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>> No.21107589

TQQQ 122 EOD

>> No.21107595
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>>21107549
What do you all stop loss at usually? 20%? Do you use a trailing stop loss, or just a hard stop?

>> No.21107600
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DRUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.21107609

AYX BTFO

>> No.21107610
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21107614
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21107614

CLIS is finally doing something. Maybe I should've bought some at 7 cents when I thought about it

>> No.21107620
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21107620

Sara Eisen is so cute bros

>> No.21107623

Lmao. If you retards had just bought CLSK you'd be up today. What's the next hidden gem

>> No.21107646
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21107646

Milk?

>> No.21107653

>>21107595
i dont
these niggers actively trying to trigger stop losses just to pump it up again

>> No.21107655

Intel will perish and the doomer bros will be rich.

>> No.21107666

>>21107620
Her face looks like CGI its been shooped so much kek

>> No.21107667
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21107667

When we needed them the most, they disappeared.

>> No.21107674

>>21107620
Reminds me of my ex. I wonder if she is just as sassy?

>> No.21107683

i managed to buy OPGN at the literal top of $4.4.
AMA
i also baghold over ten thousand KTOV shares
and i didn't sell wkhs $4>$23 and now just stuck holding with hopium
i was +60% year to date a few weeks ago, now +10% and probably 0% next week

>> No.21107695

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-market-experts-sees-a-monstrous-rally-rally-taking-hold-next-week-if-one-recent-trend-holds-11596827276?mod=ticker_news_feed

>> No.21107697

He thinks it's over

>> No.21107698

My life is nothing but huge red dildos

>> No.21107711

If we're new to crypto, should we buy btc right now? Or is it going to go down soon?

>> No.21107713
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>>21107646
Milk

>> No.21107715
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21107715

Just bought 25x BABA for 257$
Now I have to stare at -3% over the weekend

>> No.21107716

>>21107695
god i hope so

>> No.21107734

>>21107549
>market no longer propped up buy people with disposable cash cause republicans want people to go back to work for slave wages.
>meanwhile kike muchim and co are said people need to get back to work, also fuck workers lets give gibs to corporate only.
why is muchin gonna do when he realizes people don't have cash for frivolous things anymore.

>> No.21107752

>>21107655
Intel will probably recover someday. It's integral to the Israel economy as well. The negativity on it is just the roadmap is unclear and no one likes the accountant CEO.

>> No.21107761
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21107761

You DID rotate your TQQQ into SQQQ this morning didn't you /smg/?

>> No.21107772

>>21107715
Ah yes a fellow BABAchad. I bought 7 today

>> No.21107797

How do you do your TA? please don't @me with meme averages

>> No.21107798

>>21107734
mnuchin is brain dead. Also it is a FACT that every time he's being interviewed on TV the S&P dips

>> No.21107799
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21107799

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IS THE MARKET TURNING OVER????

TELEDOC KNIFE-CATCHERS WHERE WE AAAAAAATTTTTT?????

>> No.21107800
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21107800

Whats your worst tech stock today?

I want to buy a dip

>> No.21107807
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21107807

buy AGQ EOD?

>> No.21107826

You did buy RKT right anon?

>> No.21107832

>>21107800
QQQ

>> No.21107837
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21107837

*rises up

>> No.21107842

>>21107734
It's more rigged than that. The fed acts in a furious manner to support it's mandate. The tools the fed have don't support the real economy but instead the stock market and capital.

While fiscal support would be most effective and at least a little more widespread, with an absence of fiscal support the fed will have to be even more aggressive.

So in summation it's fucking rigged and everything is fucked. Buy stocks.

>> No.21107848

>>21107800
It's a decent chance to get into AMD

>> No.21107851

>>21107800
Netflix is doing shit today

>> No.21107857

>>21107826

No, why?

>> No.21107860

>>21107800
SOXL

>> No.21107864
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>>21107549

>> No.21107866
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21107866

>he uses stop losses
>he doesn't just HODL
weak hands lose money, fags

>> No.21107876

>>21107826
>$43B market cap
Why????

>> No.21107885
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21107885

>tech stocks go up for four fucking months
>fall 1.6%
oh my god how could this ever happen this is an outrage no no no no no no no!!!! i'm ruined

>> No.21107898

/smg/ is a microreality.
>Hard times and bears assfucking
>90% On topic, lots of discussion (besides weekends), always on point
>Good times and bulls on parade
>90% Anime spam, /e/ dump, braindead erping
Like they say, hard times create hard jaded men, good times create soft soi men.

>> No.21107899

>>21107715
STOP POSTING MY PICTURE FUCKING YOU

>> No.21107905

>>21107800

AAPL getting dabbed on

>> No.21107907

>>21107848
decent would be $70

>> No.21107910
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21107910

Reminder that Trump will sign EO over the weekend (if no deal) and markets will blast, don't short going into the weekend

>> No.21107917

>tfw I was up 20% on $OPGN but didn't sell
>now I'm down 7%

It hurts, bros. I'm never going to make it.

