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seems safe

>>21114516
wtf just happened to my chainlink...?

I'm definitely going to download and look through, OP is completely heterosexual

>>21114516
Guys, I clicked the link in OP and my bank account now reads $0. What the fuck?

NOOOOO MY LINKIES ARE GONE AAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>21114516
MUSK CANNOT HAVE MY STINKIES

>>21114516
It's real, this guy on twitter is the whistleblower: https://twitter.com/tripp_martin

>>21114673
It's all over $TSLAQ right now

Should I short TSLA then?

>>21114737
hell no

>>21114737
I have just entered several leveraged longs

>>21114516

WTF these are legit court documents. Is this the first time these are being released?

>>21114516
i was just taken into custody 10sec after clicking that link wtf

>>21114775
So yes, short TSLA

>>21114775
>>21114749
Ok I'm a brainlet, how can I profit from the release of this information this Monday?

>>21114516
teslacharts tweeting about it now

>>21114673
>>21114516
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uMXHj8aEaR6hA4JmSm_f79P5zQZ748ek/view
Mediation -> Tesla Confidential Meeting Brief

This guy who leaked it threatened to shoot up Gigafactory lmao

>>21114516
thanks, just sold all my shares

>>21114516
huge if accurate

>>21114516
I dont like TSLA, but just like with zeus, this is unironically bullish.

>>21114886
i need to long this shit right now

>>21114886
Ahahahaha

God, I would hate to be the legal department's IT.
Message to any young people wanting to get into IT.
Avoid working for medical and law firms or any businesses requiring HIPPA compliance.

>>21115010

>>21114516
No way am I clicking that link

>>21114847
TSLA closing about 1448 today

If its real and gets public news coverage:
Going to dip premarket and at open, wait until it hits about 1000 then open 1wk calls for 1448

If its real and doesnt get coverage:
Short at open and set a stop loss for when it reverses

If its fake:
All in on calls

>>21115063
this is hilarous

>>21115105
Thanks bobo anon

>>21114775
Would you have a recommendation on where to start learning about making shorts/calls/puts.
I’m an absolute brainlet on this stuff. I know nothing. But would like to learn..seems like guys are really cleaning up by doing these types of investments.

>>21114516
K... Keep me posted

>retired jew judge makes 25k for mediating this case

jesus, i don't know what's true and what's not or any of the facts about any of it yet, just a general idea
but man i never realized how similar people that are long on TSLA and LINK are. so far, all i'm seeing is TSLA fanboys just calling all of it fake without reading anything. that's literally ever linktard i've ever seen here in the last 2 years, except TSLA actually made a lot of people very rich

>>21115342
>One day reading, research, and preparation with Judge Weinstein - $10,000
ultimate kike, literally spending an hour max reading through to get the situation, then charging $10,000 for that, and another $15,000 for one day of mediation

>>21114516
This is why I love 4chan. I'm not seeing this story anywhere on any of the fucking mainstream media. Get your news first on 4chan

>>21115560
it's the only reason i still hang here. once you filter out the crypto garbage, there's still some generous anons around that share gems like this
before anyone jumps down my throat, yes, i invested in a lot of alts in 2017, worked out. thanks for that too, but that run is never coming back
take your profits crypto bois and get into options and futures, we have real money here

>>21115306
I recommend not trading options until you know how to make money trading bonds.

Buying options are for insider traders and people who lose money. Collect DRIP stocks and sell covered calls when you get to level 2.

>>21114582
Stfu kike. No1 cares about your cube worship

>>21116001
Most brainlet take I've ever seen in my life.

based, thanks

>>21116044
I hold link and I love Elon Musk.

>>21114516
Musk is controlled opposition.

Elon Musk is much more than just an average politically opinionated tech CEO. He is an intel asset. He is just like Jeff Bezos, Mark ZuckerBerg, Tom Hanks, Jack Dorsey or Bill Gates. They all have specific high-profile public image in their respective fields, however they are also active behind the scenes, all connected through the same entity of common intel agency. Intelligence agencies are especially heavily interested and invested in all tech sectors, especially space and remote-controlled cars, so just like they have journalists as assets that work for big newspapers to publish or spin specific story that CIA wants, they have tech CEOs, developers etc. that do CIA's bidding. When one of them shows a higher potential, then that person gets into smaller, close-circle of powerful people. Elon Musk is one of them. He is glowing brighter that supernova. Just research his involvement with companies and where they get their money from. Government subsidies are not to "help" company grow, but to make them govt's slave. Everything that comes from Musk is guaranteed to have backdoors and other hidden surprises.

Just search for "Tesla subsidies", or "Space X subsidies" and you will see. Musk would be a total nobody if he wasn't compromised, 100% controlled and propped up. Just like all these people I mentioned above. They are all part of something bigger.

Also, check Musk's ties with Michael Griffin, (head of NASA 2005-2009). Griffin was also working for In-Q-Tel, a CIA subdivision

>>21114516
does this mean short or long tsla

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7361801/Jeffrey-Epstein-claimed-crisis-manager-Elon-Musk.html
https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-moguls-jeffrey-epstein-connected-bill-gates-elon-musk-2019-8#elon-musk-ceo-of-tesla-and-spacex-2
https://dailycaller.com/2019/08/13/epstein-musk-saudi-tesla/
https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epsteins-ex-girlfriend-dated-kimbal-musk-brother-of-tesla-founder-elon-musk-2020-1


>https://www.artsy.net/news/artsy-editorial-elon-musk-fire-refusing-credit-artist

>https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/news/elon-musk-hired-a-pi-to-dig-up-dirt-on-cave-diver-vernon-unsworth-that-guy-is-reportedly-a-convicted-felon-/articleshow/71441328.cms

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/10/tesla-workers-union-elon-musk

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/18/tesla-workers-factory-conditions-elon-musk

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/13/tesla-workers-pay-price-elon-musk-failed-promises

>https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/

>https://www.mamamia.com.au/elon-musk-wife/amp/

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/05/tesla-sexual-harassment-discrimination-engineer-fired

A teenage Elon Musk once walked the streets of New York with emeralds in his pocket. His father, Errol Musk, had a casual attitude towards the family's considerable wealth, including the stones that came from the Zambian emerald mine in which Errol owned a half share.

