/biz/ - Business & Finance

RKT singlehandedly saving me from financial peril

i just want everyone to know i've almost finished s1 of kaiji
i hope your portfolio does as well as kaiji has!

TSM
>Bought @ 50
>Sold @ 75
>Bought @ 70
>Sold @ 80
>Bought @ 78
>Sold today @ 80

Can't wait to buy one last dip next week, then hold until the next plateau.

How was your week? And what do you guys plan on doing over the weekend?

Trump announcement soon, get it while it's hot boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMQ9RAFPOU

F I R S T

S O L A R

>>21114062
did you buy day 1?

>>21114062
where do people think this stock will go?

>>21114100
Not expecting good news 2bh

>>21114085
I'm "going to a concert" Going to
>take shower, put on clothes I would go to a concert in
>cook a nice ribeye and have some whiskey for dinner
>Put the concert on Youtube and enjoy

gotta do something during this shitty quarantine.

WHENS THE STREAM GONNA START REEEEEE

'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
'uv burgers
'uv me oil
'uv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
___________________________________
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
OKLAHOMA NATL GUARD 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

>see this on the front page of investing.com

>>21114122
I have no clue, except that "mortgage company larps as tech unicorn" reminds me to much of WeWork

apparently hes going to comment on Beirut, which should be interesting since everyones pointing the finger at eachother. Did yall see the video, that was a massive blast

>>21114062
>micron
>rtx
>wdc
retard what the fuck are you doing. why are you buying this hot garbage

>>21114062
based. i have WDC myself. we will see a push back to 41, im certain.

>>21114143
A-Fucking-Men brotha!

_________________________
Ted
USMC March '71 - May '71
Boobs, Toobs, and Doobs!

>>21114140

That literally sounds like a lovely experience

>>21114146
saving that desu, good rarity

>>21114038
Then explain to me how SMIC will get their hands on EUV equipment.
I literally just explained why this isn't something you can just throw endless money in and hope for the best. Why do you even think Intel's been struggling? Money's not the issue for them as you can clearly see with their balance sheet.

i'll admit defeat if somehow we get news that ASML will decide to deal with the CCP.

took my gains from AMD and ATVI and dropped them into MSFT. I'm thinking with the possible tiktok acquisition it can get big but there's already a lot of buzz in the price so idk.

>>21114164

niggers wont pay there mortgages

>>21114140
sounds pretty comfy ngl

>>21114176
Kiwifarms has a mega thread with all the videos, I saw one from the roof of the building across the street

he died

>>21114143
Airlines and cruiselines
*sips*
They want to shake me from my big green bags
*sips*
Not happenin'
*sips*
I understand pent up demand. I'll just keep averaging down.
*sips*

>>21114176
My take on it is that there was a freight ship full of ammonium nitrate on a freighter from Russia, they tried to send it back but Russia said no so it sat on a boat for God knows how long
The fireworks explosion was suspiciously near the warehouse in which the ammonium nitrate was stored, the fire spread to the warehouse and it caused an explosion

Currently bag holding AAPL and FB calls, both bought on the way up (AAPL yesterday, FB today). Why am I so bad at this. I need AAPL and FB to have some good days next week.

>>21114085

What a week! Planning to take the old lady out to TGI Friday's tonight, then gonna make sweet love to her later. Tomorrow got some work to do on my Camaro, ran when parked and she doesn't wanna start again

---------------------------------------------------------
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
OKLAHOMA NATL GUARD 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

MASSIVE TESLA WHISTLEBLOWER DOC LEAK
>MASSIVE TESLA WHISTLEBLOWER DOC LEAK
MASSIVE TESLA WHISTLEBLOWER DOC LEAK
>MASSIVE TESLA WHISTLEBLOWER DOC LEAK

GOOGLE DRIVE HERE, DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17zV0dw4AAg2njqfHIsy6hK61zAHiufxm

Anyone got a Trump stream???

>>21114143
kek based

>>21114270
whitehouse.gov live google it

otherwise here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMQ9RAFPOU

>>21114265
What's it about?

>>21114270

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMQ9RAFPOU

>>21114197
please go back to plebbit

>>21114265
what is this?