>> No.21107919

>>21107800
AAPL

feelsbadman

>> No.21107920
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21107920

You guys are investing in pets.c I mean bills.com right?

>> No.21107922
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>>21103236
>You don't wanna buy this dip

WHAT THE FUCK WHEN WAS THIS WHERE IS THIS INTERVIEW?!?!

MIKE WILSON SAID NOT TO BUY THIS DIP???????

>> No.21107946

>Been working all day
>Seeing a lot of red, some holdings still green

Whats causing the red? Bears fucking around or something actually tangible?

>> No.21107951

From last thread.
>>21107533
>>21107822
You bought the literal top.
t. former OPGN bagholder that sold at $560 loss before the pump when it stayed around 2.2

>> No.21107954

>>21107898

The market is a reflection of the duality of man, and /smg/ is a microcosm of the market.

>> No.21107967

>>21107885
like what ever. I'm never selling my TQQQ.

>> No.21107978

>>21107800
Unironically NET.

>> No.21107980

>>21107898
I fucking hate it here when the markets do well for exactly the reasons described here

>> No.21108002

>>21107910
thank you

>> No.21108004

>>21107623
AMC

>> No.21108006
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21108006

And just like that, DENN is blood green for the day and week

>> No.21108018

>>21107954
>>21107980
To be fair, the retards who infest the threads during good times are the cowards who flee at the slightest drop and stay away until they think it ha blown over. Actual investors are the only ones who remain during hard times.

>> No.21108019
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>>21107922
That's Morgan Stanley, not Mike Wilson. Can't you read?

>> No.21108022
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>>21107683
OPGN top buyer reporting in. feels bad man.

>> No.21108024

>>21107752
Of course it will recover but I've got puts on their short term downfall because of their massive leak

>> No.21108026

>>21107898
Fuck you.

>> No.21108038
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21108038

>>21107898
This is just life. Irrational exuberance robintards will always be the loudest because they have to fill the void left by their investing knowledge.

>> No.21108050

>he didn’t buy the slv dip

>> No.21108059
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21108059

Does /smg/ write options?

>> No.21108063
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21108063

>>21107837
based, that green dildo

>> No.21108072

>>21107946
Tik Tok banned in America.
Canadian aluminum import-tax increased in America.


Investors are worried that China might retaliate by banning Apple or Microsoft.
Canada already retaliated by taxing some American imports.

>> No.21108084

>>21108006
>>21108063
It's ourtime DENNCHADS

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>>21107715
>>21107772
>he didnt buy aapl

>> No.21108095

>>21108059
"option"

>> No.21108109

>>21108059
Everyone thinks they're a financial genius when the discover writing options, then the market turns against them and they blow up their account. Many such cases.

>> No.21108111

>>21108059

Considering writing covered calls on my AAPL shares after the split. But I had a conversation with someone on Friday, saying that if I had 100 shares now, I'd consider writing a 450c 8/7, assuming it was a sufficiently OTM contract as not to be breached. I was wrong about that, obviously. So I need to see what it does post-split.

>> No.21108113
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>>21108050
I don't trust anything.

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>>21108050
I added 30 more shares and a call anon. I know damn well it's going to at least hit $50.

>> No.21108158

>>21108109

Who blows up their account writing options, unless they're naked? Do you know the difference between writing options and trading options?

>> No.21108159
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21108159

>>21107898
Eat shit faggot. I post anime girls no matter the condition of the market. This is how I make money.

>> No.21108172
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21108172

>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
NO DEAL

>> No.21108180

>>21108111
Now why would you do covered calls on a good company?

>> No.21108187

>>21108172
NO DEAL for what?

and what does this mean for a eurofag like m e

>> No.21108190

the fuck should i buy

>> No.21108193

>>21108128
Probably fucked up on the NET though. I'll see what happens next week.

>> No.21108196

Weekend Holds?

>> No.21108199
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21108199

>>21108172

>> No.21108215

>>21108128
Where's the expiration date?

>> No.21108223

>>21108180
Gravity.

>> No.21108234
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>>21107898
Looks like somebody is angry they didn't get a chance to ride horsie.

>> No.21108236

>>21107837
Do I sell at close or hold?

>> No.21108244
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21108244

>>21108019
MIKE WILSON IS CHIEF INVESTMENT OFFICER OF EQUITIES AT MORGAN STANLEY

>>21107898
>>21107980
>>21108018
>when bears are in charge there's less faggotry
You must have missed the 2018 crash, 2019 winter, and 2020 crash

get outta here, faggots. If you haven't noticed, the literal mentally ill faggots that fetishize men who dress like women always appear when there isn't the anime to filter them out.

>> No.21108249

did anyone here say if we should buy btc now

or wait until it falls

>> No.21108253

>>21108072

In other words, all bullshit.

>> No.21108254

>>21107898
>>21107980
>>21108006
Hello newfags. You're welcome to check out reddit

>> No.21108257

>>21108180
>Now why would you do covered calls on a good company?

