/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20984944
I have 128.6, I want to off myself right now I dont even have enough cash for a suicide stack.

>>20984957
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>20984944
I found out about chainlink in 2017 and still only have 1666 links. Fite me faggot, not everyone had 10s of thousands to spend on a fat russians token

>>20984957
Post a timestamped pic of a pen in your asshole and I will send you the remaining 71.4 link so youre up to 200 link

>>20984944
Being a poor ass millennial with 1k stack bought at 30c ea feels good. Meme magic is real.

What's difficult is that it still makes sense to put every penny you have into chainlink since it will easily 10x in sats from here but still the nulinker won't. This is why their life ends with the rope

>>20984944
pls stop

>>20985003
I'm not that desperate m8, I have 3k in wagecuck payments coming to me this Friday, it will ALL go into chainlink.

>>20985000
Trips highlight humbling message.
I'm a fucking college student, all lf my money should be going to my schoolbooks and my car, but luckily I've saved hard enough to spend 1k+ USD on LINK and 2k on other investments. In 2020.
This suicide stack hubris can't be healthy.

>>20984944
That’s not our problem, fren.

Check’d

>>20985000
> Digits
Incredible anon you will make it

>>20985050
Every linkie counts. My gf has 10x as many links as you do lmao. Come on just post the pic, cover your face and do it infront of a blank wall, there is no way anybody will recognize you. 71.4 link are 71.4 link.

>>20985003
link specialist with 800 LINKS. will put pen in bum for top up of stack

>>20985104
Do it, I will send 50 LINK

>>20985099
Imagine anons gf pegging you in exchange for linkies

>>20985118
incoming

>>20984944

Why are you so arrogant? There's zero need to be. Is it not enough to enjoy your own profits? You have ot mock other people for missing out? Stupid. Full of original sin. Prideful man. You have nothing to be produ of. You didn't invent Chainlink. You haven't worked on Chainlink. You didn't do any of the big brain research on Chainlink. I have 62k LINK because some KIND anons explained it in laymans terms back in 2017, and continued to do so throughout early 2018 until I had a decent understanding of it myself.

What sort of cuck father raised you to have this boastful attitude on nothing you've earned. I'm well aware of my own et worth now, but I am also EXTREMELY aware I didn't work for it, and so I stay humble. I was lucky. You are lucky. RIght time right place with jsut enough disinhibition of risk to make the move.

Stop being a kike. Help your fellow men. If we are measuring LINK dicks though, go ahead and post yoru wallet. There's about 600 people with more LINK in the world than me. That's it. I sure as fuck don't berate others for it (except you), you degenerate heathen

>>20985231
Did you seriously just type that all out? Im not gonna read it give my a qrd. Also im sharing link and helping newfags for simple timestamped pics so whats your problem.

>>20985003
I’ll do it 100%

>>20985265

Degenerate. Stay poor stacklet.

>>20985157
>will put pen in bum for top up of stack
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>20985118
0x66b737293C3A07B6A922C35B4A1f6158BBd98f99

i better get 75 for the sharpie my nigger

>>20985273
Do it. I'ill send 50 link and OP gets his 71.4 link if he posts the pic

>>20985298

>>20985298
Goddamn them ass checks got checkering

>>20985298
Cute butt, i will send them right over

>>20985317
yeah i was sitting on my compute chair

>>20985298
BASED FUCKING BASED

>>20985231
>wake up early, sun isn't even up
>fix coffee, drag myself to the computer, start looking for link threads
>type a novel as the coffee changes my brain chemistry, will feel stupid about it later

>>20985318
thank u daddy <3

/biz/, prostitution since right fucking now

>>20985298
KEK

>>20985298
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP

>>20985298
damn, your hair is fucking long
how do you survive the summer

Oh nonononooo the sharpies in poopers are back

>>20985351
we’ve already had sharpie in pooper linkwhores before

Goddamn it lemme find a sharpie
How many linkies for my ass

someone screencap for when op made a million shoving a pen up his ass pls put me in the cap my name is david

