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Thats sad.

Can I have your coins?

Ez cure, stop having the gay sex.

You should put a tampon in your asshole, not wanne ruin your chair

>>20939098
You can still go to the doctor dude. What country are you from? Stop taking horse dildos up your exit hole.

>>20939153
what have you eaten a piece of plutonium?

>>20939153
It's not gay sex, I think I have colon cancer.

>>20939098
Stop pushing so hard

50% of my shits contain blood
you're fine

>>20939098
Happens when I eat too much fiber

you probably have a hemorrhoid feel around your butthole for a bump and smear coconut oil on it every night

Just an internal ‘roid most likely. Happened to......a guy I know

>>20939949
It's a lot of blood though.

>>20940059
Do you drink alcohol?

>>20939098
Quick throw all your money into Safex in a last ditch effort to make it pamp I'll call McAfee

>>20940059
Did you eat beets?

>>20939967
Do I need to start shitting in jars and keeping a photo poop jar journal?

>>20939098
>I just pooped out a lot of blood
You probably busted a fucking roid that developed from your unhealthy diet and lifestyle. As long as the blood was bright red you should be fine. Drink more water.

>>20939098
Sorry you couldn't make it fren.
I hope it's not painful and you go peacefully

>>20940177
might as well.
can make good money selling it to dudes.
just find a girl and pay her money to videotape shitting, then sell your shit to dudes for $1,000 a yard.

>>20939098
You can still see a doctor right now brainlet

>>20939098
Go to the hospital retard.
Pooper is for sharpies, not blood.

>>20940213
i dont think you get it when people here say they are not "normies"

do you think someone that is not a "normie" has access to a smartphone, a vehicle, fiat currency, health insurance, job etc.

no. they do not.

>>20939098
>Looks like I won't be able to make it with you frens after all.

I am sorry anon i hope you find peace i will pray for you.

Wait.. you supposed to shit something else than blood? I have been fine for all my life tho

>>20939098
Bright red blood or dark coagulated blood? If its bright red its probably hemorrhoids. Dark blood means internal bleeding.

>>20940252
>imagine being a NEET & not taking full advantage of Medicaid

>>20940177
HOLY SHIT.

>doesn't keep a poop jar journal

ngmi

>>20939098
I've pooped a lot of blood before too anon. I believe it was because of an ulcer I had that got exacerbated.

Regardless here's your best advice. If it's bright red blood, your fine. If it's dark red blood go see a doctor

>>20940252
>imagine being a NEET & not taking full advantage of Medicaid

>>20940386
I'm pretty sure it's colon cancer. I just hope it kills me quickly and I don't have to suffer too much.

>>20940478
What makes you so sure fren?

>>20940478
ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION
DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOL

>>20940547
Chill, its just a LARP

>>20939153

>>20940563
>gives advice to larp
>tells other not to

>>20940603
"You can still see a doctor right now brainlet" wasnt advice, it was calling him out on his bullshit

>>20940059
Diverticulitis.

>>20940648
fair

>>20940487
Because I have most of the other symptoms too.

eat strict carnivore. literally any problem you have will go away. you're constantly bombarding your body with poisonous, unnatural substances. give it a break.
you have the power to heal yourself of any ailment. never forget this.

>>20940785
No you dont LARP

>>20940657
that shit almost killed me when i was doing keto lol

>>20939922
i remember you from that thread. I can point you towards the right direction. email me: wizardearby@protonmail.com

>>20940142
kek might actually get some Safex because of this post

>>20940478
there is a chance, dont give up yet faggot. hit me up. dont go to israel

Why has this faggot still not answered questions and instead harps on his self-diagnosed bullshit? Fuck off OP

>>20939922
Is your poop red or solid black?

>>20940799
Based can confirm

>>20939098
Don’t worry OP... google “hemorrhoids”

>>20939098
Go to emergency services right now, faggot.
You coukd bleed to death.

Buy a bunch of link, set up a smart contract to sell when it gets to 10,000, donate the money to your family. Easiest way to hodl is to die

>>20940938
>>20940142

I dont trust Safex because is a scam from Dascoin developers

>>20940785
Will you please go to a doctor? :(

>>20940785
I don’t care if this is a LARP. I am tired of people in my life getting sick and refusing to go to a doctor only to be told later that if we had caught it earlier we would have had a better chance of fighting it. OP, I care. I love you and I care. I don’t care if I sound like a giant homo. Please go see a doctor.

>>20939098
does your ass or colon hurt at all? if so then it's probably a hemorrhoid. Take vitamin D3 + K2 and hold your nose closed doing vagal nerve exercises when you poop, this way you don't force it and rip the membrane.

>>20940785
A close family member was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer back in November, after having the same symptoms you described. From surgery to chemo, they made a full recovery within about 6 months. Get your ass to a doctor asap anon!

Cure yourself naturally:

OMAD diet (24 hours of fasting between meals, gives your gut and digestive tract and colon time to rest)

Eat strict carnivore + vitamin c pills occassionally

Cures all gut cancer

If you have more bodyfat on you do longer fasts with snake juice

>>20940785
The only way to know for sure is a colonoscopy dude. It could be anything from diverticulitis to Chron's disease.

>>20940478
That is the exact opposite of what will happen. Colon cancer is agonizing. Go see a doctor if you are serious, retard.

>>20939098
You're probably fine. You probably just had a big poop. You'd be in trouble if it was accompanied with severe kidney pain or something.

>>20939098

this happened to me too, i didn't want to go to the hospital because i couldn't afford it so i just kept shitting blood until I passed out, also hit my head on the oven. someone found me and took me to the hospital and after the ER visit and CT scans and colonoscopy and everything else I owed about 20k which financially ruined me. Since then when the problem comes back I just hold it all in and eventually the blood dries up and I haven't passed out again. Oh, and it wasn't colon cancer it was like a ruptured internal hemorrhoid or something

>>20943919
Where did you get this info?

>>20944473
You got a CT scan because of a hemorrhoid? Good lord.

>>20944508

no that was a scan of my head because when I passed out from the blood loss I had a head trauma

>>20940836
robert is that you