/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21116541
Shit, I forgot
Previous thread: >>21114029

On a scale of 1 to you are fucked how bad is this

I got these green grapes from Publix today and they're especially tasty.

Where’s my stimulus money

>>21116541
redpill me on Zechs Merquise

Fuck me friends... I held 13,000 sdow into the weekend

>>21115972
how do you only get taxed 203 making 70k? I got taxed way more when I moonlighted

how is pfizer going down even though after market is over

>>21116572
How much did you have to be awarded over 10k margin? And where did it all go?

>>21116586
why is dubs the best one?

keep inflating that market, party can't stop now at any costs

>>21116600
Your digits will be your compensation for your losses.

>>21116012
With no material mandates nor testing the very idea that this has already been accepted as new normal and will probably be permanent in many parts of the country is deeply troubling for the health of the American way of life. Random shit that they made up on the spot has been taken as gospel.

It struggles my brain to understand why people don't stop to wonder if random pieces of pillow case were actually greatly effective, why haven't we been doing this for decades? Because as it turns out, they DID case studies on all this many decades ago and the transmission rates were within margin of error - there was no measurable difference.

>>21116633
Its in shares and I only put up 5k but nothing hit my bank so I assume its nothing

>>21116655
better curves , could be down to angles and pose

>>21116655
Cuz you gotem

>>21116613
Only factoring in social security and medicare tax

pretty sad i wont be able to buy the TQQQ dip monday. I guess ill just keep making little trades to make money before i can go all in on it

>>21116630
did you see trumps speech? Anyone holding medical is getting bogged

>>21116572
Hello, this is margin calling. Have my 2x the margin you used by Monday open or I will break your knee caps. See you Monday fren

>>21116586
Rollin
>>21116598
He cures cancer

Anyone in Teladoc here? Just got in today for a short/mid term play. Wondering if it'll be a good longterm.

I work at one of Europe’s top car manufacturing company that is listed in the stock market as a finance controller. My gf also works at a car company as an accountant but her company is private,

We receive sensitive data such as forecasted volumes for the market and monthly volumes for literally every car company (apart from Tesla for some weird reason) every day.

How can >we benefit from this, anons!!

>>21116743

Made like 16 off of it like two months ago and gave up.

Can someone give me a good recap on the Trump press meeting? PLEASE

>OPGN
I bought at $4.34 today and I'm hodling. Am I fucked?

>>21116724
Its all in shares but I can't add money cause they disabled my deposit and they can't liq me because market is closed
I'm assuming this is just a warning

>>21116586
This picture makes me feel like all women are my sisters lads. I dont even have a sister..

>>21116768
Yes

>>21116757
>being a finance controller and accountant
>too stupid to know how to use inside information

>>21116765
>Pay roll tax holiday/deferral
>extended eviction deadline
>student loans postponed
>Unemployment benefits extended

>>21116541
>webull
>chinese
>lets extremely small volumes completely unhinge the price of small stocks pre market and after close
>makes people fomo in, and lose money
>they literally delete $ because the shares just lose value, money doesn't actually get traded
>siphon $ out of america slowly

Im balls deep into webull, what should I switch to?

>>21116765
>fuck drug prices and middlemen and shieeeet
>deferring payroll taxes retroactively since july 1st to end of year, extendable at end of year
>if elected again, will get deals with NK and iran that will be good for US. If biden is elected, CHY NAH will own US.
>Chyna virus
>this isn't a press conference, it's a protest, therefore no need to wear masks. Umad, press?

Assuming this payroll deferral lasts till end of December and starts August 15th hell I'd get more if they just did a direct 1200/2400 check.

>>21116816

What the fuck happened to NET today? Pumps 6% and then shits the bed at -3%

>>21116837
>>21116822
All the extensions and deferrals and shit are dependent on either dems accepting the deal as is, or EO, whichever happens by, I guess monday?

>>21116858

wait didnt the whole market do that today?

>>21116678
For offices it's just half assed liability dodging. They mainly want to avoid the prospect of employee catching the coof at office and suing them because they didn't take measures to prevent virus spread in workplace. However, by not going all the way and supplying and requiring N95 masks/ gloves/goggles, they're still a bit vulnerable to that. Not in all countries but I could see a lawsuit like that happening in the US pretty easily, probably with some kind of settlement conclusion.

>>21116839
likely part of a larger starve the beast strategy someone has , if we can go on holiday now why not again in the future ? why not make it a longer holiday etc

if some shit recession comes in the future and rates are low, payroll tax is already on holiday where do you go from there ?

>>21116819
You overestimate the intelligence of an average accountant..

All they know is how to balance the books. They have literally 0 commercial acumen!!

>>21116860
Executive order. I'm assuming they can't do shit since they went on vacation.

>>21116845
You didn’t buy a lot did you? Nearly the absolute peak of a pnd and then bad news about drug prices comes out AH that’s gonna dump all bio stock on Monday.

