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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.21180824

Fuck outta here child

>> No.21180874

>>21180824
Hahahaha how many link you have? 15 newfag?

>> No.21180883

>>21180765
just wait until the link prices crash lmao

>> No.21180906

Get a fucking job you retard

>> No.21180926

>>21180765
Sioux Falls anon here you can stay with me fren

>> No.21180941

>>21180765
be nice to youre mom okay?

>> No.21180983

>>21180765
This pasta never gets old - I think your mom should be invited to the boat party and made to serve drinks

>> No.21181005
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>>21180824
>>21180883
>>21180906
>>21180926
>>21180941
>literally every reply is a newfag that doesn’t recognize the pasta
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.21181038

>>21180824

Remember when you got 3200 LINK per ETH back in the ICO pools on /biz/?
The same ETH you got for about $3 back when biz shilled ETH?

>> No.21181071
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21181071

>there will be a time where he only needs to give 1 LINK
we're all gonna make it

>> No.21181122

This is my favorite pasta of all time.

>> No.21181126

hooooolly shit these replies

>> No.21181138
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21181138

give her AST

>> No.21181169

>>21181005
retard it’s called fucking playing along

>> No.21181173

>>21180765
kek. You should convince her to let you stay a bit longer.. maybe one day you'll only have to give her 1 link.

>> No.21181181

Is your mom cute?

>> No.21181188

>>21180824
>>21180824
>>21180906
>>21180941
>>21180941
Go back to plebbit

>> No.21181224

The normies are pouring into biz at an alarming rate. Maybe one OG poster for every 10 newfaggot retard. The bull run is just getting started. What the fuck is this place going to look like in 6 months?

I don't want to lose contact with all my true OG Link Marines...

>> No.21181238

>>21181169
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.21181249

>>21181224
I’m going to miss you bros

>> No.21181268

Pasta based checked tell her get her steak knives ready

>> No.21181353

>>21180874
Lmfao this nufag doesn’t even know about the pasta

>> No.21181397

>>21181224
We'll be out here in the ether

When I make it I'm putting a link sticker on my 911, wave if you see me

>t 17k link

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>>21181038
stop it please

>> No.21181470

How do i get a job in the oil fields??

>> No.21181494

>>21181169
Shut up lol you stupid fucking negro

>> No.21181495

>>21180765
Listen to your mom you lazy cunt

>> No.21181503

Mike ways to be fucked in many ways

Haha

Fuck mobi

>> No.21181895

Youll give me 50 link per month rent but wont give your mom 35 link. Wtfwt about

>> No.21182028

>>21181122
I used to think it was dumb but now I love it so much it almost brings a tear to my eye every time it’s posted.

>> No.21182092

>>21181895
Hahahaha

>> No.21182181

>>21180765
Ill teach you to throw raves and be a chad if you wanna move to seattle for 50 link a month

>> No.21182392

>>21181224
We'll just be able to post our stacks to identify eachother fren. I've been here since 2017 and was to retarded to go all in on LINK until 2018 but normies are priced out of even a modest 3k stack now. Eventually we'll probably all have to evacuate to a discord or something to escape the newfags though

>> No.21182748

>>21180765
>She took away my XBOX too
lmao. get a fucking job you bum

>> No.21183288

>>21181238
and every pink wojak thread is genuine

>> No.21183893

>>21181238
>>21181494
>>>/out/

>> No.21184005

>>21181238
I was going to post this if you didn't

>> No.21184034

>>21180765
>MY MOM IS KICKiNG ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER .5 LINK?
EOY

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>>21180765
>>21180824
THE NUMBER JUST KEEPS GETTING SMALLER KEKKK

>> No.21184101

>>21184034
What was the original value? Any oldfags remember?

>> No.21184140

>this thread
sell signal

>> No.21184448

>>21184101
Started in the 350 range

>> No.21185234

>>21181071
that time?
August 13th

>> No.21185304

>>21180765
this just gets better and better

>> No.21185678

>>21181005
Stop it fag