/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21140684
imagine spending 3000 dollars for 20 pounds of pussy and ass

>>21140684

>>21140703
Imagine being incapable of escaping your bedroom multiple hours every day because you can't control your urges to coom.

>>21140684
Mfw this cost more than a night with a high class escort

>>21140761
Yeah, but you can fuck it every night.

>>21140684

my sides are in orbit

>>21140927
Imagine after you bust that nut and come to your senses, you pull your dick out and you begin the process of washing this silicone gel shaped butt. You rinse the vaginal reservoir to flush the water based lubricant and semen, use a mild dish soap, and then air dry it in a location that is hidden even though no one is going to be stopping by in the near or distant future

>>21141111
Holy fuck

>>21141111
oddly specific my good sir

>>21141111
Checked and based

>>21140684
Just couple thousands no big deal, if link goes to 1000 i would cry little

>>21141111
checked

>>21140684
damn, could've bought a doll with that money know. in 2 years maybe an actual sexbot.

>>21140684

Wow i love this forum

>>21141111
checked.

And also coming to senses realising what kind of fucking beta you are, that you are unable to fuck even 4/10 woman. Every woman has a pussy and every woman is horny. And here you are. With your 20 pounds of pussy and ass. Sitting alone in your dark room on your bed. Looking at all those thots that confident megachads fuck and are bored by them. And all you have is 20 punds of silicone pussy and ass. That costed you 300 000usd one year from now.

>>21141196
Ok fine fuck you it was me
But it’s still fucking with me and is well taken care of
If it were a car it’d be Excellent condition on KBB
Used everyday it is well worth the opportunity cost of not selling link
Fuck you faggots why did you even screenshot that

>>21140684
>$250,000 for a fake pussy

crazy

>>21141334
It's not a forum you fucking faggot it's an imageboard

>>21140684
Holy shit that's one really expensive silicon pussy.

>>21140684
Imagine 2k BTC on DMT

faggot mods deleted the other onahole thread

itt seething linklets who just bought a 50 "stack"

>>21141111
Checked. That's a fucking hilarious. People whu buy these things deserve to get beaten to death with a baseball bat

>>21140684
can anyone give me an amazon link for this plastic pussy? I want one really badly and don't even know whats the product name.

>>21141416
What a coomer , you can see he used the ass alot.

>>21141419
Still cheaper than the real thing ;)

>>21141613
recommending the ona general on /jp/. it lists several good ona's / hips / dolls (whatever ur in to), and where you can buy them from.

>>21140684
just sold 175 link at 11.5 for banging 18yo high end escorts during my holidays how justed am I?
>tfw im probably gonna get STDs and its not even going to be worth it but i can't help myself

>>>/jp/25264268

For all enthusiasts.

>>21141416
>That asshole tear
d-does this happen to IRL women as well?
Roastie meme is REAL?!!!??!

>>21141689
>tranny sos bye
what did kek mean by this?

>>21141416
i bought 2 fleshlights once, both from china, they were too fucking small i fucking hate chinks and my fat cock too damn fat for asian wife

>>21140684
I offered a guy once 300 Link for a bit of weed. He rejected and probably forgot about it by now.

>>21141689
>fuck an escort for $1k+
>she is gone in a couple of hours
>might catch an std
>>21140684
>bought a hip for 250 link (tiny compared to actual stack)
>fuck it every day for hours on end
>2 years later still usable
yeah i'm thinking op is based

>>21140684
Well when the pump is over he will at least have a decent masturbation device. He can eventually rent it out to you poorfags wanting to coom all day to forget about not selling chainlink's peak and make some decent returns.

>>21141111
Kekked and chekked

>>21141376
fake pussy is better than real pussy because it doesn't come with a demon attached to it

>>21141817
lmao burgers really pay $1k+ for an escort? here its 300chf (~$330) for one hour with a really high end ho

>>21140684
>Narrator: OP, in fact, did not make the right decision.