>>20985318
Oh yeah, I see it pending on etherscan
Oh shit, he's in for a surprise, you gave more than he was expecting

>>20985387
50

>>20985387
OH NO NO NO NO

>>20985373
Me too, this thread's going to be wholesome

>link hasn't broken $10 yet
>/biz/ has now turned towards prostitution to "make it"

>>20985398
nothing on etherscan yet my dude

>>20985309
Best I could do at that angle

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>>20985399
50 link unironically? Like seriously? Black sharpie or...?

how many linkies for something bigger than a sharpie

>>20985376
its actually just above shoulder length it appears much longer in the photo

>>20985298
KEK

>>20985438
/biz/ jesus christ you ever shave your ass? fucking western savages. good ass though, too bad it looks like a wild boar

So many newfags on this board. Sharpie on pooper is nothing new. It's been a thing since 4chan was born you tards.

>>20985438

I want to cry

>>20985318
REEEE how much longer

>>20985298
Hory shet

>>20985464
i know it has, i wanted to help the legend live on

>>20985454
ohh

>>20985438
HOLY FUCKING KEK I'M GONNA PASS OUT THIS IS TOO GOOD

>>20985438
how DARE you even THINK about posting that after my beautiful sharpie pooper pic!!!

>>20985438
It happened AGAIN

>>20985298
Holy fucking shit dude

>>20985399
Still up for another 50?

Fuck I don't have a sharpie near me and I'm in a starbucks bathroom trying to shove a ballpoint pen up my ass for 50 linkies.

Omfg I’ve been waiting for this thread. I have 1199 link. I need just one more link. Will anyone top me off if I shove a sharpie up my bum?

He'll never send the links you lil cuck whores

>>20985438
>>20985298
THE TRADITION LIVES ON

>tfw I cant bring myself that low

0xa629A68B96e607A6B5E7c3Ed758C9d7e65667343

>>20985585
you know what you gotta do cunt

>>20984444

There are good pplz here

>>20985573
9 dollars to shove a pen up your ass? Are you fucking stupid?

>>20985476
ETH is congested as shit atm, just keep waiting fren it will come.
>>20985559
My id changed because of dynamic IP. Yes go for it every timestamped pic of sharpie in pooper gets 50 link!

>>20985573
You seriously don’t have $10? $10.

>>20985619
but y no show on etherescan? if you didnt send them i don't mind, i'm ultimately just in it for the lulz

>>20985585
no hole, no deal
cover your stinky pussy with your hand if you're so embarrassed by its dimensions

>>20985298
>>20985438
Imagine being this much of a faggot holy shit

everytime you start seeing actual sharpies in kissless virgin asses on this board begging for LINK, it's time to sell

believe me, I've been long enough here

Currently typing this at 3:57 AM in a starbucks bathroom after closing with a ballpoint pen sticking out my ass trying to take a semi decent pic but the stickie timestamp won't stick.

>>20985644
I dunno lol just keep waiting fren

>>20984957
same, except the worst part was that I bought a suicide stack at $0.50 but sold it at $0.17 because I was completely broke and couldn't afford food

>>20985660
not begging, not a virgin. i didnt expect anything, i'm in it for the meme faggot

>>20985670
Just post the pic without timestamp, its okay fren

>>20985298
>>20985438
Fucking kek

>>20985670
At least wait for a screencap showing the transaction, have some dignity

>>20985298
BASED AND SHARPIEPILLED

>>20984944
I have 4 digit stack. I always thought there would be more dips. I guess I cznt complain with 5k links though.