>>21114265
Where did you find this

>>21114229
>>21114197
Thanks frens

>>21114265
LMAO where did you get this anon?

this trump guy is kind of a douchebag and he talks like a retard

Divvies are fine if you know for damn sure that sweet payout is nice and healthy. Take T and KO. There's only 3 providers of cell service for a few billion people. Considering that smart phones are a "must have" thing now like your gas bill I don't see T having any issues paying out that sweet divvy. KO ain't going anywhere either unless your able to convince a few billion people to just turn into health junkies who drink nothing but milk and water. KO flows like wine at every Disney park...

>>21114265
>clicking on a literal honeypot

nah senpai I'm good, post it here

>>21114265

>>21114265
Expand upon this please. Anything particularly juicy?
Laughing at anyone being long tsla right now though.

IT'S 7:08 WHERE IS HE???????????????

>>21114135
doesn't it feel like rugpull time?
The employment numbers ARE TOO FUCKING GOOD

Mitch and Nancy going to create some new cheapies

I hate everything.

Sup /biz/, been reading about stocks for some weeks and I'll start investing now.

I plan on starting with 1k to get my feet wet. I'm not thinking on "making it" or anything like that, just want to supplement my current income so I'm more inclined toward "safe" (I know there's no such things) stocks. Should I stick to the big ones (AAPL, MSFT...) or there's something interesting going on? Thanks senpai

>>21114352
KO does a TON of water. Fizzy water, flavored water, plain water, you name it. Most plain water brands are owned by KO.

>>21114265
Should I post the screenshots of contents on Stocktwits?

>>21114265
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>>21114250
Me IRL

>>21114360
Something about scrap created by Tesla's gigafactory but im just now cracking this open also BIG TESLA PUTS ON MONDAY BOIS

>>21114146
2020 is the clown market

>>21114390
if you don't want to do any research, stick it into an ETF
QQQ is popular here for 100% tech exposure
Ark invest has a bunch of ETFs on stocks with high growth potential
The best results come from separating winners from losers, which takes a lot of effort and research

>>21114265
And they say we can't be quicker than the algos
>but it's after markets close on a friday so we lose anyways

>>21114401
ELABORATE

Where’s my stimulus money

why he no here yet

>>21114029
Dirty baggie had to buy tqqq

>>21114377
he's not gonna pass up the opportunity to talk about how he's approving the trumpbux package for votes but im sure there's also going to be alot of dicksucking too its a wait and see for me

>>21114265
DOWNLOADED


FITE ME TESLA

>>21114390
Stick with ETFs. VTI is good, it tracks the total market index in the US. QQQ is really popular here as well.

>>21114217
>how SMIC will get their hands on EUV equipment
They'll buy it, and if the US lets their guard down for even a microsecond this will happen since ASML is Dutch and not subject to ITAR and the like. ASML had no qualms dealing with Chyna, it was the US applying extreme pressure that made them back down for now.

>>21114401
SOMEONE MAKE BACKUPS BEFORE THIS IS GONE HURRY UP

>>21114456
H-ha don't worry, Trump's gonna start the money printer again j-just watch and see....

So TSLA 8/14 $1850c?

Just got home from work, why are my blue chip techs fuckign ruined?

FUck you faggots who told me to go all in on the doombull TQQQ

I spend my hard earned minimum wagie McCash on this fucking SHIT? I spit in your food

>>21114501
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
TESLA PUTS ON MONDAY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWYwEbetP4M

is this it?

>>21114285
Woo thank you

Where's my motherfucking neetbux

>>21114555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWYwEbetP4M

you can see them preparing here

>webull
>chinese
>lets extremely small volumes completely unhinge the price of small stocks pre market and after close
>makes people fomo in, and lose money
>they literally delete $ because the shares just lose value, money doesn't actually get traded
>siphon $ out of america slowly
am i the only one that can see what's going on??? it's so blatant

WHERE IS DRUMPF
I WANT MY STIMMY CHECK
I WANT GREEN LINE TO GO UP
DRRRRUUUUMF

God damn, every level of TSLA is filled with greedy jew assholes

>>21114390
Yes VTI is a good start.

some well balanced ETF is a get rich eventually strategy, you just need time + regular consistent contributions to reach it.
The earlier the start the better, trying to catch up later becomes significantly harder as you will have to direct more of your income into investments to get ahead of someone that started 20 years prior to you with 1/3 your money

it's the magic of compound interest senpai

>>21114085
reached 1800 today which is nice

IF IM READING THIS RIGHT IT SOUNDS LIKE TESLA LIED TO INVESTORS AND A WHISTLEBLOWER IS TAKING ELON MUSK OR TESLA TO COURT FOR DAMAGES
IM ALREADY ON THE PHONE WITH MY BROKER

>>21114265
its fucking nothing

>>21114085
I need to do laundry and buy a fishing rod setup cause I'm taking a week vacation to go camping and fishing with family.

