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>...wait babe, you did WHAT with your savings?! well how much do we have now?

>> No.21092423

Um around -120k, sweety, loan sharks will come tomorrow and I can't even afford rope

>> No.21092434

>>21092412
What do you mean "we"?

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>>21092412
WE have nothing. I'M rich though.

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>>21092412
I was actually kind of expecting a negative reaction hen I told my fiance I'm literally all in crypto and hold only like $100 to get through to groceries until next paycheck comes, and that that is what I've been doing for months and will continue to do, even if crash comes that looks like it will go to $0. To my positive surprise she reacted alog the lines of "wow you're so smart" and gave me some of her money to invest as well.

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>We

>> No.21092970

>>21092918

Ask me how I know you have an 8+ inch thick and veiny dick ?

>> No.21093009

>>21092412
how does zero million sound?

>> No.21093023

>>21092970
Calm down homo

>> No.21093025

>>21092970
How (and of course it's 100% true)

>> No.21093089
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>>21092918
Same. I've ("we've") made thousands extra in gains thanks to money my fiance contributed.

Imagine being a degenerate/coomer/virgin/faggot/etc.etc.etc. and not being able to (not putting in the effort to) find a hard working quality woman you can team up with to further your financial success.

>inb4 muh divorce muh cheating muh bbc
all jewish psyops or copes.
you get cucked when you either start acting like a cuck or marry a girl with red flags you ignore because you're desperate for pussy.

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>>21092412
Dark eyes

>> No.21093109

>>21092412
>well how much do we have now?
you have whatever you had, bitch.
I hold 1,000,000 bitconnect

>> No.21093119

>>21093089
based

>> No.21093253

my waifu wife has nearly a make it stack of LINK herself
woman you can trust + prenup + her own make it stack = game theory

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>>21092412
>we

>> No.21093327

>>21093253
I trust my woman but idk if I'd let her deal in crypto; I hold all the crypto assets in our relationship. Based tho if you really have a lady intelligent enough to navigate crypto... Or like, even hold crypto without accidentally losing it or something kek. Based prenup also.

>> No.21093340

>>21093089
King post.

>> No.21093415

my gf is excited about my gains in crypto. Considering lying and saying I lost everything just to see how she reacts for a laugh

>> No.21093491

>>21093089
Hello king, can you share some redflags?
Here are from my experience..
>Noisy: she likes to talk something she knows nothing about
>Pretentious: acting like she knows it all, but cant do shit
>Cut: the ones who cut her thighs and arms, you know what I am talking about.

Anything else? Right now I just want to find a quiet girl. Would be preferable if she just listen and nod when I talk about crypto and hitler.

>> No.21093508

>>21092458
kek

>> No.21093544

>>21093491

.. bro sounds EXACTLY like what im dealing with

how did u jump ship?
n is it bad to stick around for abit longer?

>> No.21093553

>>21093089
Kek, enjoy getting cucked in 10 years

>> No.21093579

>>21093025

Well, you are doing idiotic stuff, and she is 100% supporting you. Women do this only when they are getting a great dicking.

>> No.21093603

>>21093327
i held her hand through the buying process and show her all the breadcrumbs so she hasnt sold any
together we have a fuck kikes stack and even if it was split 50/50 we each have a fuck niggers stack

>> No.21093627

>>21092412
Don't worry yourself about finances, you know what we spoke about? Your brain is too small to understand such complexities. Now drink up your bullshit water, I need my dick sucked.

>> No.21093642

>>21093089
cuck

>> No.21093660

>>21092412
>we
Communism detected on American soil

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>>21093119
>>21093340
>>21093415
Gonna make it. (Assuming haven't already.)

>>21093603
Hugely based and definitely making it.

>>21093553
>>21093642
Pottery. NGMI.

>>21093491
Ofc king. Hope I don't sound too pretentious talking this way but I'll be frank:
Yeah those first two are really bad. Not feminine. Ideally you want a girl who still in some way idealizes the concept of femininity and monogamy and all that.
That third - cutting - is a black flag. Never ever go for that. Risky to even hit and quit that if you're just out to coom.

Beyond that here's some red flags for you:
>Body count: Virgin is ideal but we live in the real world. Bear in mind that body count is highly correlated with BAD (pic related)
>Gamer girls/sports girls/"right wing": Girls who are overly interested in male dominated fields (especially if not tomboys) are a huge red flag for attention
>Daddy issues: it's a meme but it's true. In your relationship there are times where you're the dad and she's the little girl, and sometimes you're the little boy and she's mommy. It's a give and take. Her idea of what a good father is, is important. A girl with a dad and non-divorced parents is gold.
>Entitlement: Peasant girls >>>> "I need everything" girls. This can be mended possibly, but it depends.


Some green flags (just as important):
>Longtime friends: assuming it's not some guy she's previously slept with, if she has good friends she's maintained for more than a year or two that's good. Childhood friends? Bullish.
>Chatty: If she talks your ear off and pursues you, that's what you want. Cold introverts are idealized in that tomoko way but horrible IRL.

