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I've decided to let my lease expire and live out of my office and car (become stealth homeless). There's a gym close by and I've worked out the logistics for hygiene and food preparation. This is not because I cannot afford $1k per month in rent where I live, but because I would rather unironically pump $1k per month into speculative 100x shitcoins. If successful my realized gains will be $100k per month for the next 30 years, or $36M, non-compounded. What could go wrong? So shill me. Let's go!

>> No.21207874

Why don't you just sell your car and go vanlife? That would be way better

>> No.21208011

>>21207298
Show some respect to Bill Paxton and post a gif you fag

If your lease is expiring then just squat in the space as long as possible

>> No.21208072

>>21208011
Once you actually get evicted, invest in fake identities and use them to rent airbnb properties, then start over and squat there.

>> No.21208205

>>21207874
Yes, I have been actively looking into vanlife for awhile now. Priority right now is to get ahead of the bull market.

>> No.21208239

>>21208011
No desire to stay in my apartment.

>> No.21208302
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>>21207298
I made the mistake of going RV style. The piece of shit attracts cops like flys to shit. at least once a week they knock and ask why I am parked and how long I am planning to stay.

>> No.21208352

i slept in my car once and it fucking sucked. good luck bud.
t. my comf king bed

>> No.21208355

>>21208302
You gotta do contractor/sprinter van bro, put a ladder on the roof for stealth +100

>> No.21208442

>>21208352
I sleep on the floor most of the time already. Feels better on my back and seem to be better rested the next days. Beside, my bed can be converted into $400 worth of Chainlink.

>> No.21208449
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>>21208355
I fucking know that now! Been trying to sell this piece of shit to go that route. At least I have 600w solar panels so when I make the switch I don't have to invest in that again.

>> No.21208499

>>21208355
Nice. It's all about stealth. I've been leaning towards a Transit for the Ecoboost.

>> No.21208612
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>>21208352
You need to make adjustments, that's why it's best to have an old beater your willing to gut out a little. Even cutting and installing a vent on top, adding insulation and removing back seat to install something comfy. Mini ACs and electric heaters can do the job since it's a small space but if you got an electric car like a Prius, they usually have climate control so you don't need them and it doesn't turn your car on. You also need a small cooking stove that runs off propane and and a cast iron pan, because the last thing you want to do is waste all your gains on fast food. Farm fresh eggs don't need to be refrigerated and peanut butter honey sandwiches are cheap lunches.

>> No.21208622

>>21208302
Have you tried Walmart parking lots and Interstate rest stops?

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>>21208622
I am literally in between a samsclub and walmart now. I have 4 spots right now I alternate between weekly. But when I travel I use Harvesthost and Restops. Plan was originally go campsite to campsite but FUCKING plandemic shit fucked that up. Now my piece of shit started doing random massive shaking at certain distances so I am even more limited. Once I sell I am never getting an RV again.

>> No.21208787

>>21208612
I do have a fridge, microwave and rice cooker in my office.
Breakfast: oatmeal, whey, milk, fruit
Brunch: jerky, fruit
Lunch: sardines, vegetables
Snack: peanut butter and honey sandwich
Dinner: Chicken breast, brown rice and vegetables
Before bed: popcorn and cottage cheese
This is 2500 calories per day. 225pds lean.

>> No.21208811

>>21207298
based, i hope you make it anon

>> No.21208839

>>21208770
Lol my boss spent $81k on a new RV and has used it maybe three times in two years. Could be worse, anon.

>> No.21208883

>>21208770
what do you do for internet? Hotspot using your phone?

>> No.21208919

>>21208811
Checked and thanks, anon. Whole point of this is that my rent money goes to zero guaranteed. That $1000 per month into crypto seems much more worth it.

>> No.21208928
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>>21208787
You can save a lot of energy and money replacing fridge with a thermoelectric cooler. Everything else on that list is pretty legit. My faggot ass fridge broke on me, but when I bought one of those it doesn't even touch my battery cell life. Only reason I suggest cast iron cookware is it's easier to clean since you are not suppose to scrub it with soap and water, and the small green propane tanks are cheap and last long. I think you got this anon, you know what you are doing.

>> No.21209036

>>21207298
Holy shit why these poorfags dont have the most awesome parents ever? Don't tell me you're pushing 30 faggot. Fuck, anon's already cashed out millions with LINK. What the fuck are you still doing here?

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>>21208883
I pay 85 a month for bix wireless modem. Unlimited data (no throttle),long battery life (I recharge it every other day), and it's small (Fits in palm of my hand). It uses AT&T, but also can be used with TMobile. games and streaming has never been a problem.

>> No.21209064

>>21208928
Nice, good to know. I've been on a mission to optimize food prep and cleanup.

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>>21208839
Ya I spent 2K on an 84 Chevy Komfort with 24,000miles on it. Dumbest purchase in my life. Thought about just lighting it on fire.

>> No.21209157

>>21209036
Didn't discover /biz until a few months ago. In my defense, I did learn to crypto and buy Chainlink within one week of finding out about it.

I have a developed portfolio but I'm not happy with the boomer-tier gains.

>> No.21210140

>>21207298
Have a live in van decked out the all the goodies. Fridge, cedar walls, bed, stove, solar, all of that. Selling it. Not a good living environment for a city. Too much smog, noise, and nonsense going on. I noticed my attention and priorities and energy we're going to a bunch of things that I didn't not want to value. Simple things, like "where am I going to shit tonight." It of course may be different in a less urban environment. It's nice having space, private zones, etc. I decided to pay for the convenience of simple things. I have been homeless several times always by choice, I have had anywhere between 60k - 250k liquid at any given time, and I can only recommend that you spend more than one week living in your car before going all in.

>> No.21210269

>>21207298
Pre-election covid push is going to fuck you over