/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21082653
TSLA and LINK pump together. 2 of the best plays this year.

>>21082653
Neuralink conference is on the same day as smartcon.
Coincidence?

>>21082749

>>21082653
quick someone make sleek TSLA / LINK smart-contract branded marketing!

>>21083015
y’all so funny

>>21082858
Holy shit.

Is it safe to hold my Link on coinbase?

>>21082653
He's 3 years late
Am I supposed to be impressed

>>21083054
No Mr. Pajeet, I expect you to die.

>>21083044
Get outta here elon we talking about you

>>21083044
Only in the sense that you will be able to get a human person on the support line if shit goes wrong

That person might tell you "sorry, all of your funds have been appropriated", but at the very least, you'll have that comforting voice

>>21083039
smart money, anon

>>21083088
I just hate electric cars, they're like the next evolution of the automatic transmission
also check'd

>>21083030
it would make believable memes and maybe give some good ideas to Elon and his team.


what you don’t seem to understand is we could fucking meme this into reality....

>>21083044
you dont own it if it's on chainlink

>>21083102
How could shit go wrong? Can someone hack into my account and transfer out all my link easier that way than a wallet? Sorry I’m retarded

>>21083015
Insider here.
Can confirm, the tesla chainlink partnerships are true.
Once musks tweets about this price is going to skyrocket so fucking fast your face skin will stretch and slap your nips.

>>21083121
>a photo you took called ‘6 boomers ina pool’

>>21082858
wtf

>>21083156
based.


nice meme too

>>21082653
Starlink
Neuralink
Chainlink

>>21083192
....omg it’s staring

>>21083153
>Can someone hack into my account and transfer out all my link easier that way than a wallet?
Yes you brainlet, smart users store their crypto offline

>>21083217
starting*

>>21082653
I remember a little over a year ago I made my first investment ever, only had a thousand bucks and was gonna either play it safe with stocks and go Tesla or go for broke with link. Turns out I was fine either way but links got a lot more room for growth so I’m glad I chose this horse.

>>21082653
sauce?

>>21083241
Do you think paper or hardware is better for offline storage?

>>21084052
paper kek

>>21082858
LINK is up way higher than 350% though. It's like +700% YTD

>>21084101
328%

>>21082653
He should buy 1 billion worth right now.

>>21083156
My nips are ready.

>>21083044
Not your keys, not your tokens.

>>21083241
what offline hardware option is good, I have only found trezor and ledger; are those good or is it something like get a USB drive just for wallet

>>21084370
Not op, what do you reccomend? Coinbase doesn't seem reliable

>>21083088
Kek yeah baby

>>21082817
>oracle data delivered straight to your brain

You nulinkers make me cringe. Old fags figured this out years ago. Dimitri Roche worked for Tesla and now Chainlink. When he joined there was speculation Chainlink would feed sensor and other car data to insurance smart contracts for Tesla. Tesla is now building their own insurance. Will they use blockchain for rapid trustless settlement and Chainlink as their oracle? I am done spoon feeding.

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>>21083102
obviously youve never dealt with coinbase customer service..

>>21084414
exodus phone wallet. better on a phone you only use to access said exodus wallet app

>>21083156
>Sergey using his hoverdumptruck to drop a steaming hot 700k on linkies in 2040

Yeah im.thinking based

>>21083121
Automatic transmission is objectively better than manual. Thats why it became the standard. The only people who disagree are people so insecure about their manhood that they feel the need to sperg out about gears and shit to prove how not tiny their dick is.

>>21084628