>>21116012
>Face panties.
WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN POSTING MY "WEAR THE MASK SWEATY" PICS???

all they have to do is stop your sneezes from spraying saliva flecks as far, that's it. Seems to work in the asian countries, for regular flus and for the coof.

Covered calls will change your portfolio for the better.

>>21117026
what stonks do you do covered calls on?

>>21116829
i think most people here use thinkorswim

>>21116816
>>21117000
HOLY FUCK FAGS CHECK MY ID! AHHHHHH NOOOOOO!

>>21116572
how is this even possible? I tried using margin just to see how it is and they only gave me like $43 to fuck around with.. but my instant deposit limit is 5000 but that doesn't really mean shit

>>21117052
I do covered called on companies with upcoming earnings, but its also good on stocks you don't mind holding. Recently help TSM.

So, what's happening to Tesla and the spoopy leak?

>>21117085
>jewgate

>>21117085
give us inside information mr shekelstein

>>21117163
buy KTOV : ^ )

>>21117120
ive never done it before but im interested. does market cap of the stock matter to if youre actually able to sell your calls? like if theres no interest in buying the calls you write, you cant make the sale? or is there usually a market for them

which one of these will be profitable

>>21117085
what the next dip mr.rabbi?

>>21117130
Three possible outcomes
>it's legit and it tanks
>it's not and it pumps from publicity
>it's legit but nothing happens

>>21116586
i'll take far right and buy her a boob job. she's the biggest and would produce the largest sons for me

but i'd take any of them who am i kidding

>>21116586

>>21116586
come on baby

>>21117000
fuck, those digits. 300 shares man, 300 fucking shares...

>>21117130
Fraud is LITERALLY the TSLA brand

>>21116860
He wants to get it done by the end of next week

>>21117189
You want high options volume. Your broker should have the information for you.
Market cap is good if you want stability, higher market cap companies will generally be more stable.

>>21117097
Margin is based on your current portfolio

R8 my gains

Support KDP,KHC,& KO during these dark and shat times we're in. What's it hurt to drop a bottle of ketchup, a 2 liter of dr pepper, and a 2 liter of coke into your shopping cart? Your loyal shareholders ain't you?

>>21117194
DIS sub $100, never got revenge on that Walt goy

>>21117267
>t. broke tsla shorter

>>21117301
10/10 I am completely jelly.

>>21117321
DIS owns too many IPs to be going anywhere,

How did everyone do today?

>Bernie Sanders proposed a "Make Billionaires Pay Act"

>>21117286
So if you cashout do you get back what you paid to maintain that margin or does that go back to the broker

>>21117389
Who?

>>21117389
based

>>21117301
Well done, faggit. Now buy us all a shot

>>21117301
Pretty good desu
>>21117379
Could be worse

>>21117190
answer

>>21117301
>>21117350
How did you accomplish this anon? Struck big on options? You've put me to shame.

>>21117301
Wew lad. Good stuff anon

>>21117301
>Robin Hood

>>21117379
>memes

>>21117470
>boomer

>>21117511
>gambler

>>21116541
Tencent music puts and TGI calls. I'm-im gonna COOOOOOM

>>21117379
1% up, gonna be down monday from tarrifs

>>21117511
Don't feel discouraged, just keep making solid investments and you will get there eventually too
some people just get very luck, winners boast and losers stay silent

>>21117506
obviously the 85 call. im bullish on TSM and AMD but both stocks are back in crabbing phase to build up strength for the next pump by Q3 or Q4

If I sell company stock in a Roth 401k to immediately buy into a fund using the same Roth 401k, is there any tax penalty?

>>21117379
doin' alright

>>21117593
No as long as the funds never exit the account at any time. The entire purpose of a ROTH account is so a custodian keeps track of this.

>>21117379
7/8 of stocks shit the bed today and the last 1 carried me up 1.27%

Rate my gains only started a couple months back

Noob question incoming

When the apple stock split happens does the stock value fall or does it more or less stay the same? I have trouble understanding this cause I dont know what the numbers mean

>>21117511

No options at all, some of the big ones were the nog stocks when they were getting hyped (byfc and all those), then vaxart going to like $16 or so I believe, and lately, CLSK, I bought in at like $4 ish and it rocketed today.

>>21116743
I have heard they are greatly expanding operations & insiders think stock will be trading bn $500-$1k in 5 years. I'd be holding if I wasn't poor.

Brothers, whatchu doing on this cool Friday night? I’m practicing my Guitar, playing some sweet Guns & Roses While sipping some coors light

>>21117593
The limit of a Roth is that all capital gains are permanently locked to the account until you are "eligible" for retirement. You can remove your principle at any time over any period and it doesn't matter. But money made within the account can never leave it.

>>21117572
I have 40 shares of TSM, 10 of AAPL, 130 of SLV, 1 AMD call @86 8/14, 1 INTC put @80 8/14, 1 SLV call @26.50 8/21, and 1 NET call @42 8/21. Those are my current positions.

