/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21023610
Do you have a sharpie?

>>21023610
Why are /biz/nessmen such massive faggots?

>>21023610
That's a man

>>21023637
You'll need a sharpie to make it in this cruel world anon

>>21023610
if you drop the "wont go outside" requirement, then you could consider cleaning other people's houses, delivering food, mowing lawns

but if you absolutely dont want to go outside, the only method for that is daytrading

>>21023619
Kek

>>21023663

>>21023762

>>21023783
Ok put a sharpie in your poophole then

>>21023801
Anon this isn't about me, we're here to help op who is probably a faggot

>>21023738
Sadly I can't drop the "won't go outside" due to health problem
I'm also the worst daytrader in the world

>>21023610
Same.

I'm thinking of getting into MMORPGs and playing as a girl so that simps give me resellable game assets. Is it viable, though? I'll take literally any amount of money I can get as long as I'm not putting in 12 hours a day of pretending to enjoy a game.

The funniest thing about all these dumb girls making onlyfans accounts is how little money they get. It should be intuitive that in a world where porn is free your only real customer base as a paywall whore fresh out of high school is guys who knew you and had some kind of interest in you (usually more than just 'she's hot I guess' but an actual fixation). When you consider that they might know multiple other girls from the same class doing this, and they are getting bored of the whole thing, and they know that at best they'll just pay for one month to satisfy their curiosity, and you probably are actually pretty average looking, I'd be surprised if you made enough to even cover one month's rent.

>>21024442
No, imo it's hard af to make money selling game assets
Even playing 16h/d I was making less than 50$/d

>>21024540
I'd settle for 8hrs/$25 (yep), but I think you're talking about normal gameplay and not being a professional cocktease. Unless I'm misunderstanding MMORPGs altogether, gifts could reduce a lot of the work required

>>21024526
The only onlyfans I’ve ever paid for is literal whores who I proceeded to fuck, for me it was scouting. Still somewhat lame but just paying for nudes is next level simping. Also the fact “findom” is a thing infuriates me more than it should.

>>21023610
where can i find an asian man like this?

>>21023610
Do you have any kneepads lying around?

>>21024705
I've paid for one month for each of two girls I knew IRL because I needed to satisfy my curiosity, but it only amounted to like $20 total.

>>21025069
I could understand this, I’m 34 now but if I could pay 10 bucks to see nudes of some big tiddie girl I knew in high school I probably would. Always remember to cancel sub immediately. Also fuck the ones that hide the actual nudes behind a second paywall.

>>21024705
>The only onlyfans I’ve ever paid for is literal whores who I proceeded to fuck, for me it was scouting.
How did you do this?There is one girl on onlyfans that I would love to meet. I'm curious how to make that happen.

>>21025467
Don't hold your breath

>>21023610
If you can get your mind off sucking dicks for a moment, try doing online piecework for Amazon Mturk, TaskRabbit, appen.com, as a Facebook moderator or a Google search result reviewer etc.

It's soul-crushing work for low pay. Perfect for you!

>>21023610
>white socks
hnnghh

>>21023610
Do a ransomware attack on a hospital or police station. Or maybe rob a bank.

>>21026224
Can't speak for that anon, but I'd rather have my soul crushed by the money of thirsty gamers. Seems like all you have to do is find someone really mentally ill and send emojis at him.

Posting revenge porn is bad, OP

Imagine if u had to suck off two big black cocks to ur rent bro? That would be crazy! You would have to really slurp on them like a real fag and swollow the cum hahaha

>>21023801
Way ahead of you

>>21026568
>implying black people have money

>>21026616
>implying black people are the ones paying for getting blowjobs and not white incels pulling their meat to recording of those procedures