/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20983229
Posting in ebin bread.

>be me
>Link whale (top 0.1% wallet address)
> going to create a private all girls christian school that puts chemicals in the food and water that makes the girls more prone to becoming lesbians.
>I want to rule over such a place with a iron but fair fist watching as girls who are suddenly extremely attracted to other girls are relentlessly attacked with christian dogma about the sins of homosexuality and pre marriage intercourse. The idea is to make them mentally strong virtuous young women who are die hard christian maidens who can dispel the devils temptations. Only I am the devil

The only sport the girls will be allowed to perform is ballet, I can just imagine it now, dozens of chemically brainwashed lesbian highschool girls forced into dance next to each other in ballet dresses whilst under the supervision of a nun.

Holy shit, the euros coming through today

This might actually be the thread where it happens

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING TONIGHT

toasting

>>20983229

Ahem
Fuck burgers
Fuck gooks
And fuck 'jeets

Yurop lives, and marches on.

>>20983229
33 LINK MARINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

>>20983229
This is what it feels like when doves fly.

I hope Sergey comes through at SmartCon with real news, not same slides as always

>>20983229
It's happening tonight!

>>20983318

>>20983318
Get help anon

>>20983318
diabolical

>>20983318
absolutely based

>tfw sold everything at 3.15

This is really gonna end up at thousands per link isn't it...

I think I'm gonna be sick

>>20983229
did we even hit $9?

>>20983229
ALL LINK MARINES REPORT FOR DUTY, RESPOND WITH, "SIR, STINKY LINKY REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!"

>>20983609
you can still buy in while its under 10$
dont be retarded anon

>>20983619
$9.53 right now

>>20983609
Bore off I sold everything at 0.29 to buy some shitcoin pump and dump.

I'd have nearly $400k if I'd just held.

GOOD MORNING
ON THIS DAY WE BECOME LEGENDARY

>>20983658
it's going to dump at 10 like bitcoin did at 20k

That was it, that was the highest link will ever go. Sell now or hold forever hold your peace.

>>20983466
I'm afraid to save this because it looks like a autopsy face or something. Like a dead guy's face. Not fucking saving that shit.

>>20983318
what the fuck is wrong with you, you're sick in the head anon. get therapy and move to alaska

>>20983675
if only you'd resisted

>>20983715
what the fuck do you mean

>>20983661
wtf?!

>>20983229
ITS HAPPENING

>>20983730
$9.64

>>20983715
it's sam hyde u gimp

>>20983730
My ID eoy.

>>20983318
And I thought purchasing a ranch full of mares (post-singularity) to fuck regularly made me kinda "out there"

>>20983749
$20,983,749 EOY?

>>20983689
Where will it dump too? $5? Sure as hell hope so. Didn’t happen with Eth at $100

>>20983777

>>20983760
741

>>20983739

YOU SEEING THIS SHIT? IT'S NOT DROPPING? IT'S NOT! IT WILL NEVER DUMP AGAIN
WE'RE RIDING PAST 10 BUCKS BOYS

>>20983862
It’s a massively undervalued asset. Massive

Based

Tonight is playing with my heart strings! But I'm 99% sure it's just going to go up and up and up stopping to smell the roses. Literally not stopping from here boys

“This day will never come again and anyone who fails to eat and drink and taste and smell it will never have it offered to him again in all eternity. The sun will never shine as it does today...But you must play your part and sing a song, one of your best. ”

― Hermann Hesse

>>20983609
dude buy the fuck back in. I did and it hurts but you kinda gotta man

>>20983929
It’ll drop don’t be so confident but it is massively undervalued we all know that at biz. Once people find out and once steak comes watch what happens

>>20983930
credit where credit is due, but he wasn't smart enough to not marry a jew

>>20983752
t. Jonny

>>20983689
until it doesnt anon, until it doesnt

Am I gonna make it bros?

>>20983675
yeah i'd have 3 million now i have 40k

https://old.vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

>>20984049
yes, if you have strong hands

Based room

>>20984049
how does $100,000,000 sound?

To those who think Chainlink's price is high right now;
Chainlink would be rank 21 during the previous crypto ATH of 8 January 2018.

>>20983318
Basedand creative. Sounds like a postive thing overall. You will make it, God wills it.