>>21117649
if doesn't lose value just the price changes and you get more shares

>>21117649
If the price before the split is 400 after it will be 100

>>21117668
You catch these rides and let go of them very well anon. I'm impressed.

>>21117593
You can buy and sell however you want, taxes need not apply. You can also sell covered calls, its the only options strategy allowed in retirement accounts.

>>21117649
the chart you posted is not adjusted for slips hence it looks like the stock price fell off a cliff
Normally charts adjust themselves for stock splits not to look stupid like that and be easy to track price over time

The numbers mean a shareholder would get 2 shares for every 1 they own, or 7 shares for every 1 they own.

>go on stocktwits for some penny shit
>another retard claiming he is shorting a stock that you can't short as a retail baby
these retards make me seethe

>>21117726
Yeah I know that part, if it's at 400 rn it's gonna be split into 100, but you have four. Question is, Do prices generally drop immediately after or rise because the stock is more available due to lower price? Like is it gonna moon to 110 or fall below 100?

Current feels on buying ILMN and DKNG?
The former had some losses recently and they could be in trouble because of competition, but I think their technology will still be used in the short term. DKNG is new but I feel has a lot of potential, specially if sports return.

>>21117379
>+$666.69


....what are my stocks trying to tell me guys?

>>21117821
from what i guess they will just drop to 100

>>21117768

>>21117768
Makes a ton of sense, but was it really nearing 650 in 2014?

Gun stocks are so comfy I think I will buy a new .45 with my $1600 divvy.

>>21117840
Going to 69 a goth girl

>>21117621
>>21117701
>>21117755
Neat. So barring withdrawal of any funds, the only thing that cuts into profit is if the brokerage has a fee for the sell/buy exchange?

>>21117821
It'll go up because all the faggots who have iPhones are going to see it's only $100 so now they can afford it

Any other NET bro’s miss selling at 45? Feels bad.

ONLY reply to this post if you have actually read a 10-k or 10-Q

>>21117888
Alright, thanks. I'll hold them for long term then.

>>21117821
if you had $100 and I exchanged that money with you to 5x $20 instead, or 10x $10 instead , are you any richer ? Did your business change in any meaningful way ?


From my experience a stock split is usually seen as a sign of confidence by individual investors.

>>21117910
i bet i'll be the only reply. reading 10's are essential to picking solid companies to invest in

>>21117896
>selling
Cloudflare has consistent 40-50% growth since IPO, why would I want to get off the train?

noob/dumb question
if you make a covered called and are forced to sell you still get the money from selling the shares on top of the premium right?

>>21117701
Isn’t that a bet that your disbursement tax rate will hold?

When is hiroshimoot going to put up 4chan for IPO? How much you buying if he does?

>>21117979
Yes you get the price of the strike x100

im horny and all alone on a friday night
post something hot

>>21118025

>>21118025
My girlfriend is on her period. Looks like it’s porn again for me tonight.

>>21118025

>>21117992
The foundational basis of Roth IRAs is that all money put into it is already taxed. Anything is possible with the government so changing that would basically involve repealing the entire 1997 law that created Roth IRAs and then you have bigger problems to worry about.

>>21117701
wait what

lmao TFSAs don't have this problem

Surely there's no way Monday will be green

>>21118291
Fuck off four eyed faggot nigger

>>21117807
>making the same shit post the 5th time
>still not getting a you
Here, faggot.

>>21116586
Roll

>>21116586
Please trips

>>21118424
2nd one
yes, they make me seethe really hard.

>>21116586
I mean I think dubs is the hottest, her or quints. Roll.

>>21116586
I need a gf so bad

>>21118487
Ok, keep seething then.

>>21118477
>>21118433
We got it

>>21116586
i like dubs the best, tho...

>>21118228
stupid fucking american tax vehicles,

TFSAs are simpler, but too many plebs see them as literal savings accounts

>>21118555
Would fuck all but trips and quads I'm eating that pussy. With enthusiasm. And vigor. Trips is hottest and lioness in the bed

>>21118546
i might seethe hard enough to create an account just to call these retards out and tell them they're attention seeking contrarian retards.

Any other chads and stacys use heikin ashi.

What's workhorse gonna do for earnings. Scared I was left with the bag today

>>21118228
TFSAs are a recent thing. Government-wise, it's a blunder, since it is the one and only good thing the people has ever been allowed to have (obviously it wasn't on purpose).
Before that we only had RRSPs which are similar to 401k's I think. You can take the money out (including gains) anytime, but you pay income tax on whatever you get out (in exchange the money you put in is tax-free), and there's a very low limit to how much you can put every year. You are allowed to trade any way you like in an RRSP, but in a TFSA you aren't allowed to trade at all, just invest. The CRA will go after you if you make real money and you have been doing more than buying and holding.

>>21118684
i dunno probs do good maybe announce partnership

>>21116655
Thong tanlines.

>>21117634
5/9
not good, but not great either

I
HATE
EVERYTHING

who is best broker to buy OTC?