>>21114183
>why are you holding a stock thats giving you c.10% return

You what m8.

>>21114370
>FATTY IS 15 MINUTES LATE AGAIN
YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T WAKE UP BEFORE DAWN AND SQUAT ATG AND DO BURPIES UNTIL HE CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT???

>>21114110
Shit man sorry, I liked your thread btw

>>21114265
Wait holy shit, go to the arbitration documents and read the confidential summary

This nigga who leaked almost did a mass shooting and is 100% in the wrong and so he's leaking everything because he lost again

lmao

LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING GOOD JIM

>>21114587
>Trusting a Chinese stock app ever
Even without your detailed analysis, anon, one could reach a similar conclusion

>>21114265
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENING
>>21114673
>>21114699

>>21114718
Thanks anon.

>>21114625
Unless your able to take a shortcut thanks to our virus buddy. If you dumped a load in during the march lows you'd be sitting good now. I did. I'm getting prepared to drop another load in if things take an epic dive this fall/winter.

TSLA NOOOOOO

What is taking so long Trump just let me know that things have gone to shit I want to feel the weekend of dread

>>21114703
to be fair that's pretty lame compared to tech's growth since march.
Kinda wish I just went all into proven tech instead of putting a portion of my portfolio into battered stocks. My REIT pick only gave me ~10% gains over 3 months while tech gave ~50% gains over the same period.

>>21114679
Have you gotten to the part where the dude who leaked this almost went on a mass shooting rampage at Gigafactory

>>21114724
you missed the point

>>21114731
The EV meme dies!
Fucking finally.

Is investing through 401k at work worth it past employer match?

>>21114265
BROS

this is actually bullish for TSLA

its been 24 minutes where is he.

its 1:24 am here

>>21114778
I don’t trust tech ever since I wrote a thesis on the dotcom bubble and correctly predicted the market will crash in 2016!!

>Orange Man banned WeChat

g-guys? Is Apple going to become a big fat red dildo next week? Bros, I'm scared. I'm like all in on S&P and Nasdaq 100 ETFs and they all own a decent amount of Apple. Bros, I even own Apple shares directly. bros. WTF BROS. why is ORANGE MAN SABOTAGING MY PORTFOLIO BROS.

this tesla crap isn't real retards
sorry, but it's literally nothing and literally nothing will happen

>>21114890
It's over elon you're finished

>>21114074
Im like that ep when kaiji gets his nail removed, if that's something.

>>21114882
Why would Apple drop based on WeChat being banned?

>>21114029
Do people seriously pay for this shit...

>>21114882
Are you a little retarded, or extremely retarded?

>>21114842
no, not really, but at the same time, you get up to what? like 12 to 15kish in pretax writeoff which is also a nice bonus to take.

>>21114938
apple sales in china

>>21114890
how long has tesla been over 1400? 4 2 months? 5? this faggot little leaker won't cause tsla to dump to 500

>>21114842
Only if that 401k lets you allocate 100% of your funds to US mutual funds/etfs like VOO and SPY. Mine did not so I maxed out my Roth IRA and put the rest of the funds in a standard taxable investment account that I manage every week.
Standard 401ks allocate to bonds and emergent equity (aka China), this is a terrible time for bonds, typically you want to buy bonds after interest rates went up and are likely to start going down.

>>21114938
WeChat is literally everything in china. if Chinks can't fucking use WeChat, iPhones might as well be bricks in China.

>>21114940
probably insiders

>sold TESLA
>bought the NIO dip

And now this

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uMXHj8aEaR6hA4JmSm_f79P5zQZ748ek/view
READ THIS

>>21114146
Is investing based?

>>21114587
I use webull for their charts and whatnot, but I've never put any money into the brokerage. They just always seemed kinda sketchy.

>>21114176
This explosion? Doesn't seem harmless
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PprRxPvmCew

>>21114265
Imagine buying Tesla at $1700 lmao

>>21114947
My employer matches 3%. I'm currently contributing 16%. Should I just drop to the minimum to get the match, then open a Roth IRA instead?

