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i loled, ty op

>the devil drink

>>20995423

>Giving up money for sex

Last girl I fucked was an engineer that paid for the hotel room where I rammed her for like 2 hours, and Im just a manlet, whats your excuse OP ?

>>20995848
How tall

>>20995423
nice larp, but a little too predictable. You'd have to be brand new to /biz/ or a complete brainlet to ever tell a woman about your stack, let alone you're a "crypto trader"

>>20995423
lel and kok

>>20995878

5'6"

The manlet meme is just a meme. It only counts at face value with a woman. If you're funny and intelligent it doesn't mean shit. If anything, make a joke about it when you first meet them, totally disarms the situation.

Good luck to my fellow little dudes.

>>20995878
5' 11.999"
they never learn

>>20995423
well anal usually cost extra so at least you got that

>>20995944
It matters it's just one factor of many. Guarantee you'd bag double the pussy if you were 6 foot.

>>20995423
Obviously fake but good story.

>>20995998

Beyond a certain point it becomes annoying trying to juggle women. I'm happy with my height, helps filter out the trash.

Plus I look 22 despite being 30, which I think is a perk with manletism, look at Todd Howard. I'll take less pussy for longer youth.

Women don't know how to trade crypto. Fake as fuck.

>>20995944
Sounds promisinf for me who is 5'7

She would obviously come back

>>20996112

If you let your height bother you, women WILL pick up on your insecurity. Just bee yourself.

>>20996064
Eh this sounds like cope to me but if you're still getting laid it's all good. I'm 5'10'' and I know for a fact there's girls I'd get if I were a bit taller but it is what it is. Not to mention it works both ways, I find women over 5'9"" unattractive even though that's model height.

>>20995423
pic or it didn't happen and you are just covering for taking bbc in the butt last night.

>>20995911
This. The idea that someone from /biz/ actually fucked a "woman" is also pretty unbelievable.

3/10 try harder next time >>20995423

>>20996158

Cope with what? Things I can't change?

No anon that's called acceptance. Being mad about things you have no control over just leads to misery. Work with what you got.

>>20995423
2/10 larp. Have sex incel

>>20996234
Well yes and no, "filters out the trash" that's biology, women seek fit mates. It's like saying "I don't care that I have a hunchback and no teeth, filters out the trash". You're right it's pointless to wish for something you can never be, but I don't blame women for pursuing biologically superior options, I'm doing the same thing, I'm 34 and haven't fucked a girl older than 27. Note this is not a blanket excuse for women to be thots, but that's a much more complex (((problem))).

>>20995423
>amazed by the fast transfer speed on the ethereum network
only reason I knew this was fake

I gad sexual intercourse with a 10/10 and paid her in BSV but the transfer speed was so slow and people completwly stopped mining half way through the missionary position which ended in me getting free sex and thats how I know it wasnt a dream.

>>20995423
didn't happen

>>20996070
>when that wasn't even a woman
kek

>>20996158
my friend who was 6'4, was autistic and treated women like trash, grabbing them pulling by wrists etc
he had a new chick every week. most were barmaid roastie types but there were some cuties mixed in. it was a real eye opener.

>>20995944
haha the cope is real

>ass to vag to mouth
>vomit

>>20996158
Fuck you if you’re actually 5’10 that’s decently tall and no woman would actually turn you down for that. You could say you’re 6’ and they wouldnt bat an eye. If you’re actually 5’8 something then I feel

>>20997495
Yep tall men live life on easy mode

>>20995423
My worst nightmare, half a stack

Get this reddit shit out of here

>>20995423
The delusion of Link Holders

>>20997616
t. fag

>>20995423
I hope this isn’t true

>>20997801
this is true
>tfw 5'11 and say im 6ft all the time. even said i was 6'2 once and no one asked any questions

>>20995998
This. It matters a lot, but it's possible to make up for if you are really good in other areas. Wit, charm, confidence, looks, being fit, wealthy, etc.

Being short you gotta work a lot harder to get worse results, but it doesn't mean you can't make it. Plenty of short dudes can get girlfriends, I mean there are so many fucking girls out there, including short ones and you ideally only need to settle with 1, not seduce the whole world. You know what I mean??

>>20996759
BSV is instant, nice cope though.

>>20995423
>I’m a self-employed crypto trader baby

What is the fantasy that you clowns have?

None of you are making any money stop the fronting.

>>20999495
thats a long "instant"

>>20998599
They just thought you were insecure/autistic and didn't want to cause a problem by calling you out on that blatant lie, manlet.

>>20999695
Dude I have met someone like this IRL at my gym. He said he trades crypto for a living so I started discussing it with him and he just shilled me CRO lol
I really want to just grill him on how much money he makes. I feel like he’s just a NEET with crypto savings

>>20999786

None of them want to admit that no money was made unless you cash out.
Since cashing out is such a slow pain in the ass they most likely lose any gains by the time the transaction takes place.

>>20999786
>He said he trades crypto for a living

What an outlandish thing to tell people, does he really think people are buying into such an obvious lie?

>>20996234
>Cope with what? Things I can't change?
That's generally what you do with things you can't change.
You're short and dumb

>>20996064
Beyond a certain point, you want to strangle women
Don't get old

You paid 50k for a COOOOOOM. Consider this a life lesson anon.

>>20995944
Did you stand on a box to ram her?