>>21118739
whats so bad about it? makes everything easier to read

>>21118751
Schwab if you're a big boy who wears adult pants and monk strap shoes

>>21116541
*AHEM*
You shouldn't be allowed to listen to music of you watch the needle drop

>>21118867
Schwab is great except for the fact that they have probably the worst mobile experience of anyone. Not only is their app garbage, you have to call them and ask for your account to be specially permitted to be accessed on mobile which I don't get. They're 10 years behind everyone else in that department.

>>21118690
RRSPs are more tax deferrals, best to use them when you have a high income.

If your income is 100K and you put in 15K in and RRSP - your income is calculated like you only earned 85K

Later in life when you retire you withdraw from your RRSP and pay income tax on that (at a lower rate than what you 'saved' at your 100K salary)


18% of your income up to ~26K is the RRSP limit, pretty decent amount for most people seeing what the median income is.

TFSAs are a better solution for people until they start making more money to max that out and put the rest into RRSPs

If any /biz/bros want to start an investment group (group portfolio) join the discord: AQfsz9
Don't let your memes be dreams

>>21118986
>join the discord

Alright. Redpill me on Government programs

>>21118867
do adult diapers count?

>>21119055
>anything trump does is bad because he is bad man!

Alright lads let's see what you bought with your stonk gainz

>>21119055
they spent more than they had now they are crying

>>21119055
LOL they suddenly care about the solvency of Social Security and Medicare. Orange man truly bad

>>21119106
I'm thinking about a vintage Omega Seamaster, what do you all think?

>>21119055
Let that shit collapse already. I already know I'm not going to see a penny.

>>21119106
Nothing, just keeps going back to investing.
if I want to buy something I save for it outside of my usual savings.

>>21119055
I just don't get it guys, how come CNN only seems to care about the solvency of SS/BoomerCare when Republicans are in charge but never give a shit when Democrats are?

>>21119055
Boomers are destroying the future of this country

>>21119106
a golden rail? whatever floats your boat

>>21119154
Which one senpai they are nice watches

Buy from chrono24 so you don't get scammed

>>21119055
Good, FUCK payroll tax.

>>21117935
also BASED

>>21119204
Nice, thanks for the advice! That is definitely something I am worried about

>>21119055
Paying into Medicare or ss at this point is literally robbery. I guarantee you will never see a cent of it

>>21119174
It is beyond a meme at this point. We can totes afford trillions for a Green New Deal though!

>>21119204
>>21119218
Oh forgot to mention, that a 1950s SeaMaster is what I'm looking at

>TQQQ has had much greater returns since its inception than all other related non-leveraged ETF's, thus holding it long-term is a valid strategy. Historically, it's worked.

>>That is only because the ETF was only founded in 2010, and the past decade has seen unprecedented growth of the NASDAQ (which the ETF tracks). It's a sample bias, had TQQQ been around since the 90's it would have had much lower returns than related non-leveraged ETF's.

>The technology sector is only getting bigger than bigger, the 2020's will see it continue it's massive growth and thus TQQQ is a safe long-term hold.

>>You are a fool to think that the NASDAQ will continue to grow at this rate forever.

>>21119270
Did i sum up the argument of long holding vs not long holding TQQQ?

>>21119106
I bought 5 more shares of aaple, amongst other things. Could've timed the dip better though.

>>21119270
Might not be forever, but the 20s are going to be fantastic for tech

>4 months of full lockdown
>riots on the streets everyday
>covid still killing 1000s of people per day during the summer
>S&P is less than a +1% gain away from ATH
wtf is this clown world?

>>21119270
Leveraging is not for the long term, that's obvious.

>>21119286
You mean you bought 35 more shares of apple

>>21119292
Markets do not give a shit about niggatry, the day the riots started we went up 5%

>>21119055
A shrinking tax plus a greater proportion of the country receiving gibs from the government means either one, a combination of, or all of the following
>taxes are raised further on those that actually make money resulting in said tax base either fleeing or having less children, causing a negative feedback loop such as what you find in places like Detroit
>government takes out loans to pay for gibs programs (see Puerto Rico and Illinois)
>government prints money to pay for gibs programs. Not quite there yet, but we're pretty fucking close to actual money printing. 100% historical failure rate.
Something like 1 in 3 of all welfare recipients in the country live in California, the overwhelming majority of which Mexican/Squatamalan peasant who are either here illegally, or within a generation of being here illegally. The only thing keeping California afloat is Napa Valley, Big Agriculture, and most importantly big tech which is currently migrating to Texas. Once that's gone, you'll see some serious shit happen.

>>21119292
Imagine when people no longer give a fuck about the virus???

>>21118986
cringe

How much money do i need to swing trade stocks for a living?

>>21119270
You can simulate returns on TQQQ for like 100 years, it still wins over anything else by a wide margin. Add to that the existence of breakers (and trade halts) which ensure you can't lose 100% in a day (statistically, it's still theoretically possible), and the rebalancing, and you're always going to win with TQQQ or SOXL.