>>21114975
and redpilled

WHERE IS DRUMPF REEEEEEEEE

You guys do realize that Tesla is going to take the whole NASDAQ down with it right?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1291871370197041152

THIS IS WHY HE'S LATE, HE'S BUSY TWEETING BULLSHIT

>>21115041
explain

I'm still trying to figure out what they're whistle blowing on

>>21114625
He's the real blackpill, compound interest for boomholding isn't real unless you're hodling something that just goes parabolic. The "get rich eventually with steady payments" is a one-man pyramid scheme where you're scamming your past selves to pay in when you think about it logically.

>>21115041
buy the dip

>>21115041
GOOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>21115041
tesla has crashed several times before and literally nothing happened to the nasdaq, you fucking newfag

>>21114877
Proof or it didnt happen

>>21115013
how much in dollar amounts are you putting in? you can put a shitload more into a 401k than you can a Roth and ultimately it boils down to a lot of factors that are hard to compute. I put away near the limit each year so having both makes sense for me.

It's on!!!

HES HERREEEE

>>21114967
>leak
it's fake
made up garbage fud
this "anti tesla" group is the cringiest shit ever, seriously
it's a bunch of retards that have lost money trying to short tesla, that have grouped up and they seethe every day as they try to bring the stock down

blumf is here

turn up the damn mic

KEK

>>21115122
Hello musk. How fare you this fine evening? Can't wait to buy my lambo from my puts on your cons. Love you, musky musk.

>>21115143
watch the whitehouse stream its really loud

Here comes another pump and dump.

>>21115124
blumpf is where? wut?

>>21115149
you're not funny whatsoever

>>21115064
If this is real it could turn into a Lehman Brother's type black swan.

>>21115145
>

>>21115152
I am watching the white house stream

>>21115110
Put about 10k into it last year, 5k so far this year. Into my Roth 401k that is.

>>21115188
get a better sound system then

>>21115171
Go to bed, Elon.

>>21115190
10k into a roth? wtf? contribution limit is only like 6k a year.

>>21115197
It's quiet relative to other things that I watched through my own speakers you nerd

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the Gigafactory on monday.

>>21115013
Employer Match -> Roth IRA -> HSA (if you have a HDHP) ->
After that:
401k if you have more money and don't know what you're doing
Standard individual investment account if you want to spend effort picking good companies and getting much better returns

HSA turns into a retirement account after 50 something, you're not required to use your employer's HSA (especially if they don't let you manage your own funds). I have a HSA with TD Ameritrade. 100% deductible going in and 100% deductible on profits (if it's for health expenses and/or after 50 something years old).

Also your employer may offer Roth 401k contributions. Roth contributions are always better because tax rates are at all time lows and you are better off paying taxes today rather than 20-30 years in the future when you retire and we could potentially have much higher tax rates

>>21115171
Oh elon

>>21115206
Th-then move a little closer chad

>>21115103
The NASDAQ also wasn't at giga ATHs either. Research the 2008 bubble and the Lehman Brothers. All I'm saying is that from what I just glossed over, this could turn into something big.

>>21115227
no.

STUDENT LOANS DEFERRED
EVICTIONS DEFERRED GREEN MONDAY HERE WE GO

NO EVICTIONS
RETROACTIVELY EXTEND PAYROLL CUT
UNEMPLOYMENT UNTIL END OF YEAR
STUDENT LOAN DEFERRAL

>>21115171
Do you prefer 'elongated muskrat'? Rolls off the tongue, don't you think?

>>21115212
>20-30 years in the future when you retire and we could potentially have much higher tax rates

if you're at retirement age though, you could also equally schedule your tax burden. It's hard to claim retirement age is a potential tax risk.

>>21115122
No, this looks legit and could be that one catalyst we've been waiting for meaning that Musk probably knows about this and validating the idea that the stock is overvalued

>>21115108
Wrote this in 2015-02. Market crashed in 2015-06

>>21115235
Most tech is not propped up purely on subsidies and hype like TSLA is. NASDAQ survives with or with Memesla

>>21115250
the $600 is extended? I missed that part.

>>21115235
NASDAQ crashing is contingent on China going nuclear on retaliating to what Trump is doing to their tech companies right now. That's also the reason NASDAQ sold off today. TSLA exists in its own bubble. I don't know why people try to make these completely unconnected correlations

TRUUUUMPYYYYY

PUMP MY BAGS MR. PRESIDENT

>>21114143
>YOU'RE
perfect attention to details here

>>21115257
also consider that a 401k kicks you out of a potentially higher income bracket for that money. so it's still a complex equation. I generally agree though. but I put away near the max in all my retirement vehicles so I can do all of it.

