up unless there's a fundamental reason why the market should go much lower and they all agree on it. A major drop needs a catalyst, like the second wave fear that quickly died out, without that we usually just see dips that get snapped up by everyone, including institutional investors. They've been caught with their pants down and were forced to buy during the run up, now they have as much to lose as anyone.
>>21318172
Of course it depends on what you consider legs but I'm looking at the chart right now and it's incomparable. Let's put the question a different way, what crashes rebounded to break all time highs again before crashing again and retesting their lows? Are there any in recent history?

I AM COOOOMINGG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Now that markets are closed, it's time to relax! Take a beer, liquor or whatever's your favorable drink and take it in one gulp!
Kaiji wouldn't want you to burn yourself out!

clack

>>21318350
80% down for me. Hope we get a reversal.

>>21318350
>buys into scam at the peak of pump
>oh fuck I'm losing money

down 3% yesterday and 4% today. time to kms

>>21318438
I'm up on everything but I'm still 50% in cash and I only buy dips. Where are my dips?

>>21318438
Kill yourself and claim the insurance bro

Why did Disney shit AH

wow some faggot niggers dumping SLV literally in the last 5 minutes. went from +1.3% down to just +.38%

GDXJ, SLV, SILJ all having major pullbacks after opening much higher

>>21318433
You have to admit, the paper flooding was unexpected. I would've thought JP Morgan would wait until it hit $40 to crash it.

NOOOOOO MY SPY CALLS

>down .68 cents
IM RUINED

Why is BIGC up 10% today!?!

It was on my watchlist but I went for Blackberry instead!!!!

Buy UBER puts for next week. They're about to lose California which is one of their largest markets

damit my 8/21 52 SIL did not fill in. Was going to join you negros, I'm already down 98% so i do not care

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .74%, pretty good! Ess and pee withing striking distance of ATH, and despite smol drop into close did trade higher than yesterday's intraday AND futures. Interesting that a new ATH wasn't quite where was preferred and we headed back down into the cozy thick volume, but still really makes me wonder what yesterday's deal was. Precies fail to close above yesterday's intraday lows, thinking I might purchase some tomorrow or Friday! Let's see what tonite's futures hold!

>>21318377
What crashes were responded to with this kind of QE?

I didn't mean they would sit down and coordinate it. The algos will do that all on their own.

Just look at the swings on TQQQ. They're getting more and more violent. I understand TQQQ is more volatile but just compare pre-March to this.

>>21318622
I’ll take it I guess

>>21318622
Up 2.2%
Needed that green after two red days.

>>21318418
Based
The best feel is to pay for a drink with your own money that you just earned.

>>21318622
I went up 50 dollars today

>>21318622
Up 9.82% on leveraged tech ETFs. Get in here, anons

>>21318622
Down $1.43 today (0.01%). Bought some THR today.

>>21318402
who?

>>21318418
THIS IS THE WORST WEEK AND WORST 3M PERIOD SINCE THE DUDEWEED INCIDENT

I'M IN THE PIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX. IF I RELAX NOW I'LL NEVER GET OUT

I WANT MONNEEYYYYYY!!!!!

>>21318423
kek
really though, he's obviously not deferring because of the market, there's a fucking pandemic. Is that twitter feed just retarded Sven Henrich jackoff fanstasies?

>>21318497
heh hehe, I just bought SLV calls again... we shall see!

>>21318661
AWALT

>>21318622
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EV3RYTHING BAD BAD BAAADDDD
I need to find some medical trials to sign up for.

>>21318656
>I’ll take it I guess
>Up 10%
Ill fackin stab ya mate

I almost bought Cisco puts why didn’t I

>>21318377
Most crashes ended up going back to ~80% of precrash value really fast before engaging a new leg. I argue that the brrr is pushing stocks higher than they should be, so that reaching a new ATH in these conditions is still "on-schedule" (maybe it's akin to reaching 70% of pre-crash value without brr). Additionally I want to further point out that if this is over, it's been the fastest crash in history by far, faster than almost all micro-crashes even.