Because I'll own 100 shares, and there will probably be high demand for calls. I'd see what kinds of gains we tend to see each week, and plan on writing weekly calls further out of the money than that. If I lose the shares I can write cash-covered puts at a lower strike.

>> No.21108258

>>21108236
I'm holding till $15

>> No.21108264

god i hope this dump continues into monday. i want TQQQ

>> No.21108266

>not holding 600 BAC calls

>> No.21108270

>If we can't, we can't
Oh baby Trump Executive Order coming up.

>> No.21108272
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21108272

Power bottom hours

>> No.21108276

>>21108215
Shows in the image. August 21st @26.50. Money will be made.

>> No.21108294

>>21108196
MSFT and GE

>> No.21108297

>>21108172
USA gibs for chinavirus

>> No.21108306

>>21108158
No I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. Maybe ask all of the anons who write contracts as a successful long term strategy. Like I said everyone is a genius until they aren't. Investopedia and YouTube can tell you everything we can and some.

>> No.21108318
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21108318

Ended the week overall 3% up so not too bad for some of the crazier gambles that might take a while *intel*. Also I'm going to find a big tiddy gf and convince her to sell milk for about +$17k a year and maybe throw in some minor simp funneling. The quest starts now lads. Shoutout to 2d hucowfag.

>> No.21108326
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21108326

Should I go long on FIVG, CARR, and/or FSLR? They seem to be at or approaching a top right now but they look steady going forward. Any holders here?

>> No.21108337

My gains have been subpar ever since I got a gf, don't do it bros

>> No.21108344

>>21108272
This is your brain on KTOV

>> No.21108347

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>> No.21108352
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21108352

I want off Mr Bones wild ride

>> No.21108363

>>21107800
INTC, thats what I am buying. Huuuge upside.

>> No.21108371

>>21108306

The other day I made a post about wanting to write covered calls on my AAPL shares after the split, and some dunderhead came in with some half-baked advice about making sure not to buy weeklies because theta will fuck you.

There are people who just learned about options a month ago and the extent of their knowledge is that options = bad and money line go down if you buy options. I want to make sure you understand the difference between writing a covered option, and buying an option. I'm still not sure you do, because you've only responded in platitudes about pride coming before the fall.

>> No.21108373
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21108373

Im going with the SLV dip and log NET for the monday moon.
also >>21108272 I hope you kill yourself this weekend. and your virgin degenerate blood pleases the stock gods,

>> No.21108376

DPHC is going back up, right?

>> No.21108390

>>21108363
The only upside you're getting from INTC is you getting fucked up.

>> No.21108392

>>21108352
Nice context you fucking nigger

>> No.21108408
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21108408

>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
>DO NOT DUMP
>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
>DO NOT DUMP
>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
>DO NOT DUMP
>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
>DO NOT DUMP
>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
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>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
>DO NOT DUMP
>EXECUTIVE ORDERS INCOMING
>DO NOT DUMP

>> No.21108430

>>21108254
>>21108244
>>21108159
Ah, the newfag don't realize archives for /biz/ exist, thus how easy it is to disprove their faggot statements that their cancer behaviour is the norm
Let's take a few random threads from march, shall we?
>>/biz/thread/S18196953
>>/biz/thread/S18201331
>>/biz/thread/S18209497
>>/biz/thread/S18186834
>>/biz/thread/S18112790
>>/biz/thread/S18110126
>>/biz/thread/S18087251
What's this? Minimal animetrannyism during hard times? Actual discussion on the situation at hand? I could go on, but i don't want you to dilate so hard you burst and force the poor jannies to clean up your filth.

>> No.21108431

>>21108408
bruh what does it mean :(

is trump gonna sign something? what does it mean for the stock market?

>> No.21108432

Can one of you goofy homosexuals please tell me if we should buy BTC now

For the love of fuck, please and thank you

>> No.21108435

Are we in the dip.
Do we buy back now, or wait for Monday?

This was the pricing in of congress delaying another whole week, right?

They'll come out Monday with a "last minute" agreement that'll pass by Thursday and everything will be green until September?

>> No.21108439

>>21108196
WKHS, AAPL

>> No.21108453
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21108453

bought over 75 ILMN shares just now.

Down on 11.40% poor earnings, no guidance, they do gene sequencing. They have a good MIT grad CEO with EE and compsci background.

>> No.21108455

>>21108244
Then why does it say his name is Morgan stanley on the ticker, you absolute weenie?

>> No.21108465

>>21108390
>biggest semiconductor company in America dips
>IM NOT BUYING IT! DEAD COMPANY!
How many times have you made this mistake before? When will you learn? This is your chance to grab destiny!

>> No.21108470

>>21108392
It's obviously SPY you braindead monkey

>> No.21108475

>>21107695
I guess i agree with that idea judging by the adjustments i have made to portfolio in the past ten days. Porto right now is LMT, NOC, JETS, DENN, KO, PEP. JETS entry was yesterday. Just took another round of profit from silver this morning. Silver will be relegated to brief swing trades at current lofty heights. Too much potential for 20% retrace on silver here, even if the bullish trend ultimately holds.