>>21115259
Based.

>china getting flooded
>zero aid
>some shithole in Lebanon gets "blown up"
>"snacks cookies and frens are on the way"

>>21114401
>>21114265
Priced in

>mfw if payroll tax gets cancelled I'll get an extra $2,658 every month

>>21115212
Thanks for that info, appreciate it. Employer is contributing 3% match to my Roth 401k currently.

>>21115299
Good. Carthaginians were Lebs, I'd be worried about pissing them off, too. Chinks never done anything of import

>>21115299
Yes.

>>21115293
>>21115257
It's really speculation. But I believe taxes will inevitable be higher in the future because of the amount of national debt, and I also personally believe that I will be making more money in the future than I do today, so I go for Roth contributions. The outcome of Roth being better isn't guaranteed but I believe it's better for most people.

SHOULD I BUY FNGD????!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

>>21115062
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1291871370197041152
IM SO SICK OF THIS FAT FUCKING FAGGOT AND THE OTHER DC FAGGOTS

YOURE FIRED!!!
>YOURE FIRED!!!
YOURE FIRED!!!
>YOURE FIRED!!!
YOURE FIRED!!!
>YOURE FIRED!!!
YOURE FIRED!!!
>YOURE FIRED!!!
YOURE FIRED!!!
>YOURE FIRED!!!
YOURE FIRED!!!
>YOURE FIRED!!!

>>21115324
>implying the tax man won't be chasing you for it years later

PAYROLL TAX
D E F E R R E D
GREEN MONDAY CONFIRMED

>>21115293
Are you concerned about required minimum distributions if you live to your 70s and your 401k balance is huge? I feel like managing your money in a brokerage is better since you can secure LT treatment on your gains instead of paying the Ordinary rate.

Trump doesn't have the authority to fuck with unemployment or payroll tax does he? I feel like this will get stuck in court.

So what does a payroll tax cut mean. Do I get to keep the 30% of my check that automatically goes to niggers now?

>>21115324
Where the fuck do you live?

>>21115190
>>21115204
Roth IRA is capped at 6k/yr contribution

>>21115371
>payroll tax
Is it only federal or both state and federal? Because fuck MA

>>21115371
For employer, employee, or both?

Somebody explain payroll tax deferral to me.

>>21115401
There is a version of 401k with Roth contributions. That cap is $19.5k. You can contribut to Roth 401k and Roth IRA for $26k in tax free gains this year

>>21115145
.Some deus ex sounding shit right here.

>>21115424
Both I hope

>>21115371
>deferred
just delaying a market crash

CHINA VIRUS

yeah i think monday will be green bois

>>21115375
no not really. If it's so huge, paying whatever potentially future tax would be a pittance. I'm still trying to figure out what "reitrement" looks like for me though. I have a few spreadsheets and ideas but I keep reevaluating them. right now I'm bloated on 401k/IRA/HSA just to lower my current income tax burden.

>>21115429
Can somebody interpret what Trump is saying!!

At what point is he going to hammer the point, “America is doing better than everybody in X”

>>21115272
Lehman Brothers was completely unrelated to the housing bubble too, but it was the straw that broke the camel's back. Trump just announced that the money printer isn't stopping, though. So we should be fine on Monday. I'm just bullshitting around. Also, I'm about to run these fucking student loans up and use them to gamble on options. 500 IQ plays.

$600 unemployment extended or not?! Green Monday?

>>21115401
>>21115439
Yeah it's my employer sponsored Roth 401k through Fidelity.

I dont understand how a put can be used to short a stock instead of a call option

>>21115429
if you are a wageslave you keep more of your money instead of giving it to the government
Dems are probably screaming right now

>>21115439
gotcha, so you pay taxes on the income first and then deposit into the Roth 401k, where you are not taxed on any gains?

>>21115463
scratch IRA. I just meant 401k/HSA

>Chyna Virus
Yay! He said it!

>>21115485
Awesome. And this is for March 27, 2020 and onwards til December or June it looks like?

>>21115259
Ok thats kinda cool, what did you study? Statistics, finance?

>>21115494
for me? it's the big pause he took before saying it

>half of the deaths were from nursing homes
we shut down the economy for THIS?