>>20985700
But without the timestamp it just doesn't feel like 4chins
HOW THE FUCK DO I TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS PLS GIRLS MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY

This would have been my portfolio if I didn't sell. I sold because that year was so fucking uneventful and I thought there was a long while more of that to go. I just started fucking off and playing video games again to pass the time then the google shit happened, and I been fuckin priced out ever since. Kept like 200 on MM and that's it. Now I have this as a constant reminder. Of course it's not the end of the world and I'm not that upset, it may be one of the most important lessons of my life. It's not THAT much either and there will be more opportunities.

>>20985692
this type of cope response happens always as well
>well I did it for fun anyways h-haha
while every time they also have posts asking if they have sent it over while checking on etherscan

I told you, I've been here long enough

>>20985298
top kek

Fuck the point just clicked out of nowhere the pen in my ass probably scribbled on the inner wall of my asshole fml

>>20985298
I hope you get the 75

>>20984944
100 link marine reporting in

>tfw only 20 Link poorfag
>Still happy with whatever i'll get
>>20985298
Man, you better not scam this cunt now

>>20985692
>not begging
LMAO brother

Look at what you heathens have started

>>20985571

>>20985675
Sometimes it doesn't go through the first time and you have to... send it.. again.. pfft

>>20985759
i don't need to cope fren. i'm doing just fine but appreciate the concern. i dont care how long you've been here, i've been here longer.

>>20985298
>>20985438
THE TRADITION CONTINUES
$10+ LINK CONFIRMED AND LOCKED THE FUCK IN

CELEBRATION THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYoE4_q0Po

>>20985572
Quote of the year.

for this reason, link will soon be rejected here en-masse

>>20985823
HAHAHAHAHA fuck yes this is amazing

>>20985822
if you call that begging idk what to say bro. some people are in it for the chaos

>>20985298

LINK bullrun has officially started.

Imagine this guy telling his kids he made $75,000 putting a sharpie up his ass on a Congolese basoon enthusiast forum.

Wait till /lgbt/ finds out about this
PICK FOR 50 LINKIES
LINKIES LINKIES IN MY PINKY
WHEN IT COMES OUT MUCHOS STINKY LMFAO

>>20985889
LINK or no LINK, i am now a part of internet history

>>20984957
Buy something else. AMPL outperformed 3 years of Chainlink gains in 45 days. KEK.

>>20984944
I'm hate since 2017 and last time I bought link was yesterday, why the fuck would you not buy for the cheap price of $9 if you think chainlink is going to lead the 4th industrial revolution?

>>20985309
Still waiting on my 50 link

>>20985689
You could just have hunt for rats wtf were you thinking

Well since this is officially a degenerate thread and we are breaking the rules (and getting b&), I'm going to do it:

GIVE ME LINK FAGGOTS
0xa629A68B96e607A6B5E7c3Ed758C9d7e65667343

>>20985947
I somehow cannot put myself to buying someting for 9 dollar that I bought for 30cents just a couple of years ago

>>20985916
Which one faggots

>>20985916
both of them for 200

>>20985964
Youve been trolled newfag
But at least you still have your digni- ohnononononoo

>>20984944
>be me

>>20985689
anon i literally was eating out of dumpsters a year or two ago and managed to accumulate 800 link despite that. learn to suffer and sacrifice and youll be thankful for it later.

>>20985964
See
>>20985675

>>20986011
Post portfolio do you even have 200 link you LARPER?
Both of them are already in. Feels very windy in here

>>20985298
Holy shit

>>20986013
kek

>>20985964
oh no

>>20985298
holeeesheeeeet damn is this bullish or a big sell signal?? my brain is scrambled

>>20985756
>It's not THAT much either and there will be more opportunities
Solid nerves, are you buying back of we dump to like 5 dollars? You won't make back what you lost but that would still be a respectable stack

>>20986079
its bullish, trust me. i would have thought the same thing as you 6 months ago

I only have 5000 LINK, but im hoping ill die with at least 10,000 due to staking. I could have made it there already, but i was NEET for 3 years instead of accumulating.