>> No.21108479

>>21108431
>>21108408
he only does shit after market closes.

>> No.21108482

>>21108431
just watch cnn lol :^)

>> No.21108489
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21108489

>>21108453
ILMN is a longterm hold of mine. Was waiting for a good entry on this stock for a long time. Genetic Sequencing is a secular growth area but will take a while to mature.

>> No.21108495

>>21107715
Only got 10 more. I knew drumpf would suck ass

>> No.21108496

>>21108371
No I'm trying to warn you that writing options is just as dangerous as naked directional bets and that there's no soluch thing as easy money. If you want more detailed instructions on that specific strategy, research or ask someone else ITT. People her LITERALLY only know how to buy TQQQ on dips and FOMO into meme stocks. So best of luck on that one.

>> No.21108507
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21108507

TQQQ 100 on Monday

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21108520

Does anyone else's portfolio look like this over the last few months? Do TA fags have anything to say about this? Seems like we keep having regular spikes and dips of lesser and lesser scale

>> No.21108529

>>21108465
Intel is not AMD or Micron anon. A company who sells a 20 year old defective product that keeps having security holes the equivalent of Boeing crashes.

>> No.21108546
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21108546

DON'T GIVE UP
WE WILL WIN
SILVER GANG
RISE UP

>> No.21108575
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21108575

anyone jumping into ILMN today?

Small % position but exposure to it longterm is a pretty good idea for personalized medicine and genetic tech in general.

>> No.21108576

>>21108439
Think AAPL will actually bounce back Monday, or dip lower?

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21108592

>>21108430
>the redditor pisses himself, as he recites nonsense

>> No.21108599

>>21107797
Slap an assortment of widgets and gizmos on your charts and backtest them. Most are going to be junk. Some will be okay and can be made better with tweaking the parameters. Do not overcomplicate your ta. Don't think too much about how your widgets are calculated; judge them on past performance and theoretical future performance. Do not expect any given widget to be good at everything, some are good for entry, some for exit, some for short term, some for longer term.

>> No.21108600

>>21108465
Kill yourself, my guy. Stop trying to bait people into buying Intel.

>> No.21108609

PRINTER HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
NOTHING PERSONAL BEARS

>> No.21108610

OH SHIT IT'S NOT A STIMULUS EXTENSION IT'S ORDER 66

>> No.21108615

>>21108432
This is a stocks thread you fucking faggot

>> No.21108634

>>21108496
How? The only two risks for a covered call is that you lose out on gains and you're technically pinned down from selling if the stock takes a dump, which can be mitigated by having a margin account which allows you to trade naked and then buy back the call for the latter and doing a call credit spread for the former. Goddamn midwit.

>> No.21108656

>>21108496

It sounds like you genuinely don't understand what writing an option means, so I'll explain.

Writing a cash-covered put means you get a premium, and in turn may be liable to purchase 100 x Strike shares from an options bearer in the future if the underlying drops below the strike. This is roughly equivalent to placing a limit sell order and receiving a bonus for it.

Writing a share-covered call means you get a premium, and in turn may be liable to sell 100 of your shares, each at the strike price. Covered calls literally guarantee you more net income than you would receive just holding, with the only caveat being that you may miss out on bigger gains.

Writing covered options is intrinsically different from buying options, because a bought option may see its premium dwindle to 0, especially if its expiration is close and the price action doesn't work in your favor. Covered options have no such "decay"; you're simply either risking sacrificing money for shares or shares for modest instead of moderate or substantial gains.

>> No.21108667
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21108667

Every stock ive invested in has dropped bad everyday

I don't even want to invest anymore

>> No.21108687

>>21108667

Stop FOMOing into meme stocks.

>> No.21108689

>>21108546
Bought a call for slv strike price 28. did i do good?

>> No.21108691

>>21108634
Look, you seem to have it all figured out. So what are you asking us for? Just make sure you invite me to your yacht part.

>> No.21108701

last ILMN shill

It's a nice position to have in portfolio if you are a longterm investor. Just to have some exposure to genetic sequencing technology leader and diversity in future tech you hold. It's not as good as QQQ/SOXX type exposure but helps to have a bit of diversification in long-term upside trends.

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>>21108667
Classic Robin hood nigger

>> No.21108716

>>21108656
>This is roughly equivalent to placing a limit sell order

God damn it, I meant a limit buy order.

>> No.21108717
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21108717

I will not FOMO into CLIS

>> No.21108725
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>>21108529
Not even close to the same thing. Nobody is buying planes, EVERYONE needs semis. Intel is not dead, its literally a fucking meme, and /smg/ is falling for it hook line and sinker. How many times does tech have to dip before you buy it? People shill KODAK WKHS NIO and all kinds of pump and dump shit, but the biggest semi conductor company in the US dips 20% and you DONT BUY? HELLO! WAKE THE FUCK UP!