>>21115384
>payroll tax
It's FICA, which is the 7.65% taken out of every dollar you make up to $137,700.

>>21115491
Yes you can deposit $19.5k into a Roth 401k that you've paid taxes on. That could grow into $1M 30 years from now and you pay 0 taxes on that $1M when you retire even if you take the whole thing out at once.

>>21115235
What the fuck..Lehman Brothers domino effect happened because their securities being trashed affected the credit market and therefore the capital market.

If Tesla went down, who else would go with them. Hardly anyone of any significance..

>>21115444
How so Trips of Thruth?

Proof that this board if full of newfags

Check'em possers

>>21115453
>for just a little bit, I'll escape from the pyramid scheme that is social security, among other things

EVERYONE WRITE DOWN WHAT HE'S SHILLING SHIT IS GOING TO MOON MONDAY

>>21115527
Anon... of course most of the people who die are going to be in nursing homes.

It's not fucking aids, it doesn't spread through fucking and needles, it spreads by breathing and coughing. Yeah, it's gonna kill the olds most of all.

I'm still voting for biden but thanks for the free money trump

>>21115579
pfizer and gilead was the only thing i heard. anything else?

A payroll deferral does you jack shit. In the short term maybe but long term you'd be fucked more cause every dime that don't get sucked out the employer has to eventually pay it back to the govt. Where does that money come from? From the employee's check. The company sure won't foot the bill. So short term you'd gain a few more bucks. Long term you'd be hurting once they come knocking asking for the money back cause who's to say the Govt won't jack taxes next year or some other shit that sucks out more from your check as well.

PLEASE MENTION RKT AND APPLE TOO GREAT AMERICAN COMPANIES

>>21115588
>it spreads by breathing
It's not airborne. Even if it were, cotton would not do anything against it. This is why making people wear masks doesn't actually do anything and is a placebo for the moronic 80IQ average population who needed something to feel better. Anything that actually does protect you from a virus cannot be produced on a scale of billions within a few months. But worthless pieces of cotton can, so give the retards those.

insurance companies required to insure preexisting conditions? wasnt this done?

>>21115534
Eh better than nothing I guess. If it's retroactive like he said that first cut will be nice.

>Lowered drug prices & prescription prices via executive order
Puts on PFE, JNJ

>>21115654
it was

>>21115597
You shorting the market or something, fella? you betting against the US, fella?

--------------------------------
Ted
USMC March '71 - May '71
Boobs, Toobs, and Doobs
54 Impala

>>21115534
This. You guys understand this is like $30-$100 on your paychecks right? This isn't shit, go look at your pay stubs. Social security and Medicare are such an insignificant part of your paycheck.

>>21115680
That's more than 150 bucks per paycheck for me you poor nigger lmao

>>21115654
he's probably preparing for potential supreme cuck ruling that will BTOF obongocare for no positive reason.

It's not a cut, right, instead it's a deferral? Fuck that

>>21115619
Except employers cannot legally deduct pay without the employee's consent.

>Like, skyrocketing
Lmao

>>21115534
And get is back doing it from March until now?

>>21115700
>that will BTOF obongocare
They're still pretending RBG is alive and Roberts is still being blackmailed for illegal adopting those kids so no, we're stuck with NiggerCare forever. Thanks John McCain.

>>21115730
HE MENTIONED ROCKET

>>21115711
yea deferral just delaying the inevitable

>100% cash
WHAT DO I BUY ON MONDAY?!

>>21115734
good, I hope so. obongocare being btfo will cause more problems.

puts on middlewomen

>>21115371
Thank you based Trump

lmfao middlemen and middlewomen

>all pharm, healthcare and biotech going to $0
SELL SELL SELL

>Middlewoman

short middlemen

>Chinavirus pandemic x2
Puts on BABA

>>21115756
CARRIER AIR CONDITIONING

>>21115756
literally just copy Greg Mannarino. subscribe to his newsletter and he posts every trade. it's all options though, he doesnt hold any stocks. so if you're not approved for calls/puts on your broker, you're shit out of luck

otherwise just copy Jeremy from financial education for good value stock picks

both are on youtube

>>21115777
so short pfizer on monday?

>>21115588
*SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*

>>21115643
>being a retard
fuck off

>>21115756
tqqq and go to the moon

>>21115759
Imagine being so far gone you actually believe this.

Puts on Portland
Disaster for many, many years

"Lawless rioters"
Trump, just say niggers like it is.