>>20985298
For 75 link? You're a filthy whore

>>20986122
no i did it for free you stupid faggot

>>20986122
I DID IT FOR THE MEME AND I'D DO IT AGAIN KEK

>>20986011
Whatever at this point

>>20985841
>mainnet coming soon so I really gotta buy some
Holy based, just imagine how much he made from sharpie bux

>>20984944

LINK at 9 is much closer to the bottom than you link lets could ever imagine.

It's going above 500.. and you poors really think 9 is amazing? This is the warmup.

I don't suppose there's a collage of all sharpies in all poopers?

>>20986154
I don't even have a link wallet I'm a no crypto i just browse /biz/ because of shit like this

>>20986101
I hear you anon, what a time line we're on now. this thread tho fml

>>20986154
oh no, what have i done?

>>20986093
Yeah I'll probably continue to DCA.

>>20986201
Lmao

>>20985298
Even his address has dubs

>>20986212
yeah sorry you had to see a sharpie in my asshole everybody

>>20986201
you're ngmi, buy link now before it goes $20k and you will actually consider suicide

Ocean is the new link. No problem

>>20986236
sometimes you gotta take a sharpie in the pooper for the greater good. link specialist OUT

>>20985298
Finook

>>20986201
listen to this anon fren >>20986189, it's not too late, even the tiniest of stacks will give you great gains & some nice spending money. but it's as much about joining the energy that surrounds you once you have some link

Do I hodl or get out? It's so high right now I'm considering moving it to something more stable until it dips

>>20986236
it's all good fren we're all brothers here

>>20986293
Depends on how much you've made
1 MIL? get out
10k? hodl

>>20986287
THIS. the energy made me put a sharpie in my butt because i knew it would only enhance the FOMO. number go up, thank me l8r anons

Here is the screencap

>>20985298
nice feminine arse

>>20986344
>tfw at least I made it to the screencap
oh well...

>>20985438
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20986321
and if it has the opposite effect of FUD... number go down. thank me l8r either way faggots and accoomulate

>>20986344
You didn't include mine

Did ass posters actually get 70link?

>>20986415
75 link* of course not, so im owed about 100 now if you include interest

>>20986415
Yes

>>20986405
no timestamp señor

>>20986401
Highest we ever got tonight is 9.72 not enough asses in the thread obviously

>>20986405
anon stop yours wasnt funny just sad

>>20986444
Cursed trips

>>20985700
>>20986437
Ah shaddup

>>20986429
100 link? That's right, you're now owed 200 link, when are you getting your 400 link, how long will you wait for that 800 link, why does it take someone so long to send 1600 link, isn't it time that you received that 3200 link?

>>20986444
checked

>>20986444
fucking checked

>>20986468
just leave it be bro, I'm sorry, I was about to post saying don't do it and I scrolled down and wallah, you actually delivered :/

>>20985444
>>20986444
Lmao i got skip trips
I think I'm gonna make it bros

>>20986473
this guy gets it

can i have my 10,000 linkies now

>>20986376
I'm glad I made it. Heck I'm most of it come to think

>>20986473

>>20984944
>>20985000
>>20985022
>>20985099
>>20985311
>>20985399
>>20985444
>>20985488
>>20985577
>>20985611
>>20985644
>>20985655
>>20985700
>>20985766
>>20986011
>>20986033
>>20986122
>>20986133
>>20986200
>>20986311
>>20986344
>>20986444
Blessed thread

>>20986572
what a happy merchant

>>20986588
Checked.

>>20986588
>88

>>20986588
woohoo i rolled twice 44 and 33

>>20986588
woohoo i rolled dubs twice. my linkies stay super stinky just l

>>20986638
just like the tip of my sharpie

>>20984944
Im so glad I woke up to see this

>>20986588
uber blessed

>>20986542
>50 linkies is 500 US dollars
That's why you're not getting your linkies fren. In the old days I don't think anybody ever got money for sharpie in the pooper and they definitely never got $500

>>20986287
I'm kinda broke and living in a yurt right now

>>20986737
no fucking shit retard, did you even read the thread or my posts?