>>21119292
Yes absolutely

>apple net income barely budged in 5 years
>stock price went up 4X

Maybe they can add a measly 5B in income over 5 more years and reach a 4T valuation next

>>21119357
No one is moving to California to build a new factory. The current companies are NOT expanding existing operations in California or NY. The states are run by failed governments and mindless bureaucracies.

>>21119407
Does anyone have an argument against this?

>>21119292
>covid still killing 1000s of people per day
It ranges between 800-1400. In a country of 350 million people. Shit happens. It's never going away so either we live like this forever which apparently is a plan lots of politicians are pushing or we move on.

It's literally going to "spread" every single time you relax your constitution suspension. Eventually people are going to say no more to the constant skittish behavior of shutting everything down because 3 kids are sick from school.

>>21119372
>infecting 300k a day during summer season
now imagine how its gonna be like during winter

>>21119319
I would if I had the money anon. Believe me, I would.

>>21119477
I bet it'll be as miraculous as when pneumonia and flu deaths were cured early in the year at the exact same time Kung Flu occurred. Lowest flu season deaths in history coming up. In unrelated news Kung Flu deaths on the rise x1000 get inside and give up your rights right now.

>>21119477
im gonna post a hot take and say their won't be an increase during winter
we won't be seeing massive protests and gatherings when its cold as fuck

>>21119468
nah man, guys fucked up.

instead of taking your awful medicine once and then having a slow recovery you now are dealing with just a cluster fuck of a mess that no one else seems to have except you

>>21119477


The Virus is spreading and staying inside sill not stop it. Understand what I’m telling you? It’s over. We are heading back to work. Those who want/need to stay inside are free to do so.

Is there a global democracy etf? I don't want to own any stocks from authoritarian/pseudo-democratic countries (Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, etc).

thank you drumpf very cool

>>21119606
Activist investing, LUL

>>21119638
>betting against murrika
PWND

>>21119638
next time buy american

>>21119606
>global democracy
>pseudo-democratic countries (Russia)
You're more free to do as you please in the middle of Russia than you are anywhere in the EU. Always gets a laugh from me when those orgs give free press rankings and give high marks to EU and Canadian countries with "hate speech" laws and actually rank the USA lower despite being the only country in the western world where "hate speech" cannot be prosecuted.

>>21119106

Why did you mirror pic? Either way palagos is pretty cool I really want a black bay 58, 39mm is the perfect size for me.

>>21119652
investing in the losing side of the next cold war seems dumb

>>21119606
Here's a ticker for democracy
>SUC

>>21119398
Probably 25K

>>21119453
Well those retards in Sacramento decided it was a good idea to build a fucking bullet train in a state that suffers from constant earthquakes instead of finishing the next stage of the California water project, so now even Big Agriculture is fucked. The central valley (where pretty much all the country's fruit and nuts are grown) is sinking several feet a year because the underground aquifers are being depleted faster than they can be replenished. Every year, thousands of Californians that live in the interior of the state are having to pay $30,000+ bills to have their wells redug, meanwhile those literal faggots in LA steal the rest of the states water, and have the gall to bitch at almond farmers for using up too much water where there fucking city would only be able to support 100,000 people maximum if they had to rely on their own aquifers. Fuck this gay state.

>>21119606
The fuck this faggot talking about?

>>21119491
You already did, they're doing a 7:1 split

Congrats

>>21119671
>Why did you mirror pic
I didn't?

BB 58 is very hard to get

>>21119704
>dude it'll take too long what's the point
It's a 10 year project that was supposed to be started in 2006. It could have been done and even expanded upon by now if they had done it when they were told instead of building their retard train no one wants. What a horrible state. Never will understand the insane levels of smug people who live there have.

>>21119726
It's 4:1 though. With my previous 5 shares, I'll have 40 by the end.
God, I could only imagine if I had 35 shares before the split. The green anon, the GREEN.

>>21119700
i thought people here swing trade for a living with as little as 10k?

>>21119704
>Be Californian
>Vote to throw Money away on a Bay Area to Los Angeles railway system
>Vote again to throw more money away
>Again
>Again
>...Again
>It never happens, after billions of funding that you have voted away
>Politicians just give it to their "in-laws" who run contracting companies and they all get richer
>don't learn from this, and now vote to throw money away on a rail system from Los Angeles to Las Vegas

What the fuck is wrong with my state?

I'm surprised California ain't split off from the U.S yet. Supposed to be a major fault line around that way just waiting for the big one to crack it good.

I just had a really dumb idea in my head.
Do you guys think movie theaters like AMC will boom again IF corona is considered "gone" sometime in like mid-2021? I want to get 2022 LEAPs for AMC but I fear they might declare bankruptcy if nothingburger is still feared by the normies in 2021. But the call options are so cheap right now. If AMC even goes to $8, this can be a 10x bagger.. I don't know man.

