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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.20905569

>>20905529
Huh its 60 now...what a long road this has been.

>> No.20905575
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20905575

KEK

>> No.20905634

>>20905529
Was it always a frying pan?

>> No.20905679

>>20905529
based

>> No.20905714

>>20905529
Ahhh good old memories

>> No.20905756

your mom gets chiller, I remember she asking for a suicide stack

>> No.20905805

>>20905529
based

>> No.20905856

>>20905529
This pasta will go down to 0.5EOY

>> No.20905878

>>20905529
Based rentanon. See you next week at $13

>> No.20905893

>>20905529
$500 is 60 linkies now?

wtf

>> No.20905923

>>20905529
>She wants 500$ a month in rent
Aks her why she hates her own kin.

>> No.20905990

>>20905529

You burgers have weird relationships with your parents

>> No.20906029
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>>20905529
I really don't understand this pasta. I wonder if its the same guy posting over and over, or a group of unaffiliated people.

>> No.20906040

I didn't fully appreciate this meme and its potential until a few weeks ago. This might be the best meme on /biz/ desu.

>> No.20906060

>>20905529
This pasta is stale

>> No.20906077

>>20905529
cant you just get a sidejob and pay her some rent?

>> No.20906097

>>20906029

newfag

>> No.20906119

>>20906029
I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

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>>20905529
lmfao this meme will literally be legendary one day

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>>20906029
One of my favorite meta-pastas...When $LINK is $1000 EOY, it will be humorous to see him debating if he should give his Mom .5 $LINK because he’s negative in his checking...Keks all around.

>> No.20906135

>>20905529

Why would you give your mom $60k for monthly housing?

>> No.20906137

>>20905529
This fucking post again... every month
take this larp somewhere else you maggot

>> No.20906158

>>20906131
I’m just hoping some anons will finally take me up on my offer when 500$ = 25 link and I’m offering 50 link a month to stay with them

>> No.20906218

>>20906158
I would unironically take you in if you lived in my state and you didn’t smell like Arby’s and sadness.

>> No.20906386

>>20906029
In a couple years it will make you laugh to tears, every time

>> No.20906414

>>20905529
if you move to georgia you can room with me for 50 link a month

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Imagine when link is so valuable your mom is gonna have to pay you to stay

>> No.20906620

>>20905634
>She wants 500$ a month in rent
yes

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20906732

>>20905529
I've seen this pasta at least half a dozen times and I'm a fucking newfaggot

>> No.20906936

>>20906732
Get used to it

>> No.20907045

>>20905529
Are $600 unemployment checks and $1200 direct deposit Trump Bux not enough for burgers?