/biz/ - Business & Finance

lord im going to commit a sin

>>21303745
that's a man

>>21303745
Success is the best revenge anon. If you can kill your ego (muh need to flex) it will ironically be the best flex possible - “yeah I got rich off nazi internet monopoly tokens and I retired early” fries everyones circuits.

I’m very interested too.

Maybe invite her over so she can see your mansion/loft/whatever not poor people apartment.

Of course the issue getting their attention first.

>>21303745
based
in b4 the normie niggers say this is NSFW

>>21303745
Source?

>>21303745
Once you get past the age of 20 you realize that pleasing your own ego doesn’t lead to happiness

>>21303745
Just grab them.

Fucking gross.

>>21303745
Waste your money on FunkoPops and dumb customizations for your car and other shit that makes women mad

>>21303745
That woman has a bigger cock than me

>>21303974
Fr who is this beautiful women

>>21304236
this desu
if you deck your car our in laminated funko boxes and glue some figures to it women will seethe. you will be the talk of twitter and reddit for months as every basedboy under the sun tries to dunk on your success

the only winning move is not to play

>>21303745
ignore them

>>21303745
i was going to report this for nsfw, but then she pulled out that delicious dick

why trannies always have a bigger pp then me

>a woman made this thread trying to fish for her ex who was really passionate about link

>>21304387
>ID looks like Funco NEE
Your fate is sealed, anon-kun

literal faggots

>>21303745
this tranny is hotter than my gf wtff??

>>21303745
reject them

>>21303745
Pay their bf to blow you. She'll want to fuck you afterwards for free.

Looks fake, the dick comes out too far below the waist line. Probably one of those more authentic dildos

>>21304020
that's a creative hairstyle

>>21304309
it's not a woman

>>21303745
women don't care what you think. they care about what other women think. If you want to flex on a woman it is more effective to do it through another woman. For example get some early 20 something ditz with fat titties and flaunt her around single cat lady circles.

>>21303745
I'm not gay. But that's hot af ngl

>>21303745
who is she?

>>21303836
This, trying to flex is lowly, it implies you care what other people think and women pick up on this instinctively.

Make subtle choices in your clothing and accessories that are tasteful, yet signal wealth. Women notice dumb shit like that. Go to the bar and have a couple drinks while you read the newspaper. Remain aloof at all times. Women may approach you. Ignore them, reject them, tell them your're married even though you're not wearing a wedding band. Best probably is to play the game they play and let them orbit your while you just see them as friends. Just don't fuck these women or you lose the game of chicken.

>>21304507
You're just mad because your dick twitched.

>>21303974
>>21304311
>>21304855
https://twitter.com/SofiaG4brielly

You're welcome

>>21304690
looks like one to me

>>21303745
That's a.......Shim?

>>21303745
Become a tranny and be a better woman than them because men are better at everything

>>21303745
This has to be a prosthetic dick. How do they get to be feminine and have massive slab cracking wangs ffs.

>>21304910
I do everything you said here all my life.

Never even kissed a girl

>>21305267
He air pumps it, just looked through its twitter

>>21304309
>>21304428
this is fucking uncanny. two anons post relatively the same thing with the same pepe image. i cant believe this is happening lads

>>21303789
What gave it away? Was it his dick?

>>21304309
>>21304428
hivemind

>>21303745
>he doesn't know about the hidden cameras pilots have access to

>>21306114
>ywn order a strip search for concealed weapons

Walk around with your bak account opened up in one hand and your 3.5 in or lower cock in the other saying Choose Wisely

>>21305576
>>21305764
Green id pepe and pink id pepe