GL to all

>> No.21093665

>>21092412
'your savings' and 'we' don't belong in the same sentence sweetie

>> No.21093677 [DELETED] 

>>21092412
Digusting flat chester. Im leaving u.

>> No.21093692

>>21092412
I count five rings on her fingers

Useless sparkly metal jewellry paid for with your hard earned fiat money

>> No.21093697

>>21093664
Cuck cope

>> No.21093706

>>21093089
Based. Most women are in fact whores, just like most cryptos are pajeetsect scams, yet we're still all in link aren't we? Find your heavy titted chainlink and you really make it.

>> No.21093731

>>21093664
A bit too long, but redpill nontheless

>> No.21093793

>>21093491

Get off 4chan. Real life doesn't work like that. You've to do slow easy repills. I started with Palestine, how so many MUSLIMS and christians were being killed and their homes demolished. Doesn't come off as racist because this statement is sympathetic with Muslims.

Then stuff like how "I know what the media are saying about putting career first and all that and living your best life, but deep down I'm really looking forward to being a dad to be honest. I know some of the papers and news sites say to keep pushing it off, but my dad had me when he 30, and he said it was great developign as an adult while your kids develop in parallel.

I'm absolutely gonna be the fun parent though. You can be the strict boring one that makes them eat brocolli :):

Roastie shit like that gets eaten up. My gf gave me 4k back in 2018 when I told her about LINK. Her stack is now worth 45K. I asked if she wanted to take it out, and her only response was what do I think. I explained I know it seems like a lot, but this is only getting started, and in life you have to take risks in order to provide. Sh ehas completely left it up to me. Also cooks a lot. It is a partnership, but you must always be the dominant one, even if that means not actually looking dominant. Its the little things. You donmt want a girl with no spine though. Thats just a kid. You want a strong willed girl who deliberately makes the decision to follow you, not just raw submission.

>> No.21093805

>>21093706
>Find your heavy titted chainlink and you really make it.

Based

>> No.21093827

>>21092412
Who's this guy? (S)Hes really pretty

>> No.21093831
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>>21093109

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>>21092412
>mfw my net worth is 380k euro and my gf has no idea


Feels good lads.

>> No.21093871

>>21093852
Based sleeper king

>> No.21093903

>>21093706
holy fuck lmao

>>21093793
Every single bit of this is correct also. You just have to be patient and not autistic and if you're the leader you will be followed.

t. my fiance is racist with me, watched the greatest story never told with me, shit talks jews all the time, etc. etc. etc.

>>21093852
Based euro.

>> No.21093909

>>21093664
huge point when she has longtime friends. really.

just dated enough who have freinds for like 4 years and always lose them. these girls get really annoying

>> No.21093945

>>21093852
Good boi, never tell her how much you have.

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>>21093909
If I recall correctly - in men at least - it's a sign of sociopathy/psychopathy if they lose your friends or their life implodes once every 5 or so years. Usually due to all the lying and fuckery psychos do and it catches up to them all at once.

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>>21093089
Spoken like a true virgin that isn't even married himself but wants to spew nonsense for (You)'s.

>>21093553
This.

>>21093706
They do not exist. Don't fool yourself into thinking they do, it'll save you trouble in the long run. Western women are only good for dicking and that's it, becoming attached or committed to one is a huge mistake.

Y'all probably put money into the lottery unironically thinking you'll win because "there's a chance!".

>> No.21094032

>>21093852
Based. Similar. I'm around the 460k and she thinks I'm just under 100k. Can't let them know the full amount as suddenly an 8k revamp of the kitchen becomes a 30k job. Even the best of them at the end of the day are still women.

>>21093903
>t. my fiance is racist with me, watched the greatest story never told with me, shit talks jews all the time, etc. etc. etc.

Some day anon lol. I'll get there soon brother.

>> No.21094100

>>21094031
They do but the reality is they are rare and our brains are simpian and will go to all sorts of lengths to convince you otherwise. Just remember to hold 9/10 women in utter spite and you'll do well enough in life. The single most important criteria for a girl is bodycount, it informs you of a ridiculous amount. Only about 50% of marriages end in divorce so if you are hugely selective you're going to be pretty safe.

>> No.21094203

>>21094100
This is sound advice if you really don't want to just go mgtow, I suppose. For me the search just doesn't seem worth the effort. But maybe I just need to move somewhere else. Also
>only 50% of marriages end in divorce
>only
kek, I don't like those odds. I'm pretty sure like 90% of them are initiated by the wife too.

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>>21092458
Kek + xsn 5$ EOY

>> No.21094326

>>21094031
>>21094203
Bruh you're so fudded by mgtow jewry that you unironically compare finding a decent non-roasty girl to winning the lottery. I guarantee you it's not that. I DID personally go on about 50-100 dates before choosing long term tho, and I have been screwed in the past but that was from ignoring red flags like a teenage retard.

The fact that you specified "western" as if the feminist roasties aren't a minority and implying asians or mideasters or whatever are somehow any better off shows your hand.
Where do you live anyways? I'd imagine only in maybe... California or something is THAT bad.
The 50% divorce thing is bearing in mind interracial marriage, dumb nogs, general retards. Basically the Jerry Springer class. The rich/upper class are by the numbers almost all married and pairbonded-for-life monogamous with notable super rich exceptions like Trump, Bezos, etc.