>>21142034
...so? those points still apply. your a brainwashed cuck if you think going to an escort is better than using an onahole.

>>21141416
based

>>21141760
only japan has mastered the art of the rubber pussy

>>21142034
yeah, because its such a seedy business in the US. makes no sense that its illegal in this degenerate fucking country

>>21142153
i guess ill test your word when i vacation in nippon with my fat fucking shitcoin gainz

>>21141376
have sex. I mean with a woman you love and loves you. Stop being incel. Make it, seed your waifu, raise well behaved human beings. Create values.

>>21142244
mean for >>21141967

>>21142207
nip sex shops are based. many don't allow foreigners though

>>21142357
lmao how come

>>21142341
fuck off, demon

>>21142244
> Blue id
> Blue pill comment

Yeah how the fuck can I trust a Thot that can and wil fuck behinde my back with all tinder and insta chads , remember doesn't matter how Chad you are there is someone better , and she knows it

>>21142357

I'm dying lmao

Whoever capped this and waited 2 years, you are a hero autist and i thank you for your service

>>21141416
LINK is like an epic adventure with side quests and everything, main quest takes years to grind

>>21142034
sorry youre also a cuck if you pay 300. oraybe they just double the price when they see your ugly ass cheese grill.
Personally I go with 100€ also high end, I dont need a full hour tho

>>21141111
Witnessed

>>21142357
>>21142427
Haven't been rejected yet so far so not sure if he's bullshiting, but my guess would be retarded tourists who freak out at all the "weird and freaky" stuff.

If he didn't visit sex workers but instead used his silicon pussy he probably saved at least 4000 dollars , so the guy has made the right decision

>>21141111
this is true, fleshlights are much easier to dry and hide

>>21142546
>Personally I go with 100€ also high end
Where do you find them and where do you live

>>21142093
>fucking a cold piece of fake butt is better than fucking 10/10 big titted teens right in their warm juicy cunts
sure m8

>>21142244
Entropy will kill every single one of your offspring. The relentless pursuit of dopamine is the only way.

>>21142724
Literally feels the same if there is no love involved.

>>21141111
Dark

>>21142724
this has been said in the other ona thread that was up just now too, but fucking an onahole is infinitely better. >>21140828

>>21142546
>I dont need a full hour tho
lmao thats why you only pay 100 you pathetic premature beta, I pay 300 but i fucking rape them during at least 45 minutes, and im ripped with a big cock, the only reason i cant get normal pussy is because im too autistic

>>21141334
This is a sell signal

>>21141111
wow

>>21141111
Fuggin checked and kekked never change 4chan

Why are we pumping? Haven't been on /biz/ in a while, there been an announcement about staking or something?

>>21140684
Are they usually $3,000?

>>21143500
>there been an announcement about staking or something?

no that would lead to a dump

>>21141111
excellent post fren.
>>21140684

>>21142600
Nah it really depends where you are at and shit. They usually go like this
Cheap->Accepts anyone
Affordable-> Nip only
Expensive-> Accepts anyone

>>21141111
ooh my sides
checked

>>21143832
Well shit, guess I'm just lucky so far. Haven't been blocked from any yet across all the places I've been.

>>21141111
It’s dishwasher safe

>>21141111
I do this with a fleshlight. It's worth it only once in a while. But if you can train yourself to muster the energy to clean it after cooming, you'll make a habit out of it and use it more frequently. I go between beating my dick and using my fleshlight. Really depends on what kind of week I'm having.

>>21141111
Just pull out before you cum or use condom.
Problem solved.

>>21145994
what about the lube and sweat that's still inside. that's not very hygienic. always remember to wash your ona's after use, anons!

>>21141111

the thread that saved /biz/

>>21140684
>mfw I realize all of the screencaps are about to be released

>>21140684
Get fucked

>vagina isnt disposable
he got ripped off in 2018 too.

>>21141111
Kekd and chekd

>>21141334
strong sell signal

I regret selling my suicide stack to pay off my debts instead of holding. That's life, I guess.

>>21140684