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So here's the gist, anon-

>be me
>be 25, white
>be a complete fuck up
>drop out of college after first year ('11)
>get on the heroin, OD on fentanyl, get off the shit (inb4 kys)
>move back in with good ol' dad
>work at a shitty bbq restaurant
>want to have kids with qt3.14 white gf but need to straighten my shit out first


Are there any kind /bizraelis who might have some kind of suggestion on how to start creating some adult-tier income?
Perhaps your first significant move or what inspired you to make it?
Has anon always been a savvy tycoon stacking up money from the cradle?

inb4 roasts&sages =D
tl;dr I'm broke how do I not?

>> No.2113348

Sell smack

>> No.2113369

>>2113244
sort yourself out first

clean up your room

>> No.2113382

>>2113348
Tried, got squeezed out by fent-selling niggers (won't sell fent cause I don't want to be responsible for people dying)

>> No.2113426
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>>2113369
my room actually looks pretty good right now

>> No.2113450

>>2113244
Stop thinking that white=right.

65% of this board isn't even white.

Also remember that drugs are for degenerates, and most of your friends are probably degenerates if they use drugs.

Live frugally, save your money, and find vehicles to invest. If you are lucky enough to have a high income already you can use the index fund method of stock investing, but if you don't make much money you would probably be better served with either getting better educated so that you can make more money (realtor's license, certificate in a trade, etc), or saving to start a business of some kind.

Don't move out of your parent's house until you make three times the rent of an apartment.

>> No.2113465

>>2113244
Literally kill yourself

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>>2113450
Thank you for the thoughtful reply anon.

>Not nec. white=right stormfag guy, more on the 14 side than the 88 side. just like the idea of creating some beautiful white chilluns.

>i agree drugs are for degenerates. trying to evolve past my degeneracy phase

>thinking of starting four-year paid air conditioning/HVAC course/internship, is that something /biz/ might recommend?

>> No.2113501

>>2113244
just be yourself

>> No.2113523

>>2113465
thank you edgelord

>> No.2113540
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>>2113501
that's good advice, neighbor

>> No.2113745

put literally all of your money into crypto

pick a thing, be homeless for a year, be rich

>> No.2113825

>>2113244
Go to a free local day trader/options trader, or stock trader meetup. Network and build a good rapport with the people in the group. Keep going to the group and be professional and helpful. The will teach you. Learn to trade futures contracts using paper money with TD ameritrade's thinkorswim. Paper trade consistently for a full month before using real money. Learn the fibonacci retracement patterns and test them to become confident in trading them. Save up $2k. Start with infinity futures platform. Use the knowledge you used from paper trading futures with your real money. Make around 40% and beyond on your original $2k in a month. This is what I did, but it does take discipline, drive, and a willing to take risk.

>> No.2113861

>>2113825
At the risk of sounding like an idiot, anon, how might I find such a meet-up? Would I be laughed out the door walking in with the two hundred dollars I have saved?

>> No.2113893

>>2113861
Go to meetup.com and search for "Stock" or "trading". Google might also help. Also, no you will not be laughed at. Be honest and say you're trying to learn. Most of the people at these groups are retired very wealthy men and they wish that the younger generations would be interested in trading. Just go in being humble, honest, and willing to ask questions.

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>>2113893
thanks anon. you are kind and wise

>> No.2113924

People giving advice to a druggy.

Cute.

>> No.2113935

>>2113918
No prob. Been at some low points as recent as last year and I turned myself around at the beginning of this year. It's been a journey but trading futures has been a life changer. Good Luck to you.

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>>2113924
former druggy, anon

>> No.2114951

>>2114041
Once a druggie, always a druggie

Fucking scum