>>20984082
>>20984114
Thank you bros. I hope we all make it.

>>20983318
you should put one trap in there as a joke

We're making it

Please dump, I should of bought at 4.50 my FOMO is through the roof

>>20984357
Ngmi

>https://vocaroo.com/aNouLXHt5Wo

>>20983752
i've thought about doing the same but with only one mare to myself

>>20984424
Do it
Never let the worthless normalfags talk you out of it, it's heaven

>9.70

>>20984546
ULTRA RICH ULTRA RACIST YEP COBBER

>>20983466
>>20983715
>>20983726
>>20983746
man i laffed at this

>>20983318
there are no chemicals that make you gay

>>20984615
thanks bro this faggot (>>20983715)
couldn't understand

>>20984618
can't never could, partner

>>20984357
Diamond dozen

>>20984657
blessing in the skies, if you ask me

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.”

What can one chainlink even do that's worth that much? Honestly. One link worth $10 but what does it do. How does it give me value

$10 IN 5 MINUTES

>>20984618
I will just put aphrodisiacs in the food. There will be no men in the academy so the girls will have no choice but to go after each other. But if they do they will be punished with unrelenting force. This will be a upright christian school.

>>20984698
I cannot fathom the levels of based you are on anon

>>20984698
Just serve wine with dinner (say it's religious or some bullshit) and there will be slimy slug trails in every hallway of that school by sunset

>>20984689
how about you read the manual

>>20983620
>"SIR, STINKY LINKY REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!"
>"SIR, I AM NOT IMAGINING THE SMELL, I AM THE SMELL, IT SMELLS, SIR!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOS GEHTS FREUNDEEEEEEEE

>mfw Link mooning

Looks like I made it just in time

>>20983715
HE CAN'T KEEP BEING AUTOPSIED LIKE THIS!

>>20984689
How does one million dollars sound?

>>20984732
You misunderstand anon, I don't want them to have sex or get together. I want them to be under constant physiological and psychological pressure to engage in yuri but than to be reminded by the religious paintings, the daily bible readings, the massive cathedral that will be build on the school land that homosexuality is NOT OK.

It's about strengthening their discipline and there faith in god our creator.

>>20984650
comparing his appearance to an autopsy face, best insult ive seen all year

>>20984792
You know that the bible only says against male homos not women, right?

>>20984792
Yes, I am on-board for that plan. I'm just saying, if you can't find an aphrodisiac, just ply them with wine

Do a panty inspection before bed. Moisture = beatings with a cane

HOSANNA
FOREVER

>>20984833

>>20983318
To be fair, you just want to coom in them
That's all you want to do
>Young Lady, you are to go to the Headmaster's office immediately
Where upon you'll fondle them like a violin made of jelly and then pump them full of coom

The school will be a boarding school with the rooms being shared by groups of 3 girls. This is so that if there is ever a instance of two girls getting together between room mates the third roommate to cause maximum drama.

>panty inspection before bed. Moisture = beatings with a cane

Based

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Sergey Nazarov kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to thirty two million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to thirty two million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid

After all these years frens
About to crack into double digits
Remember this moment

>>20984839
That's right, there's nothing more hetero than girl on girl

>>20984689
Just buy the Link token, dumb goy stop asking questions

>>20984685
this the team is literally falling apart because sergey cannot stop fucking black women and snorting cocaine, and i think steve is about to go on a shooting spree

>>20983715
>>20983746
>>20984615
>>20984833
I didn't mean to, but I guess I just created a nice moment with my ignorance.

Blessed are we.

>>20983318
This is what we all dream of, anon. A simple, honest dream of chemically brainwashed lesbian highschool girls.

>>20984862
>fondle them like a violin made of jelly
This is now my chat-up line of choice. Good work anon.

>>20984685
I thought Rory was hanging out with tpain and trying to produce a mixtape?

>>20984934

all goods brah stay stinky

>>20984946
Thanks, anon, I wish you well in your future fondling moments

LINKIES ARE FUCKING STINKY

>>20984862
No way I am content with the satisfaction of running such a fine educational establishment.

In a weird way I can't believe we're already so close to $10... is this real life?

>>20985112
saved

>>20984883
I'm driving to McDonalds and eating a Big Mac at $10.

FUCKING DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

>>20983609
It's not too late

>>20985136

9.67 L