What's going to happen with WKHS earnings on Monday?? Should I have bought more today?

>>21119820
>Californians consistently brag that if they were a country, they would be the fifth largest economy in the world
>Coronavirus happens
>Europoors freeze rent and mortages during Crises, and pay money for citizens to live
>Best California can do is $167 per week, and no rent freeze of any kind

What a fucking joke

>>21119846
They're ass deep in the hole man. Even if they got movies back the debt would kill them. That's the only reason I'd guess no one's bought them out yet. The debt is sending buyers screaming out the door.

>>21119859
California is a fucking joke and a shithole to live in if you make less than like $90k a year. This goes for countries like Korea and Japan as well.

>>21119805
Problem with California is the voters. The politicians are awful. They will never change. It is the voter’s responsibility to vote those cocksuckers out at this point.

>>21119766
The same kind of people that vote for releasing massive amounts of reservoir water into the ocean to save the delta smelt and bring back salmon during a drought. They're completely insulated from the consequences of their decisions.
>>21119805
Because on the coast you essentially have Massachusetts except with no drinking water, and Mississippi in the interior. California is exactly like Illinois where that state is ruined by Chicago, except our version of Chicago runs from LA to Monterey.

>>21119900
>90k

That’s poverty in California. You’ll be renting for your entire life

What’s Apple gonna do on Monday

Highly contagious virus. Loads of kiddies in schools. Yeah this will end real well.. Kids may be ok but the adults sure won't be. Our virus pal will be having a blast.

>>21119993
DOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21116541
When is the gambling earnings calendar releasing

>>21120022
Those digits aaahhhhhhhh

>>21116574
Congratulations anon. You have truly made it.

>>21119792
Yeah but you're a beginner

>>21120063
shhieeet I didn't mean that. Repeating digits gods please have mercy. I want a Moonshot Monday for Tech. Beeg green please

>>21120022
And then it will PUMP!

>>21119846
Actually movie theaters are going to start doing well again because they just repealed a bunch of antitrust bullshit

>>21117085
KIKE! AHHHHHHH

what will be the next 2 to 4X stock, quick anon

>>21116541
how was everybody's friday?

>>21120111
The gods have answered with trips!
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>>21119914
And replace them with what? I don't know if you've noticed this, but ALL politicians on both sides of the aisle (inb4 weak centrist) treat the rest of us like garbage. They're all living it up in their fancy mansions away from Joe Schmo Public, they siphon tax money away to take elaborate vacations, they engage in nepotism, kickbacks, you name it. Trump was supposed to be the anti-politician, but he's the same ole shit too. Trying to scare us with "New York Elites" when he's the biggest New York Elite there is. Forget all that lib-vs-con stuff. It honestly feels more like a haves-vs-have-nots problem.

>>21120239
>Trying to scare us with "New York Elites" when he's the biggest New York Elite there is. Forget all that lib-vs-con stuff. It honestly feels more like a haves-vs-have-nots problem.
Sup leftypol. Could you at least try to be more subtle on this comfy friday evening?

I'm holding INTC and THM over the weekend. What will I see on monday?

>>21119900
I heard from a guy that made 85k a year in orange county that he had to move to Oxnard or whatever that place is called, because in orange county all he could do was rent an apartment and could barely save a penny after all expenses were paid each month... it's fucking insane. AND NOW there's a record number of people leaving California for other states (which so happens to be republican states), will they vote for republicans? I'm pretty sure they won't

who here /lots of stocks/

Here is one month chart, since I just picked it investing back up. I read every /smg/ thread that there are in the hours that I’m awake and do nothing else but post memes. You all do provide a service wether you like to admit it or not.

WHAT THE FUCK BROS

TRUMP BULLSHITTED AT THE PODIUM ABOUT FUCKING CNN AND OTHER NONSENSE, BUT NO MENTION OF IMPOSING SANCTIONS ON CARRIE LAM???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
WHY AM I HEARING THIS FROM FUCKING NHK NEWS AND NOT AT THE ACTUAL FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE???

>>21120239
He won't suck China's dick and that's good enough for me. Fuck China and fuck commies.That being said, 50/50 chance he an Epstein level pedophile elite just like Bibben, Obongo and the rest. Our leaders are absolute fossils and we need a hard age cap of 55. Old people have a death grip on control and need to have the grace to step off and advise.

>>21120358
not bad at all! What did you invest in?

>>21119923
>>21120339
Yeah pretty much. I fucking hate living here.

>>21120360
Slow down anon. What are you babbling about now?

>>21120021
You type like a faggot

>>21120338
I tend to shop around and trim off as they win. It's kind of fun, like picking apples.

>>21116655
because dubs looks more natural eg. less make up

>>21117379
Not bad

>>21119792
yeah, as a supplement to job income
the people who can turn 5K into a 100K+ within a year don't lurk in this degenerate place

>>21120429
almost same account value as me too

im wondering if i should hold most of my stocks for like a year to see if they reach their original values, or if i should sell them next time we get a big gain like the first week of june and go all in on ETF's.