>>21108600
Your loss. Keep buying your shitty penny stocks until you're broke.

>> No.21108729
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21108729

>>21108546
We're gonna make it bros.

>> No.21108750

>>21108701
my own position is over 75 shares of ILMN bought today. Do all your own Due deligence I'm fucking retarded and in the stock for 5+ years.

>> No.21108751
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21108751

>bears
F

>> No.21108755

>>21108610
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.21108764

>>21108689
idk i only buy mine deep itm

>> No.21108768

kek, fucking bears taking another L

sad!

>> No.21108777

>>21108691
>Look, you seem to have it all figured out.

Writing options is not the same thing as buying options. You're fundamentally mixed up on this detail. Did you learn about options a week ago?

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>>21108725
Gee, I wonder which one I expect to grow and which one to shrink

>> No.21108794

Betting against America doesn't work. I'm living proof. America is going to make China it's bitch. Gap and Go ready for next week. See all y'all then.

>> No.21108803

SPY MOONING

>> No.21108833

>>21107549
should I stay in cash or is there anything that will gain at monday opening?

>> No.21108841
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>>21108777
Yes. I'm new and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

>> No.21108850

Green day lads :^)

>> No.21108854
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21108854

IM....IM....IM POOOOOMPINGGGG

>> No.21108855
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21108855

>that tech reversal
Based. Monday will be like nothing ever happened at all.

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21108862

>>21108833

>> No.21108869
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21108869

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.21108883

>>21108725
I WOULD BUY INTEL but SEMIS ARE FUCKING GLACIAL

Intel will probably bounce back, but it's going to take so long it isn't even priced into the stock right now. Semis take forever. Intel has the brainpower and resources to come back but it will take so long it's hard to buy in now and not a year from now.

They also lost the #1 reason to invest in intc with jim keller leaving abruptly. It's a good stock in the right sectors, but again the problem is how glacial semis are. AMD shit we see right now is stuff that happened years and years ago coming to fruition.

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21108889

do i buy a nvda call hmm

>> No.21108904

>>21108862
Yo wat the fuck

>> No.21108905
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>>21108430
>picks seven threads from a general that will average 40+ in a slow week.
>picks threads laden with anime girls and anime posts.
Seethe more newfaggot. Anime is part of 4chan and is an integral part of a successful trading strategy.

>> No.21108927
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21108927

IWF CHADS WHERE WE AT

>> No.21108931

>>21108883
basically people probably want to see some big shake ups and a new CEO before re-investing.

>> No.21108936

tldr
What the fuck happened to my tech stocks? Why?

>> No.21108939

>>21108022
oh wow look it's slowly recovering.
maybe retarded after close traders will pump the price up again and i can get out without a loss

>> No.21108949

>>21108841

So far you've completely dodged any and all questions about options, including with this post. A 100% gain over 4 years is barely above the rate of returns of the S&P, so I'm not very impressed.

It's fine not to understand what options are, but what's not fine is assuming everybody else is as intellectually plain as you are.

>> No.21108959
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21108959

Rate my monday moon portfolio

>> No.21108960

Friendly reminder that we are in the greed phase right now

>> No.21108962
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21108962

>>21108725
>Penny stocks
Kill yourself, my guy.

>> No.21108972

>>21108959
unironically based

>> No.21108976

>>21108883
Don't buy Intel right now. Buy puts since they'll probably tank. If you want Intel stock (which I assume they'll bounce back in a few months) just wait until it hits it super low.

>> No.21108988

>>21108959
can't read whatever poverty language that is

>> No.21108997
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21108997

>>21108960
Forgot picture

>> No.21108998

>>21108764
Should have done 8/21 32 and sold them next thurs but you’ll still do well

>> No.21109006

>>21108575
It's a steady company but has little growth prospect as is as competitive alternative tech is entering the market, namely oxford nanopores and pacbio devices. Those are the future of personalized medicine and genetic tech, not illumina which is still far too expensive in every respect compared to these devices.
As for nanopores, they might replace mass spectrometry, currently the only tool for proteomics research, yet absolutely garbage at identification and mediocre at quant. The second oxford nanopores appears on the american market, I'm unironically going all in.
Anyway, illumina is like later-stage IBM. Not quite reduced to patent trolling and outright scamming, but getting close. Expect similar price-action as well (that's a good thing).

>> No.21109005

>>21108936
Some people thought the non-existing gibs were priced in, and they sold. Now that they have been shaken out there is no room to go but up.

>> No.21109027

>>21108997
i bet every thing on the "return to normal meme" and i lost 98%

>> No.21109030
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21109030

ONDK KEEPS MOONING
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21109040

>>21107549
is baba a good deal or is all priced in already?

>> No.21109045

>>21109005
Makes perfect sense. I can get back to drinking beer and playing my retarded videogames. Thanks based anon.

>> No.21109049

>>21108318
Literally perfect

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>>21108998
My positions are like November calls for 20's and 23's I just DCA

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21109059

He bought ze dip? Good.

