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how much LINK would it cost to get cute girls to fart on me?

>> No.20905630

>>20905613
1 LINK EOY

>> No.20905646

>>20905613
less than 1 link next month.

>> No.20905871

>>20905613
Based taste fart huffer bro, this post just made me buy back into LINK

>> No.20905981

>>20905613
back when craigslist was a thing i would pay girls 200 to sit on my face and fart on me. they'll get horny enough to let you eat their ass or pussy eventually then that turns into fucking. you're basically paying a cuter/hotter than average girl 200$ instead of 500-600$. haven't done it since then though, craigslist was the best place for this and other alternatives like doublelist have too little users and it's mostly the degens instead of the average craigslist normie which was the majority of the girls that replied to my ads.

>> No.20906033

>>20905981
based

>> No.20906071

>>20905613
She has no underwear on
>>20905981
>they'll get horny enough to let you eat their ass or pussy eventually then that turns into fucking
redpilled as fuck

>> No.20906110

>>20905981
kek

>> No.20906170

>>20905981
Normie girls will actually do this type of shit instead of getting a real job?

>> No.20906203

>>20906170
>he thinks normie girls make money by working normie jobs..

>ngmi

>> No.20906206

>>20906170
Jesus man, listen to yourself

>> No.20906208

>>20906170
you're not surprised are you

>> No.20906235

>>20905981
>they'll get horny enough to let you eat their ass or pussy eventually then that turns into fucking


they got horny from sitting on your face and farting? what?

>> No.20906287

>>20906235
No he sits on their face and farts. Apparently it gets them really horny... Maybe that's why my sister used to touch me when I was asleep. My farts turned her on too much.

>> No.20906308

>>20905981
I wish backpage was still around. I lost my virginity to a 9/10 colombian teen escort on there and it was so much cheaper than what the average worn out whore in her late 20s charges today.

>> No.20906314

>>20906170
pretty sure they just see it as extra cash while doing something they actually like. they just don't want to admit it. it's like if a girl payed you to suck your dick. a lot of the girls that i met they said they were on craigslist looking for something else and got curious and look at the personals because they think it's funny or whatever. i got a lot of literal whores replying as well but i just ignore them, i want your average girl not a literal cheap hooker.
>>20906235
i intentionally rub my lips/nose on their pussy and ass in a teasing manner and they eventually say "you can eat my ass/pussy if you want". it literally works every time.

>> No.20906331

>>20905981
ha oh my Kek
this is the most based post I've seen all day

>> No.20906340

No matter how cute a girl is, you don’t really want that. It’s disgusting. You’ll get pink eye. Girls asses are great, but they’re still asses.

>> No.20906375

>>20905981

Fucking this

Went to meet a cute 18 year old to buy her panties for £30 and ended up fucking in the car

>> No.20906459

>>20906375
i started off buying panties as well online, then i did real meetups, then i did meetups having them take it of in front of me, then masturbating in front of me etc. it's really easy to escalate when you have a regular roastie like this. i just decided to skip all that and write ads wanting girls to sit on my face etc

>> No.20906689

>>20905981
Did you ask the girls to eat specific stuff so they could fart a lot?

>> No.20906720
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20906720

>>20905981
Based

>> No.20906879

i can fart on you if you send 1 LINK to my adress

i might not be cute
also I am male

>> No.20906882

>>20906689
no. actually it wasn't really fart focused i memed a bit but it was basically facesitting and ass worship. i told them beforehand that if they had any farts then it would be great if they brapped in my face otherwise not to force it. i got like 2-3 farts per session which was like 1 hour. a few times a girl did fart like 10 times though, and most of them were in a row. then she literally ran out of gas lol.

>> No.20906912

>>20906882
also if you're wondering what it smells like, cup your hand and fart in it then smell it real fast. exactly the same smell.

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20906947

>>20906912
nice

>> No.20906973

>>20905613
How has nobody noticed Sergey at the top right of this picture yet?

>> No.20907031

>>20905981
What a terrible way to use your 200$
You could have bought linkies and be a millionare

>> No.20907065

>>20906912
Any tips on doing this nowadays?

>> No.20907086

>>20907031
i own linkies and only linkies. what other coins would a brapchad hold. also by the time i stopped doing this link wasnt even sold at ico yet i think.

>> No.20907129

>>20907065
i would suggest tinder and maybe pof. i haven't tried though but i know girls in general whore themselves out there anyways. just claim you're looking for a sugarbaby

>> No.20907131

>>20905613
fuck i dont need to see this, haven't nutted since Monday

>> No.20907300

>>20907129
Thanks for the tip, will give it a shot. Legit been looking for easy ways to get some facesitting.