So uncovered calls are a very risky but potentially amazing source of income, aren't they?
And while the risk IS theoretically infinite, it's not really as dangerous as it seems, is it? I was looking at AAPL and I'm thinking 400 is fair price for them come election time considering Biden and Trump will both try to outdo the other with protecting the consumer from "big bad tech companies." Plus there's all the concerns with Europe and their privacy laws. And that's ignoring the massive bear in the china shop that is, well, China.
So I could sell an uncovered call on AAPL for, say, $450@18DEC, collect that 3800ish premium and so long as it doesn't breach $488 I keep that premium right? Or would I end up collecting only a portion of the premium?

>>21120402
I make 75k in NYC. Moved down temporarily in North Carolina. I bought a Kayak and a Bow. I unironically hope things never go back to normal. I can do my job from home. Fuck democrat cities, the woods/burbs is where it is at. NY is overrated and gay. I hope it is the next West Virginia, fuck metro areas to death I hate that my career is based there I don't want to go back. For what I pay for a shit apartment there I could be buying a 3 bedroom house here with a yard. Once again, fuck cities. City people are sick in the head.

>>21120463
>transfer $2000 into your brokerage account
>graphs shows gain of $2000

im onto your tricks

>>21116572
Thats based

>>21117379

Okay

>>21120481
I like to think /smg/ has an equal amount of 3 figure to 6 figure folk. Maybe an occasional 7 figure guy.

>>21120402
It's so nice in the bay, I can see why the wealthy people built their mansions in the hills.

I don't know what I'm going to do. I need a real job. And I'm nogunz. And kinda wanna go innawoods.

>>21120510
Imagine if NYC could become an autonomous zone and the rest of NY become politically competitive again, at the very least purple. Upstate New York has so much beauty but being subject to the frothing retards' whims down below is just not going to happen.

>>21120558
>noguns

you deserve to be eaten by a bear then

>>21120504
I have been doing well, 8k capitol and 50 dollars away from 9k total. Lost all my gains in corona, got them all back, lost them again, and finally settled on a method I feel climbs more steadily. 2 year account, and WFH has allowed me to get a ton of screen time. I made more in 5 months tan the previous 2 years of owning the account. I am thinking of opening an experimental account with like 2k. In this account I would invest the entire 2k in a stock, then as soon as a decent gain is made, sell 2k worth, and continue that forever leaving little bastard children everywhere. But it sound too messy to do in my main account.

My other idea is to throw 5k in a slow to recover bluechip and sell covered calls, then take the premuim and funnel it into shitcoin ponzi schemes. I think the crypto cult has at least one more big pump before the rug pull.

How have your trades been?

anyone eyeing VYST and RLFTF?

>>21120394
My first was an SLV call that worked out and then I bought apple and sold for profit when they announced stock split. Made a little more on silver and now I’m sticking to clean spark, workhorse, apple, and a few others I found along the way. Just trying to keep up the luck and keep learning actual investing and not gambling and maybe were gunna make it one day

>>21120226
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!

>>21120411
>The U.S. is placing sanctions on 11 Chinese officials and their allies in Hong Kong, including Chief Executive Carrie Lam

>>21120600
I'm not doing it on purpose...

>>21120536
this guy... one of the good ones, lots of good thigh and pantyhose artists of this type lately. And the Zettai Ryuko is top tier. And the JK's praying on innocent shotas. Too much good shit. Real life just can't compare

Anybody here think SSTI will moon this week?

>>21120598
One can only hope. Let those idiots run their little commies revolution experiment utopia. NY can;t die fast enough for me, I don't miss those piss soaked subways and streets. I am glad it's suffering from the commie college kid, future school shooter group know as antifa. They courted it. Literally frankensteins monster. Eat shit cities.

TSLA bvlls wwa?

2000 by next Friday or we riot

>>21120510
Truth. Cities are for mentally ill people. The pollution too reduces iq

>>21118690
>but in a TFSA you aren't allowed to trade at all
Not quite true. You can trade frequently and there is no rule that says you can't. The bit they can get you on is about using it as a business to generate an income. Things that will draw attention are regular withdrawals (like a regular income) and rapid runs towards seven figure balance.

>>21120706
it won't happen, if the Dems win in December they are just going to bail out all the big Dem cities and states and those states will just continue to spend other peoples money

>>21119055
CNN laying the yellow journalism on thick.

>>21120517
Probably a NETfag.

>>21120732
heck you can even do some options in a TFSA

Is there a limit to how many different stocks you can own?

I read that it would cost you around $200,000 to buy one stock of every publically traded US company (minus berkshire hathoway)

Has anyone ever done this? I kinda want to try, maybe I could be the first. I wonder if people would donate to the cause.

>>21120850
I imagine people have done this. Not too sure if it’s a good idea. But I imagine you would beat inflation if you held for 5-10 years

>>21120850
with fractional shares it might be possible to do it much cheaper depending on how many companies are qualified for it.