>> No.21109062

>>21108988
dont worry mutt, you don't need to. Just look at the pretty pictures to find out

>> No.21109069

Where are my MGM, MRO bros at ...
Slow and steady...

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>>21107898
>words words words
ok

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21109101

>>21108997

>> No.21109105

>>21108949
>Y-you only beat the SPY consistently for 5 years N-nothing special
lmao. Like I said, just invite me to your yacht party, options genius.

>> No.21109106

real talk /biz/lets. do you guys think CGC will beat earnings? should i scoop up some cheapies while i can in this dump? Or should i wait until after earnings on monday since this clown market tends to dump after earnings?

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21109122

Oh come on, I was hoping for them to wait for weekend close before releasing the statement.. that way they can fuck the shorters

>> No.21109126
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21109126

My first Call. Will I do ok?

>> No.21109143
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21109143

>>21109069
Mother KOS up bigly today, back to pre-earnings dump

>> No.21109145

What if someone made a brokerage account and gave the password to /smg/ and everyone gets to decide what stocks they buy

>> No.21109153

I currently have 38% of my NW invested. Mostly in safe-ish tech ETFs and TQQQ. I have minimal expenses. Should I scale up to 50%? What percentage do you guys throw in?

>> No.21109175

>>21109105

Again, not understanding options is okay. Assuming nobody else understands them either because you're intellectually solipsistic is not okay.

Come back when you understand the difference between buying and writing covered options.

>> No.21109181

>>21109145
Paper money account? Sounds interesting.

>> No.21109187

>>21108962
>up 9k
>only worth 1% of his entire portfolio
What was your make it play and how much was it worth

>> No.21109197

>>21109126
I wouldn't long PMs with the dollar showing so much strength, but anything can happen. Could go either way.

>> No.21109200

>>21109145
Should have a discord type application that shows what others buy and sell. Million dollar idea, go get em lads

>> No.21109201
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21109201

>>21109101
>He thinks the market can go down...

>> No.21109209

>>21109145
I'd dump $500 into this for the keks but I feel like it'd get flagged for making 50 within like 5 minutes

>> No.21109216

>>21107898
permabear cope

>> No.21109220

>>21109145
Sounds like a hassle with the password getting changed and shit, better off doing a live voting system on stocks and amounts.

>> No.21109224

>>21109209
id dump couple hundred too.

>> No.21109236

>>21109201
I've never seen so much cash in one place in my life. Do you think they get used to it, or is it always shocking?

>> No.21109238

How many people did Jpow have to take to a CIA black site for reeducation for the S&P to be in the green at close?

>> No.21109248
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21109248

DING DING DING.....fuck you

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>> No.21109263

>>21109040
Join the baba train, friend.

>> No.21109264
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21109264

down $17.77

>> No.21109272

>>21109236
Imagine being the janitor at the mint, burning the old hundred dollar bills taken out of circulation...

>> No.21109277

>>21109220
I think that would be good and we could use a paypal to deposit into the account to make it easier but also yea a voting system would be good.

>> No.21109280

>>21109175
Come back when you learn how to actually make money and ask less stupid questions to idiots who know less than you do. I like my hookers young, and my champagne at room temperature, options genius. I hope you throw one hell of a party once you make it.

>> No.21109281

All i need is for the stock market to not shit the bed next week, and if stimulus gets passed i make it

So, expect the market to crash and stimulus to be completely cancelled and war with china

>> No.21109285

>>21109238
Only a few slants.

>> No.21109298

Holy fuck boys what a day. Started off down 10% then up 5, then down 9 and ended down 2.2% which I will definitely take after a 40+% week.

>> No.21109307

>>21109264
Down $633

>> No.21109314

>>21109277
what do we do with the gains?

>> No.21109318

Up 1.47% on the day. Pretty much shit for most of the holdings, but thanks to RKT and LMT.

Beer and Pool kind of an afternoon.

>> No.21109321

I took the tech pill and bought TQQQ 130c 9/18. Tell me I'll be okay.

>> No.21109327

>>21109272
"burning" the old $100 bills (stuffing them in his pockets)

>> No.21109334

>>21109126
Keep us updated

>> No.21109347
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21109347

WHAT THE FUCK BROS

HOW THE FUCK AM I SO LITERALLY AND COMPLETELY RETARDED???

>> No.21109348

I bought TSM and WKHS let's go boys

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21109364

>>21109049
thanks anon you're pretty cool too

>> No.21109365

>>21109314
I think we could split it evenly amongst the people who voted. With most of the gains going towards the person who proposed the stock

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21109367

what a boring waste of a day, cunnychads. i have taken a nap every day this week, not even worth trading.

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>>21109101
>betting against america

>> No.21109376
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21109376

What a ride today. Turned out not to be nearly as bad as I thought. Good upside next week, let's gooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.21109390

>>21109006
Thanks for the quality post. Pacbio looks interesting but oxford nanopores looks better too. I'll keep an eye on both.

>> No.21109391

>>21109145
Someone should make a discord channel for this and pool in a lil.