>>21114062
>Purchased RKT
>Sold for profit
>Reinvested profits intl CLSK
>CLSK keeps me green through the day

>>21115822
that's what I'm thinking yeah

>>21115711
You get money now to put in the moon market, then pay it back with inflated monopoly money

>>21115747
ROCKETCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>the failed fizzling filth frauds of Pfizer

>>21114940
Apparently. I think I understand. There certainly is a particular type of idiot who would pay thousands of dollars thinking he will get some kind of winning strategy in exchange.

>>21115826
imagine being so far up your own ass you can't even see reality. Healthcare is a meme already. removing obongocare is basically going back to the 90s tier stupid.

Say what you want about Trump, but he sounds like a pretty down to earth business man without the faggotry to try to gain nigger and soys approval

I don't vote, but will vote for him. Reminds me of my grandpa.

He probably has diamond hands.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

WHY DID HE WAIT SO LONG

NOW THE SCHWAB JUST CLOSED GOD DAMN IT

>>21115812
All of them. Merck, pfizer, j&j, novartis, ... especially healthcare providers as well.

>>21115838
Rocket to the moon

>>21115754
Not sure if it's been made clear yet, but I can opt out of this and just continue as normal, right?

drumpf is a legend I hope he wins again it never stops being funny

>>21115820
This is all you ever get from Branch Covidians. It's like you're programmed to not engage anyone trying to help you grasp basic virology which will scientifically explain why pieces of cotton won't do anything so that your bubble can't be popped.

Covering your mouth when you sneeze or cough is more effective than being required to wear a pillow case on your head at all times. This is a scientific fact. I don't know who convinced you otherwise.

>>21115867
i don't think so

Puts on all healthcare providers jacking up drug prices

>>21115851
>greatly decreasing costs for everyone across the board is bad hmmkay
>pay the tax if you don't want healthcare goy
>you want healthcare goy? Pay up anyway
>need reimbursement? Not covered goy, pay up
>obongocare!

LINE GO UP OR DOWN MONDAY?
UP OR DOWN GODAMN IT?

>singlehandedly saves your stock market

>>21115888
>sneeze chinavirus into hand
>grab door handle at busy restaurant
>30 new carriers infected

>>21115907
Market moons, healthcare tanks.

>Trump calling out Chicago, the quintessential niggerland
Fucking based

>>21115904
>>21115851
>imagine naming a service after yourself

>>21115853
he is also going to put ron paul with tits in charge of the fed in 2022

FUCK PORTLAND
FUCK CHICAGO
FUCK NEW YORK

Which one of you fags is shilling xrp in the trump stream chat

>>21115699
Big talk from someone who can't do math. That's only a $1,600 paycheck. You make like what, $18 an hour? You're broke as shit dude.

>>21115955
It's just a nickname, official name is Affordable Care
>makes healthcare far less affordable than before

>>21115921
Thanks Trump

>end of the week
THIS week or the next? TRUMP EXPLAIN

>>21115975
thanks american friend

>>21115981
this week as i understand it. he said theyre making up the law paper shit rn

>>21115680
It's not aimed at the employees, it's aimed at the employers, in hopes they rehire more or their total staff %.

>>21115888
>being required to wear a pillow case
Speaking of which, I'm back at work now and work as mandated mask wearing indoors unless at own desk. They provided me two of the linen reusable deals that DO NOTHING. Anyway, upon inspection, and mind you I have never had a close look at these DIY jobbers before, they appear to be made the same as panties. Face panties.

So what, no stimulus and no $600?

>>21115927
>coof while wearing face panties
>face panties get pushed out of position
>use hand to reposition panties on face
>touch stuff
>lol

>>21115921
Always trust the TRUMP PUT.

No stimulus, Trump all talk

>>21116016
600 and hopefully new stimulus negotiations. Also run up student loans if you can.

>>21116005
That's fair enough, but that's not my point. People are thinking this is 30% of their paychecks because they don't understand the difference between payroll and income tax.

>>21115972
Just looked at my stubs
Would get 203 additional dollars per paycheck
Stay poor

>>21114440
>>21114483
>>21114625
Well, I'm working from home now so I have more time to do my research. Maybe I sounded too conservative lol. Thanks for your suggestions, I'll stick to etf for now.