>>20986737
btw when am i getting my 20,000 linkies? (ps i know how much LINK costs you fucking retard, i have 800 and i bought at $3 ALL THE WAY UP USD)

>link still not $10

>>20986771
>>20986794
Yes I read your 900 posts and attempt to gatekeep putting sharpies in your ass for some reason. Also sorry you're a linklet anon, we're all going to make it :^)

How much for a sharpie in my girlfriends ass?

>>20985000
This.

Even the make it stack of 10k Link cost over $1k at ICO.
There were way too many seemingly much more legit projects being pumped in late 2017 for me to throw $1k just at Chainlink.

Keep in mind that Chainlink only started distinguishing itself in the summer of 2018.
Before that, it was maybe a tier 2 or tier 3 coin.

It's actually dumping right now

>>20985298
pens are back. we bull now for real.

>>20986896
50

Grandpa dialup (BTC) taking a huge morning shit
All other coins line up with their mouths open, trying to catch a falling chunk

>>20986896
Sorry I think all the linkfags have came already you'll have to report back when they rejuvenate

>>20986933
So many dubs in this thread

>>20985298
2017 happening again confirmed.

>>20985003
I’ve got 100, I’m only 18 and that’s all I could afford lol

>>20985298
Damn

>>20985003
Oh shit I didn’t read that first part >>20987082
Whatever maybe I’ll do it

>>20985572
I'm fucking dying here.

>>20986794
Seriously reread this thread. There's no way of reading it that makes you look good. I'm embarrassed for you. I hope you learn something from it

Somebody archive this thread and send it to me I don't have wifi in my hut and I'm going to head home from starbucks icantopenthebox@protonmail.com I'm probably going to animate it and voice it it'll be great

>>20984957
I got 1411 but I will do it for that, you still keen?

>>20984944
I do have triple digit link fren, too excited not kill myself though, nice try neet lol

>>20985298
No...

I have 50 Link, but I will always have more dignity as a human being than these degenerates, so that makes me happy.

>>20985298
my sides

>>20985298
I haven't seen this in years holy shit

>>20984944
a few months from now:
>Imagine you just now discovered /biz/ and chainlink, imagine you have to buy 90$+ links you retarded faggots, imagine not having a 4 digit link stack. I would unironically neck
>Imagine only having like 36 link lmao

Best thread in a while. I'm in fucking tears

>>20985003
>>20985050
I have 17K LINK and I would do it for 71.4 LINK right now.

>>20987658
I literally have 36link right now.. Bought at 6. Fml.

I'll stick up my ass all 4 of this LGBT pens for 200 Link

>>20985421
Gentlesir

>>20984944
I didn't have much money when link came out and my dream was to get enough to cover a high spec gaming pc. I bought 459 link when it was at $0.7. I know it's not a lot but it more than covers the cost of my pc so I am quite happy right now

>>20985003
>>20987878
Would you send it bro?

>>20987878
200 linkies? ha, nothing to me, but I'm feeling generous. That's what? $10 when I bought them? Go on anon, with timestamp if you will.

>>20988002
Show me your stack, send me 1 link and I'll post pic

>>20988002
Can I do it?
That guys being a faggot

>>20984944
Got 10.
1000$ EOY or backflip on top of my building.

Should i buy 50 linkies right this second or is it too late?

>>20988229
50 link is still 50,000 dollars, friend.

imagine knowing about link from the beginning and keep thinking about the meme from cents to dollars, to few dollars... i-imagine hehe

>>20988251
Ok about to use these $500 and buy 50 link right now, thanks for the advice.