>> No.21109392

>>21109376
How much RKT do I need to own to look like this?

>> No.21109395
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21109395

What a day bros

>> No.21109397
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21109397

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .37% today, pretty ok. Closing at yesterday's high on the ess and pee could be be better, but hey that's above where the majority of volume took place yesterday, technical bulle. QQQ being down is interesting, AAPL and MSFT prombly driving that huh? Russel is up bigly while gold takes a little bit of a dip. That's a good thing on gold, it's much better to have a healthy dip (which should be bought) now rather than a more intense rise followed by a blow off top say in a couple weeks. GS did pretty good I told u
This week we're going to the Romano's in Baton Rouge, Louisiana! That's kinda a sinister name now that I think about it, a red baton, almost like a... red pole, a red...candle

>> No.21109401

>>21109347
Ouch

>> No.21109402

>>21108883
>>21108931
Im glad you actually provided and argument, and I can understand the hesitation. I've seen these kinds of dips many times before, so this time I'm getting in. I also rode up the TSM pump, selling covered calls since premiums are so high.

>>21108976
Its already at corona crash lows, but I can definitely see it dropping a bit more. I doubt it will go under $40 though. I am DCAing in.

>>21108962
>Fake screen shot
Why are you so angry?

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21109439

>he still believes in intel
literally not gonna make it, pic related

>> No.21109444

>>21109347
Stop gambling retard.

>> No.21109454

>>21109395
can you paypal me some of that i'm really hurting bro

>> No.21109461

>>21109395
Hey still looking good man. Keep it up with that practice anon!

>> No.21109467

>>21109347
/smg/, where the pros go.

>> No.21109472

>>21109347
Lol at that spread distance

>> No.21109480

>>21109391
From what i'm seeing a discord with a voting system is the best way for this account to work. Then use a paypal to fill the account with money

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>>21108059
Yes.

>> No.21109533

>>21109439
>aluminum

ngmi...

>> No.21109537

>>21109480
>/smg/ mutual fund
The most poorly performing fund in existence.

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21109538

>>21109397
+1.3%, +2.5% week
DNJR changed their name to BTBT

>> No.21109540

Will the free gibs from donnie pump the dxy?

>> No.21109541

>>21109397
Down 1.8%. Scary day, a couple times today I was low enough to wipe out all of yesterdays gains. Was hoping for SLV to keep climbing but it wasn't meant to be, I ended up buying more calls during the dip. SPY closed green but my calls on it didnt, oh well. Hoping for better next week, hopefully there will be good stimulus news.

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21109552

>>21109472
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DOES EVERYTHING BLOW UP IN MY FACE???

>> No.21109553

>>21109334
Will do, pray for green gains

>> No.21109581

>>21109454
Sent;)
>>21109461
Its been a fun couple weeks

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21109596

>>21109397
Bad day

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21109597

You pay zero capital gains in your Roth IRA, correct? So wouldn't you want to put your growth stocks in your Roth, since they will make the most gains and you wont have to pay any capital gains taxes?

>> No.21109608

>>21109439
Why do people keep their cars inside? Imagine all the bugs and spiders that crawl into and on it and underneath that creep out into your home at night

>> No.21109634
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21109634

>>21107549
> DIS puts? Rekt
> FSLY calls? Rekt
> Last $25 into retarded DDOG $65 puts last minute out of rage right before earnings? TO THE FUCKING MOON
Fuck this gay ass market

>> No.21109671

>>21109608
And the oil and dirt from the road

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21109678

>>21109397
I had undone so much damage, only to completely shoot myself in the liver.

down 2% for the week, portfolio resumes downward trend

>> No.21109679

>>21109395
Keep at it and you're dgmi. Remember account size doesn't matter when you don't have to pay commissions.

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21109684

>>21109187
Took me a while to scroll down but it was $LL.

I watch this guy from time to time and the messages were pointing to: "there will be an increase in demand for lumber."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vd-3GrEgPw

Lumber prices hit bottom, and were rising as of April due to demand.

>> No.21109693

>>21107549
I am going to wait till Monday morning to buy again
It is probably buying to dip from 9-11 am then be green afterwards

>> No.21109708

>>21109531
Saved

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21109723

>>21109397
Down a bit, thought it would've been worse. Changed stuff for next week so fingers crossed.

>> No.21109724

>>21109608
He lives in Japan and why would you park a ferrari on the street?

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21109729

>>21109538
I still see them as DNJR but BTBT shows up as them too, slightly different prices o_O
How did you know I was planning on replaying yummy nikki this weekend :o
>>21109541
I remain severely bullish on precious metals over the next couple years, a dip now (which could be pretty large if it's fo real) is a good thing, stay strong
>>21109608
terrifying

>> No.21109744

>>21109537
Not if you personally inverse it
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21109746
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21109746

>red day
???

>> No.21109753

>>21108997
CHRYSANTHEMUM CATASTROPHE

>> No.21109762

>>21109634
Glad I sold my FSLY. Better sell your DDOG puts asap.