>>21116012
>Face panties
You convinced me. I'll buy it

>if I loose the election I'm going to sue Joe biden and cry foul
>if I win the election I'm going to make deals with North korea and Iran
Time to turn it off

>>21116004
>>21115981
I think next week, as this week is already over

>>21116051
Nobody but Congress can do actual stimulus. White House is doing everything it can.

>>21116012
I bought a pack at walmart and realized when taking one out it was literally tighty whiteys shaped like a mask.

>>21116054
There's no point to me running up student loans when grants already cover everything for me. I just wanted to milk the extra $600 before I go back for my Master's.
Already bailed on my job after they shut down for 4 months.
Stimulus would be a nice bonus.

Can we start talking about the stimulus please.

>>21116076
You better listen up to the leader of the free world, boy.
___________________________________
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
OKLAHOMA NATL GUARD 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

>>21116076
you know obongo made a deal with iran and trump cancelled it right?

>>21116056
Ok dude, move it up another $50 dollars after you check with your tax guy. Keep pretending you're anything more than lower middle class.

>>21116076
>DNC literally cheating
>WTF YOU CANT STOP US FROM CHEATING THATS ILLEGAL!

>>21116104
The ones they gave me look and feel like weirdly shaped bikini bottoms.

>i wont say that yet

still hope then

>>21116119
The original was much better how about you come up with your own schtick

>its not a press conference its a peaceful protest
lmfao

wow he is good at pandering

>>21116119
v based.

good night. too many retarded trump faggots itt and markets are long closed.

>>21116202
how can anyone not love him

>>21116142
I make over 70k in one of the lowest cost of living cities in the US, not factoring in annual bonuses or merit increases i'm guaranteed. Don't you have some burgers to flip, poorfag?

>>21116219
Still supporting the joepedo huh.

>>21116012
in my work place, no one is bothering to wear a mask except for like 5 people, mostly just "social distancing" the desks away, not that it's ever stopped people from approaching each other and talking within 1 meter anyways. Frankly at this point, people are screwing the social distancing outside when we eat lunch outside on our picnic benches. We also didn't bother making anyone work from home throughout the lockdown even if half the people are only a desk job that can work from home. We just wipe down our work areas 3 times a day.

it's been ok so far.

Is someone making a new comfy friday thread?

>>21116201
ikr

>>21116239
You're lying out of your ass dude. You don't make $70k and pay $203 payroll tax. You can literally look up the tax rate and do the math yourself. Imagine actually lying on an internet anime forum lol.

>>21116239
Show portfolio, faggot. I make 40k a year flipping burgers at In-N-Out but my investments make me well over that every year.

>>21116266
No, I'm going vidya. 5 Days of stonks is enough for me

>CNN is fake news
>USA without fake news would be a better place
>this is a peaceful protest
>also fuck liberal governors and cities

2nd Term confimed

>>21116253
>Thank you for your support.

>>21116239
You don't make 70k a year with math skills like those.

>>21116309
A-alright broo..see you Monday then

>>21116303
based I love in n out

>>21116056
I pay 175 for federal income, 77 for social security, 18 for Medicare, and 62 for NY state. Out of 1250 a week, 332 is withheld. That's basically a second Corona check. Every month.

>>21116296
203 assuming it's just social security and medicare taxes being eliminated. I think my federal withholding is around 310

>>21116317
i'm so fucking sick of the fat man and the idiots and the boomers and the fucking RETARD YOUTH WHO THINK PROTESTING IS WORTH A DAMN

The charlottesville retards on the right and the antifa faggots on the left.

I think I'm starting to hate this place and its people.

>>21116383
We get it, you're a plumber. You're on a finance board. At least learn what payroll tax is. See you in the next thread, you retarded faggot.

>>21116416
I'm a cyber security engineer :)
stay poor

>>21116327
You think you need skills to make $70k? Really? There are boomers who can’t turn an iPhone on or off making $300k a year and there’s zero math marketing majors or women in HR making that 2 years out of college.

>>21116354
I'll make one anon.

>>21116413
Have you tried doing something about it then, faggot? No? lmao

>>21116446
This is very true
t. PR major

>>21116309
See you tomorrow, faggit

>>21116452
Based

>>21116562
Here you go

>>21116541
>>21116541
>>21116541

>>21114587
fuck what should I use I hate webull now

>>21116476
yep, but the only people who understand a little decide that they understand everything, and stop listening.

>>21115492
Sounds pretty based. I am mid 20s and am in a good position financially. Probably stressing about moving coins that won't matter in the grand scheme.