>>20988160
oh sweet child! how polite of you to ASK my permission to humiliate yourself in front of us! what wonderful training you have received rather than this vile begging of the other anon. after years of accumulating and gut, he has the gaul to ask ME to send HIM something before proving that I am the better man? indeed, your level of respect is appropriate for the future elite. go ahead fren, include timestamp and it must be 4 pens and I will honour my word.

>bought a poorfag 8k stack in 2017
i top kek every time i see redditors who fell for our FUD and didn't buy

>>20988389
This is fucking golden. Want a picture of a frog for 5 link, mr moneybags?

>>20988453
post your eth address and your best frog

holy shit 2 sharpies in one thread include me in the screencap

This thread is wild

>>20988561
0x278C55FFc36F65a2Bc758E456a96DC1e4035238d

>>20988607
no, not you, we are waiting for your pens pic

>>20985003

OMG if we get another real sharpie in the pooper I'll know the bull run is most definitely back. Its the most accurate technical indicator I've ever seen

>>20988607
>that's a nulinkers best frog
o i m laffin

>>20988607
That’s not a drawing, silly poster.

>>20988561
Here, anon.
0xdfECc6e2a1838FF8784256d9cd45217a2413f0Ba

>>20985298

>>20988739


OMG he fucking delivered THE BULL RUN IS FUCKING ON. Its going to be like 2017 all over again

>>20988739
>The virgin TA
>The chad sharpie prostitute begging

wow this thread brings back memories
gimme some link and im gonna hop into the old pink suit for meme pics

brings back memories

>>20988788

2 fucking people delivered I just saw. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? The indicator is so early in the this cycle and the reading is 2x as strong right now. We are going to hit a 5 Trillion total MCAP with LINK taking at least 10%

>>20985118
Pay up nigger

>>20988902
Not only that but thot posting has increased and become higher quality as well

I'm getting summer 2017 vibes

>>20988895
looks like the plushtard made a mask

>>20985298
>>20985438
We have literal faggots on this board shoving pens up their ass for LINK. Not sure how I feel about that. Definitely not welcome on the yacht, no faggots allowed of course.

>>20989750
go back newfag

>>20989630
yes sir
i dont browse biz anymore though
thread got sent by a friend

>>20989750
This. Fuck degeneracy.

>>20989789
I was on this board before LINK even existed nigger.

>>20989984
>i dont browse biz anymore
better for you there are still anons that want your head

>>20989984
Who is this? He looks so weird, where are his calves?

>>20990157
bro if you had any clue what happened afterwards
it sounds so schizo i dont even want to type it

>>20988645
I got a very good frog too, can I post my address?

>>20990618
do it i might know 1 or 2 marines you scammed

>>20990674
yo come discord this is not for public ears

JmcXcj

>>20990748
im no tranny just type it

>>20984944
I have a 4 digit stack (6.1k) and plan to keep buying until I hit 5, fortunately I'm not a poorfag so I can afford to spend 6-8k a month which can get me there in 6 months unless we moon straight past $10 with no crashes. Feeling pretty comfy.

And even if I miss out on 10k, oh well I have 6 mil instead of 10.

>>20990810
based

>>20990810
dm me on twitter
realwojak

>>20989789
You belong in an oven, faggot.

>>20984944
>245 linkies here
Found /biz/ like three weeks ago. At least I got it at 6.90 then. Still sucking up more every paycheck. Oh well...least I'll have a couple mil when it hits 7k in a month or so.

>>20990877
throwaway77777777@protonmail.com

>>20985003
I’ll do it for 2000 LINK

>>20991071
sent

>>20985438
>"hey dad, you never told me how you became a millionaire?"
>"well son i shoved a sharpie up my asshole and some autist on a basket mongolian weaving forum gave me 50 chainlink which are now worth 80,000$ each"

>>20984957
How does 128.6 trillion dollars sound?

>>20990999
fucking checked

I have 9 link T.T

>>20984944
This is what unironically happened to me
Fuck you /biz/ i'll get my own coin with hookers and blackjack and you will regret it