>> No.21109771

>>21109608
Because parking your car outside is for gentiles

>> No.21109772

White house rejects a stimulus 2 trillion compromise offer. (was originally 3.4 trillion). Fucking hell. Get off your ass and just pass it already. Everyone knows the price tag ain't that big a deal. If you need money just turn to your fed computer and say "create an extra 2 trillion" and there your fine. More to the point I want my 2400 in free money soon as possible. I got cheap apple stock to buy damnit..

>> No.21109780
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>>21109397
Everything is red AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21109788

>>21109634
You didn't get IV crushed, nice

>> No.21109789

>>21109634
Sell your $DDOG, it's definitely oversold.

>> No.21109792

>>21109684
>he drives a Toyota
God bless you for this anon you are DEFINITELY invited to the yacht party if I make it

>> No.21109807

>>21109397
Down 1.3% today. Docusign and the NET I bought yesterday both killed me along with other tech stuff. Sold for profits on some other shares too. Hope it calms down, bet everything's gonna be peaches again on Monday.

>> No.21109808

>>21109261
Probably because he expects to have to do the EO anyway.

>> No.21109809

>>21109608
Wanna know something that will keep you up at night? The spiders in your house were there all along. The spiders from outside only come in by accident. A house is like a desert to a spider, and there are distinct species that have adapted to live in human dwellings.

We have brought them to every corner of the globe. Spiders from outside would die of dehydration (unless you already live in desert conditions, mind you) or be preyed on by your house spiders before very long.

Which is why you find them in the sink or the tub. It's the reliable water source.

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Not a bad week at all.

>> No.21109848

So I gather nobody here actually knows what they're doing, is that correct

>> No.21109855

>>21109772
>White house
?

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>>21109397
Not green, but honestly could be worse given the week I’ve had.

>> No.21109906

>>21109848
Yes. You just unironically made the first step towards making money.

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>why yes I'm holding WKHS through earnings how did you know?

>> No.21109952

>>21109597
pls respond
do none of you have Roth IRA's? for fucks sake

>> No.21109954

>>21109848
Yes, 99% of people here are just meming. Look at at all the accounts with under $10k. Any image that claims they have more is fake.

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>>21109397
Didn't get out of gold in time but I'm still up for the week

>> No.21109965

>>21109911
Based Gigachad

>> No.21109967

>>21109911
Wkhs makes a profit and dumps

>> No.21110021

>>21109397
Up bigly (for my modest hand) after cashing in zillow call.

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Today was a good day.

>> No.21110029

I am financially ruined....

>> No.21110042

>>21109954
>Over $10k is fake
What's the average age of /biz/ fags outside of crypto threads again? If anything I'd assume /smg/ has the highest average portfolio size out of all the other generals/shitcoin threads on /biz/.

>> No.21110043

>>21109772
>Everyone knows the price tag ain't that big a deal
Of course not, but if the plan ever releases to the public, you would see that probably half of the money goes to pro-progressive institutions and what not. It's always like that, they hide shit

>> No.21110051

>>21107600
Just got out of work. what did Drumpft do?

>> No.21110082

>>21109954
There's quite a few anons with larger account sizes ITT if you lurk for them a bit. Having capital doesn't make you a better trader, however. The 95% rule still applies to /smg/.

>> No.21110091

Why the fuck did NET actually dump today?

>> No.21110093

Down 5% for the day but up 9% for the week, how my anons doing?

>> No.21110107

>>21110029

HAHAHAHAH

>> No.21110118

>>21110042
/smg/ is probably mostly between 20-30.
Crypto kiddies are trading with like $100 thinking it could become $100,000.

>> No.21110130

>>21109911
Bought at the literal top today. Ready for it to dump on earnings so i can cozy up with a new bag

>> No.21110151

NEW

>>21110144

>>21110144

>>21110144

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I'm so pissed off you don't even know...
I could throw rocks at your mothers

>>21108905
based and extremely cute

>>21109762
...you think DDOG is maybe going to come back??

what about TDOC?????

>> No.21110162

>>21109911
Can’t wait for Monday to sell some puts on the bottom to the the line go down maybe line go down now retards

>> No.21110172

>>21110130
I'll buy your bags on Monday anon Don't worry

>> No.21110190

>>21110161
I can't say really, but I would guess they will recover from these dips eventually.

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>>21110029
B U Y
S P Y
C A L L S

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>>21109397
down 5.4%. mommy please make it stop.

>> No.21110313

>>21109126
No. Your SLV call should be way up right now. If it's down you must have fucked up something (is it too close-dated? Did you buy the top?)

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>>21109597
>he thinks we've thought of retirement
Kek. Also giff wheyfu that will beat me up

>> No.21110709

>>21109952
My Roth IRA is about 35% IVV/QQQ as well as BRKB, and the rest is in big tech + Disney.

>> No.21110794

>>21109848
Yes.

All I do is invest 1000 into penny stocks and meme stocks right after they start getting attention but before the masses get on.

Then line goes up. But I never sell.