Elon Musk enjoyed the fruits of apartheid slave labour, and he wouldn't be successful as a businessman without slave money.

>https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-tells-bi-about-the-familys-casual-attitude-to-wealth-2018-2?IR=T

>https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/9/30/20891314/elon-musk-tesla-labor-violation-nlrb


http://theculturechronicles.com/index.php/2018/08/20/elon-musk-tweets-lsd-and-a-self-confessed-witch-all-make-for-a-bizarre-turn-of-events-that-could-kill-tesla/

THANKS FOR PLAYING ELON

>>21116071
sorry I don't value opinions of people who started trading in april

>>21116200
>>21116228
Who could be behind these posts?

>>21116282
You weren't born yet when I started trading, kid.

>>21116200
>>21116228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eom24I989o

>>21116001
Noted.
But I am still curious. Even how to trade bonds. I just want to learn the basics and build from there.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.

>>21116283
Elon is more jewish the the jewest jew in the world. >>21116228
Maybe except the Rothschilds, to be fair.

>>21114699
Sergey?

>>21116388
Read investopedia

>>21116462
Ok. Thanks

>>21114516
Elons dick pics!!

>>21116283
tsla's insanely overvalued and ive been looking for the right time to take a large short position on it, but can't time it because the market's retarded
if these leaks catch any traction, i'm going short finally
but after seeing this post... i mean if elon hates kikes as much as i do, can i really bet against a good man? i'm conflicted bros

>>21116304
>lukewarm iq
>entire portfolio in shit like zoom, apple, and chipotle
>believes stocks only go up
based boomer

>>21116388
call robinhood and ask them what a broker is

>>21116677
>projecting that hard
lmao

what does any of this mean? I'm a complete retard

>>21116789
Musk = jewfrican fuck.

>>21116677
Or I could just call your mom to ask if she would come over again tonight, after apologizing for ghosting her after our last fuck and chuck sesh.

>>21115344
Are you to retarded to realize link is up 5000% or something?

>>21116892
what's with the lawsuit?

>>21116200
This desu. The cabal machine is truly vast now.

>>21116984
He doesn't know, he's a concern trolling kike

>>21117064
too lazy to read desu. spoonfeed me

>>21117140
I'm also too lazy to read. Just saying don't believe the people that are eager to feed you their opinion.

>>21116977
yea in the 3 years you guys held people made literal millions in days on tsla calls
also $band just did in 3 months what took link 3 years
i'm not saying it wasn't profitable it obviously was, but spending those 3 years investing smart instead of holding and sucking the leader's dick would've made the smart lot of you multi millionaires instead of still holding waiting for $100
good luck tho seriously i hope you all make it

>>21115342
>$15,000 for a 1 day mediation with (((((Judge Weinstein)))))
>$10,000 for reading, researching and preparating with (((((Judge Weinstein)))))

>>21115042
Syseng here. I go by this rule also. Dont work for hospitals or lawyers. Had a lawyer bring his laptop to helpdesk requesting a replacement. He punched the screen. So salty. As for hospitals, covid and other dangerous stuff. You dont want to be physically in the hospital and get exposed. Bring it back and a family lineage is gone.

>>21114516
Holy shit the partnership with ARPA is real!???!

>>21117243
Yea and the other 99% lost their entire portfolio buy OTM options. Your survivorship bias is elementary.

This is bullish

>>21117487
that's the game, but most make up their losses and turn the into profits because they hold many different positions
that's what i never got about crypto in general, especially stuff like link
the people who buy into it generally don't buy into anything else, bash anything and everything else, and are loyal to it to the death
in every other market, we have no loyalty to any company, we just trade to make money
the cryptospace is a very strange place where fanboys will reject anything negative about what crypto they believe will be #1 and only circlejerk until the exhaustion sets in and no more people are left to pump their bags
THEN THEY BUY MORE WHEN IT CRASHES
it's just weird to me man, that's all
to each their own, and like i said i hope you all really do make it

>>21117584
90% of traders lose their initial investment in the first year. Most are definitely not making money.

Stocks can be like that too, just go to some shithole like stocktwits. /biz/ is a crypto stocktwits, a lot of kids, shills, scammers, and idiots.

Shouldn’t let the actions of people who have no fundamental ties to the asset/market dissuade you. Crypto is the fastest growing asset class and will continue to be. I’m not saying go all in but some exposure is definitely not a bad idea

>>21117646
for sure, i've got some exposure mainly to some random defi projects including band which happened to work out big only because i threw money at it when it was at $0.30 due to the team and tech
i suppose my gripe is with the idiots who circlejerk here
i miss the old days i suppose
it's just a ton of shit shills with crypto now
2017 was an amazing year and crypto treated me very well due to the oldfags here and it seems you're one of em, so at least we can agree that we hate these newfags that made this place pretty shit

>>21114516

This is so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvU2IC4XJLo&t=5s

>>21117718
>Old days
>2017
Pick one and kys

>>21116228
>>21116200
anon... why didnt you include Zach Hubbards work in your dissemination?