>>21120850
Just buy a whole market index fun u dummy

>>21120730
This. I think society breaks down at a certain density levels, and people stop solving their own problems and look to daddy government. This is why city people are more likely to support commie shit. They are used to taking it up the ass from the government and waiting for it to solve their problems. Yet they are rewarded with the highest cost of living on earth. In other words. But they will vote for it again and again.

>>21120749
You aren't wrong. If the Dems win the will spread their butt hole wide for China on day one. I purged my portfolio of direct china way back in Jan.

>>21117738
How are calls and puts affected? Might as well buy a 200 put rn..

>>21120874
Where can I buy a whole market fund?

>>21120850
The costs would be insane and the management of it would be hell. Thank of all the endless annual shareholder meetings for one thing. Generally speaking once your past 20 you may as well just bag an index fund and be done with it.

>>21120850
You can but buying one tracking etf of s&p, dow, and nasdaq achieves the same thing. Add the russel if you really want more small cap exposure.

>>21120536
Fuck that, kek'd. It's pretty obvious that at at least 70% of the people here sits on $10-500, 25% between $500-3000, 4% between $3000-10,000, 0.95% on $10,000-30,000 and 0.05% on $30,000+. I have only seen three people on /smg/ that has actually proved that they are playing around with more than 30k, that one guy that showed proof of a $150k trade he did late 2019 and the swede that shorted NQ with 12 contracts in total in the beginning of march (closed the entire trade at an average of ~7350, which means he made around ~$400k in like ~2 weeks), I can't remember what the third guy did specifically but it involved a lot of money aswell

>>21120884
City dwellers are also well aware that much of the country hates them and their megacities. There is, however; a certain charm to the hustle and bustle of the big city and the lifestyle. But it is short-lived and people grow sick of paying $5,000 a month for a rat infested boy to live in. They know that deep down, something is wrong with the city they live in

I'm financially ruined.

>>21121005
*rat infested box*

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>>21120812
IDK wtf I'm doing with this graph, 4.7k principle and I made 2k today on one investment so I'm happy

>>21120891
there are a few etfs that attempt to give you total market exposure. Vanguard etc. These are not obscure ETFs.

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>>21121025
Jesus dude wtf?

>>21121014
I suggest you click Help.

>>21117379
I did okay. I didn't sell the NET pump so I guess I am holding that for a bit.

NEW

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>>21120850
VTI/VTSAX or SWTSX are all total u.s funds. The whole U.S stock market in one go. Wait for a dip and buy. If you'd bought in march you'd be sitting nice now. Bring up the S&P on google at 4:00. If it's up, hey I made money. If it's down, shit I lost money. Easy as hell. Takes maybe 5 min to do. Sure beats login into your brokerage application each time.

>>21121121
too early

>>21120992
Nah I think the most of us have 5-6 figure net-worths, but I don't know about account sizes. Robinhood is just for the fucking-around money.

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>>21121135
The purpose isn't for profit or any big brained strategy. You guys are looking into this too much.

It's literally just doing it for the meme. Imagine owning 3,671 DIFFERENT stocks.

Imagine how long it would take you to scroll through the entire list.

>>21120992
Nah, I think the general age group of /biz/ has grown to be more 20+ in non-shitcoin threads. I see people here talking about tickers & strategies that people with <mid 5 figures can't feasibly attempt, like writing covered calls on something like AAPL or TQQQ for example. And not just one broker either, I see a variety like Webull, TOS, RH, even IB sometimes.

>>21121170
I'm 25. I thought that was the average age here. 90k salary per year just graduated have a 500k mortgage and around 20k in stocks

>>21121116
>$30k in Wealthsimple
There's no way IBKR or Questrade isn't a better option at that point

>>21121005
>There is, however; a certain charm to the hustle and bustle of the big city

lol no there isn't

>>21119606
How do I long Nazism?

>>21116586
plz let me get diggits!!! plz reddit!

Marriott has their earnings call on Monday. Does anyone know if buying puts would be a good play?

>>21120992
Bullshit biz is that poor. I make approximately 150k a year and Im sure theres plenty of people in tech and engineering on 4chan that make more than me. This isnt the 4chan of the 00's anymore. We're nerds that have grown up and have little else to do but work and accumulate cash.

>>21121170
>I see people here talking about tickers & strategies that people with <mid 5 figures can't feasibly attempt,
Shhh! Stop paying attention to that. /smg/ is entirely neet 18 year olds gambling with their $500 piggie banks and that is the OFFICIAL explanation.

>>21121566
Alright. What's the next 10x bagger? My budget is $500. I need a biopharma suicide stack ASAP with a small marketcap, no more than $3.5 million.

>>21121719
>posting gross kpop's mental illness whores when you have pics of autistic qt's
why?

>>21121753
Because I can't find a 10x bagger that can bring my $500 account to $5000.

>>21120886
If you have a 500 call before split, after the split it'll be 125 same for puts