/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Hello Jerey
>Hello...Sergey

NIGGER

Why do they call it Ripple? I don’t see any rippling? They should just call it RIP

So why do they call it bitcoin cash? It's not bitcoin and it's not cash!

>they SCAMMED me jerry!
>they SCAMMED you!?
>SCAMMED me!
>... and you're sure?
>oh believe me jerry, im sure. trust me, i know what its like to be scammed. no one's been scammed more times than me.
>so what happened?
>well, i was br-
*kramer enters
>GIDDY UP! - whats happening!
>George got scammed again.
>George got scammed?
>George got scammed!
>George, listen, you gotta get your money back. You gotta scam the scammers! i know this coin called AMPL with huge upscale potential an-
>- oh stop it kramer, enough with the coins!
>alright alright! george, tell us what happenned.
>well, i was browsing /biz/...
>again with the 4chan George?
>i know, i know. anyway, i was browsing and i came across this thread with this coin called 'Chainlink'. it had everything, the tech, the memes - sergey!
>sergey.. from down at the macdonalds?
>anyway.. i bought a load of these coins at the top, there was all this talk about lamboland, i got pressured in! when i went to /biz/ the next day the price had tanked 80%! sergey exit scammed the WHOLE thing!
>he exit scammed??
>exit scammed!
>huh... scammed!

>>20986207
so whats up with cryptocurrencies?
theyre not cryptic and theyre not currencies

>>20986348
if link gets big enough, larry might actually write a crypto episode

>Get Out! You bought link at 17c?
Yeah Elaine, got the tip from Kramer; sounded crazy to me too. George wouldn't leave me alone tell I threw in some money with him!
>Why didn't you guys get me in on it! I had some extra cash laying around!
I tried to Elaine, but they told me to put it in the Vault!

>so my friend Param down at the DMV was telling me about these things, Jerry, these crypto-currencies
>Cryptocurrencies...
>That's right, he said he knows a guy, who knows another guy, who solved the oracle problem
>good for him... what the hell is the oracle problem?
>It's a problem, Jerry, a real doozy
>A doozy?
>With oracles.
>Right.
>And Param said this other guy solved it
>...solved the oracle problem
>Solved it. Zzzzzzipped it right up.

>>20986207
They should have been called ADC. Automatic digital contracts. However, smart contact sounds better to normies since at first nobody really understands what the "smart" means so they assume all kinds of advanced properties.

>>20986694
>Finally, I can drape myself in velvet. To hell with society

>The Store of Value
>Jerry is convinced by Kramer to provide seed funding for a new DeFi project
>Elaine catches a glimpse of Jerry's Delta and suddenly become a lot more affectionate
>Kramer exit scams at the top
>George unknowingly buys Kramer's bags

>Standup is easy Jerry, even Newman could do it
>Newman? Thats a little beyond the pail Kramer
>No no really, its child's play. Here watch ill come up with some material better than any of your wise cracks
>Okay lets hear it big mouth
>What's the deal with black people?
>Kramer, I don't think that's how a joke shoul...
>I mean, They aren't black and they aren't people! That's Gold Jerry! Gold!

>>20986846
they are just scripts faggot. smart contract is fancy jew-speak to get u to part with ur shekels

>>20987048
>I think there is a little bit more to it than that

>Again with the frog machine, George?
I just need TRIPLE 7s Jerry, it's the only way I'm gonna make it!

>>20987193

>>20986348
Now this is quality pasta

Bump for a great thread.

>I'm out.
>You're out?
>Yeah I'm out Jerry, sold every last link I had
>You're out????
>Yeah I lost the contest Jerry; the fud got to me.
The 2-man team, the coin distribution, the Zues capital article in the New Yorker and the one that really pushed me off my rocker was that pornographic-priestess they hired.. and if you're not careful she'll get you next bud.

Thanks for the early morning kek

>It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every coin I've ever bought, in my entire life has been wrong.
>My blockfolio is the opposite of everything I want it to be, Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat, It's all been wrong.
>Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of buying shitcoins and being intimidated by women, DCA into bitcoin and going right up to them.
>Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.
>If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
>Yes, I will do the opposite, I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do
something!

>>20986348
Kek

>>20986256
it's the niggerguy

>Have you ever seen Elaine trade?
>Elaine traded?
>It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to liquidation notices.
>Did she do the 100x leverage and the no stop-loss?
>What, you mean you know about this?
>For some time, It was about five years ago, I never knew what to say to her about it.
>It was one of those problems I hoped would just go away.
>Well, sometimes you can't help these people 'til they hit rock bottom.
>And by then you've lost interest.