/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20957273
You don’t

Eventually they will wake up and the world will have completely changed and they’ll just have to play keep up. By then we will be the whales

>>20957411
this

Only tick 5 of those boxes, I truly belong on /biz

How’d I do?

>>20957273
We were here before you and we're dumping on you

>>20957273
just realized i'm ngmi

>tfw still not a normie

>>20957273
Guess I’m a normie

end me

the point isn't to get normies in to crypto, it's to get crypto in the background so normies use it without even knowing it

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>>20957713
happy for you guys haha...

end me

>>20957273

fuck, almost not a normalfag, if only a couple stacys didnt call me a good kisser

Guaranteed to make it

>>20957273
>one thot could turn me into a fucking normalfag
Scary.

>barely made it

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>>20957873
you guys are unironically alone all day on your birthdays and new years?
fucking how? i may not have many friends but we get together and smoke weed and shit for new years

>>20957948
try being a 35 year old boomer who trades shitcoins for a living

>>20957948
a few years back my group of friends (me included) got really into doing a lot of cocaine. At the time I thought my best friend's sister was really in to me, we started fucking, but it turns out she just wanted me for my cock, and the fallout was pretty bad among us.

I ended up moving to a new state where I have no friends and spend almost all my time alone or at work.

>>20957948
im working on it

>>20957948
Things change. Moved to another country to do my MBA, made new friends there and we celebrated together. After graduation, moved to another city in the same country for a job, and don't really have anyone anymore. I would have to plan ahead for those things. Meanwhile at least im accumulating each month.

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>>20958229
its okay anons, we're all gonna make it. despite our current social situations.

Holy shit that was a close one. I’m still ok to hang out with you guys, r-right?

Reminder that if you smoke weed every day you have a drug addiction

>>20958330
Yes, unironically not having played in a team sport made you just sociopath enough to be here, looking out mostly for yourself and your loved ones, and from the looks of it you're probably charismatic, I think you're gonna make it.

i hate myself even more now.
thanks OP

>>20958600
now you got a check list to complete

>>20957273

I always thought i was a normie

>>20958555
Checked

Music festival is a super square. Hit that one and you can check off road trip, recreational drugs, sex outdoors and 5+ sexual partners in a single weekend.

Do prostitutes count as sexual partners?

>>20959346
they count as negative sexual partners

>>20957273
Black out, bitches!

it was over before it began

at least I hold LINK

>>20957273
wow I actually cannot complete a line

>>20957273
First of all that photo is retarded, because most of those options don't define a normie at all. Secondly, we need to lead by example and buy to hold. Quit selling your crypto for (((fiat))), and quit swinging. Find the cryptos that will actually stand the test of time based on merit alone, invest, hold, then educate others to do the same. Fuck pajeets, fuck chinks, fuck shit coins, fuck niggers, fuck faggots, fuck jannies and most of all FUCK KIKES

>>20957273
what do i win

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>>20959577
Fuck it. Here is mine. As suspected, I am not a normie.

I tick all boxes. Why? I belong on biz.

>>20957273
God damn it

I don’t think I’m making it

Idk, just came to play bingo. I got more boxes than expected, and I'm honestly disappointed with this result.

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>>20957784

fuck me we're pathetic, let's stop with 4chan for some time and see if we're any better without it

Feeling pretty content in my life so far.

>>20959913
if having sex leads me to a life of never coming here i choose to be an incel and hang out here on /biz/ where i can buy chainlink for 50 cents at my local binance store


it's not me that is wrong. it's the world that is wrong

>>20957948
I do get invited each new year's eve, I just decline each time
Birthdays I don't remind people of to avoid anyone trying to invite me to some little celebration

>>20959990
>if having sex leads me to a life of never coming here i choose to be an incel
Sex is overrated, jacking off is more time-cost-effective.

>>20957273
crypto is dumb, I'd rather make slow and steady gains on reliable stocks than gamble.

>not a normie
I-i guess I'm gonna m-m-make it r-right guys?
also I wish I could reclaim my virginity.

>>20959927
Wow imagine being so autistic that you use paint bucket to fill

>>20957273
OP been in crypto since '11, the more time goes on the dumber the newfags are.
ffs most newfags think ICOs/tokens are crypto.

>>20960353
imagine not using paint bucket to fill and then no one can see whether or not you got a bingo from the thumbnail because your shitty line-drawn Xs are even smaller than your dick and bank account combined

>>20960258
>[x] lost virginity
>[ ] had a girl say she loves you
Anon...

>>20957273
>tfw loveless :(

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>>20959913
There's literally nothing wrong with visiting one of the last bastions of free speech on the internet. It's not as good as it used to be, but it's still better than most.

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>>20960353
Have you niggers even used GIMP?

>>20957273
While I’m extremely self-motivated and excel working independently, I also thrive in a team-oriented, collaborative environment. As an engaging interpersonal communicator, I quickly build positive relationships across all levels, internally and externally, and strive to promote an energetic culture of integrity, diversity, and accountability. I’ve trained, coached, mentored and motivated individuals and teams to high performance while maintaining a constant focus on delivering exceptional customer service.

>>20961105
2/10
Nice application.

Hey guys I'm 16 please dont judge I am just trying to learn stuff and stop being a virgin atm

Uhh guys


If I tick every box can I still be here

>>20957273

By the time the average person gets in, we should get out. So I hope it's going to take a while.