>>21094032
Gl fren. Takes time.

>> No.21094379

>>21093664
I haven't made it yet but thank you for believing in me. According to your red/green flags my gf is ideal too, ticks every single box.

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>>21092412


10000 Stinky Linkies

>> No.21094758

>>21094203
Sure and how many of that 50% are zombie relationships in which the wife has fucked some co-worker for years and the guy copes "for the kids". I'd say maybe 10% are 'good' marriages.

However keep in mind how stupid normies are: the overwhelming majority of couples are between npcs who don't really have any internal life or interests, they fit together in the sense they fit anywhere, any other person is just as suitable a choice. They rack up enormous bodycounts and vaporize their pair bonding capacity. They never engage in any sort of ethical philosophy so don't have any disinclination to cheat other than social stigma, which dissipates with age because all their peers cheat. Finally they can't do social hardship or discomfort, a tough relationship is something they just walk away from.

A long way of saying if you put in some really simple preparation and selection it's basically guaranteed you'll be one of the successful marriages if you want to be. I say want to be because even a successful marriage is really a basic step, it's still not necessarily desirable.

>> No.21094828

>>21094326
Monogamous pair bonding basically has a normal distribution against success. At the bottom people are just too hedonist and plainly stupid to manage it, then for most people it is desirable and works to a varying degree. Then at the top end of success you unironically see more 'harem' like formations where the wife is committed but the guy sleeps with a few women but keeps everything running well.

Literally what you will have seen in early humanity, chieftain has a few women, upper ranks have one each and the retards just fight over scraps.

>> No.21094897

>>21093089
cuck, only a matter of time until you find her dry humping a dark skinned frog poster

>> No.21094934

>>21094032
>I'm around the 460k and she thinks I'm just under 100k

Probably the same with my gf. She knows im not 0 NW but we always share expenses 50/50. I've even taught my gf to DCA and buy index funds. Shes investing 1,3k euro a month atm. Hopefully she will get very wealthy aswell.

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>>21094897
>believing default situatin is women will cheat on men (i.e. you) with darkskinned people

this is why you're such a lonely beta faget

>> No.21094984

>>21092412
After I told my GF about crypto I told her to get her own stack.
She's a stacklet - 0.6 BTC, 4 ETH, 1300 LINK. Still, she knows her stack is hers and my stack is mine.

>> No.21095006

>>21092412
Fuck off bitch I divorce because of your bullshit, I fucking hate so much when they make plans with my investments, bitch I don't give a fuck about your vacation I want to buy a house and shit

>> No.21095051

>>21092412
Excellent thot choice anon. Those dead eyes are really selling it.

>> No.21095061

>>21092412
I hate females that wear clothes that hide their curves

>> No.21095074

>>21094984
Same, my GF has one Litecoin. She ngmi.

>> No.21095128

i'm 27 with a 10/10 GF, 3 kids and 30k holdings in crypto.

been together 7 years. madly in love with the woman. accept that sometimes, for periods you may hate the woman you're with - it's a relationship and it will aways take work, say sorry. give up sometimes, but back yourself. find a strong woman who is confident in herself, wears little makeup, carries herself well. in courting, if you eventually think she would make a good mother to children, keep her. that's my advice.

>> No.21095135

>>21093089
You’re not even married yet you dumb fucking faggot and you’re giving out life lessons? Eat my fucking dick retard. You’re a child.

>> No.21095151

>>21095051
Most female Hapas have dead eyes

>> No.21095154

>>21093253
Prenups get trashed in court . Dont count on it. Be smart and hide all the assets you can from her. Hopefully you never get divorce raped . But if you do it's better to be prepared

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>>21095128
>30k holdings in crypto.
top kek

>> No.21095169

1m knee pads

>> No.21095233

>>21095157
There was some post your wallet thread a few months ago and most anons had sub 10k wallets. Most, not all, of the 200k+ anons are larping - would you waste time here if you had that much disposable cash?

>> No.21095313

>>21095233

You would be shocked at what the people post and lurk here.

>> No.21095339

>>21093089
Dangerously based.

>> No.21095413

>>21092412
We?

>> No.21095499

>>21095313
Not really given i've been an anon since 2010.

>> No.21095530

>>21092412
"My savings, We have?"

>> No.21095984

>>21092412
>your savings
>we have
They call it "my" savings because it is mine, not yours.

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>>21094984
>mfw this anon has a gf
>not only does he have a gf but her stacks are as big as mine

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT

>> No.21096049

>>21093089
>you get cucked when you either start acting like a cuck or marry a girl with red flags you ignore because you're desperate for pussy.
based and redpilled

>> No.21096067

>>21095233
Yea why not? posting here lead them to make 200,000 USD, why the fuck would they stop?

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>>21093089
wow THOUSANDS?? Amazing that the two of you combined can pull that sort of weight around. And all you have to put up with is sharing your earnings right down the middle with someone else. Cuck piece of shit.

>> No.21096261

>>21095135
>>21094031
Glad some people realize it's a larp at least.