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I recently got redpilled. Lost my job and took the blackpill. I'm about to end it but i haven't got all out yet.
/pol/ told me to browse /biz but i'm having trouble understanding.
Please help a newfag out.

>what is the best cryptowallet?
>How do i buy chainlink?
>How does uniswap work?

>> No.21196082

>>21196059
I'll probably get ignored but it's worth asking anons for help.

>> No.21196197

>>21196059
best wallet depends on whether you want security, ease of use, or something in between. I use metamask for all my uniswap short term trades.

Chainlink should be available on most exchanges right now, just make an account and connect your card to buy

>> No.21196247

>>21196059
use metamask as a startet wallet anon.
super easy to use on your web browser.
also buy link or Ocean protocol

we're all in this together fren

>> No.21196369

>>21196059
Someone please correct me if I say something blatantly incorrect: Uniswap is a decentralised platform which allows you to trade using a pooling system which calculates the price using a constant equation. Basically, you connect your wallet, write in the contract adress to the coin you want to buy (or just select it in the drop down of its awailable) and it will give you a price based on what's currently pooled and how much you looking to buy. Then if your transfer goes through fast enough and the price doesn't change too much during the transfer it will make a trade without you needing to buy directly from a different trader.

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21196607

>>21196059
Money doesn't buy happiness but it sure as hell can increase power and decrease dependency. Both of which can form a stable platform to unfuck your shit mentally. /Biz/ is shit-tier for advice though so don't expect anyone to give you money-making instructions. You gotta DYOR.

>> No.21196677

>>21196059
I'm one of the less educated anons here but you seem genuine I'll do my best with what little I know.
First of all, do you have any savings?

>> No.21196698

If you dont know what you're doing youre going to get scammed or accidentally burn all your coins. Just stick with Coinbase/Gemini/Kraken/Binance newfag.

>> No.21196791

>>21196197
>>21196247
ok i'll download metamask.
>>21196607
i just want fuck you money and leave society for ever.
>>21196677
i could spare probably $200. I'm a poorfag :/

>> No.21196874

>>21196791
>i could spare probably $200. I'm a poorfag :/
Well you're not gonna make it cuz you called yourself a Poorfag
The difference between a rich person and a poor person is how he perceives himself.
What brought you to /pol/? How long have you been going?

>> No.21196964

>>21196059
You have to go back, polcel

>> No.21196995

>>21196874
I went to /pol/ after /b/ got spammed with trannies and footfags. Got redpilled 4 years ago and fell for the college degree meme. Corona hit and got laid off. I really wanna make it anon.

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21197023

>>21196059
Buy statera on uniswap and you will be comfier than ever.

>> No.21197028

Honestly i got bored of /pol. Too much hate.

>> No.21197066

>>21197023
why comfy?

>> No.21197085

>>21196791
Are you eligible for Trumpbux? $200 initial cash isn't nearly enough to make it anon.

>> No.21197096

>>21196995
Go all in XRP

>> No.21197110

>>21196059
Don’t give up. You need to spend the time to research stuff. Use google and YouTube to look up shit you don’t know. Learn as much as you can before you act on something. Learn about etherscan and understand it a little. Beware of scams, they’re abundant. You need to grow a bullshit filter real quick if you want in. Also, learn to have iron hands, weak hands will lose your money when you’re down.

You’ll fuck up but learn from every mistake. It’s not the end of the world.

>> No.21197119

>>21197066
Look at the chart

>> No.21197126

Advice for $400?

>> No.21197150

>>21196059
Get an account on Binance.

Buy bitcoin from Binance with money.

Invest in shitcoins

Wait for a year.

Profit.

>> No.21197236

>>21197023
>>21197066

Avoid Statera right now. It just had a huge pump, and chances really high you'll just be buying at the top.

>> No.21197244

>>21196995
/pol/ is good for the news occasionally but your mind after going there for too long will rot because of the constant demoralization shills.
If you want to get into Nat Soc, there are infinity better places.
If you want to make money, Nat Soc Idealogies will not help you whatsoever
I dont know you from Adam but if I had to guess your mindset is your number 1 problem. $200 has been turned into millions many times since before either of us were conceived.
You should check out some classic financial literature. Think and Grow Rich if followed correctly could be an incredible way for you to grow.
It won't happen overnight but rather over many nights.
I'd recommend you check out that book, there's a nice audio version roughly 10 hours long on youtube, lurk /biz/ without posting shit as not to lower the quality of the board, then after you've found yourself in a better mindset decide how YOU are going to make your fortune
If this advice meant anything to you, cease posting in your quest for (you)s and read about how money works. If not, then you've wasted your time and my time and you will continue to be a blackpilled 'poorfag'
Balls in your court anon

>> No.21197371

>>21197096
Fuck off

>> No.21197420

>>21197126
Same as $200, you might make a little but you sure as shit won't make it.
If you're unsure/are a newfag, wait for LINK to dip then buy in.

>> No.21197557

>>21196995
>fell for the college degree meme
Put in layman terms?

>> No.21197599

>>21196059
just buy LINK and HODL

>> No.21197709

advice for the first $400?

>> No.21197727

>>21197709
Yeah buy a fuckton of bleach and drink it faggot

>> No.21197850

>>21197727
can I buy bleach coin on coinbase?

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21197874

>>21196059
Buy pnk, stop watching porn and your like will be totally different in 1y from now.

>> No.21198010

>>21197850
Nevermind I was wrong. you're a fuckwit

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>> No.21198038

>>21196995
>I went to /pol/ after /b/ got spammed with trannies
I guess you won't last long here either

>> No.21198271

>>21196059
Download coinbase
Buy link or eth on coinbase
* if you want to use uniswap
Download metamask
Send eth or link from coinbase to metamask
Or
Download metamask
Use moonpay to buy eth and link

>> No.21198364

>>21196791
$200 is fine. it won't be overnight, but you can get that stack up to something more respectable in just a few good trades.

>> No.21198429

>>21197874
This is how you know something is dog shit when it has to be bailed out while it’s getting started by shitty political hacks.

>> No.21198496

>>21196059
Pink ID. Your destiny in coming here is to catch the next LINK in terms of gains , buy kleros (PNK) on uniswap. Hold for at least 1 year NO MATTER WHAT.