>>21318423
Oh?

>>21318622
Down $150 thanks to SRNE. It is pain to be a long in these times of Russian Vax scams

Great day today. Made over $1500. Now Positive for the month. Hope you all had a great day as well

>>21318622
up over 19% (140k) see >>21317852
went to 100% cash and now planning my cobber puts and maximum profit on the impending crash
probably going iron condor on TSLA at the open just for shits and giggles

>>21318622
Up a nice 5%, which pretty much undid the last two red days and got me back in the green for the week. Feels great. Why can’t everyday be like this?

>>21318687
At least someone had a good time.

>>21318423
This has been a really long clack-clack-clack ride up.

>>21318711
oh btw for context this was yesterday lol

>>21318622
+.95% first green day in about 3 days.

>>21318622
>really makes me wonder what yesterday's deal was
Yeah, what the heck was that yesterday? All in the last 45 minutes of the day as well. Couldn't have just been because college football was cancelled?

>>21318622
Cucked mid day, but pulled it back around

>>21318622
greenboi
KHC looks like a reversal on the monthly

Shill me low cost stocks with huge upside potential like NAK. I want to gamble some money.

Whats the argument for a second leg down?
All gouvernments print money and practically banned the line going down. There is massive damage to the economy, but as long as the dollar gets destroyed the market literally can not drop.
If necessary the fucking Fed will buy shares like the Japs did.

The economy itself is fucked right now though. Except for tech, pharma, etc.

>>21318810
God giveth and god taketh away

ngmi

Is the rotation from growth to value over?

>>21318926
No money printing has ever worked historical. The critical failure case is japan, while other failure cases cause majestic crashes that eventually recover.
Next, just read the thread.

>ATM TSLA calls expiring in 2-3 weeks have a theta of -2.0 to -3.0

>>21318622
5% from yesterday's low.

i hope everyone here makes it, here’s my gains for the week

>market fails ATH test again
I hope you love big red dildos up your ass, bullfags.

>>21318965
The rotato potato game will continue at random intervals.

>>21318622
Down 0.37%

>>21318965
Money is pouring right back into tech.

>>21318986
Nevermind this is probably because the underlying is so high. AMZN is the same way.

>>21319001
Yes i'm so excited for daddy bear dick

>>21318997
Thanks fren, you too

>>21318622
Interesting day. In morning i was down as much as 1.4%. By close that squeaked over in to green for a MAKING IT +0.04%. Pretty happy with this considering my portfolio was nicely green yesterday among all the red. Beating s&p this week handily so far.

>>21318997
Why does your Robinhood look retarded

Canada bros shill me a good stock for the rest of the week.

>>21318622
I should have bought all the dips.

>>21318700
anime characters had it worse than you

Can someone please explain this 5-for-1 split and why it's so important?

I am up 1%... god

>csco

>>21319196
*For Tesla that is. Thank you anons

>>21319196
It's not but retards don't understand what stock splits do so they buy thinking it means free shares.

>>21318628
QE isn't enough of a catalyst to cause a crash. The Fed gave three trillion dollars taken from tax payers and those who hold USD and gave it to people who own stocks and bonds. They haven't been taking assets off the books so the injection is here to stay. As long as the Fed is willing to subsidize the stock market, what reason do I have to sell? Weak dollar? Debt? The US has been in massive debt for a very long time, if the system ever goes belly up your worry won't be about stocks or money, it will be about not getting eaten by gangs of raiders.

There has to be a consensus on a reason that is good enough to justify mass withdrawal of money from the market. That obviously doesn't exist right now because it hasn't happened. There's no reason to stay out of the market and wait for event that may happen only after the market increased by a lot. I doubt we'll retest the March lows if it does crash again. A few months of this and we may not even retest the current price. Opportunity cost is a bitch.

>>21319246
My saviour, thought it sounded bizarre

>>21319117
Should have got into AC at sub 16, CHR might be good. Oil stocks are pretty high so wait for a dip. CVE is my usual oil stock to follow, sold at $7.00 and now awaiting a dip. I got baited into buying some blackberry stocks which have done nothing but crab for 2months. Ultimately wait for the next market dip and check canadian oil

CVE
CNQ
SU

and maybe even pipeline stocks like IPL or PPL

CNQ is getting some buzz right now apparently it was estimated value for $40 but is still sitting in the mid 20s. Tempted to buy some share from them.

>>21318733
I think it’s about time to exit the market

>>21319117
Buy the dips. Dump the pumps. I holding. I'm going to buy if they dump I bet they wlil.

>>21319196
Robinzoomers that haven’t FOMO’d into Tesla yet because of the high share price will suddenly come barging through the doors to buy “cheap” Tesla. Same with Apple.

>>21319001
DO IT. Fill biz up with pink wojaks. An inundation of pink wojaks is a strong buy indicator.

>>21319225
Yeah my calls are fucked

>>21319246
Would now be a good time to pump and dump before the spazs clock it doesn't mean free shares?

Honest thoughts on the price movement of GME lately? It’s been climbing up nicely I think GameStop really could be a winner this month

CACI BEAT
MY BOY CACI
HE DID IT

Can someone explain to me why stocks dump after their EPS are higher than expected? See Cisco after hours.

>>21319371
I stay away from TSLA myself anon. It's a tossup to what will happen.

>>21319319
>PPL
I started buying and selling this because of how hard it has been crabbing and made a few hundred bucks. I'm hodling right now.

>>21319196
The assumption is that after the split meme magic will take it to $420.69 which would be the equivalent of $2103.45 now.

>>21319285
You asked about the bounce going past ATH. QE explains the math behind that and the second leg is just simply how it works and I suppose you can make an argument that printing money will indefinitely delay that but I'd argue that you're wrong.

>>21319225
boomer stocks
all the same dump potential, none of the lotto gain potential
why even

i cant make any money. either i lose on PnDs, baghold decent plays, or watch my boring ETFs go up/crab. i cant ever make a decent amount of money to grow

>>21319246
jesus christ why didn't I think about that...

truly, it pays to be a nit-wit vs. being a mid-wit

>>21319416
They lowered their outlook for the rest of the year. Slowing sales.

alright you guys gotta ease up with the anime shit, its getting obnoxious now and if you insist on posting it at least make it cool or interesting, not a bunch of faggot little girls ffs
is it too much to ask for a little testosterone around here

>>21319416
plenty of reasons why some stocks do this. common ones are
whisper expectations were higher
stock ran up into earnings
poor guidance

>>21319501
Buy leveraged index ETFs when they dump.

CSCO dumping, time to buy some more

>>21319442
I've got some stocks in their currently from a month or so ago but hands are iron - not gonna buy more tho - thank you anon.

>>21319477
A R T

>consumption is absolutely FUBAR (except e-commerce)
>people are mostly at home
>no sign of things going to a better direction
>stocks go up and keep going up

what the fuck is going on

>Its pass to Neymar and hope for the best show

WHY IS TECH THE ONLY THING GROWING
PUT MONEY ELSEWHERE, FUNDFAGS

Shill me low cost stocks with huge upside potential like NAK. I want to gamble some money.

>Up 5% on a stock I don’t know or understand, just bought the dip.
Should I take my 12 bucks and buy myself lunch? Or is this something to hold?

>BEKE IPO tomorrow

you don't want to miss this moon mission
>inb4 china
I don't care

>>21319558
i plan on it but i dont want to buy TQQQ or SOXL until a big fat poop occurs. I have 13k in cash for that time but i have a 26k account that is doing nothing and thats pathetic

>>21318622
Down 6% again. Maybe this isn't for me, but my all-time starting from the past 6 months is still +155% so I still feel like I can turn it around. Haven't suffered any catastrophic dumps really, but watching my account slowly bleed out sucks

>>21319617
Isn’t that a jogger stock?

>>21318622
Up 1% with a generic Europe ETF gaining 2.2%

>tfw I bought a few dozen shares of Tesla back when it was around $200
Am I finally gonna make it bros?

>>21319617
it's african amazon. it's a good long term hold but has a lot of risk since it's not definite they will actually become the amazon of africa

>>21319609
Imagine sticking your face in the ass marks imprinted on that leather

>>21319594
>/sp/
Nice to see people from there dont just gamble on sports

>>21318622
Up 1.58%

RKT didn't rape me too bad today.

>>21319692
Buy just a little bit more

>BFRA
im coming for you

>>21319643
What about FAS if it dumps? My biggest position is HFU (Canadian banks).

>>21319692
By make it, you mean go bankrupt when everyone realises electric cars are a meme then yes

You’re definitely going to make it

>>21319692
I also bought 100 shares of tsla at $220 last year but sold under $400 because i'm stupid.

What stocks do invest into if my outlook on the future is the following:
>China will take over the world
>Non-Chinese peoples will effectively become labor farms as China gains total control of all the world's nuclear programs due to Chinese backdoors in all technologies
>1 in every 10,000 non-Chinese men and women (I'm obviously the first) are randomly selected every month to bump up the caste system with an assigned Chinese partner for consensual procreation

Baba???

>>21318622
Bitch ass fucking dick day

red across the board tomorrow

>>21319594
>watching divegrass
>being a PSG fan
ngmi

>>21319609
Women like these make me wonder, do any of them go to college and try to become a professional? Or do they all try to become models and escorts the moment they realize they are fucking hot?

>>21319798
fuuuuuck I honestly can't imagine how much I would hate myself if this was me...

>>21318349
sure, it's a few months out, but I figure they're not going to be holding til expiration

>>21318208
>Nobody knows.
but there are UA "detector" plug ins and whatever that would help traders see if there was another large block of options trading on that today.

>>21319319
thanks lad

>>21319813
Batsoup rimited

>>21319552

>>21319608
Tech is a productivity multiplier. Tech solves all of life's problems. Through tech we achieve post-scarcity utopia.

>>21319692
I bought at $400 and sold at $1500. Only bought 4 shares though. I should go back in time to March and put all my money in it

>>21318929
a little ambitious there chum. Might calls were still in the money even in the worst part to the after hour dip yesterday

>>21319826
This girl literally just did "modelling" for a few years, hit big, and now just streams on Twitch and plays the /smg/ game.
Why would any attractive woman ever bother taking up jobs that smarter, more qualified people could do?

>>21319863
Or the Chinese translations:

BATTOOOSOOUUPPOOOO UNRIMIIITTTTEEEDDDD

>>21319608
My banks have had six green days. They will either start crabbing or dumping tomorrow.

>>21319695
Definitely high risk, higher reward. This can explode like MELI, but more likely than not, it will fizzle away. That's just this anons opinion though

>>21319826
>do any of them go to college and try to become a professional?
yes
there are even a few who do that AND try to be a family woman or whore
They all want a man better than them, so many of them end up unhappy if they make too much money or are too smart.

>>21319552
you gay?
Sounds like you like men.

>>21319813
China Unicom, Tencent Holdings

>>21319813
Ke holding tomorrow. unironically. biggest real estate company in china. If they take over the world they will probably control housing. also has the "tencent seal of approval" by having 40% owned by them

>>21319225
Added to my watch list.

>>21320036
God, I wish Nagatoro would bully me.

>>21319479
The Total Market Capitalization of Public U.S. Companies was 35 trillion as of 6/30/2020. 3 trillion wouldn't be enough to move the market 40% even if injected at the bottom in March. It could make the difference between a 80% retracement and pushing all time highs but I don't agree that that's is a common thing that happens during a crash unless you're talking about small drops at the start of the crash, not six months after the fact. We've never seen a recovery like this, mostly because the covid fears were an overreaction so the market quickly shook it off and looked past it.

Most of the money that has flown back in is institutional and retail investors reacting to a number of things but it's not limited to QE. I would have bought the March bottom regardless of that and we would still be up quite a lot as Covid didn't justify a 40% drop and there's nothing that justifies another one, unless you want to question stocks as a whole and their value, that's a bubble that won't pop any time soon.

>>21319826
Depends how much of Chad's approval they receive while growing up. If Chad is constantly dicking them throughout high school and they've had over a certain threshold of penises in them before college then they most likely open up an onlyfans/insta/snap exclusively for getting more chad approval before college. Whether or not they go depends entirely on how readily they prepare for their future, how thirsty they are for prime college-age chad cock, and the level of "sex positive" indoctrination they've been fed up to that point.

So you could probably write it out as an exact formula but I can't be assed to do so right now. You don't have to even be attractive btw, all that matters is how inflated your ego is. Even hamplanets and complete uggos can ride the gravy train if they know how to pander to their niche. They're just less likely to enter the game because they don't have the confidence.

>>21319582
Unlimited QE. One day it's going to end though.

>>21320036
>They all want a man better than them, so many of them end up unhappy if they make too much money or are too smart.
What a sad existence.

TSLA is so fucking done

>>21319609
you want to play an ipo?

>>21320130
... Are you really not cognizant of the fact that Covid was a convenient excuse for something that was going to happen anyway?

And you still haven't addressed the violence of the market. It's never, ever looked like this. It just swings harder and harder and eventually it will just keep going. You can SEE the momentum building.

>>21320251
who likes cadillacs besides niggers and actual boomers? it won't even matter

>>21320251
It's a station wagon?

>>21320251
F

>>21320312
The CTS-V is cool.

>>21320130
They deployed the printer tactically. Have you already forgotten how titanic green dildos were appearing out of nowhere for months just before a key meme line point was broken?

>>21320353
>tactically

>>21320251
Who the fuck is going to buy a $50,000 power wheels?

Some fuck called me from work during the last 4 min of power hour and it prevented me from buying optt. Either I owe that cunt a beer or his wife a load tomorrow morning

>>21318622
Today I am erect. ATH tomorrow.

either the threads are baked early and you guys bitch about it, or a new thread never gets created

>>21320291
Without Covid it would have quickly lost 40%? This goes in circles back to a catalyst that would cause people to withdraw that much money, there isn't one. There are a lot of reasons why you could consider stocks overvalued but no real reason why everyone else would. Money always flows back into stocks regardless of fundamentals because there's no other way to get a high return that is easily accessible, it's a self fulfilling proficiency.

As for the violence, volatility doesn't cocern me. It could crab for a decade after this, it could keeping going up, but it's unlikely to retest the March lows and any other possible drop isn't enough for me to withdraw my investments on the off chance something will happen. I'll buy every god damn dip and only sell if I feel that's what most people want to do, which is what I did in March. You're not unprotected in market, most times you can still sell before a major drop happens.

>>21318587
Making a note of it.

>page 10
you guys suck

>>21320643
Bake a new bread

>>21320644
Hope the catalyst doesn't come on a Saturday.

>hello is this the White House? Yes put me through Donald please
>don, don’t mind if I call you don? hi it’s eddy for Michigan
>listen, me and my wife just got back from Wendy’s and we just saw this newfangled tech stock, sleta, letas, Tesla! Yeah that one
>anyway, this stocks cutting right into my US oil profits and it’s really hurting my wife’s housing market investments, yeah it’s a really bitch, you mind if you print a little bit more cash for me buddy? Maybe dump it a little bit?
>yeah, it’s not like we’ll be paying for it!
>thanks don, see you at the gold club!
>HELEN, crack out the bubbles